Page 8B The Castlegar Sun Wednesday, January 27, 1993 - Wednesday, January 27, 1992 The Castlegar Sun Page 9B current compilation of the most peculiar things people do, edited by Chuck Shepherd. Proof that true stories are weirder than made-up stories. In December, as France was on the verge of formally repeal- ing it's 88-year-old system of local funeral-service monopo- lies, Michel Leclerc was speed- ing up the process by opening his latest funeral-service "super- market" in Creteil. "Here, people can take a cart and do their shopping,” Leclerc told the asso- ciated Press. Consumers wander down lengthy aisles and Satisfy their funeral needs at "sale" Prices. Leclere offers many models of caskets, headstones, plastic flowers and other acces- sories, and consumers make their selections to upbeat back- ground music from local radio Stations. THE LITIGIOUS SOCIETY -- James "Scott" Hooper, a student at Oklahoma State Uni- vergity, had his lawsuit against Pizza Shuttle tossed out by a stillwater, Okla., court in Octo ber. He had sued for $7 because his pizza contained the wrong toppings, which he mistakenly ate part of. Hooper said he turned down an out- of-court set- tlement of a $4-off coupon -- On October, a federal appeals-court upheld a $325,000 jury award to Robert Fischer, who had claimed that an electri- cal shock he received from 4 Pepsi-Cola machine in Omaha" Neb., in 1987 had left him impo- tent. Fischer's wife was awarded $35,000 for loss of services -- In 1989, a Union Bridge, Md., high school permitted a female student, Tawana Ham- mond, 17, to try out for its fodt- ball team under the pressure of a federal statute that bars school discrimination on the basis of gender. On her first scrimmage, Tawana, a running back, was tackled and suffered massive internal injuries. In October 1992, she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the county board of kducation for its alleged fail- Ure to inform her of how danger- ous football is. -- Escondido, Calif., attorney Ben Echeverria filed a $2 mil- lion lawsuit in August against Texaco Inc. and a local gas sta- tion manager because station attendants were pumping gas for women at self-service prices, but not for men. The station almost immediately stopped its practice and forced women to start pump- ing for themselves -- In October, the Illinois Supreme Court reinstated a $1.5 million verdict against the Chicago Transit Authority in a 1977 wrongful death lawsuit ‘The family of korean immigrant Sang Yeul Lee had sued CTA for inadequate warnings after Sang who was drunk, was electrocuted as he urinated-on the electrified ‘third rail.” Several white, Hispanic and Filipino boys were disciplined game" they played with a 12-year- old African American classmate at a Poway Calif., school in June. They pushed the boy down and started kicking him in what they called the "Rodney King game.” for a recess HOROSCOPES January 24-30 ARIES — March 21/April 20 This week, you will find pleasure iti the simple things in life, Everything will go very smoothly, and you will be happy and content. You will final ly have the pleasure of meeting the Spouse or significant other of a close associate, You will be very impressed with this person. You will discover a new type of food. TAURUS - April 21/May 21 Keep track of impdrtant documents and papers. If you're not careful, you could lose something that will-be very hard to replace. You will get the news that an old friend is coming for a visit This will lead to many evenings out and good times. Your sense of humor and loquaciousness will be a source of entertainment for your friends. GEMINI - May 22/June 21 You will be at your best socially now. Take note of anyone you meet A new, interesting friendship may be the end result. Where financial mat ters are concerned, do not gamble on future markets or future prospects Work will be the source of much frustration; don’t let it get to you CANCER - June 22/July 22 Disharmony is indicated in the fami ly circle over the weekend. Handle it tactfully. Give more time to a favorite hobby. Difficult aspects connected with health are strong on the 25th and 26th; care will be need ed when working with tools and/or machinery. Give some thought to astronomy and astrology LEO - July 23/August 23 A fairly good week, but work is like ly to be somewhat strenuous with co workers a little quick-tempered Don't say anything you'll regret Avoid carelessness with details. Get in touch with your feelings concen ing a romantic relationship. A heart to-heart talk may be in order VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22 Unexpected pleasure can come through friends and social affairs New forms of recreation may be pro: vided. You will be able to see things more clearly after a conversation with a close associate. The romantic scene may get somewhat complex Get in touch with your feelings. LIBRA - Sept 23/Oct 23 Romantic ventures should be happy over the next seven days, with new relationships easily formed through sudden meetings. It’s an extremely g00d time for contacting influential people whose support can be helpful to you now and in the future. A recent problem will be resolved SCORPIO — Oct 24/Nov-22 This is @ good week for rest and relaxation, Reading and Study can provide recreation and could also Provide you with important knowl. edge that can be of benefit in the future. Scorpios are always ready to learn something new. There is good hews at work concerning a promo- tion or salary increase SAGITTARIUS — Nov 2¥Dec 21 Over the weekend péople will be congenial but the days will be uneventful. Health should be given special care; avoid overdoing es even if energy seems to be greater than usual. See that you are well Wrapped up, especially around the throat, chills are sible. You will hear some interesting gossip. CAPRICORN-~ Dec 22/Jan 20 Around mid week, conferences with important people are possible; they can be pleasant but chances are that they will not be particularly helpful Toward the weekend, financial mat ters look promising. A loved one may be feeling left out; let your true feelings shine through. Make sure you get plenty of rest AQUARIUS — Jan 21/Feb 18 This should not be a difficult week, but it does hold some confusion which may be related to future social engagements. The advice of profes sional people may be especially mis leading. Daily rbutine will not be a problem if thought is given to details. A friend will reach a milestone; this could be a’birth or marriage PISCES - Feb 19/March 20 By paying careful attention to details, this week is not likely to be difficult Work should progress in a routine fashion. Do not become involved in distant affairs; misunderstandings or deceptions are possible. On the whole, the week will be slow, with no pressure or strenuous effort necded. Steer clear of shopping malls and any other temptation to spend money. YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK The next 12 months: This year, you will be on a search for a more interesting lifestyle. You could find it; it's just a matter of research and a desire to break your daily rou- tine. Travel seems likely at the start of spring. It would be wise to start putting aside money now. If you're in a romantic relationship, it will ihtensi- fy. If not, you could find the love of your life sometime this winter. A close family member will announce an engagement, and you may be asked to take part in the ceremony. Calvin ana Hobbes HELLO? .. NO, MY MoM — | SURE, 1 BE Gi CANT COME TO TME PHONE | To TAKE A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW ‘= ———— TM:GROWING MY FINGERNAILS. LONG \—- THEN I'LL FILE THEM INTO POINTS, So TLL WAVE oe usr KE LAD YOU WRITE IT DOWN, DRIVE IT OVER HERE , NEXT TIME I SEE HER / 3 by Bill Watterson WE MUST NOT HAVE WANTED TO TALK TO MOM VERY ——_— me NO RETRACTABLE CLAWS, NO OPPOSABLE TOES, NO FANGS, No WINGS. SSIGHUH... / ‘eo Canadian Quiz-Cross by Maureen Azimov 4 5 ae 52. Source strenati Morocco pnt 53. Aegean Polynesian DOWN woman Fairy king Bible book Of dogs Soften in temper Pied cat ACROSS Arabia of Pore over ih Sign up island Book appendix History muse Aquatic bird in Fishhook lines Bird from down under T CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE EMERGENCY ONE BIG HAPPY YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE YOU ACT ADORABLE TOGET | [ WELL, | KNOW IT'S ALL THE GROWNUPS TO TALK AN ACT! YOU CAN'T FOOL HI! NOO SILLY AND. ACT NICE by-Rick Detorie YES, YOU ARE! Hi, BABY, 17 ME WITH... UH, WITH.. NOO, BAH-BA\ BEE-BEE BABY, YES/ . Re + Jan. 19 Happy 12th Birthday Graeme Redekop tore Mom, Dad; Kerri & Derek + Jan. 21 Happy Birthday Shawn Postiikoff - from Mom, Dad & Brothers Happy 12th Birthday » Jan, 26 Happy Sth Birthday . B Scottie - ove Mommy, Daddy & Bric * Jan. 26 Happy Sth @irthday. Alcea Kabatof¥ - love Uiicle Jack, Aunty May, Jennilee, Amanda, Ashley & Cody + Jan, 26 Happy Birthday Aleea Kabatoff “tore Mom, Dad & Brothers + Jan. 26 Happy Birthday +Jan.27 Happy 7thBirthday Amanda Kabatoff - from Babba & Dedda Chernoff * Jan. 27 Happy 7th Birthday Amanda Kabatoff - from Mathew, Jeremy & Daniel Poster + Jan. 28 Happy 22nd Birthday Michelle Szkica - love Mom, Dad & Kerry Be defeated Tibetan gazelle Jeweled coronet 7. Muster forces 8. 9 Make into statutes Sartorial worker Rider's seat Boredom Termination Range chambers society Pillboxes German river Guitar: slang Window shade cloth Concept comb. form Vowers of chastity Italian family Siding with no one River isle Movable barrier Algerian seaport lolls of yarn Invisible emanation Leave It To Beaver’ actor Environment comb. form Legal matter ian One billion ears agan's secretary of state Fire god Usea file 7. More sonotous Arboreal bird Christmas tree LOOK FOR THE ANSWERS to the CROSSWORD in our CASTLEGAR SHOPPER Coming out this Saturday Uncle Walter & Auntie Chris & kids ‘Andrew Mackéreth - from : Walter, Chris & kids + Jan. 27 Happy 7th Birthday Amanda Kabatoft Jove Mom, Dad, Jennilee, THIS WEEK'S WINNER Is INDIGATED BY LOGO “Phone in your birthday wish & Wwe will print It free of charge. All birthday greetings must be phoned in (365-5266) by Noon Ti the week before the paper is published IF YOUR BIRTHDAY SUBMISSION 48 NOT IN THIS WEEKS AD, LOOK NEXT WEEK. KALE RORY — born January 12, 1993 to Brenda and Rory Scatterty of Castlegar, Proud Grandparents and Fran Sacknea of Edmonton, AB and Ron and Lois Scatterty of Onoway, AB. FREE WEEKLY watercolour paint- ing night starting January 19/93 365-5819 for registration, TO ORDER autographed Castlegar Edition of Beautiful B.C. magazine with cover call 365-5241 or 365- 8118. Proceeds to the Heritage So- ciety. NA'S CERAMICS learn or renew an exciting craft CLASSES AVAILABLE A good selection of greenware, paints & finished products available PHONE 365-3774 In loving memory of our mother, grandmother and great-grand- mother Sarah May Wilson, “Nin”, who passed away quickly December 12, 1992 in Ply- mouth, England, while in her 87th year. Ever in our hearts; sadly missed in Canada by Anne and Mick Kelly, Michael, Frieda, Susan, Samanth&, Jo- Ann and their\families, and by all the family. in England, Ml could have a moment back To tell you how | feel, What words could ever cap- ture all those precious, long lost years? No, better this, Just gone so fast, Now memories hold you near; So close my eyes, Ah, fare thee well and miss you, miss you dear. —F.G. PERSONALS BEAT THE WINTER BLAHS! Learn Basic Stone Masonry during our January & February indogr class Projects. (1 evening & 1 day) Cur- rent projects - bathroom & living room renovations. Kootenay Stone Masonry Training Inst. 357-9515, Box 486, Salmo, BC VOG 1Z0___ FREE DETAILS: Meet beautiful Philippine women. Write Dept. F, 2604 2A St. S. Cranbrook, BC V1C 1E6 FRIENDSHIP FIRST working average looking 5’5" S/W/F S/D. Affectionate, honest, fun-lov- ing, loves outdoors, travel, reading etc., seeks S/W/M 49-57. Friendship first to do things with and have good conversation. Pos- sible relationship it~ chemistry right Snap apprec' d. Reply to Box 100 c/o The Castlegar Sun, 465 Columbla Avenue, Castlegar, BC Hi, 'm_ an athletic 28 year old shy guy. Tired of the bar scene. Out there is a wonderful, caring woman who loves life and doing things together with someone. If this sounds like you, please drop me a note. Reply to Box 130 c/o The Castlegar Sun, 465 Columbia Avenue, Castle- LOSE WEIGHT NOW! Cellular Nu- trition 10 - 29 Ibs in 30 days. Call 365-0779 ONLY FOOLS snowmobile alone! Recently returned to area, need rid- ing partner/group for weekend ex- ploring. Know many W.K. trails Have new sled, *Communicator’, 4x4. 365-0787 evenings. TUNED WITH MAZDA CASTLEGAR jy mazpa | AZDA WILDERNESS COUPLE tired of city life seeks mountain property to live on lease, share or caretake Please write us with an explanation R. Kelly, 36408 North Black Can- yon Highway, Space 492 Phoenix, Arizona 85027 LOST & FOUND DOG MISSING — Golden lab/hound ‘cross. Answers to Merlin. One yearold 355-2321/352- 9352/229-4445 FREE PETS PUREBRED LOP-EARED grey bunnies. 365-2593 | PETS FOR SALE ORIVERS WITH class one with air to run BC, AB, Pacific N.W. Some experience required. Start imme diately phone Kevin" 604-428-5307 Southern Interior Express _ FREEIFREEIFREE! JOIN Avon for this week only Jan. 25 -26. Call Denise, Avon Manager 489-3937 LEASE OPERATORS to run BC, AB, Pacific N.W. 5 axle and trains PD. Mileage, tue! cards and fi- nanced ins. start immediately Phone Kevin 604-428-5307 South- ern Interior Express. = LOCAL CLOTHING company re- quires reps for home shows and di- rect sales. High quality product with excellent returns. $300. Investment for sales kit. Red. Willow Design 426-7769 Cranbrook = NAIL TECHNICIAN: Sculptured, 2s On @ DOG GROOMING - & PETSUPPLIES. - Fromm Dog & Cat Food, Biscults, Farm and Livestock Feed LOCATED AT HILL TOP THRIFTY | mile w. of Castlegar on Hwy. 3 Tues. - Sat. 9 am - 5 pm 365-5225 FANTASTIC TEMPERAMENT, shots, wormed, housetrained. Male Shar-Pei puppies. $500 1-478-5431 Victoria. KOOTENAY PET Centre — Aquar- ium specials, puppies — Shih Tzus, Dachshunds, schnauzers, poodles, Cockers (12/ price Spe- cials) Chow retriever cross 825- 4471. ———_—_______ OLD ENGLISH sheep dog puppies CKC Registered, tattooed, cham- pionship parents 359-7433 even- ings. LIVESTOCK & FARM SUPPLIES: tips and , etc.. For stylish new salon. Phone 426-5185 or 426-7856 Cranbrook. eis ONE EXPERIENCED faller needed for Crow's Nest Pass area. Contact Myles at 403-627-2616 or Alvin at 403-563-5426 after 6:30 p.m. TICKETED HEAVY Duty Mechanic for shop & field work. Prefer John Deere experience & Competent welding skills. Applicant must be self motivated and capable of work- ing unsupervised. Send Resumé to Capitol Tractors 4130 Minto: Road, Castlegar, BC ViN 4C1 _ eis URGENTLY NEEDED! 10 inde- pendent people to work from home! International teleconferencing’ earn $500 to $1800 per month part-time Call 365-0779 + * ANEW CAREE Wholesale Corp. with a proven track record seeks 2 approved indi- viduals for a rewarding career. Ex- pect to earn a minimum of $950 + comm. weekly. To right person we offer profit sharing and the oppor- tunity to progress into manage- ment. Serious applicants only. Call 1(416) 398-0924 Sun Classifieds 36 The Castlegar Sun will not be responsible for any errors in advertise. ments after one insertion. It is the read the ad when it is first published and to insure that it is correct. If No notification is given, the Castlegar Sun will regard the ad as cor- reet and will charge accordingly. 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