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Netta and Tonya Fominott will perform during last segment of Concert in the Park series at noon in Kinsmen Park. The two sisters will play guitar and sing from own compositions. Photo by Dan Zubkott By STEPHEN THORNE HALIFAX (CP) — Author Spider Robinson says there will come a time when com. posers will run out of mel- | odies, writers will run out of plots and the process of cre- ating will have to begin all over again. The way this award winning science fiction writer sees it, computer technology is fast approaching the stage where the human race will have acquired an elephant’s memory And when, he asks, have you ever seen a cheerful looking elephant? Robinson is convinced we will all become Melancholy Elephants, which also hap- pens to be the tile of his new collection of shurt stories. “No one has noticed yet Predicts what a disaster it's going to be never to forget anything.” Composers will have great iff getting disaster three Hugos bestowed by the World Science Fiction Con. vention. 's books have al copyrighted because there. will not be many mew ones left — “they're all enshrined in a little computer bank somewhere with someone's name on them.” DRIES UP And story writers will reach a point where they might as well put away their pens — or switch off their video computer terminals — because there will be nothing more to say. So far, that hasn't hap pened to Robinson, a gangly, expatriate New Yorker living for the last few years in Halifax. His only repetition has been in winning six in ternational awards, including from light lunches to... full course meals . . . at these fine restaurants. On Highway 6, Winlew RoBert’s Restaurant Phone 226-7718 tor FULLY LICENSED ways been published in the United States first and re- leased in Canada later but after 10 years of trying to change that, he has finally landed a Canadian publisher. Penguin Canada Ltd. has acquired exclusive rights to Melancholy Elephants for a year and has published the collection of 12 stories — his ninth book — with three other science fiction works as part of a series. Robinson and the other authors in the series — W.P. Kinsella, Timothy Findlay and Norman Levine — will soon be on their way to Toronto to give public read ings and pump sales. PLAGIARIZES its writers have accused others of stealing their tunes, and to West Side Story. which he says was a brilliant retelling of Romeo and Juliet made possible only because Shakespeare's works were in the public domain Before tong, he says, the realm of public domain will significantly narrow. “We've got better copy- right legislation now than has ever existed and it's going to get better and better.” Several years ago two sci: ence fiction writers, Arthur Clark and Charles Sheffield wrote novels from opposite sides of the globe in which one magazine found 47 point- by-point similarities. “If you sat a large number of monkeys typing, one day they're going to have nothing left to write but the complete works of William Shakes- peare,” Robinson reasons. “Maybe the human race would rather not know it when that day comes.” The story Melancholy Ele- phants, which won him a 1963 Hugo, delves deeper into his theory but the book has much more. In one story, Paul Mc Cartney freezes the body of John Lennon and brings the former Beatle back to life when he's 64, an age featured in a Lennon-McCartney song. The author, who can't re sist a pun even when it's morbid, calls the story Rub- ber Soul. Full Service Menu Beet, Chicken, Fish Entrees, etc SUMMER HOURS, Doi 11 @.m. to 9 p.m LUNCH IN THE 1884 RESTAURANT Open Monday throught Saturday 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. LUNCHEON SPECIAL $3.50 Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, 1] o.m.-2 p.m. the new Vale! \ale/ \ale/ T frown Lititittiiit mel STE] ew LTT Point| Hotel Liiitiiit fl 1 trail b.c. Stock of $99 Poncekes .. Motor Inn FAMILY RESTAURANT NOW OPEN 6a.m. to9 p.m. Seniors discount & children’s menu 1935 Columbia Ave. 365-2177 a Cable 10 TV CABLE 10 TV Thursday, July 26 6:30—Sign-on and program information 6:33—“King Solomon's Heirs” is an introduc. tion to civil law. This program illustrates when, how and why a action takes Bailey interviews Bet ty De Vito, director of “Posteards” and Lee Mendosa, director of “The Sandbox,” prior to the presentation of the performances. 8:00—“Solidarity Two" — A public meeting held in Castlegar in June This meeting provid. ed information on pro incial Bill 28 and cut backs in social ser vices. Speakers in cluded Jim Roberts, co-chairman for the Lower Mainland Soli darity Coalition; Bill Zander; and Dave Rice, B.C. Federation of Labor representa tive, sponsored by the West Kootenay Build ing Trades Council 11:00—Sign off oJ JANOME SUPER SEWING MACHINE SPECIAL $200 TRADE-IN ALLOWANCE ON YOUR PRESENT SEWING MACHINE MODEL 624 Combi-10 (2 mac Special ON YOUR PRESENT SEWING MACHINE $200 TRADE-IN ALLOWANCE MEMORY CRAFT 600 Carter’s Sewing Centre Ltd. Sewing Machines — Sales & Service GIANT $1,000 CASH BINGO Thurs., July 26 Early Bird — 6 p.m. — Bingo 7 p.m. Castlegar Arena Complex 14 GAMES @ $100 — 1 GAME @ $500 1 GAME — $1000 ADVANCE TICKET HOLDERS ELIGIBLE FOR $100 DOOR PRIZE Advance Tickets - $10 (1 Card) Extras - $1 ea. Available at Michell Anderson insuronce, Carl's & Valley Maid Foods ONLY Stedtmons ian, American country and blues pieces such as “Wings of a Dove” and I Saw the Light.” In the event of rain the concert will be held at 248 Columbia Ave., courtesy of the Royal Canadian Legion Branch No. 170. New rating for Dillon film HOLLYWOOD (AP) — The new PG13 rating has been awarded for the first time, to a Matt Dillon film called Mr. Hot Shot, sched- uled for release next Christ- mas. In the 20th Century Fox film, which also stars Richard Crenna, Hector Elizondo and Janet Jones, Dillon plays a Brooklyn boy who becomes a gin rummy hustler at a posh Long Island resort. PG-13 rating was estab lished recently by the Motion Picture Association of Amer- ica to bridge the gap between the R, or restricted, rating, which denies admission to children under 17 unless they are accompanied by an adult, and the PG, or parental guidance, rating, which ad vises parental caution. Dream comes true for film LOS ANGELES (AP) — Paul Verhoeven grew up in postwar Holland adoring American and English mov- ies and wishing he could be a movie-maker, but it was an impossible dream in a coun- try with no film industry Yet in the past 10 years Verhoeven has become a world-class film director, and for the first time Dutch films have been seen and praised in the United States and other countries. Verhoeven's dramatic and sometimes daringly sexy films have included Turkish Delight, Soldier of Orange (both nominated for best for. eign language Academy Awards), Keetje Tippel and Spetters. Most have won prizes at film festivals. That is true of his latest film, The Fourth Man, which won the International Critics Award at the Toronto Film Festival. Verhoeven was here re. cently for the Los Angeles opening of The Fourth Man and to confer with Orion Pic- tures, which handled his first non-Dutch production, Flesh and Blood “Even though I was very young during the war, I re member it vividly and I used AI 77 director some of my memories in Sol- dier of Orange,” he said. “I was living in The Hague when the German govern. ment was there and I remem- ber the rockets being launch- ed to England. I saw the events as a child would see them and to me it was merely a pleasant adventure.” LOVED FILMS After the war, the only movies in Holland were American and British, he said. “They came in a con- tinuous stream, and I was enthralled by pictures like High Noon and Shane. I was especially taken with the films of Alfred Hitchcock, David Lean and Sam Peckip- pah, although I wasn't school. ed enough to recognize them as diretors,” he said. His success seems to have created a love-hate relation. ship with Dutch critic and the government, which supplies 25-30 per cent financing for feature films. He was roundly criticized for the sexuality of Spetters, which he defends as “nonvoyeuristic.” ‘The critic liked The Fourth Man as much as they hated Spetters,” Verhoeven said Still creative LOS ANGELES (AP) Most makers of classic films spend their late years in sad self-imitation. Not John Hus- ton, who is still in firm con. trol of his creative faculties despite physical setbacks and the advanced age of 77 Last summer Huston brought forth his first mu sical, Annie, whic drew carp- ing reviews but enough busi. ness to prompt producer Ray Stark to plan a sequel. Now comes Under the Volcano, a harshly beautiful film greet ed with critical raves as well as pans. Under the Volcano was the premiere attraction at Fil mex, the Los Angeles Film Exposition. The audience re- action was reportedly sub dued; the film's unrelenting dramatics occasion awe, not enjoyment But the premiere crowd had no restraint in greeting Huston, an agust figure with patriarehal beard and black eye patch. He was roundly cheered. *Rent e lease * Purchase GLO BRITE SIGNS For Fast Action Geta Huston was at his ease one afternoon in his temporary quarters, Stark's apartment in a Sunset Strip high rise building. Under the Volcano was not an easy book to bring to the screen, Huston said. Malcolm Lowry’'s 1940 story about the disintegration of a British consul in Cuernevaca, Mex ico, was hailed by many critics as a masterpiece of irony “IT had read the book when it first came out,” the dir ector remarked. “I admired it, but I didn’t consider it a masterpiece. I still don't. It had some flights of mar velous writing, but it didn't occur to me that it could become a picture.” Over the years, Huston said, he received dozens of scripts, but he didn’t envision the story as a film “The problem was that Lowry was almost complete. ly literary,” Huston said “The novel of (The Treasure of) Sierra Madre was not literary at all; it was almost uncouth. The seripts of Un. der the Volcano suffered un der the influence of the eso- teric aspect of the book “They fell victim to the symbolism and allusions in stead of trying to get to the heart of the story “It wasn't a matter of my ‘Creek Park this past weekend, the Castlegar! Club presented a Castlegar version that was ed and put together ‘by Jim Ford, a past nt of the club and Selkirk College's audio-visual © @Gontestants were given a 20-minute time limit for each set of 10 questions and the first three players with the highest scores each time the games were played were given hamburgers. Sample question: Hugh Keenleyside is how many metres high? A. 12 metres; B. 52 metres; C. 88 metres. (The answer is “B"). Readers are invited to try the game. The answers will be found on page B3. KIWANIS TRIVIAL PURSUIT 1. Who is Robson named after? A. John Robson; B. Peter Robson; C. Fred Robson. 2. Who was the first CPR agent at Brilliant? A. Fred Popoff; B. Stanley Dedrick; C. Percival Martin. 8. How tall was Bill Washburn “The Pass Creek Trapper?” A. 5 feet 9 inches; B. 6 feet 6 inches; C. 48 inches. 4. What year was the CPR bridge 2 A. e ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON . . . John Man- Scavenger Hunt held Saturday during SunFest ac- sbridge, president of the Castlegar Kiwanis Clyb, uses a magnifying glass to give him a step up in the Family tivities at Pass Creek Park 1902; B. 1907; C. 1953. 5. How many fire hydrants in Pass Creek? A. 4; B. 1; C. 47. 6. Who built the first store in Castlegar? A. J.R. Wheeler; B. P.G. Farmer; C. Bob Payntakit., 1. Nick Hadikin owns the only ——— in Pass Creek? A. Airplane; B. '/ ton truck; C. Bus. 8. In 1898 Lizzie Oleson was fined $—— for “keeping a house with red curtains” in Brooklyn? A. $14; B. $50; C. $97.50. 9. Kinnaird was originally known as A. Dumont; B. Stewartsville; C. South Castlegar. 10. How many outlet water valves on the Pass Creek Pumper? A. 8; B. 1; C. 12. 11. Who was the first operator of the Castlegar ferry? A. Bill Burfield; B. John Wilson; C. Jimmy Davidson. 12. Who established the smelter at Augustus Shatz; B. Augustus Heinz; C. Helpendorfer. 13. What year did the Castlegar Brick Works stop operations? A. 1922; B. 1908; C. 1916. 14. How many volunteers are there on the Pass Creek fire department? A. 6; B. 18; C. 24 15. How many major falls on Pass Creek? A. 1; B. 2; Cc. 3. 16. What is the elevation of the Castlegar Airport? A. 1,470 feet above sea level; B. 1,624 feet above sea level; C. 128 feet above sea level. 17. How many calories in a pound of unshelled sunflower seeds? A. 1,088; B. 2,540, C. 3,260. 18. Who built the Castlegar Hotel in 19097 A. Will Gage; B. Sam Thorpe; C. Fred Ramsey. 19. What color are the fire hydrants in South Castlegar? A. Red; B. Green; C. Blue. 20. How many sticks were used in the entrance sign to Pass Creek Park? A. 7; B. 19; C. 143. 21. What is the inside lock length of the navigation lock at the Keenleyside Dam? A. 17 feet; B. 290 feet; C. 417 feet. 22. What is the average annual rainfall in Castlegar? A. 63 mm; B. 710 mm; C. 1,894 mm. 23. A platok is a A. Round stone; B. Kerchief; C. Fat bread. 24. A Lushchi is a ———? A. Hanging cradle; B. Greek dish; C. Pass Creek snail. 25. Alexander Feodorovitch Zuckerberg was born in —? A. Ootischenia; B. Goose Creek; C. Lithania. 26. Zuckerberg’s Island was originally known as ———? A. Emerald Island; B. Fantasy Island; C. Rockey Island. 27. An ousel is a ———? A. Greek drink; B. Song bird; C. Pass Creek weasel. 28. In 1895 there were ——— houses in Waterloo? A. 2 B. 40; C. 184. 29. The sunflower is the state flower of ———? A. Kansas; B. Newfoundland; C. Washington. 30. How many campsites are located at the Pass Creek Park? A. 12; B. 30; C. 57. Trail? A Augustus ATTACKS GRITS, TORYS Kristiansen on women's issues A condemnation of Con- servative and Liberal inac- tion on women's issues high- lighted a meeting at Meadow Creek with MP Lyle Kris- tiansen on Friday. Speaking before an as- sembly of locals at a home in the Kootenay Lake com- Brisco munity, Kristiansen denoun- ced a recent joint move by those parties to lengthen the qualifying period for mater. nity leave under the Canada Labor Code. “We had amendments be- fore us in Parliament the last week before the election pokes at Liberals In a speech to a group of senior citizens in Fruitvale, this week Kootenay West Conservative candidate Bob Brisco questioned whether or not the Liberals seriously believed in “preserving the safety net.” During his address Brisco questioned wi.ether the Lib- erals will continue to support the principle of existing social progran.s in Canada. “If they are serious why, are there now 600,000 people over 65 living below the pov. erty line?” Brisco asked. “Why is it that the Canada Pension Plan is in danger of bankuptey? Why was the six and five applied to old age pension and family allow ance? Why is it that the Lib- erals are progressively with- drawing funding from health and post secondary educa- tion? And why when the Lib- erals promised affordable housing did thousands ef pe- ople lose their homes when the mortage rate went to 22 per cent?” he asked. Brisco said that the Con- servatives will develop a program of homemakers pen- sions. On the matter of health care Brisco stated that the Conservative policy, as in all issues, is for there to be greater consultation between the parties, in this case the provinces, health care pro- fessionals and other individ: uals. Asst'd Halters & Tank tops in summer shades all,” the New Democrat candidate said. “If passed, they would have allowed women unpaid leave for maternity after three months work with an employer. The Conservatives moved to len gthen the qualifying period to six months, and the Lib erals went along with it.” Kristiansen said the inci dent reveals the difference between -vords and action by the two “old line” parties. “You can't trust them,” Kristiansen declared after the Meadow Creek meeting “They'll swear up and down that they support causes important to women, but their voting records and ac tion as government show they do the opposite. The Liberals didn't have to go along with ‘the right-wing Conservatives on this, but they did. Now many women will find themselves denied the right to take unpaid time off to bear children.” The Kootenay West MP said he had presented his position in Ottawa on June 27 during debate of the Labor Code amendments. “It should also be made very clear that we are not talking about paid maternity leave,” Kristiansen told Par. liament. “We are talking about leave of absence for reasons of maternity. There is a vast world of difference between the two, particular. ly in terms of the cost. I think the concept is fair. We have been waiting a long, long time for it. (Par. ticularly for non-union work. ers), unpaid maternity leave is certainly the minimum they should be able to expect and demand of their elected representatives in this House.” . July 26 Castiega: Beside Mohawk Open Fri. —Mon.We.m.-Sp.m. —_) ‘JULY SUPER SALE On Men's & Lodies Germents DISCOUNTS OF 10% 50% Alfonso Apa Ladies and Men's Wear Ltd. 1364 Bay Ave., Trail 368-5314 STRAWBERRIES You Pick or Buy Picked G &LFARMS Grand Forks Open Every Day Dawn to Dusk No Appointment Necessary You Pick 75‘Ib. — Picked $1 Ib. Bring Your Qwn Containers TURN LEFT ON 19th ST. NEAR THE GRAND FORKS ARENA AND FOLLOW THE SIGNS TO G & L FARMS PHONE 442-5775 OR 442-8095 Asst'd styles & colours. SM.LXL HURRY DOWN FOR BEST S ig : FLASHING PORTABLE SIGN CALL DAVENOW! 368-5453 COME & BRING A FRIEND! 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