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“Thursdays it's. whipped: :
_ cream at Lady's Pink .

: By Bruce Levett aa

The Canadian Press
Caution——on Thursdays
‘you’ might be: welladvised

not to consider tho whipped

,eream,
Not that there ‘isn't whip-
ped cream on the menu, mind

you. There is: Also on the

; where

: walls, floor and. patrons.
For Thursday is the night
‘they .wrestlo. in. the , stuff
‘down’ at the “Lady's Pini,

severy night .
audience-participation Might
“We're _getting excellent
Says Sam Garisto,

. proprietor, who purveys mud

.wrestling.and disco dancing

: at fea <Toronte bar.

te show is

journey through the Spatsizi i Plateau and
down the Stikine River to
Alaska, will be shown March 6. Tony
Pearse will give a talk about the raft trip
and efforts being made to preserve: this |

shia! sh sae during the day

and. tothe public in the evening. No takes up M
Ai

“the

ik ere for a Frac Flowing Stikine” or.
to the NEC are most welcome.

‘Main weapon is:patience :

py RONALD CLARKE
LOS ANGELES
(REUTER) — Detectives
Helen Kidder and Peggy
York believe no one gets such
instant results as a woman
waving @ gun. -
“You wave the thing about
and shout ‘Get over there,

’ Their beat inclides. the.
‘areas .of some of the most
vicious gangs in Los Angeles;

The detectives carry re- :

volvers in their handbags,

. along with handcuffs‘and ex-

tra bullets, and’ sometimes
have a shotgun in their car.

.get over there’ to the person < -

facing zou

worth ‘is ae "to do" with”
the! gun.

. “The result’ is’ instantan-.*

eous, I have never had to fire
my gun at anyone yet.”
York, a brunette who liked
big drop gold earrings,. and
the blonde, fashion-conscious

Kidder form ‘what Los An--

geles. police believe is the
only .all-woman murder:.in-
vestigation team in the U.S.

In this city of rising crime,

where . police investigated.”
1,046 murders last year, de- *

tectives York and Kidder of-
ten, work 24-hour days, ©

ork -says..“He *.
wondeta. + this. wack} racky

sany:
“themselves and the actresses:

who play glamorous Califor-
nian detectives ‘in the tele-
vision series Charlie's Angels
ends.

Their superior. officer is.
Lieut. Gordon Harrison and
they said they are very tired
of one thing — being called
“Gordon's Angels.” :

Kidder, single, and York, a
divorced mother of three
children, reached their pres-
ent position last June only
after working in the police
force 18 years. They teamed

Movie ranch town
not worth selling.

The ranch, where U.S.
President Ronald Reagan ap-
peared in Death Valley Days
and where the late Richard
Boone slung a gun in Have
Gun Will Travel hasn't at-
tracted a high enough offer to
make it worth selling, its
owner says.

Sue Schilleman, an Arizona
real-estate broker and .in-
vestor who has owned Apa-
cheland since 1977, said the

high bid of $400,000 at ‘a
recent auction was well be-
low her minimum asking
price of $750,000.

‘I'm not going to. accept
the offer,” she said, “It would
cost a million dollats to re-
build, not to mention all the
antiques and history that go
with it.’

The 1880s-style ranch town
was built specifically for
movie productions.

up because they felt they
could work together. .
They believe their main
weapon is their patience and’,
willingness to listen'to both»
_ sides of a story. “I think that,
as women, we probably have
akinder, a softer approach to
trying to solve murder
cases,” Kidder says. .
We Haverwhat’ We. referito

and some people are .more
willing to talk to us,” York
says... .
BELIEVED TOBE STUPID

“It could be because they
think we're stupid and it
doesn’t matter what they say
to us or they feel they are
talking to their mother and
can tell us anything.”

The women agreed their
jobs take a big toll on-their
personal lives. “I may not be
willing to do it for the rest of
my time with the police
force," Kidder says.

She says she probably
joined the police force be-
cause she saw too much tele-

ids wresting: is making .
whardly’-

so it's
‘to learn, that. the

n female strippers
ith: their grappling and
squirming. | sane outlying

needs ‘twiee the number of |
females. -
* “It's two girls against one .

man,” Sam explains. "The
object is to: remove the
opponents’ clothing” and pin
him or ‘her.”

Business has been booming :

ond loser, a ‘aamanotk lady
who revelled in the nicknam
Boom-Boom, smiled through

the mad-at the camera and’. Ji

complained “it’s cold.”

She looked like Miunt Bt;
Holen'a between eruptions. ;

But hi never |

ever since a recent
news piece on the subject. °

Some kisses are.

stands. still,’ .:..

“no-no.says judge

By BRUCELEVETT

THE CANADIAN PRESS

Appropriate to this Valen:
tine Season, the subject is
kisging.

Down in Brazil, in ‘the
modest city, of Sorocaba, lives
a judge with the incredibly
apt name of Manuel Morales.
It is he who has banned all
kisses which register hurri-

cane force or greater on the -

Richter scale.

“The cinematographic } Riss,
in which saliva is mixed to
simply swell the ‘4

to dare the linking of the lips
and: therefore osculal } by

‘rubbing“nose:

~Oh, ‘sure’ hey. DO rub

” noses, First. Before the kiss,

The preliminary pressing
of the probosei in the. polar

“regions serves to’ complete.
-the circuit in relatively pain-
| less fashion, thus leaving un-

damaged the tendér tissue of
the lip.
This is known as “ground-

‘ing’ the lady-in question.”
To just’ go.at it‘ full bore, !

without tte

is out, Morales decreed as he-
issued Geiger counters to the
vice squad.

The kids, of course,
promptly initiated a festival
of civil d

“with a wet Tohint contest. |
In Toronto the Good? Yup.
Well, mud wresting only

days and Wed-

nesdayé,. 80, ¢
““We wrestle ‘in whipped
cream on Thursdays,”’ Sam

Eck employing the * royal

“Tet that expensive? Cer-
“tally more so that
ue water with. pat-

soil?

te really,” Sam says.
“We whip up our own.”

The Lady's | ‘Pink has a

which
featured a night: of samba
dancing and hing — not

_troying the igloo.

“In” Quebec, “at: the:
winter carnival, the queen
and her. court are all issued

with sceptres | which: double”

necessarily in that order of
priority.
Tt seems a shame,’ some-

how, but there's absolutely .”

no need for guch insurrection
in the chilly climes of Canada:
where. nature itself. rules
upon the intensity of the kiss.
Anyone who, after a ‘hard
day at the office, puckers up
on the doorstep to a lady who
has just shuffled across the
carpet in her nylon jules will
know what I'm getting at.
~The* ‘blast’ of

-running which ‘states in small
print

“Wanted —. Girls for mud
wres i :

is simply that we are women

RS N
Wrestlers are matched by
size and sex — Sam wants a
good, clean, even fight.

He pays $25 for girls and

$16 for men because, not only
do men appear more eager to
get in there and grope, but he

static electricity has’ been,
known to clear the sinuses,
shatter your pipe’ and send

inlays-rattling around in the;

mouth like shrapnel.

that first rat tentative kiss

ing
out behind the gym, who find -:

they're welded together by

the fusion of the metal braces.

of their teeth.

«. Eskimos. have known of.

this danger for. uncounted:
generations. It is'a myth that
— clad i in furs — they decline

rods, lest they go
through the festivities in'a

+ constant. glo wot. St. Elmo's

fires

heart down in Sorocaba ‘take
on the forcés of oppressive
bureaucracy, I shall be with
them if spirit.

A: samba record:.on tha.
turntable, A’ kiss of sufficient”

voltage to impeach the good
Judge. Morales.”

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vision. “Women dete on
television never get their
‘hair messy, never, go to
, court, never do ‘any paper
" work and solve all their cases
in an hour,” Kidder: says.

York says people are never ‘
murdered “at. convenient |-

times. "If you are on call you

have to go to the. murder |-

scene and you may be in the
midst of a dinner with a
boy-friend at the time,” she

says. :
“{ think most ‘boy-friends

understand,” Kidder adds. |.

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