c2 CASTLEGAR NEWS, August 13, 1980 /, Showbiz by Joey Sasso CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: While millions protest the looming death of Archie Bunker's beloved dingbat, Edith, he already has designs on another woman. | can reveal that the new love Interest in his life will be his cook. seen more often as well, fans across the nation, including thousands of my readers, have already reacted furiously to producer Norman Lear's plans to kill off Edith ‘so Archie can have a new romantic interest.’ But her fate is sealed and O'Connor is even writing the segment in which she dies. O'Connor personally picked Meara for his series after testing many Hollywood actresses. “We go back a long way together," says Anne. “We first acted together in a James Joyce play off Broadway more than 20 years ago. | was very pleased when Carroll called and invited me to join ‘Archie Punkey 's Place: pecetise | knew it would be a ball, ong jo one knows how serious thelr TV fintenstie will be, butt there is no doubt Veronica is the perfect choice. The new woman In his life is someone, Archle can date and fight with. She’s no gentle soul like’ Edith, played by Jean Stapleton, and at 5’8°, Veronica sees Archie eye-to-eye. CONSUMER NEWS WIRE: The J.R. Ewing newsfront: Nastiness pays its dividends. Larry Hagman, who Plays bad-guy ollman J.R. Ewing on W's hit soap ‘Dallas. Ann Landers “= Dear Ann Landers: | am a married woman in my early 40s who needs your opinion on our Ilfestyle. My husband and | are into ‘'dominance.'' | don't mean beating up on each other or anything brutal, but we do a lot of hard spanking on bare derrieres, which Is a terrific turn-on before love-making. We are told l Is very big In England. It all began when we joined this club In Westchester. There are five other couples, Wea meet once a week (in our homes) and do our thing. Recently we began switching partners, and this has added a lot of the get “Varlety IS the spice of life."* To add a little zing to our love-making, ‘Harry bought me a riding crop for Valentine's Day. He has used it on me a few times and I'll admit It hurts, but It does rev me up a lot — and | don't mind. Both Harry and | have been reading your column since: we were teenagers and we respect your opinion. We would like to know if you approve of what we are doing. — New York Question Dear N.Y.Q.: You don’t need my approval. If you and Harry want to blister each other’s behinds with whips, It’s nobody’s business. But | feel ! should tell you that people who go in for group sex and inflicting pain to hype the excitement of love-making are sick, sick, sick. “Dominance” [also known as ‘‘bondage’’) Is not new. It’s been a part of the kinky scene for centuries. Dear Ann Landers: | have an Idea that might solve the problem of gift-givers who do not receive thank-you notes. What do you think of enclosing a card with the following wording: “Dear Loulse: Please accept the enclosed sweater, allver bow! or porcelain vase chosen especially for you. Will you kindly drop me a line when you recelve it and tell me what you think of my selection? If i don't hear from you within three weeks, | shall consider this a business transaction and will send you a bill, plus a feo for my services. | love you. — Aunt Jane Dear Aunt Jane: Your Idea is off the wall. A gift Is something people send because they want do. ‘‘Louise’’ did not ask for the sweater, silver bow! or porcelain 0. Granted, If ‘Louise’ doesn’t acknowledge your gift she Is a slob, but to enclose a threat along with a gift would make you an even bigger slob. Forget It. CAROLL O'CONNOR | TRY MY MID-AUGUST | BUICK BLITZ There’ll Never be aBe fer Time To Buy a Buick ROBERT WALDEN i bbed by hook celebrated’ his brand spanking new contract with a weekend bash at his Malibu, California beachhouse. Attending were ‘Dallas' cast members Victoria Principal, Linda Gray, and real-life mom, Mary Martin. His new salary? Only $100, 000 a week. "I'm not-really worried about who shot 2: R.,"" Hagman says. ‘‘After all, I'm J.R., so it wasn't me.” A’self- inflicted wound! "J.R. wouldn't be dumb enough to dg that.” The ‘J.R. for ‘President mpaign.’ Says Hagman: ‘If nominated | will run; if Glected | will serve. But first, Congress has to raise the SO DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE AS OUR SALES MANAGER SLASHES PRICES TO MOVE BOTH NEW AND USED INVENTORY salary to $5 milllon a year.” .., Carol ibe received her share of ‘opening hight telegrams, but the one she got last week after TV's ed Muppet Show’ may be the most unexpected. It read: “Carol, working, with you was one of the high points of my career, as I'm sure it was of yours. Let this not be the only artistic collaboration petwees ‘vous et moi.’"* Signed: ‘Piggy.’ TV CLOSEUP: Lou Grant star Robert Walden was mobbed by dozens of lusting hookers as he visited Australia where the TV series is one of the most popular on the air. “They were all about 20 years-old and beautiful and they couldn't wait to give me thelr bodies. | was so shocked by the whole thing all | could say was, ‘When do you have time to watch the show? | mean, don't you work at night?’ ""... David Doyle, who millions knew as John Bosley on ‘Charlie’ ’s Angels,’ is so terrified at having dental work done that he appeared at a Beverly Hills dentist's office clutching a bottle of Scotch and Insisting that he down several swigs before the-work began. The dentist reports Doyle became so frightened he passed out as soon as he looked in his mouth... The “Mobil Showcase Network will present ‘Collision Course’ which dramatizes the moments before and after the world’s worst mid-air crash at 11:14 am. and 42 seconds on Friday, September 10, 1976. Itis the opener - for ‘Summershow.’ Borderline Treremms ion FREE Estimates FREE Tot ing cae within 2 20-mile ransmission XA radius with major Service Special! We repalrs. ¢meso We have "Lo" AY} Automatic INCLUDES: road jfaenilesion Shite test, remove pan, One-Day Service visual fnspectlon, In most clean sump and cases screen, adjust bands and link- age, replace pan gasket and fluid. 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