CASTLEGAR NEWS, ‘thursday, May 10, 1978 . CASTLEGAR NEWS Here Let the People’s Rights Malntain, Unawed by Influence or Gain. Don't Sell Yourself Short - at Today's Prices Inflation and scientific’ advancement have combined to increase the value of the one thing dearest to all of us—our own human bodies, We're now worth far more than many of us would have guessed. It used to be common knowledge that the chemical value of the human body was 98 cents. This was pretty deflating to some egos, But inflation has come along to make them feel a bit less put down, The Chemical and Engineering News reported. recently that, “at current chemical prices, the adult human body is worth $3.50." This was somewhat restorative to wounded egos, even discounting inflation. But now there is even better news, Blochemist W. D. An Economic Lesson Once upon a time there was a Little Red Hen who scratched about and uncovered some grains of wheat. She called her barnyard neighbors and said, “If we work together and plant this wheat we will have some fine bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?" “Not I,” said the Cow. “Not I,” said the Duck, “Not I,” said the Goose. “Then I will,” said the Little Red Hen...and she did. ‘The wheat grew tall and ripened into golden grain, “Who will help me reap the wheat?” asked the Little Red Hen. “Not I,” said the Duck. “Out of my classification,” said the “Pig. “I'd lose my seniority,” said the Cow. “I'd lose my unemployment insurance,” said the OSE: Then it came time to bake the bread. “That's overtime for me,” said the Cow. “I'm a dropout and never learned how,” said the Duck. “I'd lose my welfare benefits,” said the Pig. “If I'm the only one helping, that’s discrimination,” Noteboom of the said the Goose. “Then ! will,” said the Little Red . Hen...and she did. She baked five loaves of fine bread and held them up for her neighbors to see. “I want some,” said the Cow. “I want some,” said the Duck. “I want some," said the Pig. “! demand my share,” said the Goose. “No,” said University of Missouri at Columbia wrote to C & EN taking issue with ils estimate. What C & EN failed to feed into its computer, Dr. Noteboom said, is the value of human scrum, This serum, Indispensable in many medical situations, is worth $190 to $170 per liter (1.08 quarts). One kind, known as type AB, retails for $270 per liter. An adult male human contains about five liters of blood, sourco of the precious, lifesaving serum, So this alone would be worth “an absolute minimum of roughly $660." Add $650 to $3.50 and you get $653.50, presumably the rockbottom value “at current prices." This looks like a gain over the old 98-cent price of something like 1,600 per cent. So, don’t sell yourself short! from a Little Red Hen the Little Red Hen. “I can rest for a while and eat the five loaves myself.” “Excess profits,” cried the Cow. “Capital- istic leech,” screamed the Duck. “Company fink,” grunted the Pig. “Equal rights,” yelled the Goose. And they hurriedly painted picket signs and marched around the Little Red Hen singing, “We shall overcome.” And they did. For when the farmer came to the commotion he said, “You must not be greedy, Little Red Hen. Look at the Oppressed Cow. Look at the Disadvantaged Duck. Look at the Underprivileged Pig. Look at the Less Fortunate Goose. You are guilty of making second-class citizens of them.” “But...but...J earned the bread,” said the Little Red Hen. “Exactly,” the wise farmer said. “That is the wonderful free enterprise system; anybody in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. You should be happy to have this freedom. In other barnyards, you would have to give all five loaves to the farmer. Here you give four to suffering neighbors and keep one for yourself.” And they all lived happily ever after, including the Little Red Hen, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful.” But her neighbors wondered why she never baked any more bread. — Canadian } iinraneenye never!"” Barrett Polorizes Politics in 5.C. It's NDP and Socreds with Rest Nowhere By Ian Street Legislative Reporter for the Victoria Colonist If Premier Barrett set out to polarize politics in British Columbia at the legislative session which ended last Wednesday evening, he suc- Castlegar Primary Plans Annual Spring Concert Castlegar Primary School grades one and two are now working on a program for their soul who tries to Patricia Young Says ... Communist - Socialist Economic System The trouble with government decides to manu- facture only 10,000 blue sedans, You can always go cn the list for a shot at next year’s output! annual spring concert, These are the classes of K. Andreashuk and D. Archibald. wa. The theme, “Up Up With ‘Pople Abround,. he Worl picts so dances and skits ‘of the' various countties. Costumes, scenery and other props are presently constructed with everyone in- volved in the preparations for the final production READ THE CLASSIFIED ADS compare the most idealistic concepts Yet another major flaw in the econo- of with the worst abuses. of capitolism. is. the. fact: idealism is an intangible. Man. and his existence among 5: stems is a reality. And while the ivory tower idealist. might convince himself that the end justifies the means, the legis- lated “morality” that steals from the rich to give to the poor is neither moral, nor workable since it invariably results in dishonesty and subterfuge. Basically, the capitolistic system is based on the mass We Serve You First INSURANCE porecnissa insurance service on all classes FIRE AUTOMOBILE LIABILITY BONDS see Hugh Nicol at ANDERSON AGENCIES Castlegar, B.C. of goods for con- sumption by the masses. As man competes to provide these goods and services, so the consumer is given a range of prices, style, quality and quantity. Under the socialism practiced . in communist bloc countries, the consumer can purchase from only one source- government, which means whatever style, quantity, qual- ity and price is chosen by government. Tough luck if mic system is the. lack ‘of Ey ance. of tools, .expansion of plants and the finding of new © sources of material. After a 50 or more year experiment, visitors are made aware of such shortages, including store and hotel fixtures, light . bulbs, plumbing parts and even razor places. Many farmers are forced to work the land with tools and equipment which the capitolistic system replaced 20 years ago! Little. wonder that on December 15, 1958 Premier Nikita Khrushchev was forced to adopt some parts of the capitolistie system —including the introduction of “piece work” with workers being paid for what they produced rather - than by the hour. Little wonder that one Italian factory owner cured his employees of com- munism by giving all and” ». sundry a two-week vacation in the USSR in order to compare DR. K. MARLING — Veterinarian will be. at RON’S MOTEL Friday, May 11 from 11 a.m. to 2-p.m. for the vaccination and examination of pets NO APPOINTMENTS NECESSARY PLEASE DO NOT PHONE THE MOTEL ceeded their lot with that of their contemporaries behind the Iron Curtain. Perhaps instead of LIP and OFY grants to Canada's mili- tants, the Canadian govern- ment might better spend citizens’ tax dollars in a similar idannersIn.aby.avent, leave us t confuse Christ's ar love with Fob Peter to pay aul It's the left and the right, further apart now than perhaps ever before in this province, and the poor old Liberals and Conservatives caught some- where in between. Contrary to widely held public opinion, the NDP hasn't quietly disappeared one day when it was expected we would awake to find the calendar had been turned back to last Aug. Barrett and his govern- ment are still very much with us and unless all those dire predictions by the critics of the NDP actually come true—and the people rise up in mass protest against the govern- ment's financial and land control policies—they will be difficult to dislodge in the next election. But, on the other side, Social Credit has shown us that, vdespite.ian:. obvious lack of reohesion i in the party's present state, it isn't going to Health Minister Speaks at RN Annual Meeting Health Minister _ Dennis Cocke will be the keynote speaker at the 61st annual meeting of the Registered Nurses’ Association of British Columbia to be held May 23 to 25 in Vancouver. Mr. Cocke will speak on May 24 to open a day-long discussion of the theme, “The Nurse and the Community Health Care System.” The director of the prov- incial government's health sec- urity program project, Dr. Richard G. Foulkes, will speak on the topic, “A Partnership in Health Care.” Nursing viewpoints on the theme will be given by Miss Eva Williamson, director of public health nursing, Metro- politan Health Services of Greater Vancouver; Miss Helen Shore, assistant professor, School of Nursing, UBC; and Mrs. Norah Stevens, director of nursing, Royal Columbian Hos- pital. RNABC : president, Mrs. Neylan, will speak on Spring Tire Sale FREE GAS! the politics of nursing prior to the afternoon multisession dis- cussions of 18 topics, including the pros and cons of consumer " break into little pieces and be blown away by the first strong wind that blows. Theré was a distinctly red-neck flavor to much of the debate emanating from the Socred benches this’ session. Sheer volume of sound and duration and speeches, laced with invective and innuendo in much greater measure than is usual even for this unruly chamber, seemed to be the order for each and every day. * - Despite the lack of co- ordination and often near- incoherence of the Socred Of course, Barrett's al- legedly more humane working hours with a nominal 11 p.m. deadline (which incidentally was exceeded on several occasions by up to one hour) turned out, with more than three weeks of morning, after- noon and evening sittings, to be infinitely worse than any workload for MLAs his pre- decessor had contrived. And that didn't make the opposition’s task any easier. The NDP functioned much as expected. The cabinet rep- resents a tough, disciplined cadre of parliamentary vet- erans—only Norman Levi and Bill King had less than two sessions under their belts before the NDP became gov- ernment last fall—with a loaded backbench which shows some excellent promise. The future interest in the , “NDP lies largely’ in the effect ; which’ the’ caucus, comprising ‘all of the elected members of the party, will have on the cabinet, Since all of the government backbenchers are rookie MLAs, this first full session was a time of orientation. But there were signs, even at this early stage, that the caucus was making its views felt to a degree unheard of in the Bennett era. * Several NDP members have admitted they came to this session frankly apprehen- sive that the cabinet would be too conservative in its legisla- tive program. They made these (continued on page nine) ~ VROOM FLOWERS. 1. Gardenlas, Shrubs, Bedding Out’ Pi Potted Flowers 3 Flower Arrangements for all Occasions, Bridal Bouquets and Corsages 1011 - 9th Ave., Kinnalrd Telephone 365-7641 For Complete Information On tf (sowie CMHC A 1d Summit Homes “and Fowler Modular Homes 1020 - 8th Street - Kinnaird, B.C, HEY KIDS! Why not enter the KC Days Children An ‘Show POSTER CONTEST? 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But it will probably be the spring session of 1974, depend- ing on the choice of a leader to replace the retiring.W. A. C. Bennett, before tie Socreds can really begin to co-ordinate their teamwork. It came as a great shock to the Socreds to actually have to function in opposition. For MLAs whose only previous experience—with the exception of Bennett—had been either as cabinet ministers et ar in the of the nursing profession. New provincial officers, elected by the membership in a the former administration, the’ sheer volume of preparation for debates: on: departmental and legisla- mail vote, will be dat the opening session, May 23. tion was a crushing blow. WITH ATLAS SUMMER TIRES OFFER GOOD ONLY ON: @ ATLAS IMP. MARK 1 “"@ “MARK IV POLVESTER-STEEL @ MARK Il POLYESTER FIBREGLASS @ ‘MARK V RADIAL ; Minimum purchase two tires. 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Tuesday was the day for : the steeplechase and Wednes- day for the 1,500 metres. Tomorrow is our big track and field day, Everybody hopes the weather will cooperate. There couldn't be a better place to have a field day than KJSS, Lot of green sward—no dust—grassy banks like a little amphitheatre with the home economics room as an ideal spot to serve as the concession area, The windows are opened for the ticket sellers and you wouldn't believe the amounts of hot dogs, pop, chips, ice cream and candy that are consumed during the day. Come up and join the fun! . Next Friday is our annual Spring Revue, More about that in our next column, Be seeing you! regular meeting at the Centre with J. Raine presiding in the absence of J. Stier. Forty-one members were present, There was no report on the insurance of the contents of the centre, Tuning of the piano was left up to the executive, During reports members were informed T. Houghton is well again, Mr. Donald is home from hospital, Mrs, E, Murray is to be transferred to the Trail hospital where Mrs, Corbett is also a patient, R. Cormier extended his thanks for all the cards ond good wishes he received while sick. Mr. Parks is reported to be holding his own, while Mr. Stier has damaged his knee and Need for Adoption Ends for Child as UCW Receives New Ward from Canadian Assoc. Shuchismita Nath Sunit Ranjan Das An adopted child, Shuchis- mita Nath, sponsored by the United Church Women as a Centennial project, has now left school to live with a-relative, ‘This was the word received at a recent meeting held at the home of Mrs. H. Grummett of Brilliant, Shuchismita was born Dec. 14, 1956 in India, an unfor- tunate child of poverty and - privation. Her father, a clerk in acommercial concern, unable to provide adequately for the neceasities of his family, ap- peated to the Christian Child- ren’s Fund for help. In a recent leter from Shuchismita, the UCW_mem- bers were thanked for all their love and many kindnesses, Miss Nath has. now left the of Castlegar Social Notes Calcutta School to live with a relative who i is anxious to take care of her. is Mrs. H. Johnson 365-8294 Mrs. E. Rourke and Mrs. W. Ledue left Friday evening for Campbell River where they will attend the L.A. Pacific Command convention. Mrs. H. Johnson attended an Eastern Star reception in Spokane Thursday evening, returning home Friday. her Deepest is ex- tended to the Earl and Ben Rourke families who received word on the weekend telling of the death of their brother, Mr. J. Rourke, in Mission. On Sunday Mrs, Edith Sherbiko visited her brother who is a patient in Kootenay Lake Hospital. The UCW are now spon- soring a boy, Sunit Ranjan Das, who was born Dee. 25, 1963. His family circumstances are ones of dire need, His parents are living, but their living condi-. tions are deplorable, with the father earning too little to meet his family's needs. The lad was A large towel rack on the back of the.t door holds your bedspread neatly overnight. Birds will “flock. to your Sheen e birdbath if keep a few colored marbles in it knife or scissors in water. The food won't stick. To remove grease spots that stay on cottons after laundering, cover area with cornstarch and cun a warm iron back and forth over it. Brush off, and the spots disappear. Presented as a Community Service. by CASTLEGAR SAVINGS CREDIT UNION Telephone 365-7232 a) annual pase toh Soon ranch in Brit Xuto. Shuts “i When snipping ralralcnaligals or dates; dip the } Spring Into Action at at call z BRENA CONTRACTING LTD. For ditching, excavating, sand and gravel, roed gravel or cement work. 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It was noted that carpet bowling can now be played in the Centre, R. Maze agreed to see to the equipment, Lawn bowling will soon be ready and will be available for senior citizens, Some bids have been received for the alterations in the Centre. Mrs. Brady extended her thanks to all the members who had baked cakes for the district regional meeting and to those who helped in the kitchen. Mr... Raine also extended thanks to those who had set up chairs, ete., for the council meeting. Thanks were extended to the Cormier family for their successful climax to the recent Hike for, History. Mrs, A. McNeil extended her thanks and appreciation to all the members for their concern while she was ill. The meeting closed for a social hour of bingo and refreshments. Cor on Lawn Man Charged A Castlegar man has been charged with driving without due care and attention after the vehicle he was driving came to rest on a lawn after proceeding up a hill to Kinberry 4 Heights 4 Kinnaird. Douglas Wyndhan Carter was charged after the 65 Ford he was driving went out of contro}, skidded and came to rest on the lawn of Bob Foubister. Kinnaird Service Station Entered Entry of a service station . io Kinnaird has ‘resultd in the art of $400 in cheques and casi Police are still investiga- ting the theft from Junction Shell which took place between the closing of the premises Sunday night and the opening for business Monday morning. Area Health Education Project Sponsors Massage Workshop “Healing Aspects of Mas- sage", a workshop sponsored by the West Kootenay-Selkirk Health education project, will be held’ at the Rotary Health’ Centre here on Friday, Satur- day, Sunday, May 18 to 20. Leading the workshop is Brian Hand, director of College House, a Gestalt therapy centre at Cobble Hill, B.C. Mr. Hand's training in- cludes music therapy, Gestalt therapy at the Gestalt Institute ‘of Canada, Yoga and Polarity therapy from Dr. Stone, the originator of this system for freeing energy. The topics to be covered during the weekend include Polarity therapy, Zone therapy, or Reflexology—a form: of foot massage, and a look at Psychic healing and various healing exercises. ‘The course is described as “an intensive workshop of learning by doing. Discovering ways of freeing the flows of individual energy and promot- ing spiritual. emotional and physical health.” Individuals interested in this workshop may contact John Conklin ‘at the West Kootenay Health Unit at 1825 McQuarrie in Trail. Want to Sell Your House? CALL MARY 365-6451 or 365-5244 seat while Toro’s exclusive Wind-Tunnel” action'lifts the grass to cut it smoothly and evenly.:And then sucks up the clippings like a'vacuum. Maneuver easily with Toro's adjustable steering wheel and up-front controls. 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