CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thuraday, November 24, 1977 Kids iutt = WORD SEARC! Hidden are 15 haere circle, in, diagonally, upside-down, cA YOU FIND THEM? HH Words across,’ and wards, m ) oO . Why did the moon go to the bank? hey What holds the sun up? ‘Which stars did tha ateritt putin jail? Why le T the most powerful letter? ‘Which astronaut wears the largest helmet? c E P a rN ' OZyFOZMxzosE ES F A A ' v H R c v A J 8 F A eNO VBOMearvrIOET eoE_aAnmae re zZzomy ozOm aeoo->E0>0<—N merOCcaDvovsaAdaae T cf A 6 K a E ' e eprearoeorremrero zZoovy-Z2ZO>O er otcoxrmayHEEmox pesceneeeees i) E € y u R Pe A — H c w uw t Are you HEY Ki wise unecramble these mse stimaeoY ad Put this word up to.» mirror and see what saya. pe ‘geo, ‘vooeg, Pulpit and Pew By Pastor, DONALD W. REED — It's called “The Modern Little Red Hen.” I can't give a credit line because I don't know. who wrote it, Once upon a time there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she discovered some grains of wheat. She called her neighbors and said. “If we plant this wheat we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant iv “Not 1,” said the cow. “Not 1," said the pig. “Not 1,” said the duck. “Not I,” said the goose. “Then I will,” said the little red hen. And. she. did.’ ‘The wheat grew tall and riped ie golden grain,“Who willbe} reap’ my « “wheat?” aske ‘ihe little red hen. ‘ -“Not I,” said the duck. “Out of my classification,” said the pig. “Td lose my seniority,” said the cow. “Td lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose. “Then I will,” said the little red hen. And she did. At last it came time to bake the bread. “Who will help me bake the bread?” asked the little red hen. “That would be overtime for me,”. said the cow. “T'd lose my welfare bene- fits,” said the duck. *I'm a dropout and never learned how,” said the pig. “If I'm to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said the goose. “Then I will,” said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for her neighbors to see. Clock Lover © Had No Time For. His Wife A 27-year-old, hompial. of--Hannover-»' We Germany, who had more time . for his collection of 230 clocks and watches than for his wife has been divorced and ordered by a court to pay alimony. The wife, 25 said his hobby seriously strained their income, but instead of cutting down “spending: on ‘his. clocks, he slashed ‘her housekeeping money by almost half. In the night she was often awakened by. chimes’ and tick- ing and then sometimes dis- covered her husband tinkering’ with clock mechanisms, she told the court. They, all wanted some and in fact demanded a share. But. the little red hen said, “No, I can eat the five loaves by myself.” “Excess profits,” cried the “Capitalist leech,” scream- ed the duck, “I demand equal rights,” yelled the goose. ‘And the pig just grunted. ” And they painted “UNFAIR” picket signs and marched round “and round the little red hen, shouting obscenities. When the government agent came, he said to the little red hen, “You must. not be ; greedy.” = “Exactly,” said. the agent. “That is the wonderful’ free . enterprise system. Anyone in: the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern “ government’ regul tions the productive workers: thust divide their product with’: . the idle.” And they lived happily sever after, including the little ‘red -hen, who. smiled . and elucked,.“I am grateful; I am grateful.” But her neighbors wonder- ed-why she never seein baked any more bread. o- church directory ST. RITA'S CATHOLIC CHURCH Rev. Michael Guinan Ph. 365-7143 Satuday Night Mass 7 p.m. Sunday M at 8a. ST. 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On both aia even if'she: ought not to have ‘aimed at them in public, Begin was dead on. 3 : t IT“-18 SIMPLY, AND thankfully, ‘unimaginable | that |: the? RCMP.: could indulge ‘in ‘political: blackmail in the.man- of former FBI chief ~ Edgar Hoover who deterred “|: three: presidents from retiring letting slip dirt he knew residents’. political on the presi- dents; themselves,’"John F. anothel matter. Cabinet: mini- n convinced that, the: RCMP: was the source ‘The? RCMP. is ako’ ‘sus- “pected as the ‘source for. the jleaki'of: a highly, confidential, sade ‘intelligence head: Michael | “réfere: adum: four Yyears 2 a courses of action soon, has: the choice narrowed ‘down to at Bune where the criminal is out. of hospital. hog but moat © an only be nted. \ Canadia weird—they look: to Ottawa { for the cure. when Ottawa: is, in fact, the. disease. ; r ‘There are two things you should never do from a sense of duty, and the other one is read a book. = es sania thes é a ‘A liberal is a man who sces aa ate ey ot roe friends, but ‘nobody ‘ever ‘told - except own. agen ject, has. You remember,’we voted‘ forsthat: me“ he was fed up with his enemies. A comm 7A ‘aceat is a man who loathes "dictatorships but . spends his; holiday .in. one. © because he feels safer and gets posse: will be. wearing: the downs and eating macaronh; e ‘Angle Saxon ‘pean are |. considering threes: better value for his money. tricks of the trade. Few ‘et Doug or Marv ‘Kragh solve’ the. trade. your toot ing | problems: See « he things women do for love are almost as the things men do. for are B "es oC edy _ Worst *'about women. If.’ you: wan! “the worst about ' women, talk to women. *: D EVERY THURSDAY MORNING ar THE caossROADS OFTHE KOOTENAYS'* OUNDED ti AUGUST v, 1007, ¥ L. Vv. (LES) CAMPBELI Publisher from Aug. 7, 1947 to Feb. 15, hide RENE : snoDM Ny SHOP FOREMAN.. Lois HUGHES, MANAGING EDITOR funny. They apologize for brushing. agains! 4 to know ‘the’ politiciar Ala, has done "us.a'service. SI je has di net colleagues a disservi -|{time, by: reminglng 2s us that the ticiains sot out of jail before his victim is ti thatthe RCMP, solely and ex- *clusively, “is” responsible « for security. THE 19,000- MEMBER. Suly,'1975,° memo by security. govel a has-u: the ‘good:name.of the.” RCMP to‘create the impression urban terrorists, separatist defined : for it by the politicians. : NOW_ IMAGINE” YOUR- self a Mountie in 1972-74, the years when the illegal activities were ‘done. You would ‘know, because ‘security | is ‘a closed TS A Year Ago. shop, that the defence depart- ment, which does report to a minister, was spying on trade unions, You would know that: the’ solicitor-general’s' own ‘se- curity planning and: analysis group knew of your activities, but gave no instructions for them to stop.. Would: you: not have assumed you were doing what the politicians wanted you to ‘do—provided only ‘they didn’t know, officially, how you were doing it?) * To each criticism, Fox has” + replied that the matter will be’ studied by the McDonald Royal ‘Commission. The commission's mandate, though, is limited to Headlines from’ the front’ page of the ba News ‘of. Nov. 26,:1976: oe ee Environment Minister Notes Steps Taken by CanCel Here . * i. * * Webster Wins Trustee. Seat by One Vote ee ee : Grand Forks Slag : See is Negotiated s ‘ Woliiee Tew City Takeover of Airport Or eet naan Eyes Krestova Dump As Major Retuse Site of.. the ROMP.”. It , is. the | ¥ jing slopes Lal fa into the clear wal 2 have of white sand that po L lake Pend. Oral impts elegance and spact peas ith, lacie lar views of the lake tting beckons you to telex or. troll the around and tennis ca! activities of members of. the iiful ~ at best; implicit directives at worst—that need to be studied. To examine how ‘the ‘poli- ticlans have led—or have mis- led—the “RCMP, a new com- mission like the 1965 inquiry by. Judge: Frederic: Dorion into ‘political: influence-peddling. is needed. BY ‘KEEPING © PUBLIC attention onthe RCMP, Fox is Es keeping’ attention’ away. from > the politicians. The RCMP. may not be entirely displeased. 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This ="-] - The new law y are faltty "You 1978 property ASERaI Meued by the Bash Co : : Aigour dear shorty, Ant S nitage of what your pro} yisworth : oes anes is ed by actual olson wore your! rg AGemrnen Notes. ‘ ‘your may be. sine aie t uired production of the e your i ing it to the cent markt values meet ‘similar worth. f value for =A 19783 Sees based on fixed per: i lorena Se tateachaneeol ier beassessed on the same bai. | Lien Rrra way essential higher or lower than years. ». An increase or a decrease in your assessed the ineffect| istyer doesnot TeENOrionbemorewuseutto. Ifyou are dissatisfied with the assessmi and wish an independent review, a ‘appeal Se oerenuiyes 2 to appor- : tion the costs of essential local services Notice. Th ‘ i January 20, 1978: » plained in the br ‘your inc Ne ‘ APPA PE ON