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Letter to Langley

By Andrew Visser

Dear Central Intelligence Agency Langley Field,

I am writing to you today so as to bring an important matter to your view. For years now, ever since I have infiltrated your facility, I have found that you have frustratingly poor maintemance, and poor cleanliness for your ventilation system. I understand that such things may not be very important, considering the great Tesponsibilities of your organization, but I camnot be silent on the errors dome by your janitorial and engineering staff any longer. For starters, the vents and ducts in the left wing have not been updated or changed since the erection of the compound, and I have moted at least five separate accounts of asbestos tiling in those very vents. This is a considerable health hazard, particularly for the men and women working in cubicles 12A to 20 C. These same vents are run down, with broken fans, and some have a large amount of dead rats; the largest grouping of rodent corpses are above the Executive Director's office. The ducts in the basement levels are also in poor shape. They are chocked with dust, which makes it only more difficult to crawl into the secret archives area. This dust of course is a health hazard to everyone in that floor, particularly Junior Analyst Mary Brau who, I hope you know, is pregnant; such a health hazard is not good for the baby. Finally the biggest sin that I have seen is the fact that dust blown from Vent 32 A blows dust on the laser defence system in the Black Ops hall every 30 minutes. I consider this a great issue, based solely on a professional level: infiltration should not be easy for me, for there is mo sport. Your facility is filled with hard working people, and it is a shame to see them exposed to such hardships of improper ventilation cleaning and maintenance. At a later date, I will be sending you a full report on what I have seen, and of possible solutions.

Your loving servant.