CASTLEGAR NEWS, Friday, September 10, 1976 AG Part of 75th Birthday Slocan Holds Gala Labor Day Celebration Baler Coe La vin Unk Miron iy Hah adn St Slocan Labor Day Activities me Methinks and Hesaidits... Methinks and Youscidits William Orphus—the Environmental Crisis By John Boble Oil prices are up again! Higher prices will make it more expensive to run both your car and heat your home. Methinks it is about time you (and I) should do something part of companies and govern- ment, compounded by political difficulties like the Arab boy- cott. = Delivery problems are growing to the scale where we should be planning the arrival about it. Can we? Firat lets look at some evilience. William Orphus, now of San Francisco;"won the John Porter prize at Yale University in 1978 for his PHD dissertion 2 ane the management of political, social and economic problems arising from the environmental He is now writing a book on the subject and has come up: / some answers, some them hard to accept. On oil he says, “At some point we run out of reserves the he arena ‘That is the este tae claims it could cost 3 billion dollars to get the last ounce of oil out of the ground. * Present gasoline shortages are partly manufactured and due to, mismanagement on the DRY CLEANING 8 Ibs. $4.99. Plaza Cleaning : Castleaird Plaza How to get the AN manoeuver. It takes fis ratles, for'theis to stop. ~ $88 Methinks you should vist the beautiful Gulf Islands year. Next year or soon brs the supertankers will be run- ning from Alaska toa point only ‘a-few ,milles from our. B.C. borders. What price an ac. cident? Generally, we tend to think that this is a problem for our grandchildren, Orphus' claims we will have to make some decisions not in 2 years, bat in the next d Methinks a should take a hard look at the automobile, We all have one (or want to). They kill more people world wars. They pollute the air. Parking places are getting hard Ae says, “If the popu. lation of cars doubles, and then doubles again, there simply , won't be enough land area to freeways and parking lots to put them on. And youcan see all sorts of problems with smog and the supplies of gasoline. So we are pretty near the ceiling of automobile population, In CASTLEGAR NEWS , mental crisis, if va a Baan Wop ih Stow orders Ch re. fact, we are probably over the level that's tolerable in terms of public health and gasoline sup- ly.” is After going ‘into the im- plications of nuclear power, he sams ae saying ad au ea rediscovery of scarcity. But it 3 adifferent kind of scarcity then classical ‘scarcity. That kind of searcity is not enough land to go around, too many peasants and not enough stock, “The new scarcity, on the other hand, is more the scarcity of a spaceship where there are we have the type of thinking that would impose hard choices and self decipline on them- selves, He concludes, “We still have wide options to decide « what form the future will take. We could, if we decide now to: By John Bohle * Cantlegar News. Slocan Valley Correspondent A parade, lead by. Cpl. Wayne McLarin of the Crescent Valley RCMP. detachment, highlighted Monday's Slocan Labor Day activities. The three-day event started with a dance in the Silvery 6locan Hal! on Saturday and concluded with awards to baseball cham- plons ‘Monday evening, The Senior Citizen's float took first’ prize with the Wo- men’s Institute taking second, ‘and the 4-H Club float, third, In the pick-up catagory the IWA took firct placa snd SiArn's Church, second, ‘Two upright cedar logs, 24 inches in diameter and towed by a huge log toter, tock first prize in the commercial cata- gory. The logs were hollowed out by a secret Tri-Pac method with two strong: forest’ en- gineers, Ray Hatch and Ian Becott, concealed inside, Pro- viding motive power. Bernie's Garage entry, ‘showing two men cutting a log with a cross-cut, took second. Top prizes in bingo were, $100 first prize won by Sara Hoodleoff, with Lucy Evindicolf winning second prize of $76 on Sunday. 1 ‘The prize | for ” guessing nearest the weight of a Sloaded logging truck went to Gordie Cenycke, Actual weight was 88,640 pounds. Gordie's guess large attendance. for the holiday weekend activities, ~. Weather varled from + cloudy with sunny periods to rain and.a short sleet shower. Tops of the mountains were frosted snow. Chairman for the Sports and. Recreation Club, Bernie Czelensky, extended thanks to committee members and citizen supporters that made the affair a auccess, Whether Bread or a Bra Have It Done in Bronze A loaf of break baked by a " grandmother just before she died, an apple partly eaten by former Beatle John Lennon and a. brassiere are among the unuatal fem items people are hav- ing bro: pag baby shoes make up 95 per cent of our business, we do have many requests to bronze odd-ball items,” Clarke Todd, president of the largest. “One of the most unusual was bronzing a loaf of bread for. a family wanting to remember. the last one baked by. granny before she passed away,” re- called Todd, president of Do- mestie Plating Ltd. of Guolph. “A Manitoba woman said it was the last loaf baked by her mother before ahe died ‘and we wanted to remember the mar- vellous bread she gave us.’ " A Toronto girl took a half- eaten and, frozen apple to Todd: the; explained . that, shes: really. went to the railway station in necessary to our lifestyle. What we would be giving up weuld be, from my point of view and te = pala of view « of ages, | of ivial importance.’ . Methinks that if we ob- served our larder running low d you have to keep reusing, re- cycling.” Considering the people of this continent, Orphus doubts if Says 80-Cent Fine Imposed to Help Pedestrian Safety “(Pedestrians not walking in single file through the narrow, winding streets of the medieval city of Toledo, located south of Madrid will be-fined 80 cents, says Mayor Angel Vivar. Vivar said the measure was taken to ensure the safety of pedestrians and he popes eventually to ban cars Are we big enough to face the coming scarcity of many items we believed to be in never ending supply? North “America has. the “highest living standards in the world. Prices of homes are rapidly exceeding: the buying power of working people. More items are rapidly approaching this point. Does the price of gas and oil indicate anything to you? Smile a little: “Why are you looking so edi “Somebody's stolen my car.” “That's no need to ‘look puzzled.” “Yesit is, l wonder how he got it started.” eee “First lawyer to second lawyer, “You are the biggest ass I have ever seen.” Judge, “Order, gentlemen you forget that I am here.” se 8. “Lhave found a new circus tek an the Slecdahlp of Hon and a goal Toronto to greet John Lennon and Yoko Ono, When she met them they were munching on anapple, each taking turns, and Lennon gave it to her. “We had our doubts about bronzing the apple but it turned out reasonably well. + The company has had many requests to bronze cigars, old pipes, wishbones, dog col- Jars and even brasaieres. The secret of bronzing is in the preparation’ of the item, Todd said. It’ is much more difficult to prepare odd items such as a loaf of bread or an. apple than it is for deaths: and plastic articles. “The bronzing process is actually electroplating and in- valees a skilled 19-atage pro- that takes a long time to complete. Craftsmen take care to preserve the original ap- pearance of the item. There is a human story behind every item handled by Todd and his wife Eleanor, who is the company’s secretary. n“We wouldn't want to pry coal ‘the reasons why: people ’ t things . preserved,”. he sald. “But ite. amazing how many fascinating stories we are told.” —_—— You Save af Bonnetf’s: {0 Pct, OFF for CASH BONNET’ son saae TELEPHONE S656761 See NY Mountain Park Yoga: Cente Broadwater Road, Robson CLASSES BEGIN MONDAY, SEPT. 20 Pick Up Your Class Schedule from . ‘Trell Vita Centre Trail ic or phone the Centre at 365-3097-: SEPT EMBER SPECIAL Ready-Made Drapes Bring in Your Window, Measurements Castlegar Custom Upholstery ‘Across from the Castle Theatre — Ph. 365-5636 Inland Answers" Energy Questions: : What’s going to happen to energy costs in the future? | A Three Slocan Citizens Honored Three éitizens of Slocan have been chosen to receive scrolls of appreciation from the area. Mayor Agda Winje, Alice Priest and Bernard Crelenski were chosen by a committee for ‘the Sports and Recreation, Club, Mayor Winje's award was for service to the citizen's as mayor, Alice Priest was recog- nized espe for her work in the Senlor Citizen's Club which she organized and was in- in their ‘Sports Club Recognizes Community Service | Citizens’ Bingo as well as being prealdent of the Curling Club. ‘The best wishes of the community has been extended to the three, Very Little Use For Mandatory Bilingualism George Lavallee got his Canadian N Natfonal Railways job because he was bilingual. , Mr, Lavallee is one of the new hall. Sh fthe club and has arranged a showing of antiques of this area. Mrs, Priest is also a _ member of the Legion Ladies A Once again the Church Bel) will be giving the news from St. David's every two weeks.' We hope son wil tama a habit of New Service Tim Beginning this Sunday Anglican worship services Castlegar will be at £ a.m. ‘od at 9 a.m, arte reguiar United Church services will be at 10:80 a.m, The 9: gang 10:30 times area last | June, 80 please ioe careful’ note of these The Robson services con- tinue at the regular time of 9:45 a.m, with alternate, United and Anglican’ worship. ‘Any Anglicans who did not receive an information letter containing the service schedule and other news are asked to Issues Warning; Use Foresight Keep Your Sight You ‘can tread this, but 30,000 Canadians can't. They're blind. And the Eee is at a third of the telephone the Church office to be eure they are on the mailing Benday Schools Begin In Castlegar there will bo two Sunday Schools meeting each morning. 1B ‘There will be an Anglican Sunday School at 9 a.m, with classes meeting during the first part of the' service and joining ; with their family for the conclusion of the service. ‘The United Church Sunday School begins with an opening sing-song at 10:10 am., with classes held during the service. Please come sharp at 10:10. Registration for both Sun- day Schools takes place this Sunday. A Comment We must not let the religious education of our chil- dren happen by accident. We teach our children to brush their teeth. We send them to school to gain the skills they will need for later life. We show them how to save and spend money wisely. We must similarly guide our children on matters of religious faith. « ‘The best way is to tell sera simply and naturally, hat. believe about the, itare “Cariada ‘says that ithe :chief.. causes of .- blindness! “are 2 accidents. and diseases‘ such as diabetes and glaucoma. You - can ‘combat these by wearing afety and ‘protective equipment, and early diagnosis of Use foresight be keep your. sight. - attendance becomes important, Not every. Sunday is and exciting. But just by going tochureh, you show your family’ and yourself where you sad on the most important issues o} life. —Ted Bristow EARL'S Private Pools Ud. A Choice of 4l ae Shapes & Sizes : 2 rate uxiliary and assists the 4-H. Club. * Bernard Crelonski: bes been a driving force behind the Sports and Recreation Club, and‘ is in: the fore in both planning and carrying out sports and kindred activities year round, . He is a member. of the Canadian Legion, the Lions Club and assiats with Senior continental passenger trains, His run is Winnipeg to Vancouver and his job is as- sisting passengers by trans- lating, helping find seats or pro g information. Tt way mandaiory tict be 5 speak French to qualify for the job but when asked during a Fecent interview how raul French he Western Canadian tavellers, he said: ane “Very little... act Ukrainians there are more who need the help.” Nice Day for Driving Until Opinions Conflict ‘It was such a nice day fora drive on Tuesday of last week—until one car cut off another, As police pieced the story together, a visitor from Seattle and a man from Vancouver. were driving along the North Shore toward the Lions Gate Bridge about 5 p.m. when the Vancouver driver cut off the ‘Seattle driver. They had just passed the North Vancouver visitors’ wel- come bureau. Not willing to take a back seat, the Seattle motorist man- aged to nose out the Vancouver driver as they approached the bridge, leaving the local man fuming in the other's exhaust as. they crossed the span. The Vancouver man, aged 27, kept on the tail of the Seattle man, aged 29, through Stanley Park and out onto West. Street in downtown Vancouver where . he -pulled alongside and began shouting obscenities. The Seattle visitor re- turned the verbal onslaught, while his wife sat by his side. absorbing local culture. The argument grew more intense as both cars stopped for a traffic light. Livid by this time, dad Vancouver man started 0; Ings dor, and fearing fight, the Seattle man jumped from his car and ran around to the. other auto and kicked closed the opening door. The Seattle man: eet, be beet into his car and tried to away, but not before the ‘a man got out of his auto—now: with a cented door—and stood in front of the other vehicle, Undeterred by the human obstacle, the Seattle man kept going ahead—slowly. ‘With quick hockey-trained feet, the Vancouver man jump- ed onto the hood of the car and crawled to the roof, where he held on to the luggage rack. He rel to get off, as the visitor drove off with their new guide yelling rather un- complimentary comments. The man on top reached in, through the open window,’ trying to pull the hair of the wife of the a Seattle man. “They Heading uth when n pls sto stopped them. ‘After long, long talk with + both ‘men, the ' constable ‘re- y eased them and submitted a” report on the incident to his superiors which concluded: ~ “Both drivers were acting ina childish manner and from: * the ‘story. pieced together there was insufficient evidence to support a charge(s}. Both Lenore eeetel tes | \ Cause of Hallucinations Traced to Bakery Shop ‘On Aug. 17, 1951, Pierre Briand went to his bakery shop ‘in the French town of Pont- Saint-Esprit and in the early morning darkness kneaded the dough that would feed part of the town of 5,000, ‘Within hours, a 24-year-old laborer ‘ran. into: the : atreet sereaming that his head was ‘filled wilh twisting snakes and his stomach with fire and that a prehistoric monster was in lose pursuit. In the following two weeks medical research teams search- ed for the’ :ingredient: that eventually caused five deaths, ore than 200 cases of extreme hallucinations, several at- townspeople as Charles Pom- mer, who barricaded himself in his house, armed himself with a” ‘to CHOICE HUC Geinoaieal Good Eating at its: TASTIEST. BEST! POT ROASTS =: PORK RIBLET PORK STEAK == OF BEEF. CANADA GRADE “A MATURE GRAIN FED BEEF “MEATY, . GOVERN. INSPECTED 1.29 PORK BUTT ROASTS = ==="1.29 BOLOGNA by the piece. GROUND BEEF ==. aa OCEAN PERCH INSTANT COFFEE HOUSE 10 OZ. JAR BABY FOOD HEINZ STRAINED .......... “APPLE LOAF CAKES ,, CHOCOLATE ORANGE CRYSTALS [ANG, PACK OF 4 - 3% OZ, NABOB COFFEE: =. MILD CHEDDAR CHEESE ... MILK PACIFIC LIGHT TUNA BYE THE SEA CHUNK 9 OZ, TIN .. [GRRE TRIP 19 | shotgun. and shoot the’ n monetes that was Pursuing him; Jacques Punch who auddenly hued himself the second floor of his house to escape imaginary flames that were engulfing him; and an 1-year-old girl who tried to stranglesher mother DINNERS CHL CON CARE 59° MAOANAE $1.29 after the woman took the shape of a monster. Authorities finally deter” mined the outbreak was linked to bread baked by Briand and several other local bakers. ‘The search for the in- gredient that Ied to bread- madness took three years. GREEN CABBAGE peterpan FARM FRESH PRODUCE . 12 a a ET BANANAS GOLDEN RIPE .. 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How sufficient quantities of quicksilver to kill and drive people mad got into the bread was never determined. 90 = $3.95 ; £0 oe bes e 7 i Various suggestions, such . Hah eae ‘R. B. Stokes, Iniand’s Executive-Vice-President {above left) answers: oon 8 ._ “The costs of developing all forms of energy are escalating but: °!>- our present rates are more than competitive and we feel confident that future natural gas prices will be lower than other energy alternatives for a.long time to come,” Mail your energy question to Energy Forum, c/o your local .. inland Office. “WE RESERVE THERIGHT TO" LIRUT QUANTITIES PRs CENTRAL FOOD MART LID. WITH IN-STORE BAKE SHOP New (Conreunity Centre Hall Live Music’ by "By the Way” Proceeds to help furnish our. new Castlegar & District Arena & Community Centre — =) Sponsored by the Castlegar Kiwanis Club ls Insist That Your New Home or Apartment | Is NATURAL GAS Equipped. Present and. 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