The Castlegar Sun Wednesday, September 30,1992 Wednesday, September 30, 1992 Calvin and Hobbes The Castlegar Sun Page 11B by Bill Watterson current compilation of the most people do, edited by Chuck Shepherd. Proof that true stories are weirder than made-up stories. LEAD 8TORY Now available at your local , from Unimed Co., is Unimed -- "Instant Dry Mouth Relief" -- in a fine, pump- i It" sq dryness by replenishing normal levels of moisture” and is “safe to use” with a "refreshingly slightly minty taste.” PEOPLE; WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS -- Among the award-winning stories at the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Associa- tion awards in May was one from the Austin American- Statesman, reporting a plan by city officials of Rollingwood, Texas. The officials planned to spray-paint all dogs that had got- ten loose in the city so that own- ers would call up to complain and could then easily be cited for violating ‘a local law prohibiting their dogs from roaming free -- Among the information that came to light in April as a result of Atlanta's new government officials’ 1 di law HOROSCOPES Sept 27-Oct 3 ARIES - March 21/April 20 A complex week for both travel plans and domestic issues. Financial matters may create disputes. Be pre pared for minor upsets, as you may have to alter arrangements at short ‘notice. Some “give and take” is going to be essential in all relation ships, especially romance TAURUS - April 21/May 21 Although you're a homebody at heart, your partner may not be as inclined to stay home as you are, Be daring and try something new, A lit tle excitement is probably just what the doctor ordered for the health and happiness of your relationship. GEMINI - May 22/June 21 Let others have their say and even allow them to make most decisions, especially when related to joint finances and obligations this week A business proposition may come your way, around mid-week. Be extra careful...on the surface it might look “just right,” but there could be hidden flaws. CANCER - June 22/July 22 The week will start off fairly quietly. but the pace will pick up as the week progresses. If that raise or promotion still hasn't come through, remember, delay doesn’t necessarily mean defeat. Keep your eyes open for news from abroad; an old friend may be trying to contact you. LEO - July 23/August 23 Get all important matters out of the way before you start any new pro: _ jects, and be, sure to pay close atten tion tg those little details that you hate so much. Try not to spread yourself too thin or you may become seriously run down. Remember, you can't make everyone happy. Set your priorities straight VIRGO — Aug 24/Sept 22 This weekend you may become somewhat apprehensive about at least one particular relationship or involvement. You may be put in the middle of an argument between two close friends. The noble art of diplo: macy will come in really handy! Financial gains are on the way LIBRA - Sept 23/Oct 23 A close. friend will come to you for advice. Before giving any answers, make sure you think the problem through first. Hearing the pros and cons from a Libra can be quite exas- perating to someone who is con- SCORPIO - Oct 24/Nov 22 Wherever you eed a to be this weekend, events and developments will open up new avenues and opportunities for you! dowever, you must first ensure thiit terms set led are binding and that you are not being pressured into making any hasty decisions. SAGITTARIUS — Nov 2¥Dec 21 Joint financial arrangements need to be viewed with a considerable amount of caution throughout most of this week. You will come across an element of surprise in most everything you do the next few days Try to get extra rest and involve yourself in pleasurable activities. CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20 Circumstances beyond your control may force you to change direction at work. Although you may not be too happy about this at first, it could tum out to be a very positive career move for you. Romance seems very promising, and will happen when you least expect it! You will be influenced by a mysterious Aries of the opposite sex AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18 By now you're totally fed up with the daily grind and the humdrum lifestyle of working in an office. You need a change. But before you make any moves, be sure you have a well- thought-out plan. Keep in mind that your creative talents don’t have to be just for fun — they could bring you a profit, too. Do some research; you could be pleasantly surprised. PISCES - Feb 19/March 20 It is very important that you keep your emotions in check this week and not allow affairs of the heart to influence important practical deci- sions. Don’t “think out loud” in front of sensitive friends that you want to keep. You could seriously offend someone by saying the wrong thing. The worst part is, you'll only realize it when it's too late YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK The next 12 months: As your birthday represents another year you've been here on Earth, you may find yourself doing some seri- ous thinking (as Librans always do), Thoughts of where you're going and what it all means may be plaguing you now, but many of your questions will be answered this year. You wilt become involved in something very I, and you fused. Any well-though' advice from you could have a positive effect on a friend in need. A time of celebration is coming near. and will devote a lot of time to your new-found cause. Another Libra will become an important ally. yt N 4 \E YOU WANT MONEY, You SHOULD EARN IT T NEEDA PUSH / “ENERNBODY 1 KNOW FAIS THE ACID TEST OF FRIENDSHIP, was the existence of the city's not-well- known Board of Astrology. The Associated Pres~ could find no records of the board at city Hall but concluded after interviewing its three smoked-out members that the board administers tests to, and Canadian Quiz-Cross by Maureen Azimov licenses, prospective -- Norman W. Bertsavage of Pottsville, Pa., told reporters in February that he still wanted "to carry on my argument" in his campaign for the Republican nomination for president, despite a poor showing in the New Hampshire primary. (He received no votes.) The day after i d-him- the he comp self to Mikhail Gorbachev, citing their similar messages of party reform. — In November, actor Charl- ton Heston, in a letter in the Los Angeles Times, admonished the producers of the TV show "Studs" to provide the partici- pants with free AIDS tests “as part of the casting process, since the show's premise is that the participants will have sex. -- A Michigan boating agency official, after examining all acci- dents in the state over the last 15 years, concluded recently that the most dangerous activity for boaters is falling overboard. CLICHES COME TO LIFB -- Channel 5 in Nashville, Tenn., held a “Mission: Bermuda Triangle” trivia contest in May offering. viewers a chance to win a seven-day vacation in Florida. The contest had to be restarted after the “hundreds” of initial entries disap- from the station. (The man- ager suspects a cleaning-crew - James Sinclair, who had sued the Los Angeles Police Depart- ment in an excessive-force case, shot his lawyer, Michael Fried- man, to death in June. The Associ- i Poot tt rel ad a 8Bars BSRR8 LOOK FOR THE ANSWERS to the CROSSWORD ONE BIG HAPPY OF COURSE, YOU WON'T ALWAYS CONSIDER. THAT A COMPLIMENT. RUTHIE, MRS. VAETH JUST 7 CALLED. DID YOU FORGET TO WALK HER 006 TODAY ? Y | DON'T FEEL LIKE WALKING ROWDY TODAY, DAD. PLL CALL IN SICK! IT’S TIME FOR IE WHO'S ‘S WHOA ! T YONDER? NED'S POSSE RUTHIE, 'M HEARING 4 MANY "1 WANTS" SOME SHARING AND CARING/ LET'S HEAR SOME "YOU MA) ALL RIGHT? DISCUSSED E. YOU DON'T WORK FOR MRS. VAETH. YOU'RE SELF-EMPLOYED! J YOU MAY HAVE THE BLACK CHECKERS. WILL You ] CHILL OUT, KID! NY Sun Classifieds 365-7848 GEORGINA AND Jack Benton are pleased to announce the arrival of their son Brady Steven, born Au- gust 5, 1992, weighing 9 Ibs, 22.5 inches long, a little brother for Ti- mothy William. Proud Grandparents are George and Nina Kubos of Fer- nie, BC and Shirley Benton of Cas- tlegar. We would also like to thank E ind the staff of the Femie District Hospital STEPHEN & Marilou Smith wish to announce the arrival of their son, Andrew Michael. Born on August 18, 1992 in Castlegar, [ANNOUNCEMENTS] ATTENTION HUNTERS Williams Lake Slumber L: has special rates for hunters this season. Our Free Break- fast, Heated Indoor Pool & Saunas await on your way to our from Cariboo-Chilcotin. Call Peter at (604) 392-7116 in downtown Williams Lake to book your rooms, or Central Reservations Toll-free 1-800- 663-2831. CLASSIFIED DEADLINE IS MONDAY 11:30 A.M. PRIOR TO PUBLICATION. GARDELI'S (at Castlegar Golf Course) Proudly presents HALLOWE'EN BASH COSs- PARTY TUME Saturday, October 31, 1992 8 p.m. Live Entertainment (Cross- roads) Buffet Meal. Draws for Fiesta Friday Trips. + 1st Prize Mexico + 2nd Prize Vancouver + 3rd Prize Calgary $10/ticket No minors Tickets available at Gardeli’s & Castlegar Sun. Coated Coated Chat Chae, Cet Chad Ct Cate, Seta CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR NOVEMBER 27 & 28 SPONSORED BY ROBSON-RASPBERRY SENIORS #146 10 A.M. - 4 P.M. ROBSON HALL FOR TABLES PLEASE PHONE OLGA 365-3754 MARIAN 365-4972 & Cate Cate, Cel, Cad, Cd, Cad, Ch Cha, Ca [ PERSONALS | INDEPENDENT MULTI-interested environmental terrorist wants to share country home, horse, moun- tain bike, canoe and quality time with n/s slim female, Write Box 2051 Nelson Daily News Box 700 Nelson, BC ViL 4H3. SHE HSH HOHO HE KORG HGH HB Stop Smoking Now! LIVESTOCK & FARM SUPPLIES read the ad when it is first publi Separate Weight Loss Programs Available Special Offer in Castlegar Fri., Oct. 9 $59.05 (reg. $05) — VIBA/M.C. OK. Limited Appointments Call Now ALPHA THERAPY - 769-6287 1965 WYLEE 4 horse trailer w/tack/dressing room 4 wheel brakes, break away hitch, loading ramp, as weil as back doors, divid- ed stalls (removable dividers, lots of doors & window, $4600 phone 428- 4008 evenings or days call Marg 428-2266 — Creston, S/W/M WITH custody of two small boys wishes to meet single lady mid-twenties to early-thirties for friendship or possibly more. Re- ‘spond to Box 800 c/o The Castlegar Sun 465 Columbia Avenue, Castie- gar, BC V1N 1G8. WEST KOOTENAY SINGLES CLUB. Are you single, wish to meet new people? Call 368-8322, 365-3834 or 352-6649. | Lost & FOUND | FOUND: medalist series 2 girl's bike found'in river, ferry dock, Cas- th side. 365-7860. FOUND: one-eyed black spaniel. Syringa Park Marina. Sept. 25. 365- 5472. FOUND: SIBERIAN Husky, Blue- berry Creek area. Grey/white, blue eyes, red collar. 365-0015 LOST IN the Bob Brandson Pool Park area, two tennis rackets, the beginning of Sept. 365-6730 after 5 p.m. [ FREE PETS | 1990 TRAILRITE 16 ft 3 horse angle load trailer, saddle racks root vent, sliding windows, hayrack, like New. $4950 phone 428-7357 __ COUNTRY ROADS GENERAL STORE, FRUITVALE complete line of grains, 55 pound sacks. Bulk The Castlegar Sun will not be responsible for any errors in advertise- ments after one insertion. It is the responsibility of. the advertiser to ed and to insure that it is correct. If no 1 is given, the Castlegar Sun will regard the ad as cor- rect and will charge accordingly. The Castlegar Sun accepts no liabil- ity in any event greater than the amount paid for such advertising. [~) 1-604-365-7241 YOU HAVE CREDIT WITH US! WORK WANTED REGISTERED POLLED Hereford th REGISTERED QUARTER horses (Red roans, liver chestnuts, black, bays, sorrel, blue Roan, palomino, stallion — 2 years.) Quality blood & perk BARTLETT & SONS stucco, plas- ter, drywall, free estimates John 362-7279. CERAMIC TILE and Marble install- er, six year experience. Phone 489- 4096 — C. Your job gives you credit We credit p Credit counselors on duty Low weekly payments Low down payments @ Bankruptcys (J Siow Credit @ Repo's @ Divorces (@ 1st Time Buyers BUSINESS SERVICES Fam IN (poe \; Volume permitting Why wait days for your photos when you can enjoy them almost instantly? Just drop them here on your way to run errands, and pick them up on your way home! Logue. Studio 1125 - 4th St, Castlegar _ 365-7515 “TEAM CLEANERS” Christian couple will Biess your home or busi- ness with expert cleaning. Reason- able — references. Call Team Cleaners today! 365-0231 lines, great pl. pe prospects. call 428-7357 or 428- 4008 Creston, GORD'S MOBILE welding and gen- eral fab 693-2499. SPRING LAMBS, $650Ib. Butchered. Young ewes. Phone 866-5795 — Creston. HELP WANTED T A BONDABLE person required for courier service with light truck or car. Reply to Box 60 c/o The Cas- tlegar Sun 465 Columbia Avenue, VIN 14 AUSTRALIA WANTS YOU! Excel- lent pay, benefits, transportation. (407) 292-4747 ext. 1267, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. toll CAREER OPPORTUNITY — Now BLACK LAB cross neutered 1 year old. Suitable for farm or guard dog. Brenda 365-3487. | Pers FOR SALE | 3 POODLE pups. 1 femate, 2 males. Phone 428-9658. — Creston “AKC DALMATIAN PUPPIES excel- lent quality, health guaranteed. No Problem crossing border. 509-684- 1587. “Lr 2 Qa DOG GROOMING - & PETSUPPLIES - Fromm Dog & Cat Food, Biscults, Farm and Livestock Feed LOCATED AT HILL TOP THRIFTY I mile w. of Castlegar on Hwy. 3 Tues. - Sat. 9 am - 5 pm 365-5225 AKC. REGISTERED DALMATIAN PUPPIES. Show, pet, Health guar- anteed $250 - $00 (509) 684-1587. GEESE, BANTIES, rabbits, pea- cocks, mini horses, goats, guinie pigs, Vietnamese pigs 367-7705 ___ SCHIPPERKE PUPPIES. Ready now. Show & pet homes needed. $450 342-9602 after 6 p.m. — In- yermere. WOLF MALAMUTE needs good home, large area. $150 365-0429. YOUNG COCKATIELS — white, grey $40 365-7604. CLASSIFIEDS SELL Box 3275 Castlegar, B.C. Would You Like To Personalize Your Business Answering Service? Enhance Your Reputation? Unscramble Your Life? Call Mary Ann if you would support a local 24 hr. Teler eceptionist. Ph: 365-5716 after 6 pm or write to: VIN 3H6 Crescent Valley Centre Instructional Assistant - Adult Basic Education (ABE) The Instructional Assistant will work as part of a team with the Instructor to provide help to adult students through the full range of skill levels in English and Math. Assistance will be needed in objective marking, student records and d learning materials and of Applicants should have strong interpersonal skills working with adults. A Bachelor's degree and previous experience in ABE is preferred. This is a part time position starting as soon as possible to April 14, 1993. Salary is in accordance with the BCGEU collective agreement. Qualified candidates are invited to forward resumés, including three (3) references, by October 7, 1992, to 1g self people interested in an earning op- portunity of $25,000 to $45,000 plus, plus. We offer incentives. If you have a desire to succeed and a positive mental attitude call 365- 0299 for personal interview. ELECTROLUX — A LEADER in floor care products since 1932 in Canada, needs a teachable stable, part time or full time ser BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Develo Your Individual Style. fa) ‘Snack route. Minimum investment $11,500, Best one person business EVER! Work 4-6 hours week. Nat? Census show avg. eamings of $3,120/mo. With Vocal Instruction from: Elaine Ryder Specializing in Voice Usage Microphone Techniques Stage Presence Chi Yi Breathing Techniques Improving Self Confidence CALL 24 HOURS 1-604-736-3995 LARGE DELI rest. 32 seats, good equipment, near néw renovated, in to call our exciting customers in this area. No investment. Opportunity to earn as much as $200 to $300 per week. Call Ken 365-8431 for de- tails. HOUSE SEAMSTRESS/KNITTERS wanted. Full part-time work. Up to $400 weekly! Send self-addressed stamped envelope. HEA Enterprise Box 2011 Square One,' Mississau- ga, Ontario LSB 3Cé6. East Ki ys. 5% bank financing available. Phone Ed. 792-3660 after Spm MECHANICALLY INCLINED? Laid eff? Belt splicing & repair. We teach/train. Financing available. Fax 306-374-0488. OKANAGAN HOTEL 12 rooms, pub, restaurant & pre-clearance for beer & wine store. Reduced to $595,000. Call Syd 862-8100 Syber Realty Kel JOBS IN HAWAII Reconstruction from hurricane Iniki now in progress. Call 516- 929-0341 ext. C25 Rt. 25A, Box 458 11792 PART TIME carpenters: For fram- ings and/or foundation work 365- 6069 (message) 365-6827 SECURITY GUARDS wanted. Cas- tlegar, Nelson, Trail. Phone 364- 1118. OUR BABY IMPRESSIONS fran- chise, for Cranbrook & Trail. $4900 includes equipment, supplies and training. Work at home 1-764-4888. BUSINESS SERVICES VACUUM TRUCK have your fur- nace and ducts cleaned residential & commercial Call Savage Plumb- ing & Heating 367-9632 — Fruit- vale. Rock ® Roll, Country, Dop, Jazz 365 - 2802 [SCHARF | GARPENTRY K e Finish Carpentry © Contracting e Renovations e Free Estimates Phone Chris at 365-7718 | CLASSIFIEDS SELL | We hear those words a lot in our Classified department. They come from the many advertisers — people like you — who have been successful in selling the articles they've advertised in the Classified section of The Castlegar Sun. There just doesn't seem to be a better way to get quick results when you have something for sale than with these well-read little ads. And it costs so little too! The next time you have something for sale, give us a call and we'll help you word your Classified for sure response. The Castlegar Sun e All Love ur Children Please Drive Carefully IR rere renecaas JOHNNY'S GROCERY & GAS 2503 BROADWATER RD. PH: 365-7041 Ph Waprroven cn TODAY! 365-3999, Dressmaking * Alterations _ orn y: JOB FINDER Canada Employment Centre Trail — JOB OPPORTUNITIES #4607302 Care Alde is required part-time (weekends only) in Fruitvale. Wage is $30.00 per day. Must have a valid driver's license. For ‘more information call Mr. Bitz at 362-7344. #4620061 Home Support Alde is required part-time in Trail. Must have a Long Term Care Aide Diploma or Home Support Aide/LPN or full-time. Experience preferred. Send detailed resume to Box 132, Montrose, B.C. VOG 1P0. #4625227 Certified Special Needs Worker is required in Castlegar. For more information call Jim Moberg at 365-6421 #4626653 Experienced Automotive Parteper- ‘s0n is required in Fruitvale, Must have know! ‘edge in parts, and experience in customer ser- vice. For more information call Mr. Barrett at 967-7414, 4628007 Sales Management Position is available in the Kootenay area selling water treatment equipment to the home owners. To apply mail resume to Box 2451, Stn R, Kelow- na, B.C. V1X 6AS of fax resume to Mr. Eco 75- 1508. #4633700 Autobody Mechanic required in Castlegar. Preter qualified journeyman or at least 5 years experience. Apply by phone or send resume to jason Chemotf, Pertormance West enterprises, 2516 - 10th Ave., Castlegar, B.C. VIN 3A2 Phone: 365-2585 #4628056 An Insure: e Agent is required for the Kootenay area. Must be 19 years old and bondable. To apply mail resume to. George Buat, 209, 307 Banks Road, Kelow- na, B.C. V1Y 7R2. 4634895 Cook is required in Trail fulltime. For more information call Bonny at 368-9333. Napoli Restaurant, 1420 - Bay Avenue #4634296 Asphalt Paving Machine Operator is required. Must have experience as a Screed operator. For more information call Ken Rushka at 693-2244. #4637473 Experienced Cook is required full time in Trail. Hours from 4 pm to 11 pm. For more information call Li Wong at 364-2112 #4636054 Experienced Breakfast Cook required in Castlegar fulltime, hours from 7 am to 2 pm. Apply to Ken or Gail at Taylor's Place Restaurant at 908 Columbia Avenue. #4618471 Foodservers are required for evenings and weekends. preferred. For more information call Kevin at 365-7414, Eastgate Gardens. #4640867 Instructor for figure skating is required in Rossland part-time. Must be quai- fied canskate and intermediate coach level 1 Apply by calling Karen William at 962-5806 #4644083 Experienced Foodserver requred in Trail. Must be able to work varied shifts. in person to Maria at Napol Restaurant, 1420 Bay Avenue, Trail 46440192 Accounting clerk required part- time in Rossland. Must have experience in bookkeeping and accounting. Mail resumé to T.J. Booker Ltd., Box 969, Rossland, B.C. VOG 1Y0. #4645274 Cook's helper is required in Castle- gar. Experience preferred. Wage is $5.50 per hour. To ipply drop off resumé to Ken or Gail at Taylor's Place Restaurant, 906 Columbia Ave., Castlegar. Additional Information may be obtained by contacting the ated Press said witnesse9 to the shooting quoted Sinclair as saying, "Attomeys have ruined the world,” Ao it, NWS “Attorneys have done enough CASTLEGAR SHOPPER Canada Employment Centre in Trail IKkirk SA Eslege = 68. damage to the people,” and "Now Coming out this Saturday — is the day of justice.’ in our Personnel & Employee Relations Box 1200, Castlegar, BC ‘VIN 3J1 Ph: (604) 365-1283 Fax: 365-3929