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There was no doubt about it. “l set the alarm, dear,” I commented as I snuggled down into bed. ‘No, I set the alarm — you tumed it on,” stated the man who loves ‘> “Not at all, sweety” I explained patiently, “If I had turned it on, it -“So what are you going to do in the moming? Unset it?” asked my . nearest and, possibly, still dearest. "No, in the moming the radio will come on und.T will tam it off dammit!" I replied. .. “What's that, honey?” asked my significant other, “ dida’t quite: catch that. Your teeth seem to be clenched or something,” “I set the alarm. It will go off at 5:30 a.m. That is exactly four’ hours from now. Good night... dear.” “OK, I'll unset the light.” Then, we got up too early. te “I’m going to take a bath,” I announced as the brand-new day an, Oh, where were you going to take it? Or, perhaps, did you mean to say you were going to have a bath? queried my housemate. I made him his breakfast anyway. ~ Right after I unset his clock, Baked 1 Eggs and Sausages Here's a way to take some of the frenzy out of putting hot eggs and sausages and toasted English muffins (next recipe) all on the table at the same time. This casserole goes together quickly, then bakes, unwatched, while you set the table and toast the muffins. 1 pound bulk sausage meat G eggs 1/3 c. cream (milk will do) 2 green onions, sliced 1/4 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1/2 c, grated Cheddar cheese paprika Make six thin patties out of the sausage meat. Fry until well browned and drain on paper towels. Lay the patties in the bottom of a buttered 11 x 7 -inch baking pan. Combine the eggs, cream, onions, salt, and pepper in a large bowl and beat until well blended. Pour over sausages. Sprinkle with the grated cheese and paprika. Bake at 375 F. for 30 minutes, until eggs puff a little and are firm in the center. and let stand a few moments before servi! EVAR = Ee wi peoet nines oo Ph bf English Muffine The only difference between and English muffin and a plain yeast Toll is the method of cooking the bread dough. Rolls are baked, English muffins are cooked on a griddle, then split and toasted. This is « arich, simple, no-knead yeast roll recipe. 1 pkg. active dry yeast * 1/4c, warm water 1c. milk 2 tbsp. butter or margarine 2 tbsp. sugar Ltsp. salt 3-1/2 c, flour Legg cornmeal Sprinkle the yeast over the warm water in a large bowl and let stand for.10 minutes. Meanwhile, heat the milk and the butter until butter melts. Mixture should be lukewarm, Pour warm milk mixture into bowl with yeast. Add sugar, salt, 2 c, of the'flour, and the egg. Beat until smooth. Add remaining flour and mix until you! have a soft dough that leaves the sides of the bowl. Cover and let rise in a warm dough relax for 10 minutes. Sprinkle the table with commeal.:Lay dough in commeal and roll out to 1/2-inch thick. Cut with a four-inch round cutter. Cover and let rise until doubled. Cook on a well- greased, fairly hot griddle, or use a heavy frying pan, for about 15 minutes on each side. Turn muffins and adjust heat if they seem to. be browning too fast. Cool on wire racks. Store i in a tightly closed plastic bag. These freeze well. To serve, split i in half and toast. Makes 12 muffins, * thie, Dear Ann Landers: Ta am write ing'ss a wife who is watching an incredible drama, My husband, bless his heart, has overcome alcoholism and drug addiction. He has also stopped abusing me'physically. At “long last be is beginning to under- stand the source of his troubles — a miserably abnormal childhood, His mother dressed him as a girl until he‘ was'\8 years old. He was : given a girl’s name and wore bows in his hair and lace panties. How he grew up to be heterosexual is the eighth wonder of the world. It’s a miracle that he is able to’ be a loving husband and father. The point we're at now is that he has written a letter to his moth- er, letting her know, in a more lov- ing way than I possibly could, that be would like her to stop calling him “Suzy Q.” He also has told her that she is-not to phone himat ». work unless it’s an emergency and ‘\ to stop dropping in at his place of, business to “visit”, His P. S. brought joy to my heart, He asked her to please stop recit- ing the names of the women he went with before he married me. ; She ignored the letter, Althgugh it has taken my hus- band 10 years of professional help to repdir the “mother-damage,” counstling for her is out of the question. I know his’ mother is not going to change. So, my question is this: Should he kiss off the old gal and get on with his life? We're nearing middle age and I, for one, would like to see him totally free ‘of that’ woman, Fed ‘Up! to the Bicuspids in Oregon Dear Fed Up: “That woman" is his mother and it’s going to be awfully tough to be totally free of her, especially since she has the sensitivity of a water buffalo and the hide of a rhinoceros, Hang in there ‘and give your husband plenty of. sup- People go on and on‘aboutour son's looks and personality/and totally ignore his:'sister,'¢ though she's right there ‘nex! port. Let him know how much you admire him for escaping from his mother's clutches,’A dozen roses to you for resisting the ion to people aware of the problem andj at the same time, salvage our daugh-)* ? spit in her eye. And a bouquet of skunk cabbage to her — for rea- sons known best to you. Dear Ann Landers: My hus- band and I have been blessed with two great kids, a girl, 8, and a boy, 5. They're both well-mannered and good-looking. Our daughter is a bit shy. Our son is very outgoing. when we are out in public, people invariably gravitate toward the boy because he is always smiling and is it's well worth When well-meaning but dim: witted folks lavish compliments ¢ on your son and ignore his sister, jump © in with something supportive. Sam- ple: “ is a very bright child and we are very proud of her. The world is going to bear from her one of these days.” : new s:: fi. t chive Oo e J curreht compilation of the most peculiar people do, edited by Chuck Shepherd. Colorado District Judge Connie Peterson dismissed a lawsuit in December’ filed by Vance Hewuse 2y,:06r. the, allegedly. eatrocious”” and .. itragebus” initiati oni rites ae hiner 8 disabled veterans’ auxiliary “group, the National Order of ‘Trench Rats. According to Hewuse, he was fed “worms” while blind- folded (actually, spaghetti) and then introduced to a nude woman with a substantial amount of Limburger cheese held in front of him as 60 Trench Rats laughed at him. Hewuse said the humiliating expe- riénce caused him to “lose all inter- est in sex with (his) wife.” FETISHES ON PARADE « In Kisumi, Kenya, in August, Michael Odongo confessed to assault charges in the May death of his employer, Joshua Okiki. The two had gotten into:a fist-fight when Odongo failed to explain sat- isfactorily why he was asleep in Okiki’s kitchen, wearing Mrs. Okika’s underwear. * Salt Lake City police reported in September that a 19-year-old man, wearing only underwear and sexually aroused, was arrested in his home pointing a’ BB gun at a young neighbor boy. When the boy’s mother discovered the man, he said he was angry at the kid because he was “bugging” him. «In December , Sandy, Utah, police arrested a man who had spent more than an hour in a stall in the }. only women’s restroom in Sandy City Hall. During the moming, as word got out, a parade of women if you have something to sell Phone 365 - 7848 PROCLAMATION marched by the stall to see the pair of men's shoes on the floor of the stall, When a janitor tried to talk to ; the man, he answered in a falsetto voice. When police finally rousted him, he said he was there because he was looking for his daughter. OOPS! * Priscilla Brayboy, 32, was shot to death in Houston in November when she charged into the wrong house chasing her philandering husband. The “gray Volvo" she. had followed to the neighborhood was actually parked in front of a house several doors down. * Roseville, Calif., police arrest physician Wayne Patwell and his wife when a Sacramento bank employee notified them that cur- tency just deposited for the Patwells had a strong smell of marijuana. A search of their home revealed nearly 100 bags. + As of November, the cremated remains of retired postal worker Earl Miller, which were mailed from Fort Lauderdale in July, had not been received by his niece in Birdsboro, Pa. Said a postal worker heading the nationwide search for the um, “If it was mailed, it’s got to be somewhere.” .° At an ii i tel sentenced to 65 years in prison, appeal led and won a new bearing in 1988. At the new hearing, in he was munications conference in Vancou- ver last fall, Saudi minister Alawi Darweesh Kayyal (who was to be introduced as “seated in the audi- ence”) got up, walked to the podi- um, and began delivering the words on the speech prompter for Canadi- an Prime Minister Brian Mulroney. Qe read, straight, a line about “ about “our mountains and lakes and prairies and forests.”) When frantic officials finally persuaded Kayyal to step down, an unruffled Mulroney walked to the podium, improvised the beginning, and resumed where Kayyal had left off. * In December, adamant security guards at Atlanta’s Hartsfield Air- port forced a Taiwanese woman to place the baby’s car seat she was carrying on the conveyor belt to be x-rayed, unaware that her 20-day- old baby was strapped inside. Doc- tors later said the baby was ied. + Robert Hemandez, convicted in Dallas of a 1986 murder and to 90 css (and a $10,000 fine). * Oslo, Norway, police had to help. Jermond Skogstad. in September. He said he had been in the middle of moving into his new apartment when he took a break for lunch, forgot where his new apartment was, and could not locate it for nearly a month. * Two small planes collided near Healy, Alaska, in September as they were circling over a moose, “ Witnesses on the ground said the planes were intent on the moose and not paying much attention to each of ; eIn September, Dallas police officer Joe Copeland, who had slowed his vehicle because of an object in the road, was rammed from behind by a car driven by his mother. Both were injured and were still in their cars when police arrived. Officers discovered the link when Mrs. Copeland asked them to notify ber son that she bad IF YOU'RE 65 PLUS... We've got a golden savings opportunity for youl Comei in ana take advantage of a 15% savings on almost everything in the store! It gets dark early . these days! 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