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By 50%- corn Loop, Soxonies |

tskace me

For weeks I'd been telling.
her, «I ‘said,.‘The jungle: Is
coming in I'm not kid-
ding? It's a bloody jungte out
there,’ and it’s ‘going to get
us.

She thought 1 was hallu-

that gives us,about as'much
privacy as a. stripper: at

‘Planted: at “great. expe
trimmed | with ‘decreasing’
regularity. because: ° there's
nothing to trim, it looks like

‘ABOUT:

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‘gaz

-owned by private ‘pl-

‘Gemmill of Castle-

* “nedy of Trail,
*, Gemmill, ‘Denny. Hu-

cinating . again. ~ Jungle.

: Creeping in. Rubbish. And :
» then T° took her out.’ and

showed her. She hadn't taken
‘a good tour of the estate for a’
couple of yéars.And what

she saw shook her. sou’ re

right: It is a jungle.
A‘ few years ago we hae a
kaleidoscope of colour out

there. Now it’s almost spjid mf

green, relentlessly creeping i in
from all sides,
We had two rose beds, We

had. actually: planted, some’

rosesjin them, and some ‘of
roses. actually grew.
roses. . Dypsomaniac

Red roses. As soon as °

render them to, grackles ‘as:
big’ ps. seagulls,

jungle! in that ugly, Pigeor-

3o£ '-“toed'gait of theirs.

them © sitting:“theré in th

jungle at night, peering with.
yellow’ eyes... Some people
‘might say they were cats: I
know they were tigers.

A few years ago we had

aS brown-cyed daisies galore.

This year we had brown-eyed

‘children galore, slashing and. ©
gallopng through the jungle,

that” once
daisies.”

~ brown-eyed

Bees as big as beavers buzz

themselves up the hair.on my

legs, . spit in‘“my | eye, ‘and
waltz off to‘attack a starling-

Every day we move our Java

chairs a little. closet ‘t
back door.’ * .’
Out ‘front, our mighty oak

strutting
“about the: clearing inthe

a kid who's been in'a fight,

and’ had a couple. of front’
teeth knocked out. That's the
good part. Down at the other

_ end, where. ‘the, snowplow, .

man ‘dumps forty-eight tons
a year, it. resembles a pygmy
with a bad case. of malnutri-
tion.”
That's the way we plan to
80, when the jungle forces us
~ to flee. Straight out through
one of the gaps in the ‘hedge.

grows ever greater, peers in’

windows,

rubs -his:. nose:
: against panes, chuckles with

: Produced -‘alinost soeeiely.

. «“not-so-soft drink”
_ Qurses' group wants it boy-....:

loomed, I'd-cut them,
putt em in’a vase, and we'd
sif'around looking at them as

‘Even the woodpiles are -
creeping closer: At first they
“were orderly woodpiles, in‘

tPetidy to. be

thrown into ithe cellar, ad-.

‘ding rather‘a quaint touch of.)

: -tusticity to the back

ed’, pil
7 fallen branches ‘on ‘top: of

ives the brick a
smack with one of his huge-..
hands,: and goes back: to
waiting forthe next north -
wind, so that he can ‘drop a.
dead: branch across’ bur

23 alreraft
participating: in) the
Canada: Dry ‘cro
country - ‘antique ir:
race’ stopped over. at
rail’s Columbia Gar:
dens ‘airportAug. 5,

j iStthouph a number of

area ang enthusfa-
anded’ to

at'the vintage

planes. At loft, gath-

ered ‘around a plane

lots Ron and May

gar; are (loft to right
Donald Moore of Trai

‘with: his): grandfather

Bil Brown, Stove Sa-

runoff’ of Trail, Ron
Gemmill, Glay Ken-
Mary

gh Castlegar ond
Ralph ey of 'Tr-
Pic

ot
aizcraft\to land at Co- «
umbia: Gardens, :a

1939 L-4-J3 Cub. Al-

though 40 years old -

the craft remained
“erated © until 1950,
- when it was assembl-

ed for use as a U.S,’

‘Army ‘observation |

plane.: Below right, ©
visitors scrutinize the.

‘antique airplanes.

with tentacles like tho3e of a’
giant "squid, slowly,‘ care-__

” fully, and with super-human

‘woodpiles,.‘
beckoning, festooned: ‘by.
vines and - other. creeping

jecond year of the roses,
iespeonies were a little sick.
me ithird year they were

Anitely al ing.

rear that particular i
ed i has produced two.
rane, Three rosebuds, two
-elm: tees eight feet
‘yourlg maple;
and’ PSROuBH hay .to feed a

“herd of cows. The jungle.. -

Our. other rosebed 'was
somewhat of a failurs from
the: beginning, despite all the
fertilizing. and fussing.
Therefore, when a couple of
acorns the squirrels. had
missed sprquted, I thought,

‘Yelirsthae-aarecieard
low-flying airplanes.
We’ have: squirrels _so_.b'

“Why. not? Itt add a nice

touch -of ‘green.”? Almost

prospect of booting k kids

The. beer manufacturer cotted, saying it could help
calls its new product a sod jing children ed
but a” in pucaling adul

An amber blend ari Tem-

Erma
Bombeck

There was an ‘ad’ in an L.A. paper Mor “aingle, ‘
attractive, outgoing.girls and guys between 18.and 60"
‘to try out as'conteatants for The Dating Game. .

It blew my theory on where they found contestants

_ for'game shows. | thought most of them were graduates

of. the School for. the Perpetual: Cheerful with spoolal:
skills in Handing Sexual Innuendoes and How to
Hyperventilate When You Win the Car. <-

| haven't seen The-Dating Game In several: years,
but occasionally the Newlywed Game will flash before
me on the screen. | am amazed that the marriages last to
the end of the show.

A bride recently was asked to respond, your

“ husband was a vegetable on your wedding night, ‘wale

one would he be?'' followed. by, ‘‘When you ‘make
‘whoopie’ do you face Australla or the Virgin tslands?'*

-Another one was asked where her husband would
predict she would say the sun sét over her:bedroom—in:

. . the east or west. She sald the sun set in the east. Her

husband predicted she would say that.”
There was a lot of arm-punching, loud arguing and
‘*You never sald thats’? among the contestants and then

: it was back to Innuendoes . . . double entendres . . .
blank blanks and beep beeps.

{t occurs to me there is only one more avenue for

. game shows to explore. It’s only a matter of time before >

we're introduced to the ‘‘We've Split Game."’

The show. would host people like Chery! and Don
(who lost five ‘valuable pointa‘on The Newlywed Game
when Cheryl didn’t know what Don. would say was the
most embarrassing thing their dog saw them do. In thelr
home) who qualified for the We've Split Game. .: :
\.7 i Host Chuck Whacko will put each of them before a
buzzer and for five points and a public, defender ask

Cheryl, :‘‘What is the worst meal Don will say you ve,
ever, cooked?”

if Cheryl misses and Don guesses: it tly, helt

~ gét custody of the public defender and 16 pointa.

Then Don willbe asked, ‘‘How did you react to

‘Cheryl’ ‘3 gating while you were married?’? An answer
that

Cheryl’s would be good for 15°more points.
anda non-support cl clause.
- The winner? You guessed it... will quallfy for The
Dating Game.

‘crooked * “and,”
- by one, Every so often’ it

skill pulling bricks loose, one’

starts’ to‘die,:and I.watch  :
with glee and hope: But no, *

-; -fresh green ‘tendrils : sprout,

every one of them a Potential

per!

‘their. veil triumph.

+ In this steady, frightening
encroachment of. ‘jungle, !
there is only one bright spot,
one thing that won't grow.
That’s the privet hedge be-.
tween the yard and, the street,

TEMPO DISCS PAINT
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on, ginger and apple flavor-
ing in a malt-flavored base, te
Chelsea is being test-market-
ed by Anheuser-Busch in'six -
markets, including Richmond.
and Staunton, Va.

Its | trouble, from the
point of. view of the 8,000-
member Virginia Nurses As- .
sociation, is that it contains °
about one-half of one per cent’
alcohol .and is packaged to”
look like. premiuin‘ beer,

What's more, says Bar--
bara Bolton, executive Stree.
tor. of the association, ° “
forms with a- head: on ie”
exactly like a. beer.”

_ But, with so it cohol
in it, it can be purchased by
children.

Chelsea, however, ia ex-

pensive for a soft drink — $2
a 3 eixpack = and: Anheiser-
Busch denies that it could: .’.:
addict children to aleohol or
that it is even aimed at ‘the

childrens market. (Pencil Box) ...:.

many, othe:

soft arb: psy a pense Stinbano®
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Shenandosh : Valley city: of
24,600 in the foothills of the
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not identify the other test
markets beyond saying they *
are in New England, the
mid-Atlantic states, the Deep
South, Midwest and ‘Far
West.

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