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LENFESTY & CO. Certified . General Accountants Auditors "Se Tax Consultants 609 Columbia : Castlegar... 365-3011 CHE RV PEGE AUR an Ye g0g Beet Tee ae ae See ar Advertising Rates and. Information Call 365- 3210 Coudrels Sowici Res. & Commercial © Air Conditioning © Refrigeration | © Ice Machines +, 24-Hour Service : 227-9329 or 227-9341 Box 53; Gray Creek, B.C. * CALDSET *s.GROCETERIA AND “sy MAUNDRET ; 1038 Col; Ave. Bottom’ « of Sherbiko Hill) OPEN —. “Monday thru Saturday. 8.30 am. to 10.30 p.m. ‘Sunday and Holidays 9.00 a.m, to 10.30 p.m. Groceries, + Tobacco, © Sales © Service © instalation: 365-6512 Top Quality ep (le Building & Remodel- Pulpit and Pew By Pastor DONALD W. REED One of my church -mem- bers, who has come to recog- ize my affinity for cartoons, ade me a presentation some eeks ago. It’s an Al Kayfman rawing, very simple and very xplicit. ¥ A mostly-bald cleric is Z seated at a rough hewn plank E desk. A candle is burning gbeside him and with quill in Shand, he is writing on a manu- Sseript. To the side of the desk and behind him is a modern file gcabinet. The top drawer is clearly labelled, “SACRED", while the second: drawer down SSACRED.” ~ 3 Probably if I had been con- ceiving the cartoon, I would, Shave added a third drawer Snarked “SECULAR” while a fourth drawer would display the label, “GROSS SECULAR.” Those kind of distinctions are commonly made, just as we , talk about big lies and little lies, or mortal sins and venial sins. But are such distinctions really valid? A lie is a lie is a lie and p though there may be degrees of sin, sin is sin in the sight of God. Now my dictionary defines sacred as ‘devoted or dedicated toa deity or to some religious purpose; consecrated; holy’. Similarly of secular it says, “pertaining to worldly things or things not regarded as religious or sacred’. All well and good, but is there really’ a difference is just as clearly marked “TOP! ~‘anymore than there is a differ-° ence between ‘sacred’ and ‘top sacred’? Is not all life sacred? Some would propose that the man of the world's employ- ment is secular while the service of God is sacred;‘ that housework or manual labor is- Undercover Dog Catcher He stalks the town by night. Residents don’t know his name ‘or where he comes from. He can strike at any time and Tretreat quickly into the dark- ness. He's the undercover ‘ba catcher. Les Borrowing from the world of espionage to solve its canine woes, the town of Waukomis, Okla. has hired a man whose identity is concealed from all but his employers. A town official. said the community, located in north- central Oklahoma, has taken the extraordinary measure be- cause it has had trouble keep- ing dog catchers. > -A former dog catcher had his life threatened and city em- ployees asked to fill the post. have faced threats and abuse from neighbors, | church ‘A'S ST. RIT, CATHOLIC CHURCH directory | GRACE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. 8un., 16— eeptiey se Shoal Sun., Sept. 1 Rally Day § Service of D secular as opposed to church attendance.and worship which is sacred. I challenge the validity of such distinctions. All honest and honorable labor is sacred - just as sacred as the study and service of pastor or priest, It is just because wé com- partmentalize life that we cre- ate so many contradictions for ourselves, Easter and possibly Christmas are ‘top sacred’; every other Sunday we reduce ~ to the level of merely ‘sacred’ if not in fact ‘secular’. ‘sacred’ moment at” a .. civic function or a school graduation - we call it-the ‘Invocation’. By the same token we have our moments of silence on Remem- brance Day or we’ treat our mothers with a sanctimonious - [RQ - patronage on. Mother's Day. Likewise we (some of us, at least) mark off an hour on Sun- * day for ‘worship’ or offer a little . ‘grace’ before each meal. All the while, if the truth were known, we are completely ‘worldly’ at heart and doing nothing’ more nor less than playing. games. The Bible gives this in- struction, "Whether therefore you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory-af God." That kind of behaviour would once and for all obliter- ate the false’ distinctions ‘ be- tween ‘sacred’ and ‘secular’. Worship 8 Wi ~ Bible § in! vack Shock Ph. 365-2580 Rev. Michael Guinan Ph. 365-7143 Satuday Night Mass 7 p.m. Sunday Mesoes at 8a.m. and 10a. ST. MARIA GORETTI Genelle 12 Noon CALVARY BAPTIST CHURCH Office 365-3430 Rev, Donald W. Reed -.. 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SERVICE ° Sump & Septic Tank Pumping PHONE 365-5013 1800 South 4th Ave. + Castlegar - NOW OPEN » Next to Central of Food M ‘ 110 a 7th Ave., S. -) Oryou may dial 965-9231 | fi Yes! Now: you_ may also purchase. your Quasar. Col- our TV from Wayne's, Wayne's TV Service 3! CASTLEGAR * ~ CUSTOM : UPHOLSTERY ~. Furniture ‘Recovering <-Carpe?: & Draperies = Phone’ 365-5636 ptosis oan BURT CAMPBELL . "Publisher , - RYON GUEDES, Ealtor R “ere let the roots joplos feltman eredby and unbribed by gain” a Thuteday. Morning, September. 15, 1977 Generosity Without Taxation | When you don't have to pay ‘taxes,’ contributing anything to the community puts you in a generous light, That's the enviable position into which B.C. Hydro has managed to maneuver itself in the areas affected by the Columbla River. Treaty. Bound by neither the ‘Municipal ‘Act nor’. ‘the Regional Hospital Districts Act—and, through ‘a: 1968 cabinet order-in-council, exempt from the Public Schools Act—the power authority is allowed but not required ‘by the B.C. Hydro and Power Authority Act to make grants instead of paying taxes, This It has also resulted in Hydro’s owner- ship of many valuable pieces of expropriated lakeshore property for which there are'no such ’ “companies over, there Hydro’ 's construction of a community centre . for Edgewood when the village was moved to higher ground before the flooding of the Arrow Lakes, although residents Jacked a sufficient tax base to-maintain it. Ithes resulted in Hydro’s payment of $1,910 to the City of Castlegar on a parcel of.” leased land: while no grant ‘is made. for improvements assessed at $8,075,760 at the south half of the Keenleyside Dam which is , within the city limits. Disenchanted .. .. Many people across the country enchanted at this point with the present Federal jovernment’s handling of the. economy, the escalation of government payrolls and govern- ent spending, immigration policy, : anti-in- tion controls, unemployment, and others. © ‘Yet when the chips go down, disgruntled iberals, and a good many Tories who will hate themselves but feel that they love their country more, will go to the polls and vote Liberal, to ‘show, by the only means they think they ean see ’- available—a strong front. —Western News (Vancouver) full taxes. assessment figures. Company pollcy, Hydro has argued, is “to pay grants equivalent to the mynicipal and local tax levies which a privately-owned | utillty would pay on its properties, : _. The company has other arguments, One * fs that Hydro should not be expected to pay taxes in certain arcas where it supplies its own roads, utilities and social services. Another is that taxes are a cost which must be reflected in the price of its product. They ate easy arguments to attack: No formula has been applied in the’ of the grants. The ‘company _Makes no grants to school’ districts, or: hospital districts and grants to municipali- ties vary in proximity to the assessed value. Grants.to regional districts are negligible, and are paid indirectly through deductions from tax requisitions. ; <.- The only comparable private atility, West Kootenay Power, has generating facilities along the Kootenay River near Hydro’s Kootenay Canal Project, but pays In the rural. areas many property are dis- owners provide their own access, water and access roads and make no,demands on local services, but pay full taxes. ~ ts “And the cost of power to B.C. Hydro customers is about. twice that paid by customers of West Kootenay Power. Grants and taxes amount to more than 7 per cent of Hydro’s total expenses. ‘Unfortunately, Hydro’s failure to make significant contributions to the cgmmiunities it affects stems not from those :arguments but from its right to choose'not to pay. The mein: problem. those ‘communities face in ‘contribution: is ®. more i the « provi: remove that right. <--- Cigarettes. Now Made of Wood Smoke B.C. Forest Products By CHRISTOPHER DAFOE (From a regular column in “the ‘Vancouver Sun). ‘I SEE BY THE BRITISH papers that all the big tobaces jaye -launched new brands of cigar- ettes that contain . something yealled “new smoking material”, Geffing | Married! Wedding Invifations This new tobacco substitute is, I understand, derived “from ~ wood, There. -have, "of . course, been cigarettes. on ‘the. market. ? for years that taste'as if they. ‘were made of one ‘part tobacco: * to three parts’ sawdust, but many who have tried the new gaspers claim that the taste of timber is subtle and. subdued. Woodpeckers love them,-’ al- ting: + though’ some. smokers claim that’ the new brands taste like a house fire- There have, reports that'sprinkler systems are often activated whenever < gathered together... ‘the B.C. timber industry. ‘After all, if our’ over-priced: two-by- ‘fours : won't ‘sell’ in © world ; markets, ywhy: not: grind 3 vp and sell them as tobacco? 18: THE ; firm: of " MacMillan Bloedel aware of this possible bonanza? Are steps, already being taken to secure contracts with: Play- er’e, Benson and. Hedges and the‘other cigarette kingpins? If the smokers of Great. Britain ‘are going tosmoke oe 2 they in fact, been:-~ . two or three chain smokers. are Local addicts may deplore i the possible advent of the new . wood-based cigarettes. on the local market, but the invention of this particular form of ersatz "4 tobacco must be good news for. snare ALJ. Shankland & Co, CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS -- CRANBROOK, CRESTON, NELSON announce the. opening of. an ‘office in: Castlegar at 33 Pine Street ~ above Bank ot _ -right here in B.C. who have the ‘ability to make cigarettes that’ care just.as evil-tasting as any- thing” produced evetscan If _ switch ‘than fight?: Light up a - Mac-Blo, the cigarette! with a: taste as big as the. great out- * doors. and awallop to match the By ROGER. SIMON (A column in the Chicago Sun- Times) FOR $495, VIGILANTE Magazine +The, Magazine of Personal Security. - you the’ perfect wedding, anni- versary or christmas gift. It is ; the plans for an actual, working gallows from. which ‘you .can anyone you like. : “For $49.95 we. will-send the precut: lumber and hard- ware for a one-sixth scale model gallows,” Everett Moore, pub- lisher: of Vigilante, . told ‘me. “But, heck, all you have to do is multiply by six the real thing!” - Since I am ‘a sucker for ‘mail-order gifts, I sent away for pet makes ‘clear..that Moore jot ‘of people . to many by’ six. and build the real thing. “This book ‘is respectfally dedicated, to. America’s REAL criminals,”’it''reads, ““Govern- ment traitors and bureaucratic (parasites.. May. it serve as a. grim reminder of hat wuld insurance agent or: lawyer ‘or the ‘other “onpleasant ‘people you know..'let's ‘say you just But since’ we’ didn’t want -to ‘dishonor; G.I... Joe's. military for.his head.” ‘The ‘advertising copy for xy inake prnithaedes Thee make a very for your. boy. to complete: his able to build a. part of history. NowI tee that you think Everett Moore is kidding about all this. I-know you think that he is: distributing: the: gallows: kit‘as’a ‘giant tongue in-check joke. But you are wrong. Mr. *pusL ic * STHE CROSSROADS ort THE EKOOTENAYS"” CASTLEGAR NEWS FOUNDED S ON AUGUST 7, 1947, BY L.V. sate CAMPBELL’ “RYON GUEDES, EDITOR. gonee ADVERTISING. MGR. > puRT CAMPBELL, PUBLISHER ‘News is $ ‘pera. T eee co ac: x ae RENE BRODMAN, SHOP FOREMAN © ans.) Lois HUGHES, NEWS EDITOR ls ey cans ‘an issue. Second-cl nd-class mall roglatration “number 001 astlegar N ow I corresy rin ishing ofan erroneous itern, together, with reasot balance of th averieanent wil TONG ber of the -Avdlt Bureau of Circulatlons, jor: The Editor, Cast! ‘Comm the Bit Co Columb ‘and Yukon Cactingor tac Newspapers ‘Association. pond ould be addi ore eter ublication must ‘mut be etighed with the correct name. A bea tat ia in request, but the correct, nam: Drawer.3007, d add 19 Must be submitt ts of brevity, ones taste, ete. law says... Headlines: from the front of-the Castlegar News of will send hang ‘just about anything or: Moore's ay is: aoe pi “Better that I should go on trial: than ©" somebody go.0n trial tor killing e for killing . somebody, me.” ' Vigilante | has published. three .iasues and its circulation has increased fivefold. The first issue carried ‘helpful hints: on ‘the use’ of ‘the shotgun.: The’. el : with all this, Moore would be a: my. gallows plan. The dedica- - a “my wile,”: romantic’ reminder of the Old ‘West.” The ‘plans for the gallows: include not only how to make a 2): 18-Joop ‘hangman's noose, but.” how to judge how far to let the. body drop through the trap door. “Not enough rope. and it will not break the neck,” Moore said, “Too much and it Pulls the of head off <3; “YOU ‘WILL THINK: THAT. real advocate of capital punish- mont, But is not. "His reasoning is unique: I’ will let it stand ‘by itself: v. “Let's say: I-walk in my, house ‘and someone is raping. Moore ‘said. .“The ideal thing is for me to take out ; a gun and kill the person. I am * the perfect executioner. “But: let's: say I call the” - police, and: the: poor - man ‘is. ‘arrested and everybody starts the ‘elderly could. cripple. toe attachers with’canes, And the” current. issue. offers’ ‘atep-by- step instructions. for knife < fighting. The first. two peices of ws killing + morally an religiously rsh in ‘. writing about what he was like << In’ grade: school and how mis- | understood he. is and his. wife's ‘ou ‘see, already he is ympathy. 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