a hth Ah te Dear Aaa Landers: A friend whom I've know for 40 years has always one-upped me every time T've made « statement. Anything I have seen or done, he also see or done — aly he did it better ‘The straw that finally broke the camél’s back came when « small group Of us were discussing storms at sea. 1 was in the process of telling about returning from the Pacific in 1945. Our troop ship was on the fringe of the storm that almost wiped Okinawa off the map. Waves and swells were so high that the bow of the ship was constantly being washed down by water. by Walter D. Feener My ever-ready PP remarked that this was nothing compared to HIS experience. He said the waves and swells on the ship he was on were so high they washed the flight deck down on an aircraft carrier. Ann,-woulda’t a wave h: be 80 feet or 100 feet order to that? And if so. seems to mé that every island in the Pacific, not to mention every smaller ship #& sea, would have been sent to the bottom of the ocean. If you tell me that there have been waves that washed over the flight deck of any aircraft carrier re, any time, I'll eat my hat. Meanwhile, how cam I deal with this person? — Fed Up With Being Put Down in Texas. Dear Fed: We spoke with Lt. Conrad Chun, a Navy spokesman at the Pentagon. He said the flight deck of an aircraft carrier is about 60 feet above the water line. it in theoretically possi- ble for a wave to be high enough te wash over the deck, he has ATTITUDE “ZX do Not BELIEVE IN LINEAR ~ time. TWERE is No Past and futuRE: @lt is ONE, aNd EXistEnce IN tHE TEMPoRAL SENSE is iLLusgory, THis QUESTION. AMEREFORE, 1S MESNINGLESS ond POSSIBLE “TO. INSwER $2 8 #9 ont $i 92 eri i 39. Indian for one 40. 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