i chan ee . the centuries Sore time ago, I saw a large illustrated advertise~ ment on the church page of a Vancouver paper. ‘The picture was that of a scaly grasping monster, with horns, tail and a grimace which would have made him a fortune in the toothpaste business. The ad was announcing a lecture series in whith, among other things, those attending would learn of the exact dimensions and populations of hell. I, for one, would have been most happy to attend (the lectures, that is) if only to learn how the “infernal” census-taker got his information. One thing would be certain — he would be an awfully hard man to refute. The subject is an interesting one, nonetheless. In ancient times, Het! was a fairly democratic place, though a little dull — simply a land of shadows and shades, where everyone went. After the Christians took over, however, SNOW STAR ICE CREAM it beeame much more exclusive, with hot and cold running bri . personal — if Jeome — i by the staff, and it catered to only the better class of sinners. Various ecclesiastics began to vie with one another in describing in even more glowing detail the variety of possible torments and the sins necessary to attain them. It is not surprising, therefore, to find waves of enthusi astic devil worshippers appearing in Europe during the Middle Ages. “For some go to Paradise, but I'll tell you who — your old priests and your old cripples and the half and the maimed who are down on their knees day and night before altars and mouldy crypts; these also that wear mangy old cloaks or go in rags and tatters, shivering and shoeless, and showing their sores and who die of want and hunger and misery. _ “Such as they go to Paradise and what have I to do with them. Hell is the place for me! For to hell go the fine churchmen and the fine knights killed in the tourney, or in some grand war, and the brave soldiers and gallant gentlemen. With them will I go. “There go also the gracious ladies who have lovers two or three besides their lord. There go the gold and passenger re — “mild,” “bland” and “innocuous. For those who don't believe in Hell, except as sort of catch-all for their in-laws, enemies and the communists, who don't believe in it either, (say this could-get complicated) there is a special fancy, cornflake-type package, and a coupon (contents are just about as nourishing too). Personally, we're inclined to agree with Shakespeare who said, “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.” The origin of the word? That's easy, it comes from ‘Hel,’ the Norse Goddess — daughter of Loki, who ruled over the Dark Regions of the dead. Further is obvious| y. mun $399 “MANOR HOUSE MEAT PIES Or Macaroni UR & Cheese orc Cc Dinner. Frozea. Mim. 226. Pachage..........--- LAUNDRY DETERGENT SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER RED OR WHITE GRAPEFRUIT _ 3..99° eTeTE MLA accuses Socreds Universities ‘shortchanged’ NDP _ Universities critic Lorne Nicolson (MLA Nel. son-Creston) has charged to- day the Socreds are short- changing universities at least $150 million a year. Nicolson rebutted Univer- sity Minister, Pat McGeer's assertion that, “The Social Credit government has been pumping (federal) money and much more into universities and institutions.” “McGeer is just plain wrong,” Nicolson said: “The federal Department of Fi- nance transferred $450 mil- AMC SOUTHFIELD,_ MICH, (AP) — American Motors Corp. announced Tuesday, that it earned $7.4 million in the fourth quarter of 1983, following 14 consecutive per- iods of decline. The results, compared with a loss of $2.9 million in the 1982 quarter, came on a 51-per-cent increase in sales, lion for higher education in 1983/84. The Socreds only put $300 million into uni versity operating grants. Where did the other $150 million go? “The Socreds have not produced audited accounts of how federal funds have been used in B.C. since 1977. They did not pass along the seven per cent increase in federal funding for universities in 1983. The federal transfer in cash and tax points was worth $420 million in 1982/23 and $450.7 million in 1983/84 for higher education under the complex federal-provin cial “Established Program Finance” agreements negoti- ated between the federal government and B.C. Nicolson said: “Up to 1977 the province used about 60 per cent of federal education funds for universities, and the rest went to college pro- grams. If that ratio still holds, you get a very inter. esting calculation. “Provincial university op erating grants were $300,993,292 in 1983/84. Take away the 60 per cent of fed- eral monies received: $267,715,800; and that leaves a net effort of just $33,277,492 — or just 11 per cent of university operating grants.” “The minister's statement is pure rubbish. This is sup- posed to be a 50-50 deal. The province is clearly failing to pass on federal funds to the universities.” shakes off slump from $729 million to $1.1 billion. ; Howevef, AMC said it lost $146.7 million for all of 1983, compared with a loss of $153.5 million the year be- fore. Sales for the year were $3.3 billion, a $37.5-per-cent gain on 1982. The company's perfor- mance was bolstered by the $190-million sale of its AM General Corp. truck-manu- facturing subsidiary last year to LTV Corp..and the $51- million sale of the headquar- ters building. The No. 4 U.S. automaker had not made a quarterly profit since the first three months of 1980. AMC is 46 per cent owned by the French automaker Henault and began U2 Age 110 is tops for human beings says doctor WINNIPEG (CP) — The ripe old age of 110 is about as long as anyone can ever ex- pect to live, says a Hamilton doctor who specializes in treating old age. Dr. Ronald Bayne, presi- dent of the Canadian Associ- ation of Gerontology, said there is evidence that hu- mans are getting close to iving as long as is possible. " “It now appears that gen- etically we seem to be slated not to get much beyond 110 no matter what we do to pre- serve health and live to our fullest lifespan potential,” said Bayne. That's not bad considering that the longest a horse or an elephant can live is about 60 chimpan- U:S: pros*years, while the Ayction of the French-desigit "2808 lifespith orily stretches ed Renault Alliance subcom- pact in 1982. The Alliance and its hatch- back derivative, the Encore, have been selling well and 1983 was AMC's best sales year in seven years. to 40. However, 110 isn't that old for tortoises, which have? lived more than 170 years in captivity. Bayne said there is no ques tion that more and more C. ‘ But president Jose Dede- urwaerder said in an inter- view last month that AMC's FRESH ASPARAGUS =. sqo1 $209 TOP SIRLOIN STEAKS PINK GEM POTATOES sy $199 To ‘| Prices Effective Feb. 23, 24 & 25 JN THE CASTLEGAR STORE NAGS BAREWAY LIMITED ca SALES IN RETAIL QUANTITIES ONLY CREDIT UNION 4 When you invest in a credit union RRSP we'll issue your official tax receipt on the spot- while you wait. When you're ready to file your income tax return your RRSP receipt is ready when you Kootenay Savings Credit Union ROTE: During the lost mi Feb. 25 t0 29, receipts will be ‘ovotlable the "7 Castlegar 365-3375 South Slocan 359-7221 need it. Deadline. February 29th, 1984 future is tl d by com- panies that make bigger, more profitable cars and that AMC would develop such a car itself. are living longer and enjoying their old age more. Currently, the life expec- tancy for a male baby is 71 years, while females born this year can expect to last an average of 78 years. Started in Sweden “And that's according to health care standards avail- able today. There’s no doubt the two figures will improve as the newborns of today grow up,” said Bayne. A major reason is that deaths from major killers such as heart and kidney disease have decreased a full 20 per cent in the last two decades in Canada. Bayne said it is possible that more than half of all Canadians will live to be tween 90 and 110 years in the near future. “Throughout history there have been people who made it to their 90s or past 100. The only thing is that now there will be more and more of them.” ‘The ‘latest statistics” indi- cate that not only do more people see their 65th birth- day, but life expectancy for people of that age is in- creasing. Canadian men who hit age 65 can expect to live an aver- age of 14 years. Women last 18 years after age 65. Bayne also said gerontol- ogists hope more of the people who live into their 70s and 80s will be healthy and alert enough to live indepen- dently. World Day of Prayer for all Christians The 1984 World Day of Prayer will be held on March 2. The purpose of the World Day of Prayer is for Chris- tians to pray in unity throughout the world. Pray- ers will be heard for Christ's church of believers in the world, for its mission to pro- claim His salvation and peace. This-year the women of First in B.C. NO DROP CHARGE by ADVANCE RESERVATION To reserve phone toll free 112-800-663-9822 365-7555 Sweden call everyone to ‘re- joice in Christ, our Hope, Who gives living water.” The program for the 1984 World Day of Prayer has been compiled by Swedish women from varied walks of life, including teachers, pas- tors, a missionary, an author. The World Day of Prayer ~ has been observed in Sweden since 1981. Services are now held in about 500 places in that country alone. 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