CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, May 7, 1964 -

THIS WEEK
AND NEXT

. By RAY ARGYLE

The two most important
Republican presidential pri-
maries of the year will be

run off with-
dn the next
month — in
Oregon May
15 and in
c ali fornig
2. T

Ray Argyle
Barry Goldwater in Cali-
fornia.

And the only reason Gold
water will probably win in
California is that Mr. Lodge
—the hardest-running nop-
candidate in the United
States — is not listed on the
California ballot. where no
write: are ailowed and
the contest is limited to
authorized candidatures.

I have recently returned
from a‘swing through these
states, where I talked with
Republican party pros, sea-
soned newspapermen and
many typical voters.

The race for the Republi-
can party nomination is fol-
lowing a curious course in
this presidential election
year. The harder the dé-
elared candidates cam-
paign, the more unpopular

‘major campaigners,
Goldwater .and New York
v. Nelson Rockefeller,
{the Jess enthusiasm they
: appear to bé able to whip
up among the party faith-
it .

This unusual state of
affairs: accounts in large
part for the phenomenal
popularity of Mr. Lodge, the
1960 . Republican - vice-presi-
dential candidate who has
served for the past.year as
U.S, ambassador to South
Vietnam. -

It took Lodge’s upset vic-.
tory in New Hampshire
convince Republican party
pros that gneither. of their
big guns were able to sell
themselves to the rank and
file voter. It also knocked
the stuffings out of. Richard
Nixon's pretentions to the
1964 nomination, - although
his -public support remains
generally. widespread,

As both the California and
Oregon primaries will com-

OLD SOLDIER. Five-star General Douglas MacArthur died
at the age of 84 following’ three’ major operations in a
Washington hospital. He’s shown here returning salute to
U.S. troops during 3 review of occupation forces in Tokyo,
Japan, in 1946,

THE HOME TEAM by Wirth

“i hate spring! All the boys inst stand around day-
dreaming about fishing, seimoning, | boating ..'. 7-<

the stato’s
delegates on the first bal-
lot, Sen. Goldwater : will
have to sweep both of them
to remain in serious con-
tention,

It is clearly evident he
will be unable to carry
Oregon, where the publi
opinion polls give Mr. Lodge
nearly 50 per cent. of the
vote, with the balance split
among five other candi-
dates.

Despite _Mr. Goldwater's
inability to seriously dis-
cuss the political issues that
confront the United States
teday, ‘he probably will
carry Celifornia. It will be
a slender victory, however,
made possible only by the
lunatic fringe of right wing
conservatives and John

_ By BILL SMILEY. ,

Does going to church im:
Prove your golf score? Do
you

‘B + women | live
‘mt Smalley Ienger than
men?

I don’t know how you
Spend Sunday, these fine
spring days, but I got the
answer’ to these questions,
and a few others, last Sun-

day.

Went to church Sunday
morning, and was early,
for once. It was twenty to
eleven when I arrived, and
it’s usually eighteen min-
utes later than that. .

The “reason was. that I

. Was on hand to teach Bible

Class, which ‘begins at
quarter to ten, You guessed

it. The Smileys for about i

the tenth year in a row,
had forgotten to join’ the
to Daylight Saving

~  *

Took advantage of the
extra time to line up golf
game wit: fellow pillar of
congregation. Answer to
question 1: No. I can’t un-
derstand it, but going to
church doesn't improve
your golf. This other good
Anglican and I took on a
couple of Presbyterians
who admitted they'd missed
morning service. They lick-
ed us. Badly,

‘Home at 4 p.m. Sat. in
in sun in yard, lick-
ing golf wounds:

Wife appears. Glares
around yard. Looks mean-
ly at me, then at half-raked
Teaves, half-baked dog who
messes.” everywhere, - cat
who climbs screen on kit-
chen door and ruins -it,
huge ‘branch off oak tree

ig across flower beds,
fence leaning towards us
at 45 degrees.

. lt Happened One Sunday

8ke tells mo we’ ve got
to have a new fence. It'll
cost hundreds of ‘dollars,
I produce.a diversion. Ask
her whether we'll put good
sids of fence in or out, I
suggest out, She. says no,
I rr eay everybody does, She
says I’m crazy. I say, calm.”
ly, she’s ridiculous.
Ow ite

Leap ‘in car >to ‘inspect
fences all over town, Some
faco in, others out, Nobody
will give in.
I give in. -But I'm telling
you right here, answer to
Question 2: Depend:.’on

whether you want to iook °

at. the. nice side, of your
fence, or. want your Role:
bors to see it.

‘Urgent call during. din-

Sidesman needed for
service.

think quickly.. Agree’ re-
Juctantly. Get to church,
Not.a pillar in sight. Not
asinner. Not a choir mem-
ber. Three altar boys,
‘rector on the job. Congre-
gation is. me... Got the
works, including sermon,
. Answer to Question 3.

But rector told a good
_story Inter. One ,elderly
cattle: farmer turned up,
once, for evening service,
- Preacher said, kindly,
“Since you're the. only one
here, perhaps | we'll dis-
pense with the sermon.’

Farmer says, “Well, if 1
loaded" the ‘whole wagon
with feed, and only one old
cow turned up, I think I'd:
feed her.”. Predehar agreed
it was good logic. Went
through ‘entire service, in-
cluding one-hour: sermon.’

When it ended, he asked :

farmer what he: thought.
Latter replied, :“‘Well, if I
Joaded: the ' whole ‘wagon
with feed, and only one old
cow turned up to be fed,
T don’t think I'd dump- ‘the
Ten” wagon in’ front of

And the answer to the

Jast question? . Why ‘do
:.women live ‘longer * than
“men. "Taint original but
‘T'like it. “Because they
don’t have wives.”

She gets sore. ©

Sse

Canadian ‘social worker Doris Clark fnvites you: to wiite

hor about. your. problem. She

swérs letters of ‘genoral

interest in this column but'can’t undertake personal teplies.

DEAR DORIS — All of a
sudden’ my, loving ,husband
of 20 years has started flirt-
ing with other women. The
last time’ we:.were out he
started kissing this girl, and
I could not stand” it any-
more, 80° I< insulted her.

"Later, he sald it was all in

fun.

I have heard ‘of others
having this’ problem when
men reach a certain age. I
am two, people now; a very
frustrated person when
alone, and an actress with

my family.
TWO FACES

DEAR TWO FACES — It
may well be related to his
age, and your, upset re-
action to yours. Hold the
line for that happy. mar-
tings by ignoring it when

he gets kittenish. He'll
level out.

* * *

DEAR DORIS — I have
dated’ 4 certain boy
sionally 'and-I: know't he willl
be asking me to the Grad
Date. I want to go with a
boy from another school.

Should I (1) ask the other
boy and risk facing this one
at the dance and at’ school

he.

If 1 go with him I will prob-

ably feel more “‘in” than if

I went with thé other fellow

who ‘doesn’t know anyone
' from our school.’

Mother feels I should go
to the dance. Your word
will be final.

! GRAD’.

DEAR GRAD—Boy Num-
ber One “is not a ‘steady.
Right?:.Then why: not face
him « happily? “ Don’t for

goodness sake go with him
just ‘so. he'll have a ‘good
time. wath that apereeee
he won't!

Ask Boy. Number Two."

Make every. effort’ to’ be .a
good rhosteds, introducing
hin und... Then’. you'll
both feal ‘in.

ek *

DEAR DORIS—If my som
and his fiancee | address '
thelr wedding invitation to
only my husband and me,
are the rest of the family
automatically included?

MOTHER MOLLIE:

DEAR MOTHER — No.
You assume nothing. If
there are’ other ifaraily,
members to ‘be invited, the
inside envelope iz
addressed:

Mr. and Mrs. Jones

Marion and George

(if the cadres are under
age.)

‘The outside of the enve- _
lope is addressed: : $

Mr. and Mrs, Frank
Jones, 428 Blank Street,
Blanktown.

It there is an adult daugh-
ter or son, she or he gets a
separate invitation.

* * *

To Would - Be - Writer —
“Writing for Young Can- .
ada” is a program
‘to encourage’ Canadian
adults to write stories suit-
able for. boys and girls from
six to:..12: years: of: age.
Short stories, since ones
act plays, :
eligible. For ‘escriptive
brochure .,write ‘to W. J.
Gage Limited, . 1500. Birch-
mount « rd.;* Scarboro,: Or-

WHATS VX
DONE ‘
B\ om CEP

OUR TOWN — By McClelland

BLASTS \THE CHINESE.’ ! During ‘his visit ‘to’ Budapest,
Nikita Khruslichey’ Peeped the Red Chinese’ for’ abandoning
the’ cause of, Communism. and laheled them. as’.“‘heretics,

The ' Soviet ‘premfer::is ‘shown here presenting ‘Russian

decorations. ¢ to) .Hungary’s Premier Janos Kadar-

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parity in ios Angeles
County.

It is becoming increas-
ingly likely, in- fact, that
none of the leading declared
or even undeclared candi-
dates will be nominated by.

y; the Republicans to face
President Johnson this fall.
The following thumb-nail

2 sketches given me by a

' high-ranking Republican

‘authority will help explain

why:

Barry Goldwater — ‘The
most ignorant man in

: American politics today,

‘totally incapable of under-

ding the issues of our
time.”

Gov. Rockefeller—“Prob-
ably the most capable* of
the leading candidates, but

*-a hopeless loser because of
his divorce.”

Richard Nixon — “A man

who will say anything if he
it will win him votes,
but who has in the last four
years ‘personally alienated
every important Republican
leader in the country. pee

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