o = Ss sosaregeeccs’ cov etewceseeerrevecerevecesvessecscacesesewaseseeseet CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, June 8, 1978 Riddles 2. Why ore good bowlers lik Bee Grider ne 3, Who wrote, “Oh, eay can you ter" 4. Why did the tightrope walker alwi ne pisere carry hls bank . Phil the harmonica to weil he now pleys with what eymphony orchestra? bend yale Ir iar oe Vantin? © ssoionpuca eu “9 “WHUOUIUEYTIN UL“ MY NDEI 0) depUO SHAaMSNV seems. There than you think there are! “ye Uy ua4aye Burew—avo aBsx) auo pue ‘tasenbs ont sMPprus Oxy ‘SOsERDS {OWUS BAY 918 BITE y Hage Sak. Ye Uaie, "Paoey “U8 NeG0T aynoag ‘Ag emsuy How many different squares can you find in this picture? The answer looks easy but it’s harder than it may be more there Search Epo eM es ee v E x o w u ° R 4 4 F x Q ' BxmMEOOer DE mMURO — ACLP o1cH aruo LEQA or € SOMP cw 4 HERY PMAB Lens PiJou orimo AMAF RABB RecovrEmnocEvox Ewamnzerzvocae Lew cuz voc Qae REP MPL Gax RV K ABA ASQ OHD MOL AF O Beau CEZMExa — NBVHOER 6 i) 4 e o u a L i) v u s nN L emsuy Hidden are 15 words to circle. Words go acrois, down, diagonally, up and backward. CAN YOU FIND THEM? Pulpit and Pew By Pastor’ DONALD W. REED TOMORROW IS GRAD- ; uation night for a host of Castle- : gar’s young men and women. : May I offer you all, my hearty congratulations. 1 was reminded of an item I 3 had tucked away in my files, : Apparently it first appeared as an advertisement run in a Calgary newspaper by the firm + of C. B. Finkbeiner and Son. 1 : think it's worth sharing. “SO YOU ARE ABOUT i to graduate? And you stand up, 1 del ind d, to never know. You have cost her days and nights of anxiety, wrinkles in her dear face and heartaches and sacrifice. It has been expensive to grow up. If you are what we think you are, you are worth all your cost, and much, much more. “Be sure of this: while dad does not say much more than “Hello, son,” way down deep in. his tough, staunch heart he thinks you are the finest ever! “AND AS FOR YOUR th yed, look all the world squarely in the face. You are a man. Did you ever think, son, how much it has cost to make a man out of you? “Someone has figured up the cost in money of rearing a child. He says to bring up a young man to legal age, care for him, and educate him, costs $25,000—a lot of money to put into flesh and blood. “BUT THAT ISN'T ALL. You have cost your father many hard knocks and short dinners and gray streaks in his hair. And your mother? You will hy, she simply can- not keep her love and pride for you out of her eyes. You are a man now! And sometime you must step ‘into your father's shoes. He wouldn't like you to call him old, but just the same he isn’t as young as he used to be. “You see, young man, he has been working pretty hard all these years since you were born, in order to help you up, And already your mother is beginning to lean on you. Doesn't that sober you? “YOUR FATHER HAS done fairly well, but you can do better. You may not think so, but he does! He has given youa better chance than he had. In many ways, you can begin where he left off. He expects a good deal from you and that is why he has tried to make a man- of you. Don't flinch, boy! . “The world will try you out. It will put to test every fibre in you; but you are made of good stuff. Once the load is fairly strapped on your young shoulders, you will carry it and scarcely feel it, if only there be the willing and cheerful mind. All hail, you on the threshold! “IT’S HIGH TIME YOU are beginning to pay the freight and your debt back to your father and mother. You will pay them up, won't you? “How: shall you pay them? By being always and every- where a man!” PS.: A FEW MINOR changes in pronouns and the like, and the lines speak just as eloquently to young ladies as to young men. I hope you hear the message, fellows and girls, and I wish you the very best in the years ahead. (church. directory ST. RITA’S ‘ CATHOLIC CHURCH Rev. Michael Guinan: Ph. 365-7143 Saturday Night Mass 7 p.m. Sunday Masses at 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. ST. MARIA GORETT! Genelle 12 Noon SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST CHURCH 1471 Columbia Ave., Trall Saturday Services: Sabbath School: 9:30 a.m, Divine Service: 11:00 a.m. Pastor: D. Zinner, 365-2649 ANGLICAN AND UNITED CHURCHES -— St. David’s Anglican — Sun.: 8 a.m. Communion 7:30 p. Study Group (Joint) r— Castlegar United —— Sun.: 10:40 a.m. Sunday School 11 a.m. Sunday Worship Tues.: 7:30 p.m. Youth Group Wed.: 10.a.m. Bible Study ‘Robson Community Church un.: 9:45 a.m. Worship Castlegar — Church located at 1401 Columbia Ave. MINISTERS Rev. Desmond Carroll (Anglican Office: 365-8337 Home: 365-2271 Rev. Ted Bristow (United) Office: 365-8337 ST. PETER LUTHERAN CHURCH 405 Maple St. GRACE PRESBYTERIAN . CHURCH Minister H. M. Harvey Ph, 385-3816 CHURCH OF CHRIST Meets at Kinnaird Hall —OUR EARNEST PLEA— No BOOK BUT THE BIBLE; business directory i Cc. C, LENFESTY & CO. Certified Genoral Accountants tr Auditors yx Tax Consultants 609 Columbia Castlegar - 365-2118 See Us For APPLIANCE REPAIRS CASTLEGAR PLUMBING & HEATING 1008 Columbia Ave. Phone 365-3388 Complete Rouge Repair pate on all makes & models. © Surface & have the part — you don’t pay for 2 ser- vice calls. ~ Dial 365-6141 CADMAC RANGE REPAIR SERVICE J. F. Hipwell F.R.I., RI. (B.C.) Hipwell Realty For professional fee appraisals on all forms of real estate, call: 365-7514 imbia Ave. TIRE LTD. SALES & SERVICE Commercial & Industrial Tire Specialists but 7 No WAY BUT HIS WAY; No CHURCH but HIS CHURCHI Stinday Bible Classes and Worship. 10-12 a.m. Minister — Jack Shock 365-2580 Sunday School 10:00 a.m. Worship Service _ 11:00 a.m. Peace Lutheran Church, TRAIL Vacancy Pastor: Rev. H. Clark — 368-9639 Listen to the Lutheran Hour, Sunday, 11:30 a.m. CKOR Home: 365-7814 Calvary Baptist Church * APOSTOLIC CHURCH Phone 365-6317 Below the Castleaird Plaza 10 a.m. Sunday School jiam. Worship Service Service ,, 809 Merry Creek Road Next to Cloverleaf Motel, * Castleaird Plaza ‘Sunday: 9:45 a.m, Class CHURCH OF GOD 804-7th Avenue South “Learning” “Worshiping” “Serving” forall Ages. 11 a.m, Family Worship Wednesday: 7:30. p.m. _ Opportunities to serve Family Bible Hour 9:45 a.m. . Morning Worship 11:00 a.m. Evening Praise 330 p.m. Wed., Bible Study 8p.m. . Church Office: 365-3430 Rev. Donald W. Reed, Paator: 385-2630 PENTECOSTAL TABERNACLE 767 Firet Avenue, North Pastor: Rev. H. H. Graham Church: Ph. 365-5212 Sunday Scheol 350 a.m. Morning Worship itam. Evening Service p.m. Tuesday: Bible Study 7:30 p.m. Friday: Young People 7:30 pm. assenger and Off Highway Tires WHEEL BALANCING 24 Service —— 365-7145 1050 Columbia Avenue it Takes a Lot of Moving Parts to Make Your Car And to keep those parte operating smoothly, take your car to the people who really know how to take care of them. Phil and Larry at Columbia Auto. Columbia Auto Service Columbia Avenue 365-5422 Advertising Rates and Information B.G.’s CERAMICS 601 - 2018t Avenue Fairview Subdivision, Castlegar . 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MARTIN’S TV REPAIRS Fairview Sub. 385-5349 Quasar Sales & Service & 2 Yes! “Now you may also Purchase your Quasar Col- our TV from Wayne's. Wayne’s TV Service CASTLEGAR CUSTOM UPHOLSTERY Furniture Recovering Carpet & Draperies Phone 385-3632 7 TB : ‘Plorre asked rh + dletlonart sp eeT > manner! : would be elitists.” C CASTLEGAR NEWS. BURT CAMPBELL Publisher , RYON GUEDES, Editor EE m “Here let the press the people's rights maintain, unawed by influence and unbribed by gain” Thursday Morning, June 8, 1978 The Mumbling Elitist Recently a Vancouver Sun columnist told how a Canadian Armed.Forces ofticer helped daba: geod currency of the English language”’ by Inventing a new way to say tasks. According to Paul St. Pierre, one Capt. ‘ F. R. Thomas wrote in the Journal of the : U.S. Army Infantry Schoo! that Public Schools Act."* (It's becoming, more complex by the minute.) “However, you should be pleased to hear from me that a number of questions are presently being asked with respect to the equity of she preaent approach and the as in pro- the school ‘30 soldiers “can be given responsible sys: “Why say tasking instead of task?’’ St. lorically. = task isa word, + used by ordinary people. One who knows : ‘enough to say tasking Is supposed to reflect > a superior grasp of his subject. “Task Isa short word, found In and Churchill speeches. ing Is a longer word sulted to the is of elitisis and people who After taking the captaln—if you'll + excuse the expresston—to task, St. Plerre 1 suggested the U.S. Army Infantry School have a mere corporal write its articles so that “we ordinary people will be able to ‘understand him.”” But If the currency of the English language suffered as a result of the } ani In system.” (Not half as pleased as we would be to hear an explanation of the above sentence.) * ‘in the short term, ‘It {8 difficult to explain, quite frankly, the existence of certaln anomalies that now exist in various ts ing In, sone tence modules.) ‘Regrettably, the short-term picture is the present situation.” (No argument there.) ‘ The irony of an education minister using such pompous and ambiguous lang: uage after so zealously questioning the value must certalnly have plummeted May when Education Minister Pat McGeer sent the Regional District of Central Kootenay a ‘*captain’s passion for self-imp Jin ‘letter on the proposed taxation of B.C. ‘Hydro for schoo! purposes. io for Saturday, the minister's letter acknowl- .,edged the board's request that his ministry “consider taxing Hydro’s Columbla River ‘Treaty property for school purposes and indicated, as far as we are le to datermine, that the matter would eventually studied. 3 This note of uncertainty about the meaning of the letter stems from McGeer's ‘:use of language beside which ‘‘tasking’’ -:seems modest and unassuming. “| need not relate to you the explana- lon of this province's histary of schoo! ‘-fInancing,’’ the letter sald. (Nor, It seems, >-need he relate to them the history of school Inancing.) i - ‘You are no doubt well aware of the complexity Involved in the skills of p ry students Is self-evident. : : As one wag on the ROCK board pointed out Saturday, McGeer’s wording [s superflu- ous and Incomprehensibie ‘‘to the point of genius.’ If we may once more borrow the words of St. Plerre: “Being uncertatn and unclear, It is lesa open to challenge. Instead of Informing, It -mumbles about something, If you are an expert, mumbling Is always safer.’” We realize that with the gigantic paperload faced by the education ministry many documents may cross McGeer’s desk while recelving {Ittle more scrutiny than a not what we were ATTENTION: Builders of New Homes! We have added Centra-Flo — bullt- In vacuum cleaning, to our regular services, that of Plumbing (water, sewer, septic and fietd tanks) & Heating. We will install this cleaning system, along with your plumbing, at competitive prices. i Castlegar Mike Tomlin Walter Tomlin 365-5511 365-5034 _ “1 think pref ” Under ] ‘1 Con See How I Screwed Things Up’ GASILEQAR NEWS Dr. D. Williams, D.V.M. formerly at the Piaza, has now opened the Castlegar Animal Hospltat 995 Highway #3 (next to Trowelex) Hours are: Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. - 12 noon & p.m. Saturday, 10 a.m. - 12 noon By GARY LAUTENS ‘A column in the Toronto Star.) “ RICHARD NIXON HAS received a lot of favorable comment in a¢ just-published book for his behavior in the White House during the dark days of Watergate. Although it’s only a small point, perhaps it should be noted the author of the book, and the source of the praise, is Richard Nixon himself. AND THAT BRINGS UP. an interesting point. If Adolf Hitler had sur- vived the Second World War, would he have had a cool million or two pressed into his hand by n enth book ish glance to where his. is Supposed to go. Nevertheless it is not unreasonable to expect him to exercise the same eye for mumbling in his corras- Pondence as. is expected of a Grade 4 teacher. Or, as the minister might put It, to ensure the minimatization Af obtuscatory tt within : of the present formula established In the ... Remember? Castlegar News headline stories one year ago Results of the city's water study show surplus from CanCel’'s Arrow Lake system is the most = feasible source of a new water supply for Castlegar. oes * * * The parents of 200 elementary students ended their boycott of Slocan Valley schools after the- ‘Nelson School Board reversed its decision to demote principal Alex Pereverzoff. « * 8 Attendance at the founders’ meeting for a new society to run the local National Exhibition Centre “is not overwhelming. Advice to Graduates a to jot down his side of the 1989-45 war? IF SO, IT WOULD PROB- ably have read like this: * “Let. me make this per- fectly clear about that. I didn’t want the Second World War. I told Himmler, Goering, Goeb- bels, Bohrman and my other staff members, ‘Let's not have any trouble in Europe.’ “IMAGINE MY SUR- prise then to wake up one morning and find out we have invaded Austria, or was it Czechoslovakia? “Of course I was furious and could see immediately that the persons responsible, even though I admired them, would have to be dismissed at some future date, would be the end of it, but ugly tumors kept spreading. “To my utter astonish- ment, in certain quarters (Lon- Critique of the Eight-Hour Day 442-2188 Concrete Pumping i}: ‘or Difficult Concrete Pours a e © Truck Mounted Pumper with 60’ Boom Reach ‘ Reasonable Rates, please contact: . Grand Forks Cartage & Builders TO ALL THOSE GRAD- uating out there... We wish to pass on this statement: “J am _ wondering what would have happened to me if some fluent talker had con- verted me to the theory of the eight-hour day and convinced me that it was not fair to my fellow worker to put forth my best efforts in my work. “Iam glad that the eight- hour day had not been invented Published Every Thursday Morning at “THE CROSSROADS OF THE KOOTENAYS" Founded on August 7, 1947 . CASTLEGAR NEW‘: L. V. (LES) CAMPBELL, 1012-1977 Publisher fram Aug. 7, 1947 to Feb. 15, 1973 BUAT CAMPBELL, Pub! RENE BRODMAN, Shop Foreman LOIS HUGHES, Managing Editor Cue r RAYON GUEDES, Editor W. H. JONES, Advertising M LLEW KEREIFF, Office Mani ®@ Mall subscription rate to the Castlegar News Is $11 per year. The price by carrier and on newaatands is 25 cents an issue. Second-class mall registration number 0019. 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