CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, November 16, 1978
THIS FRIDAY and SATURDAY ONLY!

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PLUMBING & HEATING
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-‘BONER’S ARK

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PORCUPINE, =
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Do You
FEEL?

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MY BACK PAIN, MYUPSET ~
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mort walker & dik browne

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A WOMAN.

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OOOH! IT JUST
HIT ME, TOO!

NOT AFTER:
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UPHOLSTERY

This Adult Fear Outclasses All - @onsumer Facts /

Have you any idea what

‘Agar was rated No. 1 ina recent
‘survey among adults?

* Speaking before a group,

That's right, the anxiety of

ding before an audience

[ “beat out fear of death, fear of

: failing, fear of heights, and fear
of alienation. (Come to think of
: ft, they all mean the same
+ thing.)
p It occurred to me that this
:. year a virtual army of amateur
+ speakers will, for the first time,
: take to the podiums to conduct
- clib meetings, volunteer semi-
nars and instructional classes,
: ‘How do the professionals
handle it?
‘ eas Demand a podium
capable of supporting a dead
: body (yours) up to 187 pounds.
‘Throw yourself over it, being
‘: sure to hook your arm over the
‘microphone so you won't slip
‘away. *
: eas Adhere to the old

‘ wive's tale, “Feed a cold crowd, |

+ starve a speaker.” It cuts down
on spitting up.
: e as Insist ona table near
, the restroom. For some un-
. explained reason, speakers
have a kidney wish.

e as Never read a speech.

: Use note cards which serve a
+ double purpose. You can re-
"sarrange them to fit your audi-
sence and in the event the
‘person who introduces you uses
ithe jokes on your first eight
steards, use the sharp cutting

::edges on your wrists, °

* ~ Believe me, I know what

syou are going through, A-

‘couple of years ago, my son
“brought home a mimeographed

Life on TV's.
Love Boat

‘Claimed All Wet’

TV's “Love Boat’ portrayal
! oflife ona cruise ship is all wet,
: says an expert.

‘The

ing fantasy,” declared Eth-

1 Blum, author of the book

““The Total: Traveler by Ship,”
“That's not what it's like.”

Here are just some of the .

+ distortions, according to Blum:
e Ona “Love Boat” cruise,
there's always an equal number

+ of men and women. In real life

i though, single women outnum- |

: ber men about 4 to 1.

: © \@ Many young, good-look-

ing people take cruises on
- “Love Boat.” But in reality,
‘ most travelers will actually be
Jose to 50, and half will be
raarried couples.
e On the program, spa-
us cabins with double and
size beds are’ standard.
ys ‘is the biggest whopper of
{them all — most cruise ‘ships
terath single beds into tiny
: cabins.
The ship that serves as the
t model for the “Love Boat”
t contains only one king-size bed,
tin the captain's quarters. All
i-those scenes showing luxurious
passenger accommodations are
filmed in a studio.
t e@ Romantic dining by can-
dlelight is the rule on “Love
, Boat.” But there's no way you'll
ever see this on an actual cruise
— candles are a fire hazard.
e Elegant and formal din-
‘ners with different companions
‘every night are standard on
‘TV. “But in real life forget it,”
slaughed Blum. “Today they
‘dress on a ship just the way
‘they would at any casual resort.
On some ships, the men don't
even have to wear ties.”
On “Love Boat," the maitre
d’ always asks guests entering
the dining room where they'd
‘like to sit. ear
“That’s not what happens,”
Blum explained. “You are as-
signed to a table and sit there
for the duration.” :
tx. @ The captain on the show
ralways‘ greets passengers at
the gangplank. This’ is pure
nonsense. A real-life captain is
too‘busy while’ the ship is in
port to even see the passen-
. gers, much less greet them.
And don't expect to meet
the.bartender either, like they
show on the tube. He and other
crew members would be fired if
they fraternized with passen-
tgers, although officers are
allowed to. °
“Chances for an on-board
romance are remote, said Blum.
“You're in a group on a ship —
‘there may be four women and
‘two men. There's a great deal
‘of togetherness, but I doubt
‘anything goes further than the
slounge and just having a good
‘time. ios
"+=" " ‘Love Boat,’ although it
‘Has turned a lot of people on to
‘eruising, does it an injustice."

Erma

Bombeck

memo from schoo! announcing
that the principal was having 12
parents in at a time to “engage
in dialogue about the future of
the school.”

At the beginning of the
meeting, he announced that
before the session was over he

he'd call on them, One by one, I
watched them get it over with.
Questions on what the adminis-
tration was. doing to. raise
standards of education... could
he please interpret the test
scores in relation to those given
the previous year

they
alternatives, such as technical
or vocational classes,

- As a professional speaker,
T waited until he called upon
me, They I casually poked
myself in the eye with a green
felt-tipped pen and stood up to
reveal the back of my dress
which was super-bonded to my
body. I opened my mouth ‘to
discover my tongue had dried
up, causing my lip to shrink, I
cleared my throat, folded my
arms over my chest (the green
ink would never wash out) and

After a century of experi-
mentation, scientists have cre-
ated a new grain that offers
great promise to a hungry
world,

Triticale is a new man-
made cereal grain produced by
scientifically crossing wheat
and rye. It gets its name from

-the Latin term for wheat

‘Triticum’ and rye ‘Secale.’
Triticale has been known
for over a century, but natural
crosses were sterile. Recent
technology, however, has made
it possible for Triticale seed to

production and brings to the
food industry a grain of higher
nutritional value than others
now in use such as wheat, corn
and oats,
. _It has a nutty-like flavor
and is delicious in bread,
cookies, pastries, and pancakes
etc. i
Because of its greater
nutritional value than other
grains, Triticale offers an easy
way to better health.
Christies’ Biscuits have
introduced a new Triticale
Cracker which should be a

seriptwriters are

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