The Castlegar Sun

Wednesday, July 22, 1992

current compilation of
the most peculiar
people do, edited by Chuck
Shepherd.
Proof that true stories are
weirder than made-up
stories.

— For the second time in two
months, a Houston-area woman
who was dressed as a man was
charged with a sexual offense
against a teen-age girl. Shana
Fuller, 21, was given five years*
probation in Angelton, Texas, in
March, for an offense involving a
16-year-old girl, whom she dated
for a year. Said the mother of the
girl, “She [Fuller] is an attractive
girl, but she also was an attrac-
tive guy.” LaJeane Sue Thomp-
son, 19, was charged with sexual
assault in Conroe, Texas, in Jan-
uary against a 14-year-old girl.
Both Fuller and Thompson
dressed as men, and had ban-
daged down their breasts in order
to seduce the girls.

WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME
— In Fulton County Jail in
Atlanta in November, inmates
were watching one of their
favorite shows,. “America’s Most
Wanted,” when a photo came on
the screen of a man wanted for
murder and arson. Several heads
turned around to Jessie Lee
Baker, 27, and one inmate said,
“Hey, that's you!” Inmates noti-
fied authorities, who called the
show's producers to report
Baker's whereabouts and put the
inmates’ names in for the reward.
— In August 1990, police offi-
cer Loronzo Jones arrested
Thomas Heath Evans in Detroit
on armed robbery charges after
exchanging gunshots with him.
Later, Jones was laid off the
police force, and Evans, released
pending trial, allegedly hot up a
crack house and jumped bail. A
year later, Officer Jones, visiting
friends in Tallahassee, Fla, 800
miles from Detroit, wandered
into a nightclub, where he
encountered Evans and alerted
local police. Said Evans’ attor-

sney, “The boy ain't got no luck.
Derick W. Williams, 40, of
Lauderhill, Fla., was arrested
after quarreling with a girlfriend
sin the parking lot of a police sta-
‘tion in Penny Hill, Del. in Febru-
ary. When police asked Williams
for identification, he reached into
the front seat of his car, on which
‘Police noticed a small box con-
taining seven ounces of cocaine

worth about $11,000.

‘THINGS YOU THOUGHT
‘DIDN’T HAPPEN

— Ruben Caro, 32, was arrest-
ed in October for attempted
shoplifting at the Tropical Show-
case pet store in Hicksville, N.Y.
After the manager noticed that
chirping sounds seemed to be
‘emanating from Caro’s trousers,
{Caro reached down and pulled
sout a lovebird, which then bit his
‘finger. Caro fled the store but
twas run down by the store owner,
iwhereupon Caro pulled a second
‘lovebird from his trousers.

— In March, Riverside, Calif.,
Police Capt. Richard Dana
rescinded his department's policy
that officers not answer police
alarms from homes that had not
paid the city’s $25 alarm license
fee. Dana was responding to crit-
acism: A 35-year-old woman who
shad not paid her fee had been
‘beaten and raped by an intruder
tas the police ignored her alarm

At the Houston Stock Show
in March, the grand champion
Pig brought $70,000; the prize
ssteer, $200,000; and three broiler
chickens sold for $25,000 each.

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HOROSCOPES

July

ARIES - March 21/April 20
This could be a rather emotional
time. Some difficult problems need
settling, and people will probably
look to you for help. You should do
your best to keep calm, and always
do what you think is right. After all,
your judgement is good and. even if
you do meet with some opposition,
you must be prepared to stick to
what you believe in.

TAURUS — April 21/May 21
There are busy times ahead for you,
and they could bring you some good
fortune, There is interesting news
from an old friend, perhaps involving
some change in plans. You'll spend a
lot of time at home in the next few
days, and any special effort you put
in will be handsomely rewarded. An

tation is on its way.

MINI — May 22/June 21
You are going to be feeling very
active and full of energy this: week;
make sure you take full advantage of
it. Daily routine will just fly by
and you're going to be heavily
involved in social activity. A new
friendship could lead to a bit of extra
excitement.

CANCER -— June 22/July 22
There are a lot of changes on the way
and they will keep you very busy
It could prove a bit upsetting if you
don’t brace yourself to take it all in
your stride. Try not to prejudge situa-
tions before you have heard all the
facts. Social life is much more relax
ing — and friends will go out of their
way to show you a good time
LEO — July 23/August 23
Keep your eyes open this week
there's a special opportunity com
ing up that you can't afford to miss
Don't be frightened to take chances
where money is concerned — so
long as you think the risk is worth
it, and the amount involved isn't
too great. A Scorpio of the opposite
sex wants to get to know you better.
VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22
Things start looking up for you this
week. This doesn’t mean you
should shirk responsibility, but you
will get recognition for your efforts
A good deed you did for somebody
will be repaid in an unusual way
Finances are about to improve for
you, too. Midweek will be a busy
time socially
LIBRA - Sept 23/Oct 23
People are going to rely on you a lot
this week, which could lead to one or
two difficulties. But if you follow
your instincts, everything should
work out for the best. You come up

19-25

against some personal criticism this
week. Don’t overreact; you'll find
this brings some valuable advice with
it. There's a pleasant surprise in store
for you on Priday!

SCORPIO — Oct 24/Nov 22
You are going to find yourself com-
ing under a lot of pressure this week,
especially at work. Try to ignore
petty criticism; it really looks like
you are on the right track. If you feel
things getting you down too much,
just keep to yourself a bit more, and
concentrate on what you are doing.
Romance is definitely in the air
towards the end of the week!
SAGITTARIUS — Nov 2¥Dec 21
Things probably have been rather
busy for you lately, and this week is
much the same. A close friend is
working on something that will
involve you very directly; this could
mean even less time for yourself,
But the effort’s going to prove
worthwhile. Don't be too hasty with
the criticisms you may have, and be
sensitive to the feelings of others.
CAPRICORN -— Dec 22/Jan 20
A quiet and relaxing time is forecast
with the emphasis on the domestic
side of things. Be more careful than
usual where money is concerned.
Any large financial c

Calvin ana Hobbes

PEOPLE ARE So
SELF CENTERED

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WRITE MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
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BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE
WOULD STOP THINKING ABOUT
THEMSELNES AND Focus,
ON OTHERS FOR A CHANGE

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way

MAYBE Your

which you may have been consider-
ing should be approached with cau-
tion. Somebody is likely to come to
you for advice; you could prove to
be a positive influence.
AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18
It looks like you and your partner
could be heading for an argument. It
can be avoided if you learn to curb
your temper. If a confrontation does
seem inevitable, then be prepared to
listen to the other person's point of
view. Things will be more harmo-
nious on the work front.

PISCES - Feb 19/March 20
There's going to be a lot going on
this week, but don’t ignore routine
matters, even if they do seem a bit
tedious. You may feel you've been
left out of things recently. If that's
so, you'll be very happy to be back
in the center of it all again this week.
Keep private matters private

YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months:

Many long-term problems will final-
ly be resolved. You may also reach a
milestone (possibly marriage!). You
will be very busy, and at times will
feel like you're being pulled in many
different directions. If you don't let
stress get the best of you, this can be
a very happy year.

Canadian Quiz-Cross/by Maureen Azimov

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GOOD?

THE CAMPSITE 1S IN ORDER.
THE TENT IS UP, THE FIRE 1S
BLAZING AND THe Stew

WAS DELICIOUS,

SON “THANK You, DADDY!”
“GIVE ME MORE!”

L ASKED HER
SME SAID T DID
REVOLTING

THINGS THAT
ARE PROBABLY
UNPUBLISHABLE

by Bill Watterson

GEE, 1 WONDER WHO
THAT MIGHT APPLY TO

WELL NO

WONDER YOU
‘SUPPRESSED
THE MEMORIES,

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YOU SPEND THE NIGHT.

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[ WELL, RUTHIE, HOW Do You
RESPOND TO MRS, SCATES

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ACROSS
1. Wheeled conveyance

eg.

4. Competent

8. Maple Leat bearing coin

12. Tincture

13. Lummox

14. Steelmaking material

15. Contraction for “it
pee

Sidereal & tropical e.g
. Payment due
deduction
. Utter impulsively

1. Quebec Minister
Bacon
Bell's inv.
Leavened rum cake
Oxide containing
crude
Restore dislocated
bone

Gloriam --- New World

coin

Regulatory business

group

Wood or coal distilled
. 1814 hatfpenny token

Presented to:

Tom, Dave
& Carol

Oglow's Paint

WIZ
The Castiggar Sun
TS

Excellence in Service Award

This award will be presented every week to someone in
Castlegar who shows extraordinary service to

his/her customers or clients.

WIZ

The Castiégar Sun

ATW

The recipients will receive an award plaque to keep
courtesy of Kats Trophys and a lunch for 2, value to $20.00,
courtesy of the Fireside Dining Room.

We'd like everyone in Castlegar to know there is an "Excellence in Service”
in their community, and to congratulate each of them personally.

If you know of someone that offers "Excellence in Service,” call me, Jon Jarrett
at 365-5266, or drop a letter at the Castlegar Sun with your suggestion.

Wednesday, July 22, 1992

The Castlegar Sun

Page 7B

Sun Classifieds 365-7848

The family & relatives of Dennis
Percival would like to thank the

ATTENTION
PORT COQUITLAM SENIOR
SECONDARY
CLASS OF 1982
A 10 year Grad reunion is

lowing for their acts of kind-
ness and sympathy during our
recent loss:

Ministry of Forests, Nelson
Lion's & Lady's Lions Club, Sea
Cadets & Navy League for
forming the Honour Guard &

Q

UARTER HORSE Yearlings for sale
sire: Croton oil Press x Impressive
Shiek. Dam's Line — Rooster Joe,
Hotrodder Sonic & Doc Tari. These
yearlings are growthy, athletic as
well as pretty. Call Marg 428-2266
days or evenings Call 428-4008 —
Creston

Planned for this it
you have not been contacted
by the grad reunion committee
Please contact one of the fol-

jing:

Gayle Hope 944-0382
Kathy Savage 464-3355
Pam Spencer 465-1988
Paddy Galena 467-9199

CLASSIFIED
DEADLINE IS
MONDAY
11:30 A.M.
PRIOR TO
PUBLICATION.

g the tea g the
service. A very special thanks
to Archie McConnachie for the
eulogy and piping of Amazing

Grace.

Also to Rev. Jim Veitch for his
comforting words, the organist,
the Thompson Funeral Home
for making all the arrange-
ments.

Thank you to all relatives &
friends for your telephone call,
comforting words, and letter
were all very much appreciated.
Pam, Reg, lan & Geoff
Bob & Bubs
Richie, Dar, kay & Jim Hearn

Nickerson family

| COMING EVENTS

CRESTON HORSE SHOW — New
show dates are August 29 & 30.
Judge: Michael Mills (Albera). For

NEW RECORDING
RELEASED BY
LOCAL TALENT
LIZ PEPIN, FRANCES
KANIGAN &
NINA_HOODIKOFF
PRESENT
“PRECIOUS MEMORIES”
A VARIETY OF RUSSIAN
HYMNS AND SONGS.
TAPES AVAILABLE AT
-PETE'S T.V.

*THE BOOK SHOP
+ PRECIOUS MEMORIES
(PHONE 365-0068)

WE WILL BE
CLOSED
for holidays
from
July 19
to July 26

Sorry for any
inconvenience

Congratulations
to the
WINNERS OF OUR
SUMMER MADNESS
SALE
July 8 - July 11
DRAWS
CHRIS FUITE - TV Set
S. CARPENTER - $40 Gift Cert.
B. WEINS - 50° Water Hose
A. RAYNER - Roof Coating
B. DUNSMORE - Dri-ZeAir
F. WATSON - Awning Tie Down

MIKES RV RANCH

Castlegar Ph.: 365-5741
OL #5012

PERSONALS |

call: Peggy 428-5633 or
Jane: 428-7112 or Fax 428-3320 —
Creston.

STUDENT
EMPLOYMENT

18 YEAR old girl willing to babysit in
North Castlegar. Call Anita 365-
7430. ee

18 YEAR OLD willing to do yard
work, lawn cutting, etc. ask for
David 365-6316.

HARD WORKING & reliable uni-
versity student looking for any sort
of yard work, odd jobs, etc. Please

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RELIABLE 14 year old girl willing to
to do any odd job. Call 365-6195
ask for Sherry _
RESPONSIBLE 10 year old boy will
do odd jobs. Vicinity V.V. School
365-8074. 00
WILL BABYSIT in Kinnaird Area
Have Red Cross Certificate. Cor-
inne 365-5603.

HARD WORKING 18 year old will-
i 6!

| Lost & FOUND |

Would like a very reliable stu-
dent to be an after school com-
Panion for my 9 year old

FOUND: lies. July
16, 1992. South Castlegar. 365-
es
LOST: Anyone knowing the where-
abouts of my school annual please
hone Russell L ist 365-8100.
LOST: broach, gold shaped like

ighter from Sept. 92 - June
93, Monday - Friday until
approx. 5:00 pm. Would be a
great asset if you were in walk-
ing distance to 12th Ave. (South
Castlegar) References required.
365-0228.

bird. very old. Lost near C. i
Plaza, or downtown area. 365-7521
LOST: CRESTON area — white
\rish Setter with liver spots. Named
“Hunter” Nelson collar with bell. RE-
WARD. $100 or more. 352-5598 or
352-2454.

[ FREE PETS |

7 MONTH old make, collie-sheltie
cross dog 365-6817

| HELP WANTED ‘|

Ambitious, hard working, self-
motivated person to fill full-time
parts department position for
Kootenay area dealership
Parts dept. experience neces-
sary. Excellent benefits for the
right person.

Reply to Box 28,

c/o The Castlegar Sun,

[ PETS FOR SALE |

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DOG GROOMING
- &PETSUPPLIES -
Fromm Dog Food, Bird Seed,
Exerdse Pens, etc.
LOCATED AT HILL TOP THRIFTY
I mile w. of Castlegar on Hwy. 3
Tues. - Sat. 9 am - 5 pm 365-5225

2 PEG. tattooed adorable high qual-
ity make Pekingese puppies. All
shots, 4 months phone 428-3315 —
Creston

ADORABLE PUREBRED PERSIAN
Kittens. Black smoke color, very
good natured & trained $150 each
phone 428-2806 — Creston.

AKC REGISTERED DALMATIAN
PUPPIES. Show, pet, Health guar-
anteed $250 - $00 (509) 684-1587.
CKC REGISTERED West Highland
White Terrier puppies, 7 weeks old,
Champion blood line phone 403-
320-0568 days or 403-327-9300
nights and weekends.

COLLIE SPRINGER Spaniel cross
Puppies. 10 weeks old 368-6565
KENNEL REDUCTION — Yorkies,
Schnauzers, Shih Tzu,
D , Eskimos, Cock Span-

“ DISCOVER THE MICRO DIET.
Nutritious, convenient, affordable.
For more information call Elaine,
Independent Micro Diet Advisor.
693-5434.

WEST KOOTENAY
SINGLES CLUB.
Are you single, wish to meet

new people? Call 368-8322,
365-3834 or 352-6649.

What undermines
your self-confidence?
Get the book DIANETICS
$5.99 Order toll free
1-800-8788.

CARDS OF
THANKS

Thank you to Dr. Van Vliet and
the nurses of C.D.H. for the
care | received while a patient
there, also thanks to the am-
bulance drivers for their care
and friends and family who vis-
ited, sent cards and flowers
Thank you alll

Frank Louklanoft

iels, See parents. 825-4471.

KOOTENAY PET Centre (Fancy
Fur & Feathers) Now Open — 3
mile, North Shore. Pets & Supplies.
2S | 6 ee a

SHIH TZUS, Miniature Eskimos,
Lhasas, Miniature Schnauzers,
Dachshunds, Chow/Cocker Cross.
825-4471.

465 C Avenue,
Castlegar, BC V1N 1G8

ASSISTANT MANAGER. Need
three people to assist manager
Must be neat with good work habits
Opportunity to earn $250 per week
Call 365-0299 or 365-8431,
AUSTRALIA WANTS YOU! Excel-
lent pay, benefits, transportation
(407) 292-4747 ext. 1267, 6 a.m. -
Zp.m.tollrefunded.
DAYCARE REQUIRES certified
staff for ages 0-3. Phone 428-5955
or send Resume to Mom's House
Box 2737 Creston, BC VOB 1GO__
NEED EXTRA INCOME? Join the
number 1 Avon Team. Contact

rect and will charge accordingly. T

The Castlegar Sun will not be responsible for any errors in advertise-
ments after one insertion. It is the responsibility of the advertiser to
read the ad when it is first Published and to insure that it is correct. If
No notification is given, the Castlegar Sun will regard the ad as cor-

ity in any event greater than the amount paid for such advertising.

he Castlegar Sun accepts no liabil-

os = Ma
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1-604-365-7241
YOU HAVE CREDIT WITH US!

Gary Maloney's Castlegar Mazda

CARRIERS
WANTED

Your job gives you credit
We understand credit problems
Credit counselors on duty
Low weekly payments
Low down payments
(@ Bankruptcys ( Slow Credit
(@ Repo's (J Divorces
(J 1st Time Buyers

SERVICES

FiUM To PHOTO fy

Volume permitting
Why wait days for your photos
wher you can enjoy them almost
instantly? Just drop them here on
your way to run errands, and pick
them up on your way home!

Logue Sendo

1126 - 4th St, Castlegar
365-7515

CARRIERS NEEDED
IF YOU LIVE IN THE
ROBSON AREA &
ARE INTERESTED IN
A PAPER ROUTE
PLEASE CALL
DENISE

BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITY

OKANAGAN KOOTENAY Valley
Business Territory for sale. Excel-
lent money making. For further in-
formation please call 1-492-5613
Ask for Mr. Frank Konyi.
ROSE'S RESTAURANT for sale or
lease. Can handle financing
$130,000 South Slocan Junction
CLL a rs
TOY TESTERS WANTED: Turn
play time into earnings with Discov-
ery Toys. Consultants and Manag-
ers needed, 365-2526.

“LOTTO LUCK” Get in on the lot-
tery craze with a Lotto Luck Greet-
ing Card Distributorship for the
Kootenays. Invest $2,900 — in
your future $1,500/month for 2 days
work. Service retail accounts
Phone 1-800-661-7818.

BUSINESS
SERVICES

MORRISON PAINTING
& INSULATION
+ Blown Insulation * Batts & Poly
* Commercial & Residential
DUNCAN MORRISON
650 - 5th Avenue, Castlegar

365-5255

FOR CLEANER AIR IN YOUR
HOME AND BUSINESS HAVE
YOUR DUCTS AND FURNACES
VACUUMED. CALL SAVAGE
PLUMBING & HEATING 367-9632.
VACUUM TRUCK have your fur-
nace and ducts cleaned residential
& commercial Call Savage Plumb-
ing & Heating 367-9632 — Fruit-
vale.

SCHARE

CARPENTRY

G

FA

¢ Finish Carpentry
¢ Contracting
¢ Renovations

° Free Estimates

Phone Chris

at 365-7718

TOP
QUALITY

tpic 80%
THIS WEEK
WE'RE

STRIPPING
= Eldorade

© 88 Ford Escort”

“Our Parts Aren‘t Used Up!”

ERNIES

365-6225 + 365-8231

Castlegar Industrial Park

GRASSROOTS
GARDENING

Professional Lan: jing
Installation & Des’ ign
Over 30 years

VINYL DECKING & RAILING in-
stalled. Will build or replace old
decks. 5 year warranty Call
Decking at 365-8120 or Stan at
365-0420.

experience & technical training in
all forms of landscaping:

= fully guaranteed

© B.C. nursery trades and
landscape architecture standards

* landscape design - formal or
advanced

* Brick, stone, cement patios or —

walrys y
* Yard spray - yearly programs
available a

Free estimates am ;

365-8434 3

| GARAGE SALES |

MULTI-FAMILY, Saturday, July 25.
9 a.m. -- ? 1704 Silverwood Cres-
cent, Woodland Park.

July 25 & 26.
8 a.m, to 4 p.m.
. 770 Linnwood
Crescent. Bikes,
Tents, & misc.

Denise at 489-3937 — C,

OPPORTUNITY IN THE STATES
Excellent pay. Various positions.
Call 516-929-0314 ext. B101 R.

25A Box 458, 11792.

PROFIT EXPLOSION HOTTEST
BUSINESS opportunity in the USA
is now available in Canada. Rapidly
expanding company is seeking dis-
tributors for our unique new pro-
duct. Secured investment of
$13,900 required. No selling, no ex-
perience, just pure cash are only a
few of the advantages to our money
maker! For a free colour brochure
on this limited offer call 1-926-5762
— Vancouver. _ a
TOTALLY TROPICAL, urgently re-
quires a consultant to sell a fabu-
lous line of silk plants, through
home shows. Call Debbie at 403-
835-2461. a
WANTED: LAKESIDE Resort re-
quires experienced bartenders &

LIVESTOCK & FARM
SUPPLIES

1987 18 ft horse trailer, 6 ft. wide x
6.5 ft.new paint, bumper hitch insul
exc. cond., $4400 phone 428-4483
or 428-7487 — Creston.
ALFALFA GRASS hay $75/ton can

li 428-5273 — Creston.
BALER TWINE; plastic or sisal. For
best prices call Terry 428-3300 or
428-7004 — Creston. =
CHICKENS 5 mos. Plymouth,
Barred Rock hens & roosters
Phone 866-5429 Creston. _
COUNTRY ROADS GENERAL
STORE, FRUITVALE complete line
of grains, 55 pound sacks. Bulk
sales available 367-9229.

's for summer employ-
ment. Must be friendly, outgoing, &
neat in appearance. Phone Sher-
een at Mountain Shores Resort 1-
223-8258 or 1-223-8220

WORK WANTED

NEED ONE mature female head
waitress. Submit resumés to East-
gate Garden Restaurant at 932 Col-
umbia Avenue, 365-7414. es
RESPONSIBLE HARD WORKING
Will paint, carpentry or yard work
References available. Phone
Khamdy at 365-7089, _

STONE WORK, retaining walls, fac
ings, 15 years experience, free esti
mates. 365-6707.

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