AMAA "5 AES, atee LPNS SRLS FEES veal ‘Owned in Canada by Conedians, Hitchcock Thriller Runs Until Sunday Producer-director Alfred Hitchcock celebrates his Golden ‘ Anniversary—a half century of film making with “Family Plot,” his 53rd motion picture, The screenplay is by Ernest Leh- man from the novel “The Rain- bird Pattern" by Victor Can- ning. Family Plot appears at the Castlegar Theatre Sunday through to Wednesday. Hitchcock fans all have their favorite. story of this master of suspense. Those most mentioned are “The Birds", .“Psycho” and “Life Boat”. Crooks Take Pointers From TV Crime Shows Police shows on television often give convicts ideas for future crimes, a three-month survey at Michigan's maximum- security penitentiary in Mar- quette shows, The study was done by Grant Hendrick, a 31-year-old prisoner who has served five years of a life term. He said he was “really quite surprised” by the results. “I didn’t think tele- vision was that educational in terms of crime.” : Hendrick said nearly 90 per cent of the 208 prisoners he talked’ to claim to have im- proved their criminal talents by watching TV. And 40 per cent say‘ they had actually attempted crimes they first saw on television— although only about-a third of those said they succeeded. The survey was conducted for publication in the Jan. 29 issue of TV Guide magazine. One prisoner said he got . PE) 2 away:vaith a theft inspire yea: G lotta -3 Mission Impossible episode in which a safe was burgled after a false wall was built to conceal the crime. . “He made up a fake wall of canvas and carried it into a store,” Hendrick said. “Then he set it up inside so passersby couldn't see that he was crack- ing the safe. He was success- ful.” Other hints prisoners said * Ga they got from TV- ‘shows, ‘Hendrick said, included “new police investigatory.techniques, types of evidence, and ways to throw police off as far as leaving an. evidentiary trail.” Some prisoners said they plan to put. the ides they - picked up from television to use after they get out. Others said they tock notes while watching police shows, * “I don't know if these “fellows are going to follow through or not,” Hendrick said. “Guys do sit around and talk a & PRAWHG Kee 6 COMMUNITY | Bulletin Board : SENIOR CITIZENS MEETING The Castlegar and District Senior Citizens will hold a regular business meeting in the Centre tedey, (Thurs., April 7) at 2 p.m. PUBLIC FORUM People Interaction, the society for the family and ing in the Castlegar Legion on ‘Tues., April Wat 7:30 p.m. The purpose of the forum ‘is to discuss the need and possibility of hiring a family counsellor for the Castlegar district. Everyone is welcome, especially interested groups. RUMMAGE SALE The ‘Women's Auxiliary to the Castlegar and District Hospital will be holding its. annual spring rummage sale at the Kinnaird Hall Fri., April 22 and Sat., April 23. For pick-up phone 965-8302, 365-6647, or 965-5406 in Robson. LIVE DISCO Castlegar's first live disco! Prizes! Sponsored by the Youth Council, to be held at Kinnaird Hal}, Sat., April 16 from 8 p.m. to 12 midnight, Tickets on sale starting April 4. W.L DAY AND TEA a W.I. Day and Tea will be held in the Nordic Hall on Sat., April 16 from 2 to 4 p.m. Along with the baking, novelties, plant sale, raffle, and “White Elephant”, there will be a door prize and tea. Everyone welcome. SUNFLOWER PLANT CONTEST Don’t forget to enter the Sunflower Plant Growing Contest sponsored by the committee for this year's Sunflower Men's Open Golf Tournament, June 4 and §. For further information, phone 399-4308. WOMEN'S AGLOW LUNCHEON MEETING . There will be a luncheon meeting on Wed., April 13 at the Community Complex at 11 a.m. The speaker will be Val Leiding. Babysitting service is available. For tickets, phone 365-7330 or 365-5443. . BAHAT - Mrs. (Peggy) Evans of Wash. will be giving an informal talk on aspects of the Baha'i Faith on Mon., April 11 at 216- 7th. Ave. N. (basement suite) Castlegar, 7:30 p.m. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Volunteers are needed to work on a one-to-one basis with handicapped adults. Among the duties could be: Supervision of carpentry projects, instruc- tion in the cooking program, assistance with sewing projects or leisure time activities. Call us! Silver Birch Achievement Centre th rgal ions are listed here. ioyeh the courtes Canadian Cellulose’s Interior Qperai rations. Please submit, notices Vairectly to the - Castlegar News by 6 p.m. Mondays. A Public Service of Interior Pulp and Interior Lumber Operations Canadian Cellulose BALANCED ATOP LOG, “forestry student Jeff Thompso1 . CASTLEGAR NE a Y aes Sports Toney Here. compefition held-at the: college last ‘wee! obstacle pole event at the Jesse —Selkirk College Photo Community TV COMMUNITY ACCESS-10 Schedule for Tonight 6:20—A tour of the’ Castlegar Recreation Complex with Pat Metge. 7:15—What is community tele- vision? Presented by the West Kootenay Cable- vision Society. 8:05—Kootenay Exhibition of Visual and ihe Arts. 9:05—German ‘Diary ARTS —— Calendar April 8—Good Friday “Service of Tenebrae” at St. David's Anglican Church at Ts 80 p.m. in Nelson at 8:16 pm. in Castlegar at 2 p.m. April ‘Tto ea Bohobi= Patiage and “Dave PAlexander—Seulpture”, , both graduate shows at the Kootenay School of Art fallery. April 11 to eens Stedle—Printaking” at 5 the Kootenay School, of ast fn * April 18—“Art Sup Velenka! at the National Exhibition Centre in n Castlegar. April 18 to MekinnG Musi Festival—music, speech arts, dancing, and visual arte April 22—Kootenay Charaka Orchestra Concert April 23—Kootenay Chamber Orchestra Concert. in New Denver at 8 3 Pan April 2 Kckaay hanes Orchestra Concert “Couple Use Children To Steal From Stores A couple posing ‘as. vaca- tioners are travelling the U.S. using 12- and 16-year-old sons to steal thousands of dollars” from clothing and jewellery stores, alles. in Los Angeles say. “The boys shave been caught many times. But Los Angeles * April 28—"Bobby. Hales Big Band” coming to Nelson! * ed The next time you're in Trail visit the Trail Art gallery on the second floor of the Kootenay Savings Credit Union. The Trail Art Club has paintings, batik, * graphics and wall hangings on display. Inquire about the painting rental. lems for this bi-monthly feature should be telephoned D. Miller-Tait of til Castle ir and istrict re 0 Somninity Arts Council at 365-' Castlegar Savings Sponsored by’ Credit Union al policeman Jerry Osterholt de- scribes them as great actors who turn on the tears and are released after their parents Promise to counsel them. “They give the appearance “of being a wealthy family,” - Osterholt said. = . “Nothing. but the finest clothes, jewellery. They stay in the best hotels. They. go first class all the way. we “These kids are learning crime does pay, and. very handsomely,” he said. “They - eat out all the time, are always in hotels. They've got to be spending $200 a day just to live.” He said the FBI agreed last week to enter the case and is seeking witnesses to some of, the family’s past crimes. © Police say the family has hit one clothing chain; Casual Corners, 19 times over the past. two years ina number of states. The 12-year-old was caught. earlier this month after pocket- ing $60,000 in diamonds from a jewellery store’ in. the Los Angeles suburb of Woodland Hills, Osterholt said. His _bro- ther was caught stealing from a nearby store, and. the. whole family was carted: off to the police station. The youths told police they were bored’ that’.;day ‘and decided to see who could steal the most, + The parents expressed... A team of Selkirk College forestry students took second place’ in a logger sports com- petition—the first of its kind in the ‘area~held here March 26° and 27, : The event was ‘sponsored by the college's forestry de- partment and. organized. by Norm Hill, a forestry instruc- tional assistant. Teams from Spokane, the B.C. Institute of. Technology and the University tof Idaho tested their skills against those of. the Selkirk . team. ‘The final standings showed Spokane first, with 74 points, Selkirk with 42, BCIT 35, and U. of Idaho 25 points. Spokane won in both men's and women's segments, and Selkirk's women placed a close second, . trailing by one point, : Selkirk. took first place, in the women’s and men’s choker- man's race and a first and third in women’s and men's power saw. The Selkirk women took a second and third in the axe . throw:and a third in double bucking and burling. The men won second place in the under- hand chop and third in the axe throw. “The weekend was, in our ‘opinion and that of the visiting teams, an unqualified success,” coach Hill said. “I would like to see other organizations in this area develop ar interest in this demanding sport.” The Selkirk team will com- pete in Spokane April 8 and 9. Over: 08 p.c. Alcohol Level is arent Forks man a Ba eR a eh Bee a6 i ac) Hea “aeel ident, Tuesd: '"6f Yast week at 2nd St. and "the Ave. S.° Charged is’ William W. Potapoff whose vehicle was in- collision with another driven by Mitchell James Gallaway of Castlegar. Police said the accident occurred when. the Potapoff sedan, which was travelling the centre lane, turned. into the right lane resulting in the col- lision.. No injuries were reported, Total damages have been esti- mated at $250. ‘ Monday Night's -Bridge Club Game Results ~Eleven-and-a-half tables took part in Monday night's - play at. the Joy Keillor Bridge - Club with the following results: North-South With ‘an average, of 120. First, Norm and Les Gallie with” _ 147'4; second, Stan Greenwood and “Phyllis Matteucci with - 137A; third, Lois Cairns ‘and’: Agnes, Charlton with 197; fourth, Joy Keillor and. Dave 5 Theil with 131; fifth, Margaret . Vanderpol and Cecil Chutskoff with:124, —° : East-West With an average of 110. First, Joan-and Norm Com- mand with 133'4; second, Bert, Tyson and Dr. Kirby 0’-. Donaughy with 133; third, Bill Ahrens’ and John Sokolowski with’ 129%; ‘fourth, Don’ and: Lillias_ Poole with 123; fifth, Don’ Ellison: and . Jan Glover with 120. Winners ‘of “beat the © champs”: are Norm and "Les" “LANDERS ‘ Dear + Irecently retired from the Marine Corps after Any Landers: , 30 years’ ‘of ‘Bervice—never married, but lived with a‘number of ATOUE ORVE- WTR Starts THURSDAY! PRIL i ~ Selkirk — Students so Sad Notion; Merrime Musi and the $ ~Si an ist Castles /'s, ‘Stereo "Mi and, horror and + The’ family was then released ~ just as they have been’ similar times over.the past two years, Osterholt said. “God knows how many times they have been caught, come up with the same line and been released.” bat ~ Entertainment Pages News and Ads | Deadline 5.p.m. Mondays. ERE slags Ge “ °° Ist/& 3rd Tuesdays 7:30 P.M. den women. Six ‘months ago, I ‘took ‘unto myself a bride, She Is wonderful,’ but—here's the problem: i Pl swaye.ean dobecs h aprivate place. Not so othe Mrs. She ‘ma prude use I am not complete! about all human functions. ° sara When I lock the bathroom door she gets angry and screams, hens are you ;going ee get over this ridiculous hang-up?”. leve I am right, She insists Tm ‘wrong—and T need psychological help, You. d patna Impasse In Louisville Dear Impasse: There. i. no right or wrong about such matters. ” Each individual must. decide for ‘himself what is acceptable, ° AWbstover Jy. acceptable is “right.” \: 1 Greyhoung: some marriages the. Open Door Policy operates in every e hou: ‘both parties like it that way it's nobody else's lo not like it that way and your wishes should be reapeetadd ¥en are not in need of psychological help. Your wife is, A woma: who is so grossly’ insensitive—not to mention | domineei meant quite a'lot of money. We are people of modest means and I couldn't afford it-until: recently. When I’went to the Greyhound bus station to purchase the tickets, J was informed I could ride free. All needed wasa written statement: from my brother's doctor stating that he needed the jessistance: ‘of adother person in order to make the trip. Greyhound alls this.their.‘Helping Hand Service.” Several Greyhound terminals along the way had specially "built /_FAMpS; and even booths designed forbes people. You can't imagine what the means to individuals who are left out of so because the world forgets about them. |. —Grateful irateful: In my 21 ae of writing this column I have never endo: (product or done a commercial—and I riever will. But I am printiig your letter to inform my readers of the generosity of SPE it’s contagious. Dear Ann anders: ‘Llove what Dorothy Parker said when she and a catty woman friend approached an entranceway at the very same moment : The':“friend" stood aside, deferring: to Miss Parker and ‘meowed, “Age before beauty.” Miss Parker stepped ahead and responded in hohey-dripping tones, “Pearls before swine.” Where in the scriptures can that quote be found? —Still Laughing pean SLs The swine line is from the Book of Matthew, Chapter 7, 's. Verse 6. “Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, ar Ar ql Recently you published the name and address an‘ organization for gay Catholics—“Dignity.’ similar to AA? Does it ely ple con: ‘ Beligve mye mayer would: hap peer honice ay of tholic for ‘és. years T taal eaten esata ed umsTincstrtats hats Shopkeeper Awaits Irishman’s Return There was. this Irishman ,;who walked into Brian Hol: Jand’s clothing shop in Bexley- heath, England, and walked out with an afghan’ coat he deftly pinched. A few minutes later he walked back In again. Police told it lke this: The Irishman ninped down the road to the pub and tried ‘unsuccessfully to sell the stolen coat at a hard-to-refuse price, He strode back into Holland's shop wearing the coat and boldly demanded tho contents ‘of the safe. He- feigned being armed, Holland said no, The Irish- man helped himself to the cash in the till instead and then made a woman pensioner who was in the shop-hand over her purse, containing $68, Then he felt sorry for -her, apologized and handed the’ purse back, Another customer walked. inand wanted a pair of trousers : in the window, The Irishman interrupted the-robbery to sell the pants at a $1.70 discount. He then locked Holland, an assistant and the woman pen- stoner in a downstairs toilet and pulled out the tciephone wires and: took a second shop assistant to a nearby cafe for a cup of tea and a plece of cake. By the time Holland and’ the others ‘broke out of the tollet and called police from a phone booth, the Irishman had vanished, . Holland thinks the rib- tickling robber might not be finished. ! “He'll probably be’ back ‘asking for a job next," he said, An end to fear era. ABO, ki organizations | offer ee aioe to individuals who share a “common* “problem: The principal aim ‘of “Dignity” is to help id find |The West Kodtenay | Sheer Elegance iG Night Attire Nylon or permanent press Negli- * gee Sets eh Long or Waltz Gowns 3aby Dolls A One of tho all-time greats © Chenille Wrap-Robes or zippered up the front; green, orange or .S Trade Fair ’77 ‘April 15th nie pane Watch For These Special Events “* $1000 Daly ‘Cash Raffle « * Kootenay I iKitle Band Bill Smiley. IT SEEMS. that everybody is trying to throw ascareinto me these days. And I must admit it isn't too difficult. Various ministers of health tell me menacingly that if I keep on smoking, I’m going to die a horrible death; if I don't give up. the drink, Pll lose so many brain cells a day "that there'll be nothing but a pack of putty behind my eye- brows, : Economists claim that if I don’t save'some money for my old age, I'll wind up eating tinned dog food. Other eco- nomists inform that if I do save some money for my old age, inflation will erode it.to the point where 1 won't even be able to afford dog food. From one of the. revenue: flepartment’s lackeyscomes a Stern warning that if I don’t produce within 15 days some abstruse document which I already sent.them two years + has how: acquired a major league baseball team. It will’ inevitably “be “promising,” “threatening,"and‘'scrappy”’ ’ for the first 10 years, After than, when it soars from last place in the league to second- ast, it will instantly‘become ” the “‘pennant-bound Toronto Bluejays. "Somuch ou sports A tveacnccn eoatatiy ; frighten me. ‘They tell’ me-1 “ have dry skin, hemmorhoids, falling hair, crumbling teeth, bad breath, and high armpits, They suggest I am stupid if}: don’t rush right. out, ‘buy a lottery ticket, and become an instant millionaire. And just the other day 1) - read in the paper that the South African doctor’ who “started the heart transplant ‘game. is prepared to-use ba- boon hearts, if there are no human ones ‘available. No thanks, doc. You can give mi of 1 me ‘they. eri adjust, how painful-ir willbe. My : , Hose could use some straight- ening. If Quebec separates, ac- cording to the pundits, al kinds; of ghastly things’ wil happen: my Bell bill will Pa Either would suit my person- ality. Buthave you ever seena baboon from the. rear?; Whi wants a. great,: flaming, orange bum? Newspapers tell me that the: Canadian’ farmer is “going: down the drain, I go out for a quart of milk and it's gone up anickelsince yesterday. Some drain. its; .ing a few billion next time I try to float.a. bond issue in the States; my wife will probably leave me, use I spent the it two years of my life in Quebec; I'll have to deal in. - funny .money,. ‘with Saint Rene’s picture on it; my roof will catch’ fire because: of nationalized asbestos; and there won't be any French on . the back of my cereal box. A fate worse than death. Unemployment. is: rising, and I am assured that nobody is’gong to hire ‘an ofd,.lazy, *highly-trained guy like ‘me. when’ there - are” all! those young, lazy, ° highly-trained people around. ‘Even’ worse’ ‘things are threatened. George Chuvalo, Canadian’ heavy-weight champ,. having “disposed ‘at one sitting of a fat: turkey led Pretty Boy Feldstein, ‘might decide to start:a come- ‘back and demand a rematch ‘with Muhammad Ali (et the age of 40): * And speaking of turkeys, I have another: fear. Toronto, ith one of the worst football ‘equally inept ‘ hockey ‘team, is talking about™ forthcoming élections. ° This ‘Scares me too. I can’t stand: : * the politicians we have now. - Why teplace -them with losers?. Well, today I decided that Vve had ‘enough. I'm sick of being: frightened half to death, If the human race, at least fapigora chicken. : CASTLEGAR NI EWE, mhirdday, April 7, 1977 FOR YOUR TRADITIONAL ‘OUR TRADITIONALLY Louw PRICES, a TRON WHOLE ren 99'| WHOLE.. IREADY TO EAT HAMS=. JPOT ROAS 1 YOUNG TURKEYS 8-16 L8S. GRADE sbeceeeeeees OF BEEF GRAIN FED BEEF. MATURE CANADA GRADE... A..79'| FROASTING CHICKEN PORK CUTLETS §——_$1.69 A.79'} BUTTERBALL TURKEYS $] 09 SAUSAGE MEAT HOME-MADE FOR STUFFING........tb. $] e 1 9 a GOVERN. | APPROVED 5 LB. AVERAGE, GOVERN. INSPECTED. UTILITY GRADE . 59° |MEATY PORK RIBLETS B MARGARINE PARKAY 0.005... sono BOY CHEESE SLICES KRAFT... 0000.60: Sodebeesecaee 15. $1.59 | PASTRY. LARD. 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