oy GOT, aalintemen ta i CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, September 29, 1977 G . . WORD SEARCH : Hi ‘ Widden ate 18 words to, cicle, Words go across, | down,” diagonally, » upaide-dow Sachwaras, rights maintain, unawed b: { rT] f f CAN YOU FIND THEM? A: ‘Influence and uabelbed id a CASTLEGAR NEWS:, “HOMEPLAN MORTGAGES - HOMEPLAN’ . ‘features first or second mortgages: * For the purchase of existing homes AW'EL “hy NEALE ‘ADAM : (The ' author ‘is} the Van- . couver Sun's. political analyst.) bilsher, © RYON GUEDES, Editor |. Kecream Whatis.a Camelot? .- Whenisacarnotacar? can't a bicycle satg by itself? Why do narrow spads like the letter B? 4 Where do old Volkswagens go? Where can you find roads withoul cars, forests without trees, and cities without 3" “BWOY SHIOA P10 OY) OL “Peo way) ayew Mi 'v “panomys,ornesg “e *AEMBAU ® ou Suruiny a 4 uouia 2 weopasn , as Aoyy ani weer) vit SYIMSNYV ‘deweuo ‘9 Put this word up to a mitot and see hat it says, Tt uU T a; ‘ F. 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REED From, Korea, in ampoules . oF tablets . . . or capsules. Take your pick. Anyway, _ you'll get help in combating ~ fatigue and exhaustion, discover a new energy source, stimulate your creativity, increase your intellectual potential, gain a sense of well-being, extend your life-span and’ —. wonder. of - wonders — develop a stronger, * ‘more beautiful, desire for love and revitalized sexual activity. Fantastic? Well, who am I to: say? All I know is that someone gave us a case of it (in tea form) about two. years ago, and we threw it all out when we moved to Castlegar. (Hand me a tissue.) If only we had known.” The product is ginseng, supposedly the basic agent in traditional oriental medicine. According to my information (it came unsolicited in the mail), oriental ginseng is now conquer- ing the West, even though arriving 2,000 years Jate. It all teads like a fairy tale: with its vitamins and its ogigo-elements and its cloud of mystery,: gin ‘seng has succeeded where no other product has before. Wow! A real pickup! the root of lifel a universal panaceal the most medicinal plant known to man! Wonder drug indeed.” Maybe I shouldn't be so skeptical. Maybe I should try it. Maybe I should find out what ginseng can do for me. Maybe. The statement that really caught ‘my eye was this, ‘‘Gin- seng is a gift from the gods.”” * Even so,: 12. ampoules - cost $12.95, on special for $8.95. (1 always thought a gift was free, Oris it? Just recently I was studying that spleridid state- ment in the book of Isaish:. “Ho, everyone that thirst- eth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy and eat; yea, come buy wine and milk, without money- and without price.” Now that really sounds like it’s worth checking out, And when I came to the book of” Romans, I zead over and over again about “‘the free gift of . God’ — eternal life. . 1) God's gift, Unlike ginseng, the bless- ing of salvation:is a gift from God.— the one true God, no many. gods; I feel much more comfortable with “that. And _ God's gift, though it may not bestow all the wonder effects of ginseng—aphrodisiac, appetite regulator, preventor of : high blood pressure, hypertension, ; - hardening of the arteries—does hold firm promise of rest and peace and joy and soul-health and immortality and - much, much more. And it comes with God's own foot-proof guarantee. You can read all about‘it in a book called The Holy Bible—a continuing best seller even in a day when books are. prolifer- ating without limit. % Yes, maybe IT should try ginseng. ‘Who knows? Perhaps '- -it’s all they say it is. At least, it’s not likely to hurt me. One thing is, sure—if.I don’t try it,: - _ TH never know one way of; the other. ; Maybe that’s why one of the sacred writers said: “'O taste and see that.the Lord is good.’? +» As the modern advertising slogan has ep try it goulliice it Imean.' - fe church directory GRACE PRESBYTERIAI CHURCH 7th Ave. th, Sunday’ School ; 9:45 “Worship Service. thy 4 Tuesday Bible Study 7 p. m: ~A.warm welcome to all. - Calvary Baptist Church 809 Merry Creek Road » Next to Cloverleat Motel, Castlealrd Plaza ST. RITA'S CATHOLIC CHURCH Rev. Michael Guinan Ph. 365-7143 Satuday Night Mass 7 p.m. Sunday Masses at 8a.m. and 10a.m. ST. MARIA GORETTI Genelle 12 Noon Minister H..M. Harvey: - Ph. 365-3818 SCHURCHO OF CHRIEY: 612- jo» Ss gun Bible Study. ry Worship. pervice | 0:45 a.m. ‘Wednes Bible Stud) if 7 p.m. Jack Shot Shock i 1365-2580 “Family Bible Hour 9:45 a. Morning Worship 11:00 a.m. : Evening Praise 30 p.m. Wed Bible Study 8p.m. Church Office: 365-3430 « Rev. Donald W. Reed, Pastor: 365-2630 ST. 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Wayne’ 's. “Furniture: Recavering iB Carpet & Draperies” 3 re Q Computerized Typesetting ° err STE AO ‘BT Bae a Mori Soptomber 29, La ~ Statistics for Tragedy One of the most depressing jobs a, news: ‘paper: reporter ‘has ‘to do is to:report traffic. ‘fatalities, /./ ‘As well as sling a bitter tale as bearer ‘of. bad mews, the! reporter ‘is faced with; the. ‘thankless: task “of ‘turning the’ abruptly-termt-: -* nated lives of: human’ beings—some of whom hp cmay actually. kngw=h into, cold, bleak statistics. : But following Saturday—the; day when ts; becomes mandatory: in ‘BA C.—newspapers ‘may very well be Fequlred to f he tess Srequetitly. the: use of) seatbel ipertoreh One oat Impol tant pieces Q safety 5 legislation © ever, introduced sin B.C;, a° ew ‘amendment to the Motor-Vehicle Act, is:aimed ‘at reducing t ‘the: number of serious accidents and fatalities occurring on provincial highways each” yee ty requiring motaryebicle oocupants ieee : : ‘columnists, we feel we y should, take exception'to - : _'Rev. Donald Reed’s evaluation last week ofthe new. TV. series Soap. . “Not that: the vulgarities of network pro- gramming aren't fair game at any time. But Rev. ~ Reed's objections tb Soap—chief of which is the » motoring. six. years and over, to stay buckled whilo Itvhas. probably been diffitult for many * last"year, revelation that it “deals in themes which include “adultery, * sacrilege and much more"— actually. experienced. Tohis credit, Rev. Reed told readers he had not personally: seen the series but was merely eond-hand passing. along perversion,” ‘—were based totally on what he had read about it, pot what he had _ Mythology ““\-motorists'to realize that in any single traffic -accident, there are two collisions. In the -first collision, the vehicle hits something, . buckles, ‘bends ‘and eventually stops,.The second collision occurs when an unbelted body is flung out of the ‘vehicle during the crash or. collides; with hard objects or other passangers: inside the car. “It'was the second type of collision which + killed 788: persons and injured th ds more “T would say, "without any chance of being ‘contradicted, that the people out'‘in’ the country think we're | a buneh ‘of idiots at best.” Cyril Shelford, _, Social Credit-Skeena YOU'VE.GOT TO ADMIT, more often that not British boisterous ‘nincompoops, * ‘The British parliamentary system is supposed to be/an arena for ladies and gentlemen. with a certain decorum -at Westminster, even’ in Ottawa. counts committee members for- he;-three seconds required to fasten . a 'seatbelt'is negligible compared to the years of. life you putin jeopardy every time.you drive or ride unbelted. \\Make that three-second chore an automatic step when you get. intoa,vehicle, We don't ¢ want to tur ‘you or anybody else into a statistic. shave been distorted and lost: ‘had they received the'same second-hand treatment: “Mind you, I haven't actually read the Holy Bible, but I hear it’s a shocking book.-1 hear it deals-in themes: which include’ sodomy, fratri- cide, murder, promiscuity, beenhery. torture and cricifixion...."° ) Every Canadian | has 8 right to a university. opinions. Writers’ with education, according to. a’ long-standing myth that has cost the country . untold’ millions and ded on students totally, unfit tted for higher y less inte- grity have sought to mislead the sad without ‘qualifying their information. _But any ‘study of the moral implications of ’ “any. television program, play.or piece of music, literature or art should be based on a first-hand evaluation which did not rely. on the Prejudices, of others. After all, we can think of some very impor- tant, works with messages which: ‘might easily : For. decades, : our “universities tended to blindly accept the graduate" products of our high schools without any recognition of the fact that many of them were “not ‘graduates at all—they were ‘simply young: people who" had . served their time -and. emerged as_ semi- - illiterates,’ mentally unable to absorb: further education and not even equipped. to enter the labor market. —The Aldergrove Star. 10 From: a: column’ in: the - ( Toronto Globe and Mail.) » ~; People : who’ are. brutally honest. get ‘more satisfaction outof the brutality than out: of 2 “2S they “destroy: the® Irish | cur-’ ve the honesty. so 8 Premier Rene Levesque says that. if, as and when Quebec separates, it will keep a common currency with Canada. His dream is doomed: right there: the Canadian’ dollar is phoney, and will be a great deal ° more phoney two years, four years, six. years from, now. When Southern Ireland (Eire) became independent in'1922, it made precisely the same mis- << Glenmerry cy. NEW: AND USED “2 FURNITURE °3191 Highway, Drive “PHONE 364-1822 Richard J. Needham: take—equating the Trish pound! with the English\one, As Ian Rodger ® pointed: out in. this newspaper, the result is that a3 rency, too. Til have more respect for Mr. Levesque as, when and if he announces that his ‘ew. state of Quebec will ’ have. its own independent cur- rency; and that said currency will be as stable asthe Swiss. 'frane:or the. German ‘mark. That: would . fix’ Pierre ‘Tru- deau's wagon—and lead Anglos like me to stash somie, ‘most or all of their. savings i in La Belle : Nation. ‘ see In.a firmly, run, country, some innocent people are’ exe- cuted by the authorities. In‘a weakly ‘run “country, many. innocent people are. executed 3 2 the criminals. "O oXE UENO “the sins we hate most are those which no. longer interest us, or of which we're no longer capable, or which we can no longer afford.‘ 3 * We're ong sto} have ia wonderful :choice’.in the next federal’ election—galloping’ in- flation,. massive unemployment. and disruptive. ‘strikes . under. ‘the Conservatives; disruptive ‘strikes, massive unemployment. and galloping inflation ‘under. the: Liberals; massive: unem-* ployment, disruptive . strikes’ ‘and galloping: inflati: under. : the’ New ‘Democrats: Iwill,” ‘usual, spend the ‘day. in: 1. West. Virginia. ie |W. Watson of Willow: dale tells me that by the age of + 40 a man will become either an‘ alcoholic’ or. a’ cynic. I: know quite afew who've managed both. . Pee eee ri 1 don't. think the “Ameri- cans would give. Canada, or Mexico. or. the United. 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Debates’: over’ whether’ mem- bers. should’ take off. their jackets, whether the legislative pages should: A minister’ of agriculture | distributes’ free grape juice. Another minister falls asleep, unwakened by his ‘eabinet ‘colleague's. cries of, “Phooey: on ‘youl Parliaments are’great places for insults, but they're supposed to have a bit of wit. Not in B,C, Members are ‘simply political hi ‘cowards, dictators, liars, gutless, sand 80 on. No el The standard debating fechnique is hyperbole. "You've killed democracy,” the speaker is told when he delivers'an ad- verse opinion. One bill is ““mid- night; fascist legislation.” A Statistics Act is"a very serious encroachment von human rights.”-"- “Everything is partisan. jurisdictions ‘the.’ public’ ac- counts committee members, for-. Columbia politicians sound like . One. debates .one’s:: opponent . Every » committee.’ : In). most get their party labels and try to. < se taking.” Finally ‘the socialists pick-~ 1 THE RESULTS:, TWO ed a flamboyant social worker, ._ things. David Barrett, ‘who, though university educated «(but in American schools),: because of «°.'. his. background (East: End, : Jewish, non-U of B.C.) iret, unruly parliamen- tarians.- And second, probably the best, aid; certataly:, the most. in was an.outsider. His style was ; to wallow in populism. He won. Neither Bennett "nor Bar- rett; ‘nor “Bennett's ‘son’ Bill, tried to found ‘a party of! the: “brightest’and the best.” They worked ‘to build mass’ parties. They ‘seldom ‘interfered’ with the selection of candidates, and: hence the MLAs‘ elected re- flected—and* still’ reflect—the average party member. The parties * reflect -the routine’ amendment: to. the ,-edi ig" high ‘school, who has of." “proper” lately judge things Not in B.C. Just. more ‘of ‘the’ same political ‘game. APERSON PUZZLED BY these carryings on might ‘won- der why. ‘The answer, on‘one Car ‘salesmen, radio, an- nouncers; real estate salesmen, small-town. businessmen. |. The salt of the earth, which has not lost its savor. ; S Parliaments are ‘not sup: posed to. pf. types’ of people. -Th posed ‘to genteel! elite, party” ave . ever... wor! Oxbrid; the side. With . gre: other and hurl the witty insults. how. They have been trained in the university debating: unions. phies..;And, ‘most important, they don’t. really ‘mean ‘what Collectively L, the “best” of : Britain, Oiee the: B.C, legislature housed -the province's “was a’ fairly, rough frontie! group, ‘urban-based in-Vancouver ‘and Victoria, with an: academic two. Challenged ‘by-an’ upstart ‘group of Co-operative Commo: servative party: because: he ‘couldn't 2 get: along with; ‘people who Tal «Politics, more so here than other. province. in’ the untry, beeame—and, stayed— populist; The professionals : ‘and \.W.A.C, Bennett had to seral to find ‘a lawyer. to’ becom ate |] :torney-general, ~~: The socialist’: opposition look at. "re isup: to) bo led’ with the a ‘That's the way. it works in i! Great Britain. Few of the Labor: ;: the country. ‘Despite ‘ail’ the nonsense, «British Columbia ‘is well gov- erned. For the job of politicians is not really to be witty or even but ‘to "sense _ public’ opinion, Being of the: people, B.C. politicians are close to them. ‘Hence, aided — by’ some bright’ civil servants, (they. ; shuld be bright); one. finds’ the. most progressive labor legisla- nary. : off when it is-not; naniscorier grants: and ‘a. soon-to-be-re- ~ formed: property. tax ‘system; “aren't to take credit for all the: good things B.C. has. 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