Oa EG AR NEWS, ‘Thursday, January 27, 1977 Psychologist Helps Direct Survey ‘Children’s Shows Aggressive ,. Children's Saturday morn- ‘dng television programs are filled with violence, and the number of aggressive acts ‘Appears to be on the rise, according toa researcher at the State University of New York, ‘Susan Harvey, a graduate student. in psychology who helped direct a survey . of children's programs from the 1975-76 TV season, has found that the programs studied averaged one act of violence or aggression every two minutes, Some programs, such as The Pink Panther -and Bugs’ Bunny,’ averaged ‘one act of aggression per minute. The frequency of aggres- ston had nearly doubled from: the previous television season, “There was a statistically. sig- nificant increase in aggression,” Harvey said recently, In looking for’ postive, or “pro-social,” behaviors in the programs, the researchers found episodes of altruism and kindness to be relatively rare. They found also that males took about 77 per, cent.of the human roles in the shows, and $2 per cent of the roles were given to whites. Researchers taped the pro- grams on the three commercial U.S, networks for a typical Saturday morning during Oc- tober, 1975. They then analyzed the shows minute-by-minute for acts of aggression, which they define as “acts involving the use of force, threat of force or intent of force against others.” They looked also for a variety of altruistic acts, such as sharing, co-operation, ex- pressions’ of sympathy, re- sistance to temptation ,and control of aggressive impulses. They found an average of e116 aggressive acts per half hour of actual program time during the 24 half-hour periods surveyed. The average for altruistic acts was 4.9 per half hour. NBC programs, on the average, were the most violent, with 18,88 acts of aggression per half hour. For CBS, -the average was 10.63 acts per half hour and for ABC it was-10,31. The Public Broadcasting Service programs surveyed had less than one-quarter a3 much aggression {an average of 1.44 acts per half hour). Needs of Area in Arts Field Selkirk Seeks to Discover Ideas for the development of arts programs in the region were discussed at the Selkirk College Council meeting on Wednesday night of last week. Basically, the college wishes to discover the interests and needs of the area in tho arts field. At present, a program is being established in Nelson by Jack Anderson, a man-with a varied background in the Koot- enay arts scene, who. is de- veloping and offering to the community a seriés of arts and crafts courses which will run to «the end of March, At the end of, the program, he will submit a report to the college sum- marizing the results and in- dicating the future prospects of more such programs. Principal Mitch Anderson said, “We hope to use Ander- son's work:.as a model for extending similar services into other areas. We are looking at the whole spectrum of the visual and performing arts and will use the results of this Community Arts Program to determine our ‘direction and ~ approach, Councillor Wallace com- mented that he felt’ many . «'. By Gerald Wright courses of ‘this nature were being duplicated .by various organizations. Nan Hendrle, a :new council member responded saying, “the school board Is making efforts to avoid duplica- tion of courses, unfortunately the recreation commission has in the Past offered similar nurses.” Principal Anderson sald, “Our intent (Seikirk’s and the schoo! board's) is to compliment each other in course offerings.” ‘The finarice committee re- ported that a budget has been developed for another year of oepration at Notre Dame Uni- versity.-On the assumption that operation will be exactly the same as last year, the budget was expanded from the $163,- 000 over seven months for 1976-77 to $872,346 over 12 months for 1977-78, beginning April 1, Mr. Anderson said, “this. | budget was created without a detailed review or analysis of the current operation and as- sumes the same conditions as this year." Included in the above amount {is $118,000 for rental. facilities, which is fun- nelled from: the ‘government Ahroue Selkirk College to ND. " ‘etter was received porn “Learning to Share—An Art Al lts Cw ‘The sudden glare of a light wakened me from where I lay ‘shivering and half-asleep on the narrow canvas cot, For perhaps’ three hours now I had been trying to sleep in th's ramshackle building on the edge of a little northern Alberta town. meee : Each time I dozed off some- thing wakened me. If it wasn’t the noise. it was: the chilly air filtering through my ‘suit jac- ket. and raincoat. The manage- ment of this place provided ho bed covers. Now’ someone had switched on the light bulb directly above me. As my eyes’ grew: accus-: tomed to the glare I saw a face I was sure I knew. : The pleasure of recognition drove away my. discomfort for PEITHT. PHOTOS . SOLOHd LUILLId , The Latest In Fully Automatic _ Electronic Cameras Complete with 1.8 Lens and Case $320.00 | PETTITT PHOTOS PETTITT PHOTOS PETTITT PHOTOS SOLOHd L1LL3d a moment. “Hello Leo,” I said warmly and Waited for him to Tecognize me. He e just stared back incom- prehendingl “Sorry chum,” he said, “I'm afraid you've got oa ” ‘Aren't you Leo Charette?” I asked, still sure I'd known him in northern Saskatchewan the previous winter. He shook his head in a friend- Jy way and told me his real name. It had a French sound , too but it wasn't Charette. He came, he said, from Lac du Biche and had just taken his wife toa nearby hospital. She was going to have a baby. He was sorry he was so late get- ting in, but I was sleeping on To understand this sary you have to realize that in north- em Alberta: they don't do things quite the same way they do them in Toronto or. Winni- eg or Vancouver. I had hitch-hiked into this little place in the Peace River ‘district. the evening before with a commercial traveller who was going no farther that night. Finding all the regular ac- commodation in town: filled up, Land a benighted construc- tion mechanic in the same fix as myself, had .taken refuge “from the northern night air in this ramshackle place called thé Old Home Cafe. COMMUNITY~ Bulletin Board ADULT ACTIVITY CENTRE CLOSING - - The Adult Activity Centre will be closing Feb. 15 for extensive program and structural changes. We will be closed for at least one month and we urge our friends to do their gift shopping now. We will have + some very special things for Valentine’s Day. STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART Your Castlegar Heart Unit needs YOU. Maybe " Life-Saver! YOU would be willing to “Walk for Heart” during February Heart Month! If you could pledge an hour of your time to canvass on Heart Sunday, Feb. 20, please -eall Mrs, Margaret Pryce, campaign chairman, at 365-8058. Or call Mrs. Wendy Ferguson-Davie at 965-3274 or Mrs. Jackie McNabb. at 1, 905-8695. Bea : BAKE SALE : An Ootischenia Ladies bake sale is to is held at Safeway this Saturday (Jan. 29) at 10 a.m. PYTHIAN SISTERS MEET ~The Pythian Sisters (Kootenay Temple No. 87) ‘meet in the Twin Rivers Hall on the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of every month. ,HEART MONTH February is Heart, Month, Watch next week's -paper for schedule of events. NATURE IN WINTER West Kootenay Naturalists Association presents “Nature in Winter” this Sunday (Jan. 30). Anyone interested meet at Super-Valu parking lot in Nelson at Despite’ its _comfortable~ sounding name, the Old Home Cafe resembled no home in which I had ever eaten. It was not even old, just poorly-built. The sticky prairie gumbo on the cafe floor was nearly as thick as it was on the street outside. The bellowing of the juke box and the thumping of feet by the rowdy clientele did not make for easy sleep. The cardboard partitions between the inner “rooms” did nothing at all to keep out the noise, For perhaps the first hour after lying down, T slept from sheer weariness. Then the mu- sic, the thumping of feet, the loud singing and the cold night air, began to waken me every few minutes, This last intrusion seemed 1 p.m. or Kokanee Nature House al Kokanee Campsite, -at2 p.m. Agenda will include a short nature stroll and... winter slides with coffee and cookies to follow. How Do You Audition A Shaggy Sheep Dog? How does a movie pro- ducer audition eep dog? “The Sar xplains P ducer of ahs aan D.A. “I look: for “personality, appeal. How does the dog react? Does it cower? Or does it respond appealingly to every situation?" Anderson interviewed a dozen Old English sheep dogs before finding Ollie, managed by veteran film trainer Hank Cowles. The producer re- sponded as though he had uncovered a new Jack Nichol- son, y “He -was the largest, prettiest and best behaved of all the dogs,” said Anderson. “Nothing bothered him. He was loving and he minded. Perfect!” The next problem: Teach- ing Ollie to talk. Such challenges are com- mon at Walt -Disney Pro- ductions. Ollie talks, as movie goers can observe in The Shaggy D.A., which is playing across the U.S,-and Canada this month, Anderson is well qualified for unique film problems, He has. worked at the Disney studios since 1943. His recent * films. include The’ Strongest Man in the World, The Apple Dumpling Gang and Treasure .. of. Matecumbe: T woild © detney cat the studio's ae! fern swan ‘song-a: ne . make of one- of. Disney's most: successful films, The Shaggy’ Dog. “In the original picture the dog only talked in.a couple of scenes,” said Anderson. “The way they did it was to shoot the dog in profile and have someone “work his mouth’ with a finger. We thought of doing that with Ollie, but Art -Vitarelli, who was going to direct the second- . -unit stunts, said: “That dog will bite your finger off.’ “Next, we tried masks, but the. masks didn't seem right. Our director, Bob Stevenson, - suggested cutting the dog talk, but I thought there must be * some way to do it. Either the . dog could be taught to'‘speak'—: by opening and closing his mouth—or he could chew.” The chewing gambit’ didn’t work, but the “speaking” did—~ with help from the Disney magicians, Tests were shot of Ollie opening and closing: his mouth, first’ at normal: film speed, then double and triple. . The slow-motion frames were *put on a printer and carefully selected by ‘an editor trained in cartoon animation. The result: Ollie speaks.’ What’s going on at SELKIRK COLLEGE. THURSDAY, January 2 “e Basketball: + (Castlegar: Campus). soz 1.@. Hockey: Sel Arena 8 p. SUNDAY, Tasty, 30 TUESDAY, February 1 2 WEDNESDAY, February -2- who \V/ 27 Selkirk vs Nelson at Kinnaird Jr. Secondary School 8 p.m. FRIDAY, January 28 and SATURDAY, January 29 e Basketball: Selkirk vs Okanagan at Selkirk Gym Saints vs Intermediates at Cnategse e Selkirk College Film Festival es “Elvira Maegan directed by Bo Wideberg, Castle Theatre 2 @ Tuesday Night al the Movies—Documentary Series, featuring “The Art of Berl Haanstra”, a composite.of this Dutch film-makers best works, including “Glas” Ef "Sailing". Main Lounge (Castlegar Campus) 8. ‘6 Canadian Writer Series ‘presents ay public ‘egating by: teacher, novelist and movalist Ruy: 4 - Lounge (Castlegar Campus) 1 p.m. Wiebe. Faculty For More Information Contact SELKIRK COLLEGE 11] 365-7292 (Lécal 283) too much. This man was accus- ing me of taking his bed. It was the kind of situation which could drive even a fairly © peacable man to fight, and a fight there would have been but for one thing. The new claimant to the bed was a halt-breed. One thing that. most stories about: our half-breeds or Metis don't tell . you, is that they are perhaps the most generous-hearted of all the racial mixtdres that make up the people of Canada, _ Looking back on it, what really: happened still seems _ almost a miracle. This tall, slim: half-Indian' whom I had. - ‘at first thought I gotablishment of an Electrical Apprenticeship program at Sel- kirk College which would allow apprentices in local industry to receive training locally. The proposal is to be discussed with the B.C. Apprenticeship Train- ‘ing agency and if the program is approved, then capital bud- get changes for the college to accommodate the program will be-analyzed. What was considered to be arealistic demand of a 15.07 per cent. increase over last year's operating budget was outlined in a letter sent toEducation Minister Pat McGeer. “Outside of reducing ser- vice to the community, which is ‘violently opposed by council,” said Mr. Anderson, “everything possible was done to meet the smiled at me.-He reached 6ut a strong wiry hand and said. , “Come'on.-Let's shake and be + friends-I'see- by- your -bitton’ that -you're ‘a -veteran‘and'sb’ . am ‘1.-If we could be chums” over there we can be chums here too. “You paid for tne bed and ‘50° did I. So why can't we share it? There's room for both of us Af we squeeze over.” It was a thought that would never have occurred to me. The cot couldn’t have been any wider ‘than 24 inches at the most. But the man's sincerity and his efforts to be generous disarmed me completely: Suiting ‘his actions to his words, he unlaced his boots and kicked them off..Then he eased himself down onto the ‘eanvas beside me, taking care not, to push me over the other side onto the floor. the way he did it, anyone : could see that he had spent a ‘ good deal of his life sleeping ona 24-inch canvas cot. A real miracle happened when, within perhaps three minutes of lying down, he drop- ped off into a sound slumber. I might add that the miracle happened only to him. Unfor- tunately, I had never. learned to sleep on.12 inches of canvas. Every time I breathed, the expansion of my body left me teetering on the outside rim of the cot. To prevent my. Lerashing onto the floor, I'kept: one arm thrust over the side as abrace. Just when it seemed Tcould stay. there no longer, I would recover my balance, and some- :- how was like lying dh a. foot-wide ledge ‘near the top of a 2,000- foot mountain. Sleep was impossible:. ‘No- ticing that the early forthem day was already dawning, I , gave up the struggle and let myself roll gently off onto the ating on my. shoes, “which” were the only part of my cloth- ing I'd removed, ‘I tiptoed quietly out of the room. As I feft, 1 took a last: glance at ~w my sleeping Metis friend. ‘Thete was a look of aksolute “bliss on his dusky counten- « ance. T guess there are some things b_about living you can’t ena : vin just one night. te tee eee tt ee ee ee _ Entertainment “Pages : 3 ‘News and. Ads. Deadline 5:p.m. Mondays IEXRREERESESEER minister's Approval was given to submita Tequett to the govern: it. variety,iof ean Among,them were renovations to classrooms on. both cam- puses, paving of the Castlegar . campus lower parking lot, the construction of two tennis courts, and equipment and sup- plies storage and workshop buildings on the Nelson and Castlegar campuses.’ © Escape Artist Beats Record | Set by Houdini * ‘Timo ‘Tuomivaara, a Fin- nish escape artist who models himself after. the late Harry: Houdini, recently claimed the world record in freeing himself ~ from a straitjacket and hand- euffs. He performed the stunt in .81 seconds in a- closed high- speed elevator in the southern Finnish town of Tampere. The. previous known. re- - * cord was. held by Italian-born Mario Manzini, who performed the same act in 60 seconds in an elevator in New York's Empire’ State. Building ‘on Nov. 3, Tuomivaara-said after his suc- cessful act. He said the key to the trick is dislocating- one’s: shoulder, and putting it back again. “I have-practiced it. for seven years- and only, now I master it pretty fast,” 88-year: old Tuomivaara said. ° But the: trick” has its dis- advantages, “Rheumatism is one, and I felt. it painfully- last winter when it took me eight minutes to get free from the straitjacket and handeuffs. hanging « 100 yards high in the air by my feet from a helicopter. in minus 15 degrees Celsius weather,” Tu- omivaara said. A student common build. ing ‘composed of two 12' x 60' trailers was proposed, to com: plement the existing dorms. Merriman Music © The Underdog store that doesn’t have much, but will bust bananas to get it for you. : Merriman Music 527A - 7th Ave. 5, Ph. 365-251 Matinee i "WINGS: of CHANCE! An elegant sate-cracker: (wi would-be con men and a dedicate da-gooder, in a race to rob Ihe loughest sale in th HARRY “ WALTER | i GOTO NE ORK Invites you to” Participate in ‘these Functions: ie DECISION. 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If you must eondenin and eternally find fault, resign your position and when you are on the outside, damn to your heart's content, But so long as you are a part of the company, do {not condemn it, If you do, the firat high wind that comes along will flow you away and you wil Rover, ‘know why.” + {Dear Ann: Am becoming eoutaly o my old age? It seems I am getting more and'more upset by the deplorable lack of manners land social graces among our young people. My nieces and nephews have never bothered to thank me for the countless gifts I have sent them over the. years, Can you ‘imagine a college sophemiare who doesn't writé a note or make a iphone call to a birthday or Cl cheque? Granted, their mother should have taught’ them better, but ‘fines she was remiss in her duty, why don't the schools initiate a urse in social. etiquette so our young people won't . be handicapped in later years and looked ‘upon as ignoramuses? Am I’mid-Victorian to expéct a sign of appreciation from ; ieces and nephews to whom I have given so much? Or am I just ‘in crazy to continue to give them presents and cheques when hey never respond? —No Thanks ; swer: Crazy? No, but anyone who continues to send gifts year Miter year to people who don't acknowledge them—well, chump is ithe word that comes to my mind. Moreover, when you overlook. fuch tacky: behavior. you condono it. Yes, I believe schools’ should teach. “manners,” but nfortunately, teachers can't ride herd on kids the way a mother ge cand of often this is Precisely | what is needed, | Dear Ann: When | was 16 I moved i in with a man who was 25, Everyone assumes Sam and I are married. | -We now have three children. Sam is crazy about the kids and they. adore. him. We get along well,-except when I. mention marriage, Then he save, *We can’t. It'll get.in the papers and ruin me.” f Ifeomething should happen to Sam, his sisters and his mother might be entitled to everything he has. I don't. want to mention this to Sam because it might look like Tm aie his money. Please tell me what to. do” i *-" —Worried Sick Answer: See a lawyer immediately and learn how a secret marriage can be performed. Then tell’ Sam: he is invited to a ml you please say nee to him, and to others who have - fanfare or mourn: on British TV, Germonimo ‘ thrilling his audiences by slith- ering up toa glass of milk and Ing, the 4-% ounce, 11-" inch’ mollusk went to mest its maker sin Britain at the age of six. * Goronimo died at the home of his owner, Chris Hudson, 20, who had reared him from birth. Geronimo's death has also terminated Hudgon's stage ca- reer. While the snail was alive, hoand his master would appear * taking a drink. It wasn't cholesterol or. disease that brought down the giant snail, A veterinarian sald’ Geronimo’s death was due to natural causes. But Geronimo will live on, after a fashion. His shell is to be ° presented to the Natural: His- tory Museum in London. Charting your life Bill Smiley HAD the "flu this week and took a couple of days off work. That made 10 days in the last 15 years on the job.., And I rediscovered the reason I will, time and again, totter off to work when I’m practi- cally on my hands and knees with some ailment. - It's because I nearly.go out of my skull with boredom when I'm home sick. I'm not saying my wife isn’t a delightful conversationalist ora charming companion. Sheis. But when you have the *flu you want neither delight nor charm. You just want to be left atone like an old dog,” to live or. die as the Lord > decides. She won't leave me alone. : She brings me a big breakfast to bed when alll really want is a sharp harikari knife. 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After wading through three sac- charine endorsements from people whose whole life she had changed, I went on to this: ‘*You too can follow in -the footsteps of Lee, Mark and Doris. Youcandefincand attain your own success."” Stseems that all you have to dois make a chart, divided into three periods, each repre- senting a third of your life, beginning at the age of five, Then you list three successes *. for each period and opposite strength'up:"Havé you taken ~” your’ antio-biotic pills, ‘dear?’ Maybe you'shatild watch TV >: for awhile to keep: up. Would you like another cup of tea? ~ I don’t want another cup of four spirits ;~ + tea. ’mdrowing in it already. I don’t want any sardines on toast, or cheese bits in the ‘oven, or nice tasty soup. My pills -make’ me dizzy. makes me want to throw up. | This has got to be the swine flu. Am really avin or willl just be paral for life. Does God rea really exist? If He . does; why is He dumping this “ on me? ‘Well, allthat is bad enough. © But during this session, the. worst happened. I ran out of : reading material: By the end of Day Two I had whipped through three library books, two daily papers twice a day,- -and half-a-dozen weeklies; a couple of news magazines, and the ‘directions on’ the- cereal. box,-in English and | French. The inevitable occurred. I was’ forced \to read one of those women's | magazines that my. wife buys-occasion- ally at the supermarket, when - she sees an interesting recipe. It plunged me into an even deeper, almost suicidal, de- pression. each, list why it was a success for you. Out of sheer ennui, I started a chart, In-the first period; from five to 15, I could think of gnly onesuccess. L won one |. fight‘with a belligerent urchi: named George Cornell, with : whom I tangled frequently. It was a success for me because _ it was the only « one Lever.did- “wine In the second period, from." 15 to 30, again 1 could think of only one success: I learned. _to fly an airplane. But ‘this’ a8 “wasn't such a great success*- since, because of it, I spent a»; stretch in a German prison camp. Inthethird period, from 30°‘: : on, couldn't think ofa single - success. ie @& News-.. ‘paper. editor through sheer. accidnet. All that got me was 10 years laboring as a‘galley slave to pay off the RCO FLOUR ‘SPAGHETTI or ~ MACARONI. CATELU” CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, January 27, 1977 At Central Food Mart, we aim to please... . and we ‘prove it each week with rock-bottom food prices! CHUCK STEAK ===" A. 67: POT ROAST OF BEEF, MATURE GRAIN FED BEEF GRADE .. : A . 67: PORK BUTT ROASTS ==. . ASTING CHICKEN =<7=. RK CUTLETS COTTAGE ROLLS SHORTENING Ib. $1.59 3 « $1.60 | PILCHA se “EMPIRE GOVERN. APPROVED FIVE. ROSES \ HOT. 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Departnient purely ‘because nobody else was - qualified. became a syndicated col- umnist dy chance. “All ‘that gets me is a deadline hanging about my neck like a'big old albatross, By the time Yd fi nished making out the chart, I re- alized, not for the first time, °° that I wasan utter failure, and that it was going to take a lote more than a chart to change things, ©” It was then that I made my one and ony resolution. for. - (977. all QUICK OATS. BABY FOOD “HEINZ: STRAI = PUDDINGS LAURA SECORD «... KOTEX as 396 | 5.8 $1.19 | 206 8. 49 5 89 FABRIC SOFTENER RAIN BARREL 48 OZ. *TcaRROTS 28 49s » years. “ au ever again, “~ -should I be forced to peruse nothing. more exciting. than a the small print on tubes, ead another woman! "Ss resolve, I felt a lot better, and. next morning: was back at work. 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