CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thuredey, July 17,1975 ; Patricia Young Says... pitt Lt ct ad OS) Bleeding Hearts Get fo Me Whilelam as tolerant as goo taste will permit bleeding hearts : come the object of © their misguided do-gooding. | Most of us know a bleeding heart or two, Sh iy" ihe around nipping off the’ heads of + rosea in order to “equalize” ; them with I. Ever since Roosevelts Fireside Chats, I've had a revulsion for contrived to- getherness that tends to drive society into a sonnoond of conformity, ‘The fact is, no one is going totell me how, when and where I should be involved or dump me into a neatly labelled box of the common man, Little people ‘The bleedi understand the meaning of individual liberty, freedom of choice, personal accountability or man's right to chéose his own, diet, clothing, opinions and friends. - She writes off the in- dividualist as’ paranole, selfish and reactionary. When you stop to think about It, the bleeding heart invariably compounds a lem by creating one where it did not exist, She will badger your dinner guests with her dntormasd Batronlant whenall She will embarrass the handicapped with her smother- ing when they only desire to operate on their own as best . they can. ‘The fact is, the bleeding heart needs ite socially de prived to perpetuate her super- Involved heroism. e has simplistic solutions for modern problems and her logic marches on with two left feet. In short, her selective ‘indignation points her (or him) up as dangerously programmed on one side of an issue. Angela Eremko She knows all the details of U.S. involvement in Vietnam, but will not admit to any Soviet or Red Chinese Involvement, If this were all, ‘one could shrug and leave them to their idiocy, but they insist upon trying to rope me into thelr corral, presenting their patent- ly one sided and selected ‘statistics designed to take the place of common sense, Moat of all, 1 resent the idea that they alone have a corner on understanding and compassion. Well don't look now, but I bleed a bit my- cause that might make them feel worthwhile. ‘ A Male HAS BOTIOMED OUT: UPSWING ! BS [HAVE SAID SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE... RECESSION WEARE ON AN EEENOMI WELL. Canada’s in good shape for a ong, hot summer, it looks ation, if you hear some time this summer that a member. The figdrative father would be Mayor Drapeau of Montreal, one of the. great con of tl 20th century, Asked near the beginning of the fiasco whether there veil . ship replied sonethlng i tke this: Sugar and Spice only >> somet like 01 tenth of the national debt. ‘There's the very serious problem of the increase in Dear me, site Olpantesiodng money as there is of a man having a baby. meu, fe Fre ica, to i anadian city with the they keep putting up the price of gas, it will soon be more than a pack. of *- alady who is eigi spproscting $800 ‘allen ; “Bu don't ‘sel M. ut, sel 5 5 short. He has . rages ‘gar Was among the 128. stu- oa ‘ponte graduating from Selkirk” = College this year. She’ was awarded a diploma in Liberal and Science. ler pame did not appear with other local graduates in last week's issue of the Castle- gar News, having been inadver- tently omitted from the original submitted lst: pregnant, has. produced again, witha budgetthat will “go down in history with the tame impact asthe Oth: snalversary of J ‘of Joey Crack an 80 the Pee of gas has e up. So, what's new? Bia ane epee it to’ go nd thesé’ stern,” new cut away ‘pric + back on our nils-use of one of ! By 8 Medi allied. ane ‘be born® with an eine coin in-his mouth, and he'll be hustling lottery. tickets from his cradle. Bout you and I will still be stuck with a tax bill that ‘would have made the Fath- ers of Confederation have a group’ stroke. Glenmerry NEW AND USED. FURNITURE 3191 Highway Drive - PHONE 364-1822 ‘The whole country wasn't we that! Don't be surprised if M. Drapeau starts a completely new lottery, with the winner Amencaly) chosen as the first Canada to havea . 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She remarked, “Money isn't everything, but it beats everything else.” oe 8 ‘The bearded lady at the circus sald, “Everybody's got something wrong with them, wath me, you can tell what’ it tue ce *” What's this” hullabaloo about the Toronto teacher who whomped his students so's to keep order among.them?, Tl agree that students shouldn't be Whomped by teachers or * anybody else. N LOCATIONS RVE YOU BETTER saduoddy 4 low. é HOME GOODS LTD. Carpeting’ +) Are. you going to. stop. “driving and get olf your lay ‘and ‘walk ‘do 1 Those, of course, are. rhetorical questions. We're smoking ‘more ever, drinking more than’ ever, and * Giving Birth toa Child? Recently, for example, I ~ had my wife convinced that if Ipaid up for my war service, ‘and taught for another year, could retire at apretty good pension. Sais Not that she was in favor of it, She wants me to work until I'm go old and sick and tired and stupid and useless. that nobody will have me, except her. Then she plans El ¥ Students Study Forest Industry Children come up with the best ad-libs. The following are some goofs by elementary students mado after studying a course of the forest industry. .AThe complete article by Eve Writh was published in the April Edition of Canadian For- eat Industries.) Eve asked one of her students: “How. long, does a logger have to be on the job?” And the student answered: “He should be no.less than five feet 12 inches or at least six feet even, including his boots.” ‘One little fellow rational. ized the complete logging in- dustry this way: “Tree farmers try to plant as many trees each yearas they cut down, and this then makes zit all come out like six of one and half a dozen for every- body." : +. This one pecs a ele confused with it “In a cies logging . camp, cables ‘of all sizes run through the sir .in’ every direction. They could be run- _ning east, west, south or north. Maybe even south-east, I can’t be ‘certain because it is just about all I! could do to even that:in a modern Havenor auch, One of those ‘awful places where couples can retire together. fe idea is that we should. My split when we finally decide we are mature. She. can have the house, the car (1967, Dodge) the piano, rugs, the than ever just to prove how ‘irrational we are. > £ it) decree that the speed ne will | Promptly be réduced to an hour, Canes If we did that, and at the same time cut by two-thirds the: amounts” spent on we'd almost. ime and the - snow store T won't need ay of het just take my’ grand: baby, Pokey, and we'll go off somewhere and make a good life for ourselves, with no women. S % My, caleulations were! out about 400 cent! on’ the pension’ deal, 80 I have to ork for another 20 or: 80 Mand perhaps that ia: the reason I'am a very astute finanelal“eritie in the big pick up the; amount, M-; fubligd a Tr Minister of Finance, if he all the answera,, Well,.can tell you, Ehave the big, broad concepts well in hand, but sometimes the + niggling little details escape Are They Problems Tilagree that we shouldn't go back to the strap. But the teacher must have some means * to maintain discipline; other- wise his'or her task becomes impossible. The obvious method is the one used in bars, restaurants, plants, every place. Throw them out! On the first serious offence againgt order, the kid would be warned. On the second, he'd be out for a day; on the third, fora week; on the fourth, per- manently; he'd have to learn on his own, As noted in this corner many times, there's no “right” to be educated, there's only the right to the opportunity of being educated; and if the kid blows the opportinity, tough bananas, % we ae 5 T've thought of a solutic for those awful American cities. Sell them to the: Arabs, wit! the Germans: handling a adminiatration, and the Rus- sians acting as the police. Sar Week eee) If you tell a woman you're virtuous, she'll believe it and turn off right there. If you tell her you're wicked, she’ won't believe it; she'll, insist on finding it out for. herself, and then she'll be angry at you for telling her the truth in the first « Place, eet ed Plato: “The just man sets in order his own inner life, and wlare Taany" says: a) ean’ nee that * Eeivings'61 “wondering why Smiley zit : +in my own. a0 grins othe Dodge thi Uke ee well-oiled ces ee] are not many gays left whe ‘still have 12 shares of Elder Mines, And there are jot many guys my age who on could til make agood living - ina pool Sow watch fa John Turner. is his own master and hia own. ‘law, and at peace with himself.” eee D, told of a married couple, both working and making over $300 a week between them. ‘They save nothing, and are $7,000 in debt. emecce Some nien get rich simply to find out if there's any limit to the amount their wives and” children san spend. Of course, our young peo- ple have’ been prepared:for something, ‘They've ‘been’ pre- pared for the golden age of peace, prosperity and stability that's now beginning. In backward countries, the + police execute the criminals; in progressive ones, the criminals execute the police. Peery se: Phil, Stone of Humber College reports, “The class reunion is an occasion when ‘everyone gets together to see who is falling apart.” ees Tm pleased to learn (from ‘The Wall Street Journal} that China has purchased two com- Blete laundries from Westing- house in the United States. ses Almost every women has two faces—the one she shows to, men, the one she shows toother women, ;tPhus,'a man might de- scribe/a» woman as, good- logging camp, ‘cables ran in all directions.” * Allmale chauvinists should recognize this reply as coming from a female: “When the mighty hand- some. paiedern Reg ed tala deep. sigh.” ‘This one had to come from an accountant: “It takes high skill to lower atree. The lower the logger the higher, the skill.” “And this one may grow up to be: ® politician: “On the west coast they call their things that grow atraight up in the air a natural resource. On the east coast we call them plain trees.” +-mTRIs stndent, does ot eee unis . at all: Fast — Courteous — Reliab Phone 365-5700 : TOMLI PLUMBING '& HEATING LTD. * site 5= Comp. 11; J Oy $8.1 — Castleger, SALES & SERVICE ©. We Supply and. Install Fae fe SeTic TANKS & FIELD eater wt ke Tomlin ‘Walter Tomlin : Mike on wai - KINNAIRD TRANSFER LID. LA (fONY) GERONAZZO. MANAGER EXCAVATION — HAULING — BACK HOES!’ CONCRETE GRAVEL — PIT RUN. 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PRE-VACATION: : « CAR CHECK “Scope Tune-Up Centre’ a Be eae eae B= BE APE ENO TE EH TEES TOD BE PPE "Only.One Left B.C. Owned Dally Sold The second. ‘last of the ‘Pear Ann Landere: Please print the enclosed which I clipped from Se newspaper, Perhaps the man J love will see it and recognize Imself. He always reads Ann Landers, ‘My husband is’a wonderful person—when he is gober. After'a fw tina he becomes abunive, aggressive, foolish and sometimes F unconscious, He refuses to admit any of this, If only he could see i how he is destroying himself and what he is doing to those who love him! Please, Ann. Thank you, —Standing By Deer Standing By: Here it is and I hope and pray it will help not + fonly aly thee man you love, but millions of others who are In the same it. “Few: ‘drinkers know what ‘they: are crinking, Alcohol is a hi it can make one He al eltted but itean as do the opposite—and Eas aggression, and eventually eth body works hard to burn up alcohol, but if it is used to excess, alcohol tli up in the bloodstream and In’ the body's ‘Alssues, he brain andthe! liver Tt also afleets the learn, are: aay reahollea? Many are among the moat nted people’ in the w: do they drink? I don't know. But they seem to have an Rang-op,'2 ‘no hobbies and no outside interest, ant by well-meaning friends or relatives will net | eee ‘Only he can stop himself, He must He must also realize that other People in the world have bigger problems. than: his.”. Dear Ana: Landers; I am hoping ae will, print ed letter use I. could never get up the nerve to to discuss this with a fai ‘a young woman, who has been cursed with an rerabunnc of body hair. I ave ts tried d bleaching it but it comes week. Now it like th hair even Prine and thicker. I'm beginning to fee! like a monkey. Ts it Ne that an overworl Cause excessive hair growth? Could medication control it? Please don't su; siececlyss'l onl be too sa mbarrassed. Besid es, T could never.” Help me, Ann. Miserable Dear Mis ‘You need more than advice, dear, It is exsential that you ‘go toa doctor for tests and learn if you have # hormonal problem that’ might be'controlled by medication. The next-step is to see a ‘hair-removal specialist about. ‘hectrolyaia for. those areas which cannot be covered by clothing. One visit, cialist should be far less coburn than going through Me feeling like a monkey. Goutidential To Back Me Up: Berry, T ean becae while that theory is, not-completely “nutty”, It has been blown out of proportion. * Belentife investigation has revealed an extra Y chromosome is found rarely—aoly {In about one case in 700 2 ny ve this they are almost always non cele with gentle dispositions. So, othe theory has several large holes In Newfoundland Newcomers Found Going Pretty Rough Thagbenwisovaforsome been dispeled by-a teain ears thats Norsensen or: Vikings was. ea- lished Sreuod t the year 1000 n tip of of.the Survey of Canada, Energy, ‘Mines and’ Resources, ‘They took soil, peat, tahes and other ‘samples, ‘analyzing them, Sinica that ttt there‘ had: been no changes in‘climate in the ut °1,000 ‘years, and that the ‘vegetation was mostly. scrub. been sugges- tions that the: climate ‘and ti nm [settlement ‘This notion has now _ SITUATION WANTED | Ve got 20 years purchasing experience, induding. Mventory. control, expediting, ett. 18 yeors on heavy. cones ee and. 2 years on manufacturing process.) Member. of Canadian psoction of Pur chasing Agents. = Br Full of. Part-Time position wanted, the province has bese bought by a Quebec chi An Secsneeneen Friday says Sterling Press has taken over Today Publications of Cranbrook and Kimberley, pub- Ushers of the Cranbrook Daily ‘Townsman, the Kimberley Dal: . ly Bulletin and the. weekly Courter Town and Cot Taylor, major. share- holder and president of Today, become a sales executive “for Sterling’s papers, based at the North’ Shore Citizen in, Vancouver. The company, ‘owned by Conrad Black, W. White and David Radler began operating newspapers 10 years ago in Sherbrooke, Ont. They bought ‘a number of other papers in ‘Quebec and about five’ years ago they moved into B.C. with the purchase of the Prince Rupert Daily News. Since then, their purchases havo included the North Shore Citizen, the Richmond Review, the Albern{ ‘Times, the Peace River Block News In Fort St. John, the Nelson Daily News and the Times, as well as weeklles in Burns Lake and Purchase of the East Koot- enay papers leave the New Weatininster Columbian as the only B.C-owned daly In the, province. Sete at ete CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, July Shop i in Cool Comfort for these HOT SUMMER DEALS Today owned by Tay ° shareholders, Stu Castlo and Ron Powell. Castle becomes! publisher for the three East. Kootenay papers. » No change in policy is expected “within the near future” for the Townsman Bulletin, dailies that concen- trate on local and regional news “and ‘do not use-wire copy. _ Dr. Bob Young The patient faced ‘with an elective surgical operation for a condition which requires surgi cal treatment, but not.on an: emergency or urgent baais, is often-under’ considerable stress, * ‘This type of surgery often requires low’ priority from'the hospital admitting department, and asa result the patient my have to wait several weeks for « his operation. + Moat people are’ not both- ered by this delay, but a few become: increasingly tense as the hy ‘approaches. surgery is a normal sali ‘and a certain amount of anxiety exists:in even the most serene’ patient. Some people, however, become in- creasiongly ‘distraught during the waitlag Laehrantrs and pat often not; helped by. th regis of welrnaiag fronds Horror aterfes about surgi- cal ‘calamaties’ always find ‘at- “tentive' audiences, aid People. ‘with ‘stories seem to have a knack ‘for telling t them ‘to surgical patients a week before the operation’ =>: ‘Learning that “Uncle Char- lie" “died “after his \hernia operation is not. very. reas Info/Health ing for the Yellow due to ba his fixed in the. immediat » fature. ‘When an operation. is re:’ quired for'an acute emergency condition, the decision [s usual-', ited very well. The need for something to be done is obvious tothe patient, while his discomfort and the short’ walt for his operation do‘not give: him time to become unduly. anxious. Doetors may be remiss {a not recognizing the patient's concern, They tend to’ forget that what they regard as a rout: |ROUND STEAK CAN. GRADE ‘K. 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