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Letter to Langley

By Andrew Visser

Dear Central Intelligence Agency Langley Field,

I am writing to you today so as to bring an important matter to your
view. For years now, ever since I have infiltrated your facility,
I have found that you have frustratingly poor maintemance, and
poor cleanliness for your ventilation system. I understand that
such things may not be very important, considering the great
Tesponsibilities of your organization, but I camnot be silent
on the errors dome by your janitorial and engineering staff any
longer. For starters, the vents and ducts in the left wing have
not been updated or changed since the erection of the compound,
and I have moted at least five separate accounts of asbestos
tiling in those very vents. This is a considerable health hazard,
particularly for the men and women working in cubicles 12A to
20 C. These same vents are run down, with broken fans, and some
have a large amount of dead rats; the largest grouping of rodent
corpses are above the Executive Director's office. The ducts in
the basement levels are also in poor shape. They are chocked with
dust, which makes it only more difficult to crawl into the secret
archives area. This dust of course is a health hazard to everyone
in that floor, particularly Junior Analyst Mary Brau who, I hope
you know, is pregnant; such a health hazard is not good for the
baby. Finally the biggest sin that I have seen is the fact that
dust blown from Vent 32 A blows dust on the laser defence system
in the Black Ops hall every 30 minutes. I consider this a great
issue, based solely on a professional level: infiltration should
not be easy for me, for there is mo sport. Your facility is filled
with hard working people, and it is a shame to see them exposed to
such hardships of improper ventilation cleaning and maintenance.
At a later date, I will be sending you a full report on what I
have seen, and of possible solutions.

Your loving servant.