4 CASTLEGAR NEWS, ‘Thursday, Feb. 16, 1967 FROM THE GALLERY Parliament Parliament has its lighter moments, albeit some of them come unwittingly on serious matters and sometimes the hu- mor is a bit cruel. Stanley Knowles, the NDP house leader, and Secretary of State Judy LaMarsh were the butt of some lighthearted banter recently, but they entered into ia in go jood dune Mr. Knowles rose to ask Miss LaMarsh a question and he would like a one word “yes” answer. “Is this a 4 Proposal?” some- one quipped. “Someone else has prior jurisdiction in that field, " Mr. Knowles replied, en he eventually manag- ed to ask his question which per- | in.” tained to the possibility of the governinent providing free trips to Expo for all Canadians 80 years of age or over, Miss La- Marsh replied: “I've been walt- ing 40 years to say yes to a ques- tion, but this isn’t it.” "Terry Nugent, the caustic Tory from Edmonton, seldom draws anything but protests when he attacks the government, but he caused chuckles all By Henry Heald Has Its Lighter Moments around when he ribbed. the Bov: Hitler and Corporal Hellver ernment about Supped into Winch's commission to: pice the pore of women. fe “A married man goon learns to say ‘Yes Dear’ when she !s| over in his studied casual way it right and ‘Yes Dear’ when she | was definitely in bad taste. is wrong and move ahead from The government's announce- there, he said. ment of a 20,000-home increase ‘The Speaker, Lucien Lam-|for the 1967 home buildin year ourew, has a fairly lively sense | brought out.a couple of bright of humor which, in his job, metaphors, New Democrat Lea- necesary for the ‘preservation of|der Tommy Douglas referred to it oe “a 2 peant to an elephant. During a particularly bitter Raymond Lang- attack on Defence Minister Hell- | lols (ho frequently speaks “i in yer, the Tory MP for Cape Bre- | Englis! Don Brothers Reports... The following are some ot my comments made in the legls- lature last week during the bud- | also get debate: This has been my first op- portunity to address the logs. lature aince the last election, Na- ‘ally I am pleased to have been elected as a representative of the legislature for the riding of Rossland-Trail, This riding, like the rest of the province, has experienced a most successful year. The Ar- row Car watet is being con- ton, Donald MacInnis said, “I'll relaxed in French) auipped: wait a minute and let that sink| ‘First we saw the minister of Mi finance in a mini-skirt budget, “You had better not wait}now we see the minister too long; your time is about up,” | labor with a band-aid housing the Speaker interjected. The re-| policy.” huckles from both sides “Did you say bandit?” ‘House helped take some | Someone asked. the sting out ofin Mr Macin- “T said band-aid, but either nis’ iiraannered will gor" ” retorted Mr. Langlois. On the cruel de “there was e wise philosopher once will show that history’s three sald Take your religion and Harold Winch’s crack that “time | your politics seriously but take most dangerous men have been | yourself with a grain of salt.” Corporal Napoleon, Corporal The image of Parliament has taken a battering over sev- The Scene at... KINNAIRD SECONDARY eral things, but chiefly it has been at the hands of those MPs who take themselves too seri- ously. The bright sparks in the House are those who will fight tenaciously for their policies and their principles, but who are the first to laugh when the joke is ating onied eae have of kirk Colle; on them. ahead of schedule. |) The new Selkirk College was completed in January. Some 400 students of Sel. this college and obtain academic and vocational ‘training. It greatly ease the nancial strain both on the students and their parents, If, the initial en- thusiasm of these students pre- vail this will certainly be one of the most Mecano colleges in Canada. area will certai tt dosen't pay ever to take chances with, stewing Maddocks Shoe Store we stock ao full soloction of SAVAGE SHOES for thildren Save...... UP TO.200, ON | YOUR INCOME TAX for details C. Arthur Anderson Phone 365-7633. The. Mutual Life Of Canada ‘inly remarkable change and tl for historic tok from the make: shift bunkhouse campus which was so kindly donated for their great future. The road between Trail and Castlegar is being relocated, The st Trail use by Celgar, to their rightful | first campus on Jan. 13. On arriving at the campus after lugging the $0 ft. flag pole some nine miles, the students erected it on the moment that the idea was con- ceived to the completion of the building was in my mind an ex- ceedingly short time and I wish to congratulate everyone who participated and assisted in this vital educational project. Students from the Kootenays will now be able to commute to such as “acid into (water; — nev- er water into acid.” es * * # In Guidance the boys are learning about “motivation.” They have been moniter gish, Runior has it that the Jags are not gorged on Panther and Horse meat, but rather, on a steady diet of slightly burned muffins, baking powder biscuits, and oatmeal crunchies fed to them treacherously by the T- Bird hens. a ed Our centeantal Project is well underway with a number of items already collected. We have a thundermug, some school text | sir books dating back to the 1880's, an ancient oil heater, a wicker and an old Nobel coffee container. uf any of you es to | We way —They Ihave t been moved to pro- Following a meeting today test what they call “inhuman| of the directors of Pine Point torture.” This is the smell of| Mines Limited president W. G. wafting down the corridors and| tion of lead and zine concentrat- around their heads a full hour|es from the former Pyramid min- before lunch time. %t is driving| eral claims will commence in them mad. early 1969, eat scouts, Gas uired by Ping Point from Pyr- Talent scouts, G: Konk-| quired by e Po! ma. in and Ray Un: getian, consider amid Mining Company Limited the following pasketball players | last June. Since that fime, the to be shaping up very impres- 5 sively: Dave McLellan, on. loring the Bartsoff, and Rodney Bro. #8 ® —. Jack In Gymnasti Woods, David “ McGreight and cent lend us aS our display, would you please phone us at 5:7127? E We will take very good care of jem. a a ee 2 : Floor hockey has now made the scene at KJSS. It has replac- ed‘ “Murder Basketball” with a vengeance. Z a a) The boys tone their wits and their muscles with a smor- gasbord of activities: chess, basketball ping-pong, gymnas- boxing, weightlifting — something to suit every taste. Current leaders in chess are: , McClellan a ey We are commencing the emistry section of our science course. Now all the equipment im the storage room will be put to good use. At the moment we are a bit tongue-tied at the long seientic!! names — but eager to learn. Grant is busy din- ning sarely tules into our heads Mothers Attend Kinnaird Guide Company Ceremony Several mothers were pre- sent at the recent ceremonies which saw Caroline Koznuik and Wendy McGillivray enroll- ed into oe 1st Kinnaird Guide Compan; Guides Debbie Brownlie, Rose Cheveldave, Diane Giles, Susan Harms, Geraldine John- son, Karen Jones, Janice Koenig, Joan Muller and Shelda Paul AIRLINE Lorne Hart: e doing exceed- inj id work considering the | 2 ingly Rr they have had. Jess housing, Expenditures on’ this A thanthe so- ts: recent KOOTENAY “Ginger Ale and /_5 Quarts Pepsi . $1.00 plus’ deposit —~7-Un 2 Quarts S9c plus is, deposi “2 Ibs. hought of us this way. OF CANADA | Uniting Since 1925 'the Congregational Metiiodist , and Presbyterian Churches ‘of. Canada © ‘CASTLEGAR “KINNAIRD ‘ROBSON GENELLE Phone 985-8337 - Phone’ 365-7814 Rev. k Willey Rev. Don Faris WORSHIP Kinnaird — 11-a.m. Genelle — 7 p.m: Kinnaird Church School Age 3 to grade 3-11a.m. Grade 4 to 9 = 9.45 a.m. Future: plans w sere | ‘dlecuss- ed with coming events includit films, ‘yet unschedule as whist in The po: bility of swimming ms was also siscusue ds ok *. RESERVATIONS | euco-nawauan | || «Saab: toca y icasa ra Ir steams: a AND EUROPEAN TOUR Oran airline. ARRANGED ' But really we're people taking oe 2 people places, by land, by sea y air. ‘And to keep them coming back.) CASTLEGAR AGENT FOR re ip WES HOT! And that’s what we like most THe aon ae about our business: meeting So come on aboard. people like you. : WEST’S DEPT. STORE Phone 365-7542 TRIGA ACC After all, we wouldn't be . going anywhere without you. Canadian Crcific Serving you in so many ways Of course all the people who travel with lis arid stay with us at our hotels keep us.on Gur.toés, because setving them better is the. best way to show them we're glad. - to have them. 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