ROVINCIAL whan terme eww ene stem eee nn: WALEED EY, wee e ea annnaeeany wily The 63 stl idar Sun Ne . PUBLISHER JON JARRETT SHARLENE IMHOFF EDITOR JOHN SHEL GROVE PRODUCTION MANAGER: DONNA JORY ADVERTISING REP. CATHERINE ROSS VERTISING REP. DENISE GOLDSTONE CIRCULATION MANA‘ » JIM ZEEBEN REPORTER BRENDAN HALPER REPORTER PRODUCTIONOFFICE MARION ANDERSON PRODUCTIONREPORTER Direct Department Phones Sener OFFICE .ssssssessseeesersveeen 65-5268 965-5266 al Ads 365-7848 Display Advertising ........1+0.d85-2278 365-5579 Fax ... editorial comment It's nota scare tactic of Health has issued to the media a quar- terly Aids update. A cumulative of results, covering 163,053 tests over a five year and nine month period end- ing June 1991. The results, may or may not surprise you. Currently, the estimate of infected people in the province ranges from app 5,000 - 8,000. This provincial document with facts and fi; figures showed that a total of 4,713 tests performed were positive for the 166 ii Jeffels Syndicated Columnist ; Last Father's Day, a desperate: daughter — I always deny her ties room - a last place of refuge never know when to leave well enough alone. ‘The ancient Greeks, contemplating the tiny grains of sand’ on the shores of the Acgean, won- » dered vaguely about the ultimate . divisibility of matter. A few thou> sand years later, Fermi and friends :i split ihe atom, built the bomb and brought a new kind of terror to the’ and shun her'shirts -- gave me-one.: of those new, play-under-water’ radios, I can now lather myself to i Mozart, Morningside and. The. World at Six. I'l never be alone in. the shower again. ‘Well, it's still in its plastic, wrap and styrofoam packing because I’m just a little suspicious of all the new. technological aids the ads order me , to install in le petit coin. T have nothing against the mod- em, high-tech asa place of on the primal plug. And I have the“: results of his savant inquiries; the ulti- mate, state-of-the-art water stopper, ‘You press down on a chromed and domed cap and it’s supposed to obey the laws of Newtonian physics. It doesn’t. That new plunger is pernicious. Ten second after it’s seated, it rises again — sud- denly, unexpectedly, wantonly,— with the loud explosive pop-of a i cork drawn from a bot- refuge and asylum. It’s warm, moist, cloistered, private, relatively free of. tle of subcrdinate champagne, And ~ then everything disappears down the gleaming gullet of the sink: 1. And taps nt they ‘be, I understood the old taps. You |. twisted a lever, one on the right, one on the left, and water flowed from a pair of fimcets, have ‘Things changed, “and I trace the death of the dollar, the . low-show of the ‘Torles on the totem polls,‘and the decline and ‘fall of civi- lization to the single water snout and the rolling ball that controls it, *' "These days a man needs a dogree in civil engineering and a pilot's licence just to operate that ball so that he won't do imreparable heaves to his epidermal layer and essential di ignity. Is it left and right, up and down, sideways, a slant, on the diagonal, on the bias or any combination thereof? Who knows! It all depends on the hotel, the whimsy of the designer and the fancy of the fitter. And then there's the kind they put into airports these days. You have to do a mincing little pas de deu fol- lowed by, nn entrechst to find the on off valve, They’ve installed the damn thing in the floor! And tuming on a shower in a strange hotel can be haz- ardous, if not life-threatening. Some have:a bar you: pull/up (or push down?) to pour fire on the flesh. Oth- ers have a rotating ring you dial like a radio.’ Only the idieta fo forgot that you can’t read the FM frequency steam-fogged glasses. . “And I’m more than a little suspi- ‘cious of those clever timing mecha- nisms that operate exhaust fans or tum infra red light bulbs off and on. always get the idea that someone is secretly, furtively filming my naked body and collecting devastating evi- dence to be used me later, You know, there's a lot to be said for the great, unwashed mass- es. I think I'll join them. RR. Jeffels is a Richmond free- lance writer and former principal of The Open Learning Institute. noisesome growths ant animals, It also provides an’ appro- Priate setting for my much-admired imitations of Pavarotti. In fact, the bathrooms may well be the last place left on earth where a man can momentarily escape the madding crowd. Unless, of course, he has relatives in Alberta who ’ drive campers and know how to point them in the general direction © of the west. It's just that I find the new sci- ence and technology of the bath- room a little difficult to master, Take the old. d rubber plug that virus: 3,220 were 16 i i and 980 for which the risk category was not peated. There were also four positive results in newboms of infected par- ents. The statistics also showed that there were 138 positive tests on people younger than 20. Since the very first case was reported in January of 1983, there have been 971 cases of AIDS in British Columbia. Of the 971 cases, 877 were homosexual/bisexu- al males, 32 were homosexuals who had used intravenous drugs at least once, eight were intravenous drug users, 14 were blood product recipients, ten were hemophiliacs and 19 were heterosexual’ transmissions. In six cases no medi- cal history could be obtained, and three patients denied any risky behaviour. Nowadays, ignorance can kill, but no matter how much information the government feeds to media outlets, it’s the responsibility of each individual to make their own deci- sions. Hard facts and figures are not meant to act as a scare tactic - but sometimes that’s exactly what it takes before people become responsible. By Don Addis used to go into the sink. It was cheap, efficient, effective, perfectly crafted for its intended mission and purpose. You simply pressed it down and the water stayed where it was supposed to stay: at the last plimsol line left by your kid brother. We're a ae and enol species, Slings | & arrows political party. However, if anybody thinks that there is no political pur- \~ pose to the hundreds of millions of dollars that have been granted “through the Secretary of State's Department {and the office of Mul-. Canada) they are stag- 4 : Hannaford |- Syndicated Columnist The juiciest scandal of the last few weeks has to be the disclosure that the South African government has been funding Inkatha, the cul- tural-political organization which represents the aspirations of the Zalu nation within the republic. The ANC has cried foul and their cry has been echoed by their various sym- pathisers in the west. Those of us who are known to favour the South African government’s approach to resolving the country’s problems are supposed to be terribly embarrassed. All I can say is that Mr de Klerk probably got the idea from Mr Mul- Toney. It may or may not be fair ball to slip a wad of used non- i rands to Mr Buthelezei, (leader of Inkatha), but the practice has imp Canadian True, no federal g + geringly naive. It goes back to Mr Trudeau's gov- emment; Mr Trudeau's dislike of the “ anglophone atmosphere of the Cana- u da of 1969 is well-known and one of “the strategies which he used.to diminish it was to encourage immi- gration from any place that didn't speak English. Not unreasonably, these people felt behotden to the government that opened the doors to them and this disposition was rein- forced by the lavish doling-out of cal aims, though not necessarily in the party sense. Feminist organizations, Focal sttenipted to curtail it. Groups like the Nati of all these years. ‘What has evolved, however, is a boondoggle of huge with a whole p of Indian leaders and specialist ‘Tawyers 3 mnilking the system. One Must indeed question whether any permanent settlement short of a total d will ever be reached, ‘Women are most ee political in character, as are peace groups and some intemational aid groups. The issue in government funding i is ‘how much support is this going to cost us if we don't pay them off?" A perusal of the Secretary of State’s list shows just how exten- sively the federal government uses the taxpayer’s purse to buy support. 5 the least icized area given the powerful interests which enjoy the process. Still, even with complete good faith, it ain’t cheap and you're not only going to pay for the settlement when it comes, but pay the lawyers’ bills on the way. And don’t try and kid me that this is not political. The common theme of Indian land claims is grants to ethnic i You could (and still can) get grants for just about anything - ethnic newspa- pers, ethnic dance groups, immigrant support groups - as long as English ‘wasn’t your first language. As a strategy it seems to have worked. It is pretty tough for anybody to get elected to anything in Toronto ~ without the ethnic vote and as goes Toronto. goes Ontario. And as we all,’ know, what Ontario wants, it gets. As far as political funding goes, that isn’t the half of it though. The federal government issues grants to.a Jled ‘Ni Perhaps of g it funding to p ions is to be the accounts payable of the Depart. ment of Indian Affairs. All these land claims and so forth are funded by the federal gov- emment. When one reads that this particular band, or that particular Indian nation is aj that judgement, or challenging - not been funded by a whip-round ‘on the reserve. It is paid for by the federal government. : This is a.general practice. The’ small legion of ions’ (NGOs) has been caught directly subsidizing a Seay of whic wane coorey cal trine pega which has char- this or., some treaty or disposition, it is has - ignty over large tracts of land, a sort of self-imposed bantus- tan; the recently rejected Gitskan claim embraced about a third of northern BC, in which the band aspired to the powers of a provin- cial government. Sovereignty is about as political as you can get. So, as far as political funding for groups goes, we wrote the book in Canada and we shouldn't be looking down our long noses,at the South . Africans. But Iwill say this for Mr de Klerk, in choosing the Zulu peo- 3! * ple to be the object of his benevo- ' lence, he picked the right People to have on-side in his’situation, so he wrote the book on political smarts. “Mr Mutroney should read it. i Pia Min S109 Cromors Syracate. me, Falling for the ant government hassle John Diefenbaker used to say - Flora MacDonald was the finest ‘ woman ever to walk the streets of on. ‘The Old Chief, wasn't a Flora fan. The feeling ‘was mutual, But don't ty cracking bad jokes INDEPENDENT AND A BER OF THE. STERN NEWS iS oFh ‘ohigh point on the trip to or from the. ids, Thousand Islan: ! The Basin is the biggest, and best equipped on the St. Lawrence. Believe mne,- after batting waves two meters in height, the safety. of its sheltered slips is a tinction not to-be sneezed at when times are, tough-and there is heavy .~. the: competition fc to this journalist-tarned- "s defeat was at least pared | to:Preston ‘Manning and the ‘ Reform Party. ; The fiat of ispans diving’ poopie here to Reform runs the gamut from ~tax load. © The. ‘Americans we mect—-and (J Deen plenty—say they , the) ak me about high tes, T sy : it's'the price we. pay for our kinder, nation. “It is‘not’an explanation | Canadians washes with how- Mutro1 "Some boaters from Oakville : ‘thought Iwas Burlington Conserva- tive MP. Bill Kempling. Every! in Burlington loves Bill, so I didn’t ‘bother to herbed estore I ripped off my aingulie and claimed to be a vacationing PELL high school teacher, with only a the. "They fell for it, even though any.” thinking Person would have;won- dered. why-anyone: from PBL. ld come to Upper. Canada in “August—the height of the he Island's many ’ fever. The jplications fo for Brian - * glorious Anyone interested? One ghost town for sale British Columbia, Reuter.- A . deserted Canadian town, inhabit- i,ed by only bear, geese, deer and » the occasional moose, was put up for sale this week with a price tag « of $340,000 ($395,000 Canadi- -,an). r Nestled in a scenic mountain +. valley, the once booming mining Coast guard Canadian Coast Guard officials ‘Monday ordered a remote-control - underwater vehicle to pump oil : ‘from a sunken Japanese fish fac- * tory ship while their U.S. coun- ~-terparts prepare to-corral oil leaking from the vessel. Up to 2,400 seabirds, dead and ‘alive, had been found since the Tenyo Maru was rammed by a town of Hendrix Lake has 20 the ghost town, about 350 miles of Vo houses, a t ae two tennis courts, a: recre- ation center and a boathouse on a lake with rainbow trout. , “It’s cheap because there's, a lot of work to be:dono. It’s a handyman’s special,” real estate agent Phil Roux said Friday of Lt pumps oil out Chinese freighter July 22 about 25 miles northwest of this tribal village on the edge of Washing- ° ton state's Olympic Peninsula, officials estimate, “The worst numbers show that 649 were alive and 1,560 were killed,” said U.S. Coast Guard spokeswoman Sandy Calhoun. Last week, streaks of oil came Hendsix Lake sprang to life in the mid-1960s when Noranda Inc, opened a nearby molybdenum : mine. The town became home for 400 people and even had its own postal code, : But the open-pit mine closed in 1983 due to a plunge in prices for molybdenum, used as a hard- ening agent for knives and other steel items, Now Noranda Inc. is looking to sell the town, Hendrix Lake has ample water and can be reached year-round by & government-maintained gravel road, “It truly is a recreational of sunken Japanese ship ashore'on about 40 miles of wilderness beaches, mostly in the Olympic National Park. By Mon- day, Makah Tribe members and other cleanup crews had complet- ed ridding several beaches of oily debris, Oil continued to ooze to the surface above the Tenyo Mam Monday. Officials estimated that up to 100,000 gallons of the 360,000 gallons of fuel the ship could carry has polluted the ocean near the coast. Canadian Coast: ! Guard spokesman Rod Nelson said an’ underwater remote operation vehicle with two h paradise,” Roux said from 100 Mile House, 56 miles away from Hendrix Lake, The town, named after a one- eyed trapper, needs a new sewage treatment plant. And that could cost $172,000 dollars ($200,000 Canadian), Roux said he has already received one offer for. Hendrix Lake and has shown it to nine other prospective buyers, “I think it'll be purchased by someone who wants to tum it into a recreation’ complex or a retire- ment community,” he said. THis WEEK's SPECIAL Mandarine Oranges - Australian grown 1.96kg. vs. «89? Ib. Ice Cream - NoName™ - all favours - 4L pal 13.99 ea. MJB Coffee - asst.-s00g.. arms was being prepared for ship- ment from Houston and was expected to reach the sunken ship Tenyo Maru Friday. Funds raised for Cancer research JIM ZEEBEN J Sun staff The turnout doubled this year for the second-annual Dan Markin/Mark Lightle Golf-Tour- nament held at the Castlegar golf course on August 4. Almost 70 golfers came ‘out, compared with around 30 the year, before, and raised $700 for the Canadian Cancer Society. ‘ The grand prize, 4 complete salmon fishing vacation donated by Bob and Colleen Lightle, went to Brian Stevens. Markin’s mother, Kay, said she thought everything went over well with the tournament, which began as a memorial for Dan who died of cancer two years ago, “Everybody comes out to sup- port it—especially because it’s to do with cancer,” she said. “It seems every body knows some- one who’s been affected by that disease.” She said that her son was well .”' ' known in the’ community “and his *t ‘SUN STAFF PHOTO / Sharione Imhoft 'so this Is how it's done - Eight-year-old Castlegar “Aquanaut Michelle Streich, (I), receives some friendly ,advise from competitor Ellen Shaw, age 9, from the ‘Colville Valley Swim Club. The two were both involved in 7 ! i the Regional Swim Meet held this weekend in aie 100, 00 PRIZE 00,0 POINTS (Double Point Day Thursday) . ~: Unit Orca Coupon Pee Contestant Par Expires ‘Auguelt3, 1001 7 name always draws a positive response from people. “It brings back a lot of memo- ties,” she said about the tourna- ment. “It makes me feel good to know ‘he was liked so well. Everybody knew him and every- body loved him.” The golfers played a five-man scramble format and both the top men’s team and the top women’s team took home trophies. Kirby bien Brian Pinter, Bill Van Yzerloo, Perry Horning, and Aaron Stouchnow—who also organized the event—came in first place and picked up the men’s trophy named after Dan Markin, The Mark Lightle Memorial trophy went to the top women’s ‘team consisting of Bobbie Keraiff, Kim Tassone, Colleen Lightle, Lil Knowler and Kay Markin. ; 3 ORANGES 'N' ICE CREAM © 600 mI. box orange Jelly powder —»_ ] cup boiling water * 3mandarines, peeled, sectioned, ‘« 1 cup vanilialce cream si cut sections in half bolling water Into blender and add Jelly powder, blending slowly nil crystals are dissolved, Add Ice cream, Biend until mbcure Is smooth and Ice cream metied. Pour Into serving bowl, fold In orange pleces and refrigerate until firm - about 1/2 hour. Prices effective Sunday, August 4 - Saturday, August 10 2717 Columbia Ave., Castlegar N 4 Markin said she was ised (at her team's high finish. She said, while her son had a passion for golf, she was relative- ly inexperienced at the game. “I could just see Dan laughing with every swing I took.” Cohoe Insurance Vehicle Transfers License Plates {erath St, Castle 365-3301 “apply-to.mai Schedule for facaat 7&8, 1991 Please note: Ifa final game in the 1991 Babe Ruth Tournament Is required, Shaw Cable will i pt its regular xs Wed. 6:30 pm, Thurs. 9:00 am + West Kootenay Today - press conference announcing the Proposed baseball training centre at Butler Park. Wed. 7:00 pm, Thurs. 9:30 am + Banjo’s Reunion - part 2 - 1990 musical weekeng at Banjo's. 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