SANTA VISITS CASTLEGAR Daredevil trucker Tyrone Malone field : has a ‘handle’ on diesel racing A cloud of smoke! A flush of color! A_tremendous roar! t's...it's Tyrone Malone, the king of daredevil diesel truck driving! With a hearty laugh and his foot pressed to the accelerator, this rollicking racer sct the world’s class A diesel speed re- cord which, incidentally, he in- vented, Life for Malone has been full of booms and busts, but it has never been dull. Since Icaving Apache, Okla., as GerelT Oliver Malone at the age of 15, he has been a cotton picker, barboy, dishwasher, resort owner, car dealer and car salesman. He's been rich and he's been r, but he’s never lost his in- nate sense of showmanship or his zest for life. “It’s no crime to go broke in America,"’ says Malone, ‘‘but it should be a crime to stay broke if you're an able-bodied man."* Putting his words into tice after his last financial Hee he decided to freeze a hale. Little Irvy, a 38-foot sperm whale preserved in liquid nitro- gen, became the star of ‘whale of a sale’* promotions at shop- ping centers across the nation, Charging 50 cents a person to see Irvy, Malone hit the jackpot. At the Minnesota State Fair the whale earned a whop- ping $19,000 in 12 days. His success with Little Irvy and the whale truck led Malone back to his first love—trucking. Youngsters dubbed Little Irvy's carrier the Boss Truck, and that sounded tike a good ‘*handle"* to Malone. “I'm going to build a screaming Jimmy diesel three- axle tractor, the most beautiful truck you've ever seen...and I'm going to call it the Boss Truck of America,"' he an- nounced, he Kenworth truck wha dazzling pop art paint job hit 114 mph te set The world's speed record for its class at the Bonneville Salt Flats in 1971, and the man known as “The Hey there, hi there, go there! EADER e fu Aish : beneath the Christm: Ww fun ben a8 tree? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Mickey’s ready to roll into f kids from two to 92 in his new TEN-FOUR, LITTLE BUDDY—King of truckers Tyrone w Malone gives a big O.K. to a young fan who's just completed an exact Lesney/AMT model kit of Malone’s famous “Super “Boss,” winner of ‘the world’s diesel tractor speed record. Malone plans to challenge his ndag Bandit. the big, ‘bad’ “Ba on his AMT “Bandit” mod on trucking with a “handle World's Fastest’ has been in high gear ever since. Next came ‘Super Boss," a 16,000-pound = customized Kenworth with a buil 1 “Super Boss” record in while his young fan works kit. Both are sure to just keep on each other's progress Photo: Dennis Yeandle executed mold for ‘the kit cost more than the actual truck! Another star in the hobby kit line is Malone’s Bandag Ban- ‘built V-12 twin V-12_twin-turbo 1,000 hp De- troit Diesel. The chrome, steel and fiber glass truck sporting a ted, white and blue color pat- tern became the world's fastest diesel when it clocked in at 144.421 mph at Bonneville in 1976 Soon Malone and his super trucks were scoring at truck shows, race tracks and drag strips, where the ‘*Super Boss”’ reached over 100 mph in about 13 seconds. Manufacturers of truck parts Started sponsoring the flashy racers (Malone was the first to tace “'Show"’ trucks) and, as he puts it, “the phone started ring- ing and hasn’t quit.” Among the companies to call was Lesney/AMT, manufac- turers of precision-engineered model kit sets. Scaled to 1/25th actual size, the ‘‘Super Boss’* Kenworth AMT hobby kit fea- tures six Bandag slicks, Detroit Diesel V-12 engine, tilting hood/fend: the hearts o! “MM” jeep, just one of the nine colorful, fast-wheeling Walt Disney diecast vehicles made by “Matchbox.” Mickey's friends Minnie, Donald and Pluto also have bright new cars to cruise along in for endless action fun. Choose one, choose all—then wheel along and sing a song and join the ly, color decals, clear plastic windshield/windows and re- lated accessories. The parts are precision injested molded and, the It's time for Family Feasting The main ingredients in our recipe for holiday happiness, are over-sized portions of friendship, seasoned with faith and trust. It’s also time to say thanks to all for patronizing our establishment. FROM THE STAFF OF PIONEER STEAK HOUSE 1432 Columbia Ave. CASTLEGAR dit, a turbo 1,200 hp Detroit Diesel, Malone designed this speed truck with all available power technology, and plans to chal- lenge it against the Super Boss’ record-breaking title at Bon- neville, “The Prince of Whales,"’ as he’s sometimes called, has eight trucks in his million dollar plus fleet. ‘*Little Irvy’* and the whale truck are still around, along with ‘‘Boss Truck’* who is hauled by ‘‘Mama Truck,’’ **Super Boss’’ who's carried by the ‘‘Papa Truck," the ‘*Ban- dag Bandit’? who rides on ‘*Hideout"* and, not to be over- looked, ‘*Little Boss.”* Malone prides himself on never getting a speeding ticket in one of his super trucks, but during stints at shopping cen- ters he's been known to do 180-to-360-degree spin outs, leaving billowing clouds of exhaust and tire smoke all over Main Street, USA! Malone considers himself a trucker’s trucker, and plans to establish a Truckers’ Hall of Fame in Arizona. 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