"CASTLEGAR NEWS Burt Campbell Publisher and Editor “Here let the pregs the people's rights maintain, unawed by influence and unbribed by gain" Page 4 — Thursday Morning, November 22, 1973 Women’s Lib - Junior Cheater - UIC Rip-Off Princess Anne was married last week and struck a blow at the Women's L‘beration Movement by promising to “obey” her husband, handsome Captain Mark ‘Anthony Phillips. We have a great deal of sympathy for many of the points Women’s Lib is trying to make. Women most certainly are human beings in their own right with a right to determine their own futures, We part company with Women's Libbers, however, with the more militant ones insist women are as smart as men. After all, who ever saw a man buy a sweater with buttons down the back? . * @ Plaudits to Recreation Minister Jack Radford on his announcement banning, effective next year, detachable pull-tab beverage containers, and for his decision to increase the refunds on metal beverage containers. The detachable tabs contribute to litter, are dangerous to swimmers and children when scattered at beach picnie areas, and can be harmful to wildlife. Under the new regulations, refunds on soft drink cans are increased from two to five cents. This should prove an incentive for housewives to clean those cans out from under their kitchen sinks and to turn them in for the refunds—if they can remember which store they bought the various brands at in the first place! * * * It was a sad i portant that is all too eae in junior sports today when the winner of the 1973 National Soapbox Derby at Akron, Ohio, was found to have an electromagnet device in his green racer that helped him win the championship. Seeking to emphasize the lack of morality in the action, a juvenile judge in Boulder, Colo., fined Robert Lange $2,000 and told him to apologize to America’s youth for helping his nephew cheat. As for 14-year-old James Gronen, he was disqualified and forfeited a $7,500 scholarship. * * Remarks of Mayor John Landis at the recent Remembrance Day service here brought to mind the foll which app in this space just_a year ago today: “Provincial Secretary Ernie Hall has commentary on the © to give audience as to when statutory holidays are to be observed in British Columbia. “He said the cabinet will discuss the matter and he expects himself and the Minister of Labor to be appointed a committee of two “to make some sensible decisions about how you advise people so they can take guidance from government.” Particular attention will be paid to what holidays are guaranteed in collective bargaining contracts. “Mr. Hall's announcement was a result of confusion in some communities as to what day the recent Remembrance Day was to be observed on—the Saturday on which it legally occurred or the Monday on which schools were closed. “As one of those who objected to Armistice Day being treated as just another holiday this year, we welcome Mr. Hall's intention to study the matter.” Obviously, Mr. Hall's two-man committee never reported—or was never appointed. * * The Unemployment Insurance rip-off is to continue, with unemployment insurance assess- ments for both employees and employers to be increased effective January Ist of next year. Canadians who quit work without just cause, who get themselves fired for misconduct, or who refuse to take suitable jobs without a° good excuse will continue to be eligible for unemployment insurance benefits. This is being done with the consent of the Canadian government at the expense of the Canadian taxpayer in general, and the expense of the Canadian working man and his employer specifically. The government bill that would have ended such fraud will be allowed to die on the order paper. It was introduced in the Commons last January 17 by Manpower Minister Robert Andras who estimated then that the saving to the insurance fund would be $100 million a year. {The insurance fund is intended to cover benefits when unemployment is running at a 4 per cent rate and is made up of employee and employer contributions. When the rate is higher, supplementary funds come from the federal treasury. This year the rate has been about 6 per cent.) Under the new UIC rates a person making $170 weekly (the maximum insurable earnings under the plan) will pay $2.38. His employer will plans pay $3.3; d that the provincial g “Mr. Krasnikoff, could we PLEASE get back to your icon collection?” iP CHROMACOLOR mpletely Hand Wired Bullt Better To Telephone 365-5112 Last Longer 270 Columbia Ave., Castlegar: -| il The iE MIKE’S T.V. y » COMPLETE: oH) SALES WITH SERVICE Seo ihe Models .- Sons of Norway SMORGASBORD & DANCE SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24 Dinner 5 p.m. Dance 9 p.m. DINNER $3.75 — DINNER & DANCE $5.00 “ORLAND’S ORCHESTRA” THANKS , of the Kinnaird Public Library Board About those Tapes Cross My Heart and Hope fo Die By Mike Royko Chicago Daily News “All right, gentlemen, the court is in session. Have you brought in those seven remain- ing tapes?” “No, your honor.” “Why not? I so instructed you at the last hearing.” “We have found that those tapes do not exist either.” “I find that difficult to “Cross my heart.” “But what is your explana- “The tapes were stolen by astereo nut in one of the White House tours, He has since erased the conversations. Now they contain nothing but sitar music by Ravi Shankar. You may have those tapes if you enjoy such music, your honor. The president, frankly, does at.” 3 “Does that include the tapes containing conversations with H. Former B.C. Premier W. A. C. Benneff Describes: His: Life-and: ‘Political How ‘‘does a *Tifelong politician feel and talk when he is forced out of the arena after 20 years as premier of British Columbia? CBC Vancouver attempts to provide the answer in a special one hour program entitled “W.A.C.” in which former Premier Bennett describes his life and political goals. The program will be shown on CBUT this Saturday at 10 p-m.— the final day of the convention called by the Social PODIATRIST Foot Specialist $. G, Fjellstrom, D.P.M. AT HI ARROW ARMS ‘WEDNESDAY, DEC. 5 11 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. THURSDAY, DEC. 6 9 am. to 6:30 p.m. FOR APPOINTMENTS PHONE 365-7282 . 246 Credit party" ‘to’ ‘name Mt. Bennett's successor. (The pro- gram is a view of The Bennett Era, told in his own words in interviews that were filmed during the months following his formal r i as the Goals: eer Hoe" ‘and H. R. Haldeman doesn’t exist either." “What are you talking about?” aa'We aye discovered, that . an We always beli¢ved,to +! C Halden 4 Some of hi a will undoubtedly surprise even his closest colleagues. The material for "“W.A.C.” was prepared by Peter Allies and Jack Wasserman with , the of the Bennett member for south Okanagan and leader of the official opposition. Mr. Bennett's personal recollections are supplemented with film and still pictures covering significant events in his .personal and _ political life. William Andrew Cecil Bennett, who will go down in the history books as a man of action rather than a philosopher, was in a rare mood of contemplation during the interviews. He describes his first interest. in B.C. politics while still living in Edmonton and recalls some of the events that followed his startling 1952 victory and his sudden elevation from obscure backbencher to the top elective post in the province. family, The Provincial Arch- ieves and Victoria photo- grapher Jim Ryan. Pi n't associate with that sort.” “Didn't John Ehrilichman realize this?” “John Ebrlichman does not exist, your honor. We have found that he is an impostor named David C. Sparrow.” “This is extraordinary. I'm going to subpoena Haldeman Conscience and Comment -Bigger News _ By Rev. K. Neill Foster where the chill winds of the Ant- parctic sometimes + Same. And here, as well, the war in the Middle East and the threatened impeachment of Richard Nixon i is big news. All Sincere thanks to those who supported me with their votes in electing me to council. Steve Jankola from Lorfdon and the Voice of America from Washington. The resignation of Spiro Agnew, the trials of Pierre Trudeau and the whisper of a military takeover in the United States make this autumn a time of big events, But bigger events ae still to come. For example, in the Middle East there will. ulti- mately come down from the North a vast Russian Army drawn i to ils des- dinstantly by the BBC- Yet fo Come truction as if there was a hook on its nose. It may not happen , in 1973 but it is coming. Our source: the Bible. Also one day, perhaps soon, a world dictator will come on the scene. The world will welcome him, deceived by his miraculous powers, but not too long after he consolidates his © authority he will show himself for what he is—the antichrist. Our source: the Bible. But the really big news concerns Jesus Christ. He's ultimately coming back as King of Kings and Lord of Lords. He will rule with a rod of righteousness. And every knee shall bow. before Him. In a world that every day shows itself less capable of governing itself, He can't come soon enough! Canadian Red Cross In his book “A Memory of CASTLEGAR SAVINGS CREDIT UNION Annual Home Safety Program 23 Ib. Dry Chemical FIRE EXTINGUISHERS Regular retail cost. $16.00 Available at CASTLEGAR SAVINGS CREDIT UNION One per member basis for $8.00 Iferino” (1862) Henri Dunant, founder of the Red Cross, ‘| foresaw the need of permanent societies of volunteers to care for wartime wounded and urged the adoption of inter- | national principles of humani- tarianism. HOMEPLAN MORTGAGES First or second mort. gages for the purchase of existing homes, consolida- tion of debts, etc, _ One day approval service, competitive rates, no lock-in,.no bonus. 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The president is a keen judge of men, and if there had really in been an Ehrlichman, a Halde- man, a Dean, a Mitchell, and all the rest, they would surely have been the kind of men he could trust.” “Well, I don't know what this does lo the case, The president structed us lo make have all) charges your honor, on the bas the parties involved do not i Therefore the case tbody broke into ergate Build “There is no such building. Tt dees not exist.” “Of course it does.” “No, your honor, That which used to be known as the Watergate Building has been named Richard's Retreat by the new owner. So there is no Watergate break-in, since there is no Watergate Building." “Who is the new owner?” “A Mr. Rebozo.” “You swear to all this?" “Cross my heart, hope to die, Scout's honor.” “Are your fingers crossed?” wish to thank all the voters who supported the Library and Town Hall Referendum, A special thanks to all members who worked so hard to publicize this Referendum. The Kinnaird Public Library Board We at Woodland Park Esso are pleased to announce an addition to our staff of mechanics, Joe Mauriello, Joe has 13 years of mechanical experience and an expert in Carburation and Tune- Ups. Gi Canada) Certified interprovincial (All Joe is a registered Ford Technician since 1961. Woodland Park Esso “Gas is Our Business — Service Our Specialty” Telephone 365-3355 78 CASTLEGAR Friends 'n’ Neighbors SALE STARTS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22 weaters - Sweaters - Sweaters FIRST QUALITY CANADIAN MADE ONE LOW PRICE. Reg. $10.98 Grand Opening Winner Mr. J. W. Smith, Nelson Winner of 12" Black and White Portable TV. tino, manager Fields, Nelson, ' Congratulations are being offered by Mrs. Thelma Milliard, manager. Fields Store Cas- tlegar. Supported by Mr. Sarge Sammar- Sale! Sale! Sale! Lates? Styles and” t Announcement | Course for Food. Handlers _Dorman-Stoochnoff Wedding Standards of pink gladioli and white daisy chrysanth- emyms decorated St. David's Church.in Castlegar for the Sept. 15 wedding uniting in marriage Elaine | Frances Stoochnoff and Thomas Dorman. Rev. Téd Bristow heard’ wedding vows — exchanged between the daughter’ of Mr. and Mrs. Nick Stoochnoff of Castlegar and the son of Mrs. Helen Dorman of Vancouver, Organist, Mrs. J, R. C. MacBain ‘played traditional wedding music, Given in i by her the: Hi Arrow Arms Motor Hotel, the head ‘table was centered with the bridal party's bouquets and flanked on either side by silver candelabra each holding five tall pink tapers. Shallow bowls of pink dahlias marked the guests tables, The three-tier wedding cake was set on a separate table covered with a lace tablecloth.. The cake was trimmed with pink roses and white daisies and was topped by two doves carrying rings., Single pink tapers in silver candle holders flanked the Wedding cake which father and mother, the bride was radiant in a floor-length gown of pale pink polyester knit which featured an Empire waist and A-line skirt. Her hooded over-dress of while flocked polyester had long bell-shaped sleeves and was trimmed with pink lace. ‘Tiny white flowers adorned her hair, The bride carried a casead- ing bouquet of pink rosebuds and white carnations inter- mingled with baby's breath and tied with white satin ribbons, Matron-of-honor, Mrs. Pat (Lorna) O'Brien of Coquitlam, wore a fidor-length gown. of white polyester flocked with tiny pink flowers, Her bouquet was of pink and while chrysanthemums intermingled with baby's breath. and tied with white ribbon, Best man was Mr. Ed was by Mrs. Stella Ball of Kinnaird, Mother of the bride wore a formal gown of pink polyester with beige accessories, Her corsage was of pink rosebuds | and white carnations. Master of ceremonies was Mr, Alex Cheveldave of Kinaird while the toast to the bride was proposed by her uncle, Dr. Joseph Cheveldave of Robson. Miss Patti Popoff, clousin of the bride, was in charge of the guest book. She was dressed in a floor-length gown of pink and white polyester. Rev. Ted Bristow said grace followed by the Russian grace said by the bride's grandfather, Mr. Pete Chev- eldave of Robson. i Following their honey- moon abroad, the newlyweds will make their home at 401 — 1440 West ‘TOth Vancouver, Hocevar of Coquitl while A complate: food handlers’ vourse is being held on two -eparate dates to allow as many interested persons as possible attend. f Sponsored by West Koot- snay-Health Unit’and held at he Kinsmen Health Centre basement) at 1325 McQuarrie it in Trail, the course is being ade available to all volunteer aterers involved in B Sponsored by WK Health Unit One. complete course is to be held Dec. 3 and repeated again Dec, 5. There is no fee witha food handler's certificate . card issued after completion, ‘The course, which will be introduced by medical health officer Dr. N. Schmitt includes several lectures: Basic Bacter- iology by B. Willoughby; Types sf Food Poisoning, Their Cause, Messrs, Richard and Cecil Stoochnoff, brothers of the bride, shared usher’s duties. At the reception held in guests were from Salmon Arm, Revelstoke, Vancouver, Langley, Surrey, Coquitlam, Port Coquitlam, Wynndel and Spokane. Alfack on Women Drivers Called Crimes of Chance Attacks on women drivers are crimes of chance’ — ood for churches, clubs and vaternal or Inter- and by H.B, "Catlin: Food Premises ested homemakers are also elcomed. -, Want to Sell | Your House? and. Bylaws by local health inspector - Mike Harnadek and Prevention of Food Contamination by Koberstein. . Also included are the films “Sanitation—Why