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C2 CASTLEGAR NEWS, March 5, 1980.

(Vital Statistics

5 BIRTHS WILTSHEAR — To Mr, and Mrs.
ARMITAGE — To Mr. and Mra. John Wiltshear“of: Castlegar, a
Ernie Armitage of islenny a’ Saughter, born Feb. 26.
daughter, born Feb. 2;

BRYDEN — ToMr. and Mrs. Jack
Bryden of Rossland, a son, bi
Feb. 10. oi i

OBITUARIES
vy s FILIPEK — John: Fillpek, 79, of
LINDSAY — To Mr. and Mrs. Roy Nelson, died Feb, 18 In Kootenay
Feb. 25.
Sess Thempeon Funer

PETER — To Mr. and Mrs. Terry
paler of Nelson, @ son, born Feb.

Erma. BE
Bombeck

| think I've lsolated the prime cause of women's
boredom for sports. Statistics.

(It isn't dramatic enough to have @ quarterback who
chews tobacco during a game. Or for the baseball rookie
to become confused and run the bases the wrong way. Or
even for a mother to run onto the tennis court and tie her %
son's shoe during a match at Wimbledon.

Oh, no. We must’ hear about another quarterback
named “Jack Fronsby, who in 1907 was penalized ten

ten was in Nelson Memorial

yards for illegal spitting . ... Pete Dimbulb, who played hart, 68,
for St. Louis and in 1930 ran the bases facing. the plate .

Monaghan officiating. ©

QLEBOFF — John Samuel

was

chapel of-  Gastlogar runeral
with burial In Park M4

oral Gomer ‘etery.

in rry's Memor:
‘eb. 28 with Rev. ‘ohn
Fullerton officiating. Cremation.

HARPER — Viola Harper, pee ‘of
‘Trail, cea Feb.. 27. in Trail
pital,

jas conducted on Feb “
Summerland United cntine: with

Rev. Greennaugh ofticiatl
LEONHART —

Chartes F.
att ve of Teall, died Feb. rs In

legional Hospital. Cre-
ration.” i

NOFIELD — simon eam) Notlerds
76, of Kaslo, died Feb. 26 In
Kaslo Victorian Hospital.

ROTHERY — Harry Rothery,

if ‘Trail, died Feb. 21 st Trall
Regional Hoepital. Cremation has
taken place. Memorial service will
be conducted at a tater date.

URQUHART — Yonn ‘Cealt Urqu-
in Mater Misericordive Hospital.”
lucted Fe 28

. and Helen Ryan, who 25 years ago during the. tennis Funeral

finals In New York ran onto the courts with her son’s
lucky underwear,
ly husband contends statistics are small talk and

don't bother anyone. | contend they slow down the game
and who cares?

“Hello, dear. Your're early. What happened?”
. He says, ‘I tried to call home, but the ine was
busy.””
**Of course it is. Your younger son has Just broken a
record for the longest telephone conversation about
absolutely nothing which was set by. your older son In
1975. He's bcon talking for four hours and 32.minutas.
The record Is even more Impressive as It’s long: distance
to a girl in New Jersey whom. he met last, summer ‘ina
‘line for ‘The China Syndrome."

**t thought you weren’t home. Where" Ss the’ ‘car?"’

“Do you remember | told you Ed Furbish'held-the
record at Al's'service station for major repairs? Well,
you're within three visits of tying that, record. ‘However,
we did clinch the record for number-of mi ies towed
during a single year for cars-under three ,years old
without warranty. Since you're. early, turn on2mysoap

opera, ‘Fooling Around Hospital.’ That's Dr.’‘Jessica’-

Heat. She's been up to bat at marriage three ‘times .. .
has one hit, one error, and one-man stil!’ turned on. Never
“hit the big leagues, but she has her eye on-Dr. Stud
Brute. I'm worried about Stud. He's in areal slump: Two:
, one with y and with
two child support payments. He's aclutch player though.
“You like statistcs? Get this. Hey! kids, whose turn
is it to do dishes? Look at that. A new record. They
disappeared in 38 seconds fiat.’’
My husband said, ‘I've heard enough.’’
**Nonsense,”’ | said. ‘‘Did you know the record. for
the first women to win an argument over sports was set
in 1945, when she appeared in a nightgown made out of
Astroturf and made him an offer he couldn't refuse?"’

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BSS:

a and thin

Dest nn. ‘Landers Tused.t to haié! ‘You Pann you eesutelt
‘ subject cont Today #! feel: a Jot aifferent about.the

y Betty Quinn was) my. friend: Pleas, ari

siti ‘editorial | that: .appeared ,
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mes on Jan. 4th: It! says it-alls ‘God bless, vous

Kurt Bartall.Jr., charged ‘with ‘the fatal;
r-old Betty Quinn, sald he didn’t.
Wasn't aiming: at anyone," pall
ui was Just golng down the strget shootin

He makes it sound quite- natural. An

ah

Ne

‘Can save ihe wood

Plans to'salvage,miltions
gol dollars’ worth of lodgepole
plhe * being ‘eaten.’ by’ the
‘ mountain’ ping beetle in the

Nelson'-Forest ‘Region may
igt the bug tothe punch but .
AWON't deliver the’ knockout

“blow.

‘Forest Service and log-

ig cornpanies ‘are optimis-
Hes thay will
alvage all the wood now at-
ed by the :beetle within
five years but both’ parties
working at the East. Koot-
nay . Insect: and: Disease

a nation
“with 50 million handguns lying around, It:is.' {f you're

down ‘In ‘the’ dumps ‘or If you feel like calebratin:
grab your gun and start shooting.
7: Local restrictions won't work without a tedera

4 Mors th than 20 established
quota holders in the. hard-hit
Golden, Invermere, — and

qu
law. But Congress refuses to pass orie, even though mere ‘Cranbrook Forest ‘Districts
ndgun

» than! 80‘per cent of the public favor ‘fede!

Feolstration: *
Eve ;

}vare: busy logging this year's ,

be” able ‘to

‘The Pine forest is “now |
ripe for the bug that feeds on
pockets ’ of -mature’. pine

/ stands found in 500,000 acres

of forest,

- The beetle has also left a
legacy of death in the U.S.
forests with Montana woods
being the prime target.

To prevent future epi-
demics, areas’ that have a
high percentage of ‘healthy...
pine are being logged’ now.

‘Emphasis: on the pre- i

j,themes; re-' ;

a |
Pes whe heritage of Al. -river’ trips,’ bicyel pairs,

berta: over 75 ‘years avo / wilderness toute, tt

depicted: on. the new. 1980

‘visitors accommodation: *
\deroad map, auto tour’

tivities calendar,

pproved accommodation, iday. i)

vention of fire, a potent agent,

limiting the ‘spread of; the °
pest has also’ promoted: “the
growth of mature pine stands:

inciting ideal: conditions for.

beetle epidemics,
Areas known to have:

salvage of 12,000 hectares of

the. of gun
into a: tlezy. it threatened to cut $4 ‘million: fr
budget of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire

until the agency swore none of hte money would be spen

on a plan ,.to make guns bear. serlal numbers.
. Guns kIll 30,000 peopte a-year; In the Unit

‘Stat
Many of tham woilld be'alive today If: handguns. like the
pistol that killed: Betty Quinn were! "trea dily liable.

Dear: Ann Landers: | am a 18-year-old hi

ig choo!
_ sophomore! — male, five feet, 10. Inches, welght 45,

t+)
Pounds, B average student, . Jewish,"strong: in. math,
weak In sports. { like People and get-along well with my
parents, two'sisters, my brother and grandmother.
Uhaven't decided what I. want to do with my Ife yet,
but I.do know that health Is: more important than money.

tle-infested' wood, the
‘gest beetle’ attack on rec-
ord,
‘Hundreds of. acres’ of
ood in environmentally sen-
sitive and remote areas will
not be reached during the
salvage operation.
Companies are’ gearing
up to salvage all the diseased
* -pine within their license area
within _ three-to-five: years.
Anes that, the wood checks
id. cracks devaluating it,

1am determined to steer clear of work, that involves a lot: ays manager John Cuthbert,

of. emotional ‘stress \ that might lead toa: nervous. ~
3 that high ...as future harvest stock until

breakdown. '! also want to. avold a:}
accident rate. ’
Can you check with some insurance co

life?

Other species will be left
‘this latest’ outbreak,’ now

f spread into’23 major river ’
find-out which career offers the best chafice for. a‘long” ‘drainages - in the, Rocky :

—Looking Ahead —.A.R. [Skokie, Utinots}
Dear 4.9.: {have some bad news for; you, Son. You‘don’t

Mountain trench, lets up.
: The current plague has
its roots in the gay 90’s when.

qualify on two counts — sex and religion. Nuns have the .. pioneers’ ‘burned © unprece-

years. This information isnot’ from:
company, it’s from Sydney: Harris’ -he
You ‘Gelieve?”’: Thir. ts: an excitin:

i pel
- published by Argus pand a’ real’ bargal $2.95. |

recommend It.:

-“ longest flfe expectancy of any group in the country —.77: |: dented amounts of forest for
urance ©’ resource uses. The massive
Would disturbance promoted ‘the

: growth of lodgepole pine, the
Heat bree ype to re-establish
itself.

mixed with other species,
) The long.term solution is.

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