The Castieg

Sun

« current compilation of
the most peculiar

‘people do, edited by Chuck

Shepherd.

Proof that true stories are

» Weirder than made-up

“ { stories.

; ~~ Joe Chagra filed in April

‘or readmission to the Texas
state Bar. He faces long odds.
(Chagra resigned from the bar
iin 1983, just in time_to avoid
being disciplined, after he had
ybeen found guilty of conspira-
‘cy in the death of the federal
judge who was scheduled to
thear a drug charge against
‘Chagra's brother.

-- A keynote speaker at a
{November international lung
jcancer conference in Mel-
bourne, Australia, reported

‘that as many as a fourth of the
1,200 delegates were smoking
_Muring breaks in the program.
a -- In April, the daily
i:Nashville Tennessean newspa-
{per disclosed that Domino's
{Pizza dealers in the area had a
licy of refusing to déliver

'ZZas tO Certain predominant-

tly black neighborhoods. As
ithe weekly Nashville Scene
ewspaper reported two
weeks later;the Tennessean,
itself, has a policy of discour-
‘aging home delivery subscrip-
tions of the paper to the very
jsame areas.

i -- In May, Peru billed the
United States for $20,000,
which it says were the costs it
incurred in cleaning up the
Femains of a U.S. Air Force
plane that crashed in the coun-
try and for medical bills for
pe injured créw. The plane,

unarmed U.S. drug surveil-
lance plane, was shot down by
Peruvian air force fighter jets.
‘One crewman was killed, and
four were wounded.

CREME DE LA WEIRD

5 -- Judith Ward, 43, was
Teleased on bail in London in
May, 18 years after she was
jailed for a deadly bus bomb-
ing on behalf of the Irish
Republican Army. She had
confessed to the bombing, but
British prosecutors now
believe she merely had a vivid
imagination and fantasized
her involvement with the IRA.
Upon her release, she said she
could not understand why she
had confessed: "I was out of
my head.”

LEAST COMPETENT
PERSON The Ring magazine
reported that boxer Daniel
Caruso, moments before the
bell to begin his New York
City Golden Gloves fight in
Januaty, tried to psyche him-
belf up by using the method
employed by former champi-
gn Marvin Hagler: Pounding
his gloves into his face. Caru.
$0 broke his own nose, forcing
¢ancellation of the fight.

THE DIMINISHING
VALUE OF LIFE
} Willie R. Love was charged
yn May with the stabbing
@eath of apartment-house
heighbor Karen Jaster, 39, in
Madison, Wis. The two had
been feuding over each other's
foud music, and Jaster had
fer: her stereo on full blast
r 36 straight hours to annoy
Love.

woe

HOROSCOPES

Aug 23-29

ARIES — March 21/April 20
Not a good week to take chances—
so be sure of what you're doing
before you stick your neck out in the
week ahead, especially where
fimances are concerned. An unex-
pected message in the next day or
two could lead to an interesting
reunion. For singles, romance is to
be expected.

TAURUS -~ April 21/May 21
If you are planning something new
this week, you are going to be given
a big start by some good luck that’s
coming your way. Your social life's
going to be a great deal of fun. Keep
an eye on spending, though; you
could be heading for a sticky patch
where money is concemed.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
Things are going to start looking up
for you — and you'll welcome this
news, because things probably
haven't been exactly rosy in the last
day or two. But that doesn't mean
you should take things easy. You'd
be well advised to take every advan
tage of opportunities for showing
yourself in a good light

CANCER - June 2a/July 22
There are going to be lots of changes
taking place now. You are going to
have to remain calm — even if one or
two things that are happening make
you feel rather perplexed. Believe it
or not, by the end of the week, things
will calm down. A phone call on
Friday will cheer you up.

LEO - July 23/August 23
You'll feel a bit restless this week
Do be careful how you approach
new or unusual situations. Try to
keep a low profile and don’t go out
of your.way to annoy others, just for
the sake of it. Things will look more
Promising towards the end of this
week. News from overseas may
arrive at that time.

VIRGO -— Aug 24/Sept 22

Pay very careful attention to the per-
son closest to you this week. If you
overlook something, you may unwit-
tingly cause a lot of heartache. Try
to be a bit more interested in what
loved ones are doing. A Leo of the
opposite sex has been admiring you
from afar.

LIBRA - 23/Oct 23

This is a g time to start laying
plans for the future. There's good
news coming in the mail — that
long-awaited check is finally here!
You will achieve quite a bit if you
can lear the value of teamwork. Try
to discount all gossip in your deal-
ings with new acquaintances.

SCORPIO - Oct 24/Nov 22
There are an exciting few days
ahead for you. There's going to be «
great temptation to make
decisions when pressures start build-
ing up — this must be avoided,
Insist on taking your time and deal-
ing with things your way. Don's
worry if that annoys other people.
SAGITTARIUS — Nov 2 Dec 21
You've probably been skippi a
few of your tasks lately. You'll
you have renewed energy and feel
‘ou can accomplish anything now.
‘ou will find that someone who
you've never thought of as being
particularly reliable, turns out to be
extremély helpful and king. ~~
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
‘There's not much excitement

body an

on your efforts. By next week, one
going to get very involved in the
social scene — and you'll find your-
self rather active in a new venture.
AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18
You're going to make quite a lot of
prosress with some hobby you've

working on lately. It looks like
you could meet with a bit of criti-
cism at work, and it’s probably justi-
fied. This is a time to listen carefully
to advice from others — because it
could bring to light one or two errors
you've overlooked. A long-awaited
letter should arrive soon.
PISCES - Feb 19/March 20
Friends and more distant acquain-
tances take up a lot of your time in
the next few days — and this could
lead to a little tension on the domes-
tic scene. You've got to make sure
not to get too embroiled in other
people's problems. You have your
own life to lead — and there would
be no harm in pointing this out to the
People who make too many
on you.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK

he next 12 months:

Your social life will monopolize
much of your time throughout the
first half of the year. Although you
will have a great time, you could be

pro-

too much money.

You don’t have to accept every

social invitation that comes your

way. Your relationship with a

younger family member will intensi-

fy this year, and many doors will

open for both of you. A special cele-
bration in October seems likely.

ACROSS DOWN

1. Native type “rol!
5. Ancestral plot
9. Flying saucers
12. -- provera: drug

13. Russian mountain 4. Not showy

range 5. Domesticated animals

14. Just a “bit™: French

eg
15. A “Wednesday’ person 6. Approving shout

18. Compass point 7. Tarnish

19. An Indian grass 8. Squabbles
20. -- border shopping
23. Daigie’s skating style

26. Ogle
27. in the direction of
29. Intl. atomic time 20. Stylish
30. Assistants 21. ~
31. Portager's alternative

32. Bleach type chemical

33. Agreement
34 Country-wide (abbr.
35. Acadian descendant

1. Dollard des Ormeaux.

PQ. to residents Carry
2. Engine acceleration
3. Reuter's rival abbr

9. To deteat in competition
10 Mulroney et al

25. Debate byproduct 11. Fr. for 46 across

16. Adjective to verb suffix
17. McLeod's rival vote

Caouette: Former
Socred leader

22. Breakfast grain

sym 23. Type of car

24. Can. artist Paul

26. Instead of

“Wise” birds
Having a common

coloni
Constitutional Affairs
mp

38. Acquainted
Lump of earth
House of Commons’

Pet doc
Flightless fowi
Our largest rodent's

home
Gaelic friend
Native terr

40. 15 across is one
46. Affirmative

47. Storybook captain
48. A type of excuse
49. Female ruminant
50. Male horse breeder
51. Fr. females

Wednesday, June 10, 1992

Calvin ans Hobbes

ONE OF [WE JOVS OF BEING
A KID 1S THAT EXPERIENCES,
ARE NEW AND
ARE. THERE FORE
MORE INTENSE.

3

by Bill Watterson

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WASH YOUR HANDS,

Seat easily
a

\TS PEANUT
BUTTER

MINED WITH
BUBBLE

HOLN SCHLAMOLY, ISNT TERE
A @P SHOW ON WHERE THEY
TALK LIKE REAL PEOPLE >

by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott

THATS WEiRD..MOsT Kis

MY DAUGHTER
(SA Provicy/

\

Wednesday, August 26, 1992

The Castlegar Sun

Page 7B

BIRTHS

Sun Classifieds 365-7848

GATTRELL/CHRYSTAL Barbara &
Andrew along with Big Brother Da-
vid of Sicamous, BC wish to an-
nounce the quick arrival of a son,
Derek Alan, born August 9, 1992,
10:12 a.m., 9 Ibs 10z in Salmon
Arm, BC. Thrilled grand Parents are
Inese and Bill Gattrell of Blueberry
Creek, BC and Hamish and Eliza-
beth Chrystal of North Vancouver,

KILBACK — GLEN & SHARON
(nee Cawte) August 5, 1992 Win-
nipeg, MB. A wee girl Kassandra
Lee, 7 Ibs 5 oz,

[ANNOUNCEMENTS]

EXPIRES AUG. 29
OPEN

pr pte
Fmcownt JOHNNY'S
GROCERY & GAS

RESEARCHER/PROGRAMMER
REQUIRES any businesses w/com-
puters to test new accounting soft-
ware. Optixv 2.0 is accounting
smartest software based on artificial
intelligence. Extremely user friend-
ly. One year Programming contract
w/profit sharing. Very small invest-
A

KOOTENAY CATTERY & kennels:
i Chihuahi di

dachshund; schnauzers, cockers,
($75 - $200)' and Japanese Chins.

KOOTENAY PET Centre (Fancy
Fur & Feathers) Pets & Supplies, 3

mile North Shore 825-4471

The Castlegar Sun will not be responsible for any errors in advertise-

ments after one i

n. itis the resp
read the ad when it is first published and to insure that it is correct. If
No notification is given, the Castlegar Sun will regard the ad as cor-
rect and will charge accordingly. The Castlegar Sun accepts no liabil-
ity in any event greater than the amount Paid for such advertising.

llity of the adveftiser to

PUPPIES: COCKER Spaniels, Lha-
sas, poodles, miniature
Dachshunds, ature Schnauz-
ers, Chow-retriever cross. 825-
4471

RABBITS, BANTIES, VIET-
NAMESE pigs, mini horses, goats
RABBITS, GOATS, bunties, mini-
horses, peacocks, vietnomes pigs
367-7705

REGISTERED CHINESE Char-Pei,
Thoes wrinkled dogs. Excellent

Lordy, Lordy
Look who's
40

Happy Birthday Mom

ment req ls wel-
come. Send letter of introduction to:
Bytron Intelligence P.O. Box 1915
Fernie, BC VOB 1MO.

WEST KOOTENAY
SINGLES CLUB.
Are you single, wish to meet
new people? Call 368-8322,
365-3834 or 352-6649.

WILL DO ALTERATIONS
AND CUSTOM SEWING
OUT OF OUR HOME.
TELEPHONE 365-3436

| COMING EVENTS |

Lordy, Lordy
Crissy's

40

ATTENTION ALL ATV RIDERS in-
formation & start-up meeting to be
held 7 o'clock Scotsman Motor Inn
Banquet Room Thursday, August
27, 1992 — Castlegar. All interest-
ed parties, please attend as we will
be forming an ATV club in this area
object of meeting is club name and
scheduling of general meeting for
election of officers. This will be a
non-profit society. Contact Dan
Hague 365-7574.

CLASSIFIED
DEADLINE IS
MONDAY
11:30 A.M.
PRIOR TO
PUBLICATION.

PERSONALS |

LOOKING FOR BROTHER

who was adopted at birth. Born
August 23, 1964 in Royal Col-

umbia Hospital, New Westmin-
ster, BC. Known to have been
adopted by a couple in their
40's residing in Nelson, BC at
that time. Anyone having any
fact,

Dawson Creek, BC
1-782-1000,

OBTAIN A CREDIT CARD.
$2,500 to $5,000 CREDIT LIMIT

GUARANTEED!
NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM!
365-3999

SELL IT IN THE
CLASSIFIEDS

HORSE SHOW — Creston —
Canyon Park. August 29 & 30. For
information call Peggy 428-5633 or
Jane 428-7112.

& quality. $350 phone
403-986-3950,

REG'D LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Pups. 2 male, 3 female. Ready to
go anytime 423-6280 — Fernie.
LIVESTOCK & FARM
SUPPLIES

TO GIVE AWAY 24 2 year old lay-
ing hens 365-7615

La

1-604-365-7241
YOU HAVE CREDIT WITH US!

HELP WANTED

Your job gives you credit
We understand credit problems
Credit counselors on duty
Low weekly payments
Low down payments
@ Bankruptcys J Siow Credit
@ Repo's (Divorces
@ 1st Time Buyers

-TIME merchandisers
required to service existing and
future accounts in Castlegar, Salmo
and Kaslo areas. Hourly wage plus
car alli Apply to Box 2091,

School District #9
(Castlegar)

Teaching Vacancy
RIVE:

TWIN RS
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Librarian

A full-time, Term teaching position is
available for « suitably qualified
Person, effective 92.00.08. The length of
the assii is und

1985 WYLEE 4-horse trailer with
tack/dressing room, divided stalls
(removable divider) 4 wheel brakes,
break away hitch, loading ramp, lots
of doors and windows. Floor like
new $4900 Phone 428-4008 early
a.m. or late eve. or days Marg 428-
2266.

ANGLO-ARAB Gelding 17 y'
old, 16 HH, pleasure trail riding.
Also Arab-Morgan mare, 7 years,
15 HH, Green. Each $1000 362-
5671

KINNAIRD CHURCH of God invites
all 4-12 year olds to Vacation Bible
School August 24-28 3-5 p.m.

NOTICE

Wioet Kootonay Fostor Par
ents Association Annual
General Meeting.
Monday, September 21,
1992. 6:30 p.m. Fireside Inn,
Castlegar. Wine & Cheese -
Elections Information - levels
of care + session -6n manag-
ing Wifficult Behavior’.

| Lost & FOUND

COUNTRY ROADS GENERAL
STORE, FRUITVALE complete line
of grains, 55 pound sacks. Bulk
sales available 367-9229,
PALOMINO QUARTER horse stal-
lion for sale. Two years old, stands
15 hands, gorgeous head, huge
hip, gentle & quiet, very well start-
ed. Sire: Croton Oil Press x Impres-
sive Shiek. Dam: Cokes Jill x Hot
Coke x Doc's Hotrodder. For more
information call 428-4008 or 428-
2266 ask for Marg, Creston.
PASSIER PSL dressage saddle,
black 17" 368-8396,

STUDENT
EMPLOYMENT

LOST: key set; 2 furniture keys, 1
master lock key. Lost Saturday
downtown area or near Safeway.
365-7606, =

LOST: GM Car keys (5 keys) on
Southridge Drive at mail boxes
about July 27. Please call Dr.
Hallett at Selkirk College 365-7292.

[ LEGAL NOTICES |

Marety of
om
CHANGE OF NAME
Notice is hereby given that an appli-
cation will be made to the Director
of Vital Statistics for a change of
name, pursuant to the of

DO YOU NEED A
BABYSITTER?
RESPONSIBLE TEEN
WILL BABYSIT IN
NORTH CASTLEGAR
HAS CERTIFICATION

365-8407
ASK FOR MELISSA

, but
may range from two to four months.
Exp ead qultt

Nel; Dail IL 4H:
RESPONSIBLE BABYSITTER
needed full time starting Sept. 8.
between Thrums and Nelson. 399-
47:

WANTED IMMEDIATELY: Residen-
tial Counselor. Full-time, shift work.
Experience or relevant education

referred, 6421

WANTED: MECHANIC with broad
range of experience. Written
required. Resumes can be

Librarian

pped off at Trowelex Rentals &

with the
and ability to teach other subjects is
desired.

For further information, contact:

Paul Phippe, Principal
Twin Rivers Elementary School
Phone: 365-8465

Home: 965-5128

Sales. 4450 Columbia Avenue,
Castlegar, BC 365-3315.

WORK WANTED |
BARTLETT & SONS stucco, plas-

ter, drywall, free estimates John
362-7279.

with
documents, must be submitted on or
before:

1200 noon
Friday, August 28, 1992
to:

Superintendent of Schools

School District #9 (Castlegar)

965 Columbia Ave, Castlegar, B.C.
VIN 1H3 FAX: 365-3817

SD,

AUSTRALIA WANTS YOU! Excel-
lent pay, benefits, transportation.
(407) 292-4747 ext. 1267, 6 a.m. -
7 p.m, toll refunded,

CRESTON CURLING Club requires

‘-a qualified bar manager. Knowl-

edge of inventory control and some
book keeping preferred. Salary ne-
gotiable, based on experience
Submit resumé and references c/o

CARRIERS
WANTED

CARRIERS NEEDED
IF YOU LIVE IN THE
ROBSON AREA &
ARE INTERESTED IN
A PAPER ROUTE
PLEASE CALL
DENISE

365-7848

BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITY

Box 0 Creston Valley Adi Box
1279 Creston, BC. By Aug. 25
1992.

EXPERIENCED BAR tender, cook,
& kitchen help. Dam Inn Neighbour-

Slocan 359-751
EXPERIENCED CLASS 1 driver
with air, B-train, clean abstract
medical a priority. Steady work run-
ning regional. Phone 365-8398 or
e lernon).
EXPERIENCED MATURE waitress.

HARD WORKING 17 year old will-
ing to any job. 365-7664 Kirk.

STUDENT PAINTING. Reasonable
prices, professional quality. 365-

6049.
| HELP WANTED |

the ‘Name Act’ by me
Laural Lee Juanita Lawson Box 141
Robson, BC VOG 1X0.

To change my name from Lawson,
Laural Lee Juanita to Vecchio, Lau-
ral Lee Juanita.

Dated this 18th day of August A.D.
1992. Signature of Applicant: Laural
Lee Juanita Vecchio.

| PETS FOR SALE |

tt To,

Y@ XN

DOG GROOMING
- & PETSUPPLIES -
Fromm Dog & Cat Food, Biscults,
Booda Bones, Travel Cases
LOCATED AT HILL TOP THRIFTY
I mile w. of Castlegar on Hwy. 3
Tues. - Sat 9 am - 5pm 365-5225

AKC DALMATIAN PUPPIES excel-

Apply in person with resume after 2
pm. The Greek Oven, 400 Colum-
bia

EXPERIENCED PART-time floral
designer apply in person Tulips
Floral 301 11th Avenue Castlegar.

1
FOREST TECHNICIANS RE-
ith ‘

CASH IN on the lottery! service
your own lotto greeting card route.
No selling, no competition. Great
spare time earnings investment
from $1950.00 1-800-661-7818
HAIR SALON for sale. Excellent
clientelle, excellent location. Owner
willing to stay on part-time only,
reasonably priced. Apply to Box B,
Creston Valley Advance Box 1279
Creston, BC VOB 1GO

of your home. Write for Free infor-
mation Kerray Products Inc. 241B
Ridgewood Ave. P.O. Box 1347,
Holly Hill, FL. 32117 or call 904-258-
3966

HELP WANTED

Permanent Part Time and
Full Time mature counter
and kitchen staff wanted.
Flexible hours for moms.
Apply 9 - 10:30 a.m. to
Gord or Donna

Dairy
Queen,

‘WE TREAT YOU RIGHT’

QUIRED

wi
please reply with resumé to Box

FULL-TIME bartender required.
Bring in resumé to Gabriel's Res-
taurant 1432 Columbia Avenue. _
HOUSE SEAMSTRESSMKNITTERS
wanted. Full part-time work. Up to
$400 weekly! Send self-addressed
Pp pe. HEA Enterpri:

Box 2011 Square One, Mississau-
ga, Ontario L5B 3C6.

LOOKING FOR a’‘reliable babysit-
ter. 7:

PART TIME customer service posi-
tion & kitchen help. Must have
strong communication skills & be
able to work without supervision.
Apply at Chicken Time. Non-smok-

CLASSIFIEDS SELL

Se
1126 - 4th St, Castlegar
365-7515

OKANAGAN HOTEL 12 rooms,
pub, restaurant &

beer & wine store. Reduced to
$595,000. Call Syd 862-8100 Syber

ROSE'S RESTAURANT for sale or
Can handle financing
,000 South Slocan Junction

the nation’s leading companies.
Good income...flexible hours...Call
365-0299

BUSINESS
SERVICES

° Finish Carpentry
* Contracting
© Renovations

° Free Estimates

Phone Chris
at 365-7718

CARBON MONOXIDE KILLS!
Make your vehicle safe. Call Sned-
don's Welding & Rust Repair. Frep
Estimates 357-2369, _

FOR CLEANER AIR IN YOUR
HOME AND BUSINESS HAVE
YOUR DUCTS AND FURNACES
VACUUMED. CALL SAVAGE

SELL IT IN THE CL

School District #9 (Castlegar)

Substitute Teachers
For teachers who have not substituted in School District #9 before,
an application form must be competed and an interview must be
held before your name will be included on the first substitute list.

Interviews will be scheduled during the first week of September, so
please call 365-7731 for an appointment.

School District #9 (Castlegar)
965 Columbia Ave, Castlegar, B.C.
VIN 1H3 FAX: 365-3817

For hers who were included on the 91/92 sub
wishing to continue during the 92/93 School Year, please advise the
School Board Office at 365-7731 on or before August 28.

list, and are

SD.

lent quality, health . No
Problem crossing border. 509-684-
1587.

AKC REGISTERED DALMATIAN
PUPPIES. Show, pet, Health guar-
ante: =

Castlegar Christian Acadamy

Registration: 1992-93 School Year

365-7818 or 365-2374

d With B.C.

Regis

School District #9 (Castlegar)
965 Columbia Ave, Castlegar, B.C.
VIN 183. PAX: 365-3817

School District #9 (Castlegar)

Substitute Teacher Assistants
Teacher Assistants (Certificated, og. 3.5.W., E.C.E., Special Needs) who
have not substituted in School District #9 before must compete an
y form and be interviewed before your name will be included on
the Substitute Teacher Assistant list.

Interviews will be held during the week of August 31 to September 4, 90
please call 365-7731 for an appointment.

For Teacher Assistants who were included on the 91/92 substitute list, and
are wishing to continue during the 92/93 School Year, please advise the
School Board Office at 365-7731 on or before August 28.

SD,

our day closure
may have caused!

We would like to extend our
sincerest Thank-You to our
Castlegar Fire Department
for their immediate response to
our emergency situation
Monday, August 17, 1992

We would also like to