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armed forces for legitimate reasons, such as a
steady income, patriotism, career opportunities,
travel or just 10 leave home and become a responsi-
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feason a woman joins up is io meet men. And each TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER RIGHT To THE ROAD TOO,
man thinks HE has just what she needs to make her pos WAVE: ANY IDEAS YOU NOISY, POLLUTING,
happy, and by golly, he's going to see that she gets ¥ A SLOGAN Ton INCONSIDERATE MANIACS

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ters. I felt had to keep quiet because I needed my
job so! could take care of my children,

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and happier this world would be if more men kept

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