‘Owned in Canada by Conadians,

The Teen Town dance held
this past weekend was another
great success, All the regulars
were there and the jive contest
was won as usual by Jerry and
Glen Killough.

A few things were dif-
ferent about this Teen Town
dance, It has been 20 years or
more since some of the people
have seen each other. Some
travelled a long way to get
here.

Ann Sutherland drove the
farthest, over 900 miles. Vir-
ginia Kinakin came from De-
troit, George Townsend, Tor-
onto; Rosemary Goodwin, Fort
St. James; Bob Grummett,
Montana; Morreau Lipset, Ot-

* tawa; Verna Laktin, Oklahoma;
Charlie Fenner, Stewart; and a
host.of others from near and
far.

On Friday evening a no-
host wine and cheese party was
held. At first, familiar faces met
but names were a problem.

Spirits were lifted to the
highest point at the end of the
evening as parties were ar-
ranged at several local places.
The same spirit continued
throughout the weekend.

Saturday evening started
witha happy hour followed by a
delicious smorgasbord. The vi-
vacious Helen Butler, now of
Logan Lake, guided the group
through a number of speeches,
gift-giving, reminiscing and
thanks to the teachers in
attendance,

The Generation Gap sup-
plidd the Graffiti music Satur-
day night and well on into
Sunday morning. The aged
teeny-boppers numbering over
200 crowded the dance floor
until the bank finally crashed to
the floor in exhaustion.

The weekend was declared
a smashing success. Many
thanks go-to the two people
that put in all the effort, Sharon
Bystrom and Marlene Kirby.

Members of WOW
Tell Tales of Woe

Did you hear the one about
the boss who asked his secre-
tary to clean his false teeth?

Well, a group called Wo-
men Office Workers, or WOW,
says it did and now it wants to
hear other stories about the
New York secretary's life,

wow

among women office workers to
come up with the 10 most
ridiculous personal chores foist-
ed upon them,

Carol Feeney, spokeswo-
man for. WOW, said the win-
ners will be announced at a

noon. street rally featuring

d recently
that the start of a contest

from a flatbed
truck:

COMMUNITY

Bulletin Board

- D.V.A. COUNSELLOR AT LEGION
sec Jim-Wilkie, -D:V.A. Counsellor, will- be -at-the*
‘Canadian Legion Hall‘on Thurs., Avg. 11 at 2:
“Any veteran or veteran's dependent wishing to make -,
an appointment, please phone Steve Gallo, Service

Officer, at 365-7669.

INFORMAL DISCUSSION — BAHA'I FAITH

There will be an informal discussion of the Baha'i
Faith tonight (Fri., Aug. 5) at 8 p.m. in the basement
suite at 215 - 7th Ave. N., Castlegar. For further
information, phone 365-2472 or 885-3773,

Coming events of Castlegar and District nor-profit
organizations are listed here through the courtesy of

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At Teen Town Reunion Dance

Back to the ‘50s for Aging Teeny-Boppers

SPIRITS WERE HIGH as indicated by. ‘these eaten who
represent only a small number of the large turnout: which took
part in a recent 20-year class reunion. Evente included a no-host

7 The 14’. Wides Are Herel ;

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smorgasbord and dance. %

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one lady whimpered some-

Castlegar Socials

By Michigan Housenie

_ Food Formulae Foond:2

A -Michigan housewife
working “like a chemist" said
she has come up with secret
corporate recipes ranging from
.erisp. fried. chicken to ham-
burger sauce.

In a recent National Ob-
server, Gloria Pitzer said she
used dime-store fry pans, items
from a local grocery store, and
a 20-year-old stove to develop
secret’ corporate recipes for
southern fried chicken, ham-
burger sauce, fish and chips,
and popular chocolate cookies
with a white filling.

To. avoid legal problems,
she calls her recipes Archer
‘Treacher's Secret; Kernel Cen-
sor's Fried Chicken; Big Match
Special Sauce, Gloreo Sandwich

Cookies; Dairy Qween Frozen -

Custard; Stove ‘Furs Apple
Moffins’ and Merry Call Whip.

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(Health & Welfare Canada)...

Mrs. H. Johnson 365-8294
b Recent guests at the home
of Mr. D, Adshead in Robson

because we would be exper- were their son-inlaw and

© VIDEO

By
SHIRLEY POSTNIKOFF

I am not what. one
would consider an airborne
person ‘and this ‘is in all
likelihood from. visiting
places where air travel is
limited to World War I
fliers,

In my estimation my
husband and I picked one of
the worst airlines on which
to fly. First of all, I should
describe th Asit

thing about whiplash.

Her husband reassured
her that once we were
airborne she wouldn't even
know she was flying. His
idea of not knowing and
mine were two different
things, because at one point
I could have sworn we were
upside down. Captain Fer-
nandas seemed to take great
pleasure in making* little
swoops and bounds through
the clouds—which t

. from my hands, Screams

~" stuck in the bathroom and

iencing some severe turbul-
ecnce.

- As we made a 90-depree
turn straight up I tried to
suppress: my hysteria by
burying my head in my life
jacket, but the man across
the aisle from me snatched it

broke out in the back of the
plane because a lady was

no one ‘was about to offer

lumbered down the runway
we noticed the windshield on
the cockpit was shattered.
Paint was peeling off its
-once-shiny exterior and the
nose was dented. We as-

tered all over the sky.

The only thing which
seemed’ to calm the pas-
sengers were the drinks the
stewardess literally threw
at them. If you were lucky
‘gee ta Teak it might ey enough you could manage a
AUD 2 flock of wayward.;.;, quick igulp: now.andiagain--
igeese. My usband asked if I Mawes nose-dives, At this

were sure I wanted to go ar- point ‘my husband “grabbed
not and since it wastheonly —_ ne of the stewardesses and
feasible way of getting to gemanded to know if all -
our destination I decided to flights were this rough. She
not judge it by its appear- claimed: that this was a
ance, smooth one and we should
The pilot called-himself fly when it. was. turbulent.
Captain Fernandas and wore She did say that the
dark-rimmed glasses and a _captain liked to make the

As we levelled
off, the captain announced
that he had © everything
under control: and thanked
us all for our co-operation.

Just as we were getting
used to our flight he an-

pRounced,that, we. would be...
danding.in‘a few.minutes, No. ig. B

»sooner said.and;.we headed

‘straight down. The poor
lady in the “bathroom had
still not been rescued but we °
all turned and told her it was
every man for himself.-

As we.made our touch-
down or whatever the tech-
nical term for it was, Cap-
tain Fernandas made a brief

long yellow scarf draped flight as it as pos-
around his neck. Some of the sible‘for the passengers. We
sengers were a little put- had to admit that it was all.
off by his helmet but they all ~- of that.
sizapped themselves'in for A red light suddenly
takeoff. came on and it read“Fasten
‘As the engines started Seatbelts.” This struck us as
‘up, the whole plane began amusing because nobody
shaking and bouncing and had undone them since we
we all took ‘a fem grip on took off. ‘The captain then
d that we would be
“flying at a higher altitude

took off Sinn ee a jolt that

“Ladies and gentlemen,,
I hope you have enjoyed
your flight,” he said. “Please‘
fly with us again and would
someone’ please help that
woman out of the bath-
room?” .
The peculiar. thing ae
bout it was that the woman
in the bathroom was a
stewardess,

daughter, Mr. and Mrs. F.
Matherson of Mica. and Mr.

Matherson’s parents; Mr. and .

Mrs. D. Matherson of New

|, Brunswick. They left on the

weekend to return to their
homes.

Miss Barbara Fowler who
has resided in. New Westmin-
ster for a few years, was home
visiting her parents :Mr.- and
Mrs. Dick Fowler for a few
days.

Mrs. Marg Bonnett and son
Brian left Monday for Vancou-
ver where Brian had a medical
checkup. On returning home
Wednesday, they were accom-
panied by Mrs. Bonnett’s sister,
Mrs. Rena Walker and friends,

. dim Niven and” his “so

from Glasgow, Scotland. They
will. be the guests of Mrs.
Bonnett for the next three
weeks.

Mr. and Mrs. Frank Web-
ster and. son. Jerry returned’

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MOVING VIOLATION, "F°

home Friday after spending a: :

‘month in Germany, the guests

of their. son-in-law and daughter
Lorraine, Dr. and’ Mrs. : F.
Bridges and, family. Their
daughter Julie remained for

another two weeks to do more ‘

sightseeing.

Rev. and Mrs.’ A. McNeil
and family of Red Deer are
presently visiting his mother,

Mrs. A. McNeil, for a few days...’

Mrs, Jean Morgan. (nee.
Price) left on Wednesday of last
week for London where she will
begin a tour. of the Mediter-

Slocan Valley Artists’ Work
Draws Admirers Despite Heat

‘Valley Visions’, the art”

show and sale held at the
Vallican Whole over the week-
end attracted more than 200
people. In the sweltering heat,
People browsed - contentedly
sipping fresh lemonade and
enjoying the works of 61 Slocan
artists,

‘¢° Sponsored by the River
Branch of the Slocan Valley and
Arrow Lakes Community Arts
Council, the show had more
than 100 entries. The displays
of paintings, photographs,
sculptures, pottery, jewellery,
carvings and textiles were of
fine, high quality, particularly
the exquisite pottery of Pamela
Steves and the dynamic color
photographs of Martin Lewis.

Some artists set up make-
shift shops and produced their
work during the show, giving
the crowd a chance to see them
at work.

Spokesman Joel: Harris
said, “a show like ‘Valley
Visions’ gives the people in this
community a chance to discover
the fine and unique works of its
local artists and also enables
the artists to yiew and to
stimulate one another.”

Advertising—
a show
for intelligent
S| hopping.

ranean.

Entertainment
Pages

News and. Ads
Deadline.

5 p.m.’ Mondays

\.‘Valley.:Visions’ will be
showing in Kaslo at the Lang-
ham Cultural Centre August 10°
‘to 22.

To the Caribbean

‘Dpar Ann Landers: A recent survey in our local paper said a
Working woman could more than a h Td like
ra challenge that atatement,
:§ T've done both and.I’'m just as busy one way or the other.
When I held a full-time job'd T didn't cook, Id

ody, complained and ‘everyone pitched in. Now that I am no
Tobbor binging in'a paycheque, everyone rushes out of the house
leaving beds unmade, towels on the floor, you name it,

The woman who stays home has to run a hundred errands.
She also has to do a lot more for her kids, And boy, how those
working mothers.take advantage of mothers who don't work! Tm
worn out from ‘ driving other’ people's children all over
town—picking them up and taking them back, Do their moms, the

-women of the world, ever say “Thank you"? Never.

So let’s hear it for the housewife who does nothing but stay

me and knock herself out 18 hours a day—cooking, baking,

aning, scrubbing, washing, ironing, doing errands and running a
service for her Kids and mothera who. “work.”

“Loafing” In Dallas

‘Loafing’: Several women have written to express the same

int of view, but you ‘sald it best, ‘Thanks for a good letter.

Ann Landersi My husband has a habit of waking up at 5 a.m.

either turns on the ceiling light, the TV in our bedroom or the
radio. Sometimes ho, turns on all three. If I say one word he
bgeomea very,1
I work har et would just love to stay in bed until 6:80 a.m.
Sdmatimes Ialeep in the guest room but I realize this is no
solution. Besides, when I do this he becomes sullen and
communicative, -
it Jpshould; explain that this problem occurs only perlodi-
a lly, when abe has intermittent bouts with insomnia. They last for

will have a few months of normal sleep.

I do feel sorry:for him but I think he should show’ some
psideration for me. I need advice becatise he will do nothing to
Ange his. ways.* —Bleary-Eyed Me
bar You:, It is obvious your. husband is annoyed by the sight of
u sleeping ‘blissfully when he is unable to enjoy the same
Plgasure. Such feelings are hoatile and immature.
When he goes into his insomniac phase, move to the guest
Topm. Go to Ree him periodically so you will know when he has
fallgticback int to. his ‘normal sleeping pattern,
if Ifthe gets uglyi:show him this column and put the blame on

Bee Ann Landers: if two sisters are feuding, hy should the .

meee of the other. members of the family be? And if they
tt main neutral how can. they’ Bae this posture
sine) and more Apparent that one sister is.

tone éfanily deseribed and would atay.out of it but our.
bs is old'and not well. She is very unhappy over the feud and

a plain- spoken ‘person like, you to say “something. ’ E
De ir Bi I say MYOB, and that goes for everybody. Peace must

f bade by by th two, a who are fighting, Third party. patch jobs rarely «
stigee

‘oe
Des Ano Landers: Tyce aigo the firm my husband was with
beckme involved in a financial mess. Although Earl was cleared of .
any4nvolvement his picture was in the papers and it was a terrible
omlprrasement. He left the firm shortly after but that didn't seem
topetisfy certain people.
-PAbout four or five individuals in our. crowd insist on bringing

up ¢he- past, : by ,asking questions and. pumping for’ more.

ink tion, This: es Earl very uncomfortable. I become livid.

We would be grateful if you equld come up with a few sample

nces—a real Ann berets putgdawpte clearthe aironce:
Thank: you: ih Sd ee

You. conscneed, a few ‘*
to drop’ tl

at Theat a at Ra baal el at

| Lawyers Compensated
For Softball Injuries

(Two lawyers in° Chicago
have collected more than $5,000
each in\ workmen's compensa-
tion’ because they’. suffered.
broken arms in what) the law

defines’ as work—playing for
the office softball team.

‘The two, who were em-
ployed. by: the Cook ' County
state attorney's office when
they were hurt, were awarded
the. benefits by ‘the ‘Illinois
Industrial Commission. *

The commission ruled re-

* cently that Robert Boharic, 80,

and Michael Saken, 31, had suf-

fered “permanent partial disa-
ability"—26 por cent loss of use

| of their arma,

The Cook County Board of
Commissioners agreed 10 to 4
to pay $6,091 to Boharic and
$5,082 to Saken, :

State Attorney Bernard
Carey, upon hearing that the
two had filed the claims, said he
has forbidden his employees to
play softball under the auspices
of the state attorney's office.
He said that if his assistants
want to play ball, they can play
for someone else and on their
own time.

—E.C.

Those
hypocrites

Bill Smiley .

There is one type among the
Species Man that puzzles and
saddens me.

Inanagethat congratulates
itself on its openness,’ its
honesty, its “‘Let it all hang
out" attitude, the hypocrite is
still very much with us.

Some people might think
the 19th century was the
golden age. of hypocrisy.
Certainly, it set some high ©
standards in this line.

There ‘were the manu-
facturers who preached en-
lightenment and progress on
the one hand, and on the
other worked children 60
hours a’ week in their
factories.

There were the men who
brayed of chastity as one of
the prime virtues, and dallied
with prostitutes. There were
the men who spoke glowingly
of a gentler way of life, and
Set savage fighting dogs on
one another. The list is end-

And the women! Oh, . but
weren’t they the hypocrites,
too? Just as tough and

voracious as any woman of
today, they hid these traits
behind a facade of gentility,
humility, helplessness and
fainting fits. |

TtWas'th era’
‘public ”” tmouthing of
Christian virtues” was only”
exceeded by “the private.

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sometimes downright vicious-
ness of the middle and upper

Well, then, have we got rid

* of this particularly obnoxious
type, well into the second half
of the 20th. century?’ Not
bloody likely!”

Perhaps we're note quite as
hypocritical as the Victorians,
but I wouldn’t want to bet on
it. All that’s changed is the

«terms of reference.

No. manufacturer today

‘could get away with hiring

“children.” But don't think
they're any less heartless than
their forebears. At least, in
the 19th: century, you knew
the | boss. was a” bastard.”
Today, 8 company can

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(dozen middle-aged men into
the street by an “executive
decision.”

-* Many < men’ in‘. today’s

: society still practice a double
standard, one for themselves,
one for their wives. A man
who gets drunk has had ‘‘a
few too many.” A. woman
who: gets > drunk’ is : ‘*dis-

A

business convention and have
alittle fling with a call girl. If.

=) hist wife kisses a. couple of °

guys atthe. New Year's Eve

party a bit too warmly, she’s a :

,, Sea maniac.

Oe oWe have politicians who
spout of peace.and plan for
war, doctors. who’ preach

a Which, the :

cigarettes will kill you, even as

they butt their SOth coffin nail

of theday and popa couple of
bennics to keep going,

We have pillars of ‘the

church whom you wouldn't
trust as far as you could
bounce a bowling ball in a
swamp.
.. We have all kinds of
Sharacters who will cheat on
their income tax, and then
berate people on welfare for
“ripping off the govern-
ment.”

We have teachers. who
“can't understand the atti-

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completely - forgetting. that
they themselves wereinsolent,
lazy, and not even that bright
when they were young people.
We have mothers who got
in the family way at 19, and
had a shot-gun marriage, be-

wailing the “sexual licence’?

of their daughters.

We have’ schoo! trustees.
who will double over in’an
agony of glee after hearing : a
filthy joke, but in
sternly’ deplore the “porn-
ography’” children are. being
exposed to in’ their ‘schoo!
literature.

‘They are the type who will”

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even belly laughs to thi
leers of! Norman’ Lear:
Maude and Allin the Family,
but. thunder. fulminatingly
against.a fine novel like The.
Diviners. < by
Laurence.

-Margaret

MAYONNAISE
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int “anythi %
‘he Bobbsey Twins’ ier chan i

“in school, but will shout with
Tibeld laughter at smut’ on ’-”
. television and take in every:

restricted movie in town,
laughing when there is blood-
shed: on the. screen,- and =
nudging. heavily: when. a
couple. of. naked. bodies start
squirming, on the celluloid .
strip.

What .-about today’s
women? Are they less bypo-.;

I'd say. yes. They’ re ‘just. as.
blasted irritating as ever, ‘but
they're ‘more honest. They B
still’ cry for no apparent

_ veaosn, but they | know there's’

no percentage in Pulling a
faint. They’d probably. just
getaglass of water in the face.

But even the women area

long way from being out of
the woods, when-it comes to

hypocrisy. And many of the
~ biggest. hypocrites ‘are: ‘‘sur-

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the perks of the new freedom, | -’

and all the treats of the old
“essence of woman.” ” 4
‘Oh well, “Let him who is

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stoné.”*

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reader. But aren’t you a little

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