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Missing?

Even the great Charles
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detect no difference in the
‘appearance of male and female
‘guinea fowl,

Owners of the birds claim,
however, that they can speak
for themselves, The female's
call is-said to sound like “Come
back, come back,” while the
‘male says "Quit, quit.”

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CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, June 9, 1978.

. The Simple Life

And He's Welcome: to ft

‘» Mike Royko
Acolumn inthe -
Chicago Dally News | ‘

" Almost every story I have
read about Gov. Jerry Brown,
the latest: boy wonder «of
California politics, mentions his

stark and simple life-atyle.

You've surely heard about

it—how he refuses to live in the |

“would like te have a‘penthouse

apartment, high above the city,

with « balcony, so I could walk.

out'in the evening with a big”

snifter of brandy (njmy ‘hand,
ascot, . smoking jacket, 2 the
whole works, and look down at
all’ my.‘ felends!, and ‘say:' “By
George, you look like ants.”
Brown doesn't want to ride
in the .. Fine.’ Send

palatial and
instead rents a very plain room,
‘with some used furniture, a few
blocks ‘from his offices. And
how he got rid of the governor's
limousine and rides ina low-
coat car.

) These gestures, more than .
anything else, have given him,
national attention and sent him
boldly nibbling at the Demo-
cratic nomination for president.

‘Apparently: his cot-on-the-
floor routine has. struck a

4 responsive: shor. ‘which is toed

That’s My Wife She’ s a Wizard

OME women’s hearts are
won by French perfume,
coats, and diamonds,
Mees managed tosteerclearof
rt
All it Mh takes to'make my

bouquet on Mother's Day,
the fancy ear-rings on her
birthday, the

$16 a month. We.ate only
because I took part- time and’
vacation jobs.

One day I'came home and :

was stunned’ to discover
she'd’ bought a sewing
machine, for $149.95. ‘She
had also signed up for a

sewing course, at $15, and _

* had bought material to make
a suit, for #0: Ihave never
ut in

dressing-gown for Christ.
mas, She wants no part of
such frivolities. Just give her

ecstacy.
didn't know this when we
were first married. I Sie
she was a normal,
woman, and kept: trying ‘
pistes her by buying blouses
that didn't fit, sweaters the

My first knowledge of her

‘true cravings, in’ material’

possessions, came after we'd
been married a year. I was a

student veteran. Our. total

.. income was $88 a month, be-
2 lieve it or not. Our rent was

aghast.
She had bought it on the

” instalment: plan, naturally. —

The story. has a reasonably
happy ending. She quit the
sewing course ra few
lesson, finally threw out the
‘suit material, about 10 years
later. But she traded in that
sewing machineona new one
the other day, and got $76 for
the old one, So her sewing

has-cost-her about: three |;

Sollars: &~ year“ overthe
_. yea a skinflil
ox Sane’ ‘quarrel with that.
Another day I came home
and steam started coming
out of my navel when she
coolly informed me. she'd
bought a grand piano, for

items suitable for selling.

WHY NOT HOLD A

ures: a
1, First of all, gather together all your articles that
are saleable. A little fixing may be required to make some

2. You must then advertise effectively. The
Castlegar News classifieds.do the trick.

3. Directional signs are a big help. They also attract,
the weekend joy rider who might have missed the
advertisement. These signs are free when you advertise
your Garage Sale in the Castlegar News.

4, Your miscellaneous articles should be arranged
neatly, preferably in the garage and out in the driveway.
Having people come into your home is awkward,

5. You may or may not wish to price your items. Be
prepared to dicker. with your buyers in any case,

PRT pee ois praenictl |
about’ $4,000, ,also. on’ the
uals plan. Our income

this time was just about

Hoo year.

Migawds 1 thought.
“Hate to do it, but I'm going
to “have to have. her
committed. We've gotta
- educate the kids, pay the
mortgage. She'll ruin us,”

Once again, her extrava-
gance turned out to be
shrewd dealing. She: gave
piano lessons, the kids were
educated, the mortgage’ is
paid. And the other day, an
expert told her the grand
‘piano, as it stands, is worth
about $5,500.

I compare these gambits
with my own investments, in
which a couple of thousand
dollars “worth of stocks
inevitably wind up as 50
shares of moose pasture, and
I ee anything: but. 4
humble.

“there's only one flaw in

her aberration. Get “her a
piano and you never get a
meal. She's too busy playing:
the thing, Get her a record
player, and everybody Se
comes in -range must
We're probably the’ cae
people in town who can read
in bed without taking a book.
We just turn down the sheets
and spell out what she has

Forget about :
reading a book or relaxing.

Right ‘now, it's the’ new
sewing machine. ‘It’s:'a
beauty, according to her, a
Bernina, the. Cadillac’ of
‘sewing machines, It. will do
‘anything.-In a flash, your,
: ent will have seven new
button holes or'a monogram
{stitched onto the pocket’ in
purple thread.

atitched ‘all over then
‘Things like: “Cold feet make
‘cool bed-fellows” and “Some | 3
* limousine’’is my’: sewing
machine,” and )“How now,
7at's a lot of fun,
to get to sleep
with all that Braille stitching
tapping out, messages on
your anatomy;

Til admit the new machine
will do everything but button
up your fly, But it’s playing
havoc with our domestic life.
She can’t drag herself away
from it.

T have to get most of the -

meals. She has time to iron
only one shirt and wash one
pair of socks at a time, which.
rather keeps me on edge,
sartorially, I am_ barra;
with. totally. incompre-.*
hensible terms suchas tucks,

; plese sbastiny :

ew ubnow it willend, once shel
is on more familiar terms
with her new toy. But-until
then, it is rather like living
with a child who” has
discovered what fun it is to
pound ona drum, +
Maybe I should have got
herone of those garden
tractors, witha: tiller: and
_ cultivator. At least she'd be
getting some fresh air, and
Td be getting some peas.

It Keeps Them Healthy -

A Canadian factory has
started staging bingo games in
the plant to improve the firm's
loat-time record due to° minor
injuries and abuses ‘of work-
men's compensation benefits, --

‘The experiment of Crouse-
Hinds” Canada Ltd. was’ 'de-
seribed by F. J. Doyle, chair-
man’ of. Canadian Pittsburgh

- Industries, at the annual con-
- ference of the Industrial Acci-
< dent’ Prevention’ Association.

Mr. ‘Doyle’ said Crouse-

“Hinds -had-a high accident

‘frequency when ithe company

+ instituted a safety bingo game

with, a bingo-type ‘card for

, avery ‘employee. Cash awards

of $25 to $500 are available but

the employee must be at work

in order to play the game.
The game is automatically
cancelled ‘when’ a lost-time
accident occurs.
Mr. Doyle said the games

_were started in January.

“During January and Feb-

‘ruary, no lost-time accidents

were recorded,’

He said his own firm has a
similar incentive : to reduce
unnecessary: time off due. to
minor. injuries, At the firm's
CPI-London Mirror plant, man-
agement donates. money .on
days there is-nobody off work
because of a compensable acci-

-dent,

At the end of each quarter,
two names are drawn with the

- winners. dividing the pot.

“THE FARMER'S OUTDOOR.

strike, Naas he has hehe
done better in the polls than
many poor souls who have been
loitering at factory gates ‘for

years.) + =

Up toa point, I'm in favor .
of Brown's: see Long
before he, came along, Iwas
urging that Chicago lticians
try living that way—a simple’

+ room, a plain bed, a sink. And
‘steel bara on the windows and

door. Several judges and juries p
have since agreed, :

But if Brown is advocating
the'simple, spartan life for the ©

rest of us, ifhe is trying toshow -"”

by example that! we'should all +”
reject frills and. comforts; then I >
draw the line. y

What's so wonderful. about
living in a’ small room ‘ora
dumpy flat: with old, beat-out
furniture? I did it for years.

While Brown, the son of a
lawyer-politician, was growing
up in comfort, I was growing up
in a flat that had floors that
slanted like a ski slope. Any-
thing that was round tumbled.
from one end of the place to the
other.

My kid brother was one ‘of
those roly-poly babies. We
couldn't let him play. on the
floor because he kept rolling
from one room to another, like a
bowling ball that cried.

One day I was supposed to
be watching him, and he got
down on the. Wak Belore, I

pty

‘The only way ‘Y could get
him out of these was by shoving
a broom under it and giving him
a swat, No wonder we now
have a sibling rivalry.

For awhile we lived in a
flat that.was eyelevol to the
elevated: tracks, where the
rush-hour trains slowed down
to a crawl before reaching a
station.’ Does Brown think it's

. fun to have 88,487 people go by,

and ‘look in your bathroom
window every morning, then
come iback..and take another /
look when they go home at
night?..

To heck with his simple
life-style. Given a choice, I

them around to pick me up. I'll
atick ‘a: big cigar in my teeth,
unfold the Wall Street Journal,
and if 1 happen to pass anyone
I know. walling for a bus, Tl
sneer, %

In a way, Brovin réminds
me of the young radicals of the
1960's, most of whom grew up
with their own suburban teen-
age phone listings. They dress-
ed up. Uke. dustbow!  Okies,
acquired a few. ticks and:

and declared that the system |

must be overthrown 80. we
could all have squually dirty
feet,

“When they. tried “to per.
suade blacks to join them’ in *

overthrowing the syatent,.most
blacks figured they were nuts.
‘The’ “blacks didn’t’ want to

overthrow. the < system, they

wanted’ séme’ ofthe : middle-
class materialism themselves. “

:Now that the revolution is

‘moat ofthe tattered
have abandoned being
poor and have taken’ jobs with
dad's firm. Poverty was a nice
Place to visit, but they. wouldn't
want to stay there, >
Bo? before, ‘I’/become’ a
follower of: Brown and have my
hot water pipes disconnected, I
want to see whether be is truly,
committed tothe humble life.

He has not yet exhausted
the possibilities, Why not a few
tiny creatures scattered about
his. simple room? Then’ we
might read about how, he is
bravely trying to’ solve ‘Cali-
fornia's problems, despite being
kept up’all night by nips from

bedbugs.

Or he might even try not
paying his rent as a gesture of
solidarity with those who are
broke, and get himself tossed
out on the sidewalk with his
poor possessions. Then, like one
of those “old ladies this some-
times happens to, he could

declare that he intends to live.‘

there, in the rain and sleet, off
disaharity 0 of kindly. atrangers.
Until then, 1 go along rh

‘Slate Grbok: When he was.a
boy, a teacher told him the .

story of how Abe Lincoln
walked miles to” school and
lived in . jroueh log cabin.

t lesson’.does that
teach us about Mr. Lincoln?”
the teacher asked,

“That he was smart,” Slats
said. “He got into, politics’ and
out of that dump.”

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Rev. Ira Johnson united in
marriage Miss. Rosemary
Webb, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Bruce Webb of Appledale,
and A. B, Thomas John Condy,
son of Mr, and Mrs. A. B, Condy
of Castlegar, at a ceremony
held April 3. in the Church of
God at Castlegar. p

4.¢i'Phe radiant bride, giyen,in *
2 marriage by her father, wore's

floor-length , gown: of: white

polyester crepe with ‘a train,

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Emergency Transmitter Causes All Night. Search

© An electronic. malfunction
jinia private ireratt led to’an
salle night ae nee
+ area
‘Search and atus lrcalt Hay

The’ ‘search began late that
laturday | when ’'a’ Kelowna-
‘based Piper Cub was reported
jmissing on a flight from Castle-
igar to Kelowna, Later in the
evening another pilot reported
shearing the” signal from. an
{Emergency Locator Transmit-
ster (ELT) in the! Edgewood

- The ‘plane was found at 6
‘a.m. Sunday, by the search and
rescue crafts but. the pilot. was
i{unaware, that ‘an emergency.
‘had beer “declared. ‘His ELT
jhad been set off accidentally,
‘the! latest /in'~a ‘serfes of
‘unintentio#al ELT alarms that
have been Plaguing alr traffi ie
controllers.

‘Tom Agnew “of Kelowna
‘ald that he and another pilot
left Castlegar; Airport: in two
‘Planes gt 6.30 p.m. Saturday
bound for: Kelowna.’ As “law
irequires, the’ Piper Cub' pilot
filed'a flight notification with
the, second pilot,

:) When:he did not arrive in
(Kelowna \as' scheduled—the
fi it would baye been about 0

to. turn around,”

The pilot and hig wife had
camping .gear. and ‘spent “a,
comfortable night with a near-
by farmer. Meanwhile, air
traffic ‘control | officials were
checking all nearby airports, |.
‘and eventually called out the
aearch and rescue when the
ELT signal was heard.

“The field was petty
bumpy .and I’ guess the ELT
was set off by accident when I
landed,” the pilot said.

The emergency transmit-
ters are designed to transmit a

~ high-pitched whing on an emers

gency frequency if’ they are
subjected to forces approaching.
those ofa crash. However, both
malfunctioning ELTs and-pilot
errors ‘have. been .blamed’ for
starting needless , searches.

““This, sort. of: thing’ is”

happening far more frequently
than should happen,”.a Castle-
gar air traffic’ controller said.
“We've had a few of them here
since the tower ‘opened in mid-
April.”

Tn fact, the search had
barely ended when the Castle-
gar tower was’ again filled
Sunday, with the eerie whine of
an ELT signal. A hasty search
turned up’an aircraft on the
Castlenar fs field as the source of

Mr. | Agnew. “jletting the: tower know ‘what

said. “I picked a good field near = they are doing,” the Castlegar
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devices
tested.

‘The'federal department of

transport made the inatallation -

Gf ELTs ¢ mandatoty’ in’ all
* Canadian airports as of July 1,
1975. A few. aircraft are still
exempt, but by this July all will
be equipped.

‘The DoT’ has. initiated
extensive ‘education programs
among private pilots on how to
operate the equipment, but the
géneral feeling seems to be that.
far too many. false alarms are
occuring.

Dol Officials cite the high
cost ‘of search and:‘rescue .

operations as a serious problem. ;

“with the.new'ELT use.

, Plans to Open:
Trails to New
Denver. Glacier

Access’ trails will be cut
and cleaned up in the proposed
Valhalla Conservancy area this
summer if the forest. service
gtants permission.

The provincial government
has awarded the Valhalla Com-
mittee (sponsored by the Rose-
bery Centre | Society) $2,073 for

Under” considération for.

trails‘ and’ upgrading’ of trails
.are Evans Creek, Nema Creek,
Wee Sandy Creek and the New
Denver Glacier trail. Provincial
Parks Branch will have input on
where trails are to be located as
well as forestry.

Spokesman for the ‘Val-
halla Committee, Mathew Hud-»
son,‘ said last’ Thursday the
money will be used to hire two
students for the months of July

and- August, Mr. Hudson said ,

there will be members of the
Valhalla committee present at
the work sites to supervise and
assist the students,

(Miss
», tained friends and relatives ata

The princess line gown :fea-
tured a yoke insert and long full
sleeves of lace with a silver

tracéry deslyn. Her floor-length »

veil, edged with matching all-
ver tracery lace, owed from
her. floral headpiece.’ She: car-
ried.a cascading bouquet of red
roses,

+ Her matron of honor was
Mrs, Willa Phipps of Castlegar,
sister, of the groom;: and, the
bridesmaid was Miss Marie

Webb, the bride's, youngest

i. They) wore matching
incess line gowns of primrose
yellow. polyester crepe. with
white dotted nylon inserts and
long ‘sleeves.’ Their: nosegays
were of blush orahge roses and
yellow’ daisica,‘and they wore

‘tiny’ matehing flowers in their

hair. : Their gowns, and. the
bride's gown were made by the
mother of the groom.’ -

Flower girl, Miss Sherry
Kendall, niece ’‘of’ the bride,
wore a matching gown of
yellow’ polyester crepe. with
puff sleeves, and tie sash, and a
yoke inset
nylon. She also wore \ tiny
flowers in her-hair, and carried
1a basket of vari-colored.
flowers. os

~Ring. beare ‘was | Master.’

ill, Kendalt, “ nepliew | of : the
bride. He wore forest’ green
vest and trouser: suit’ with’ a
pale green shirt and black ee
‘Their “outfits ‘were: mad
their: mother, Mrs.’ Denne
Kendall of Estevan, Sask.

y _ Attending the groom ©
best man was'A: B. Savon A.
Hunt of, HLM: 8.-Kootenay of
Victoria, ‘white Mr.” Robert.

lorriseau of ‘Trail’.was' the
usher. The groom and beat man

- were in the dark

green’ dress
uniform of the Canadian Armed.
Forces, while Mr.’ Morriseau
wore agerk Areen tuxedg ate
‘Mahe "ree "

Kegreen 4

Following the wedding, a
reception and dance was held in

the Canadian Legion Hall in;

Castlegar," tastefully catered
by the Legion's Ladies’ Auxil-

iary. Greeting the guests were ©

the. parents of the bride and
groom, Mrs, Webb wore a
floor-length white gown with a
ted floral pattern, while Mrs.
“Condy © wore a floor-length :-
gown of pink polyester crepe
with matching lace coat.

The bride and groom don-
ned matching going-away out-
fits of -rust-brown polyester

vests-and trousers with print.
shirts, topped by sand colored ”

topéoats. Following a short’

honeymoon the. young couple =

took up residence in Victoria
where the groom is a member
of H.M.C.S. Qu’Appelle.

Qut-of-town guests were -

from London, Ont., Hueston,
Vancouver, © Victoria, Nelson,

Trail,’ South Slocan and the”

+ Slocan valley.)

ayers y
ioe ter April wed
mary Webb enter--

trousseau tea at the home of”:

. Mrs, A.B, Condy. ssieing hee

‘were her’ mother, Mrs.- Bruce

Webb and Mts, Condy. *
Presiding at the urns dur.

ing’ the. afternoon were thi

< groom's aunts’ Mrs. W. H

Adamson of ‘London, Ont., and
Mrs. HT. “Beckett of Trail

* while'the guests were’ serve

delicious refreshments by Miss;
Marie Webb, and

: Bilverthernss; eas

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