WANTED. er ae PRINTER ced a jasio AEQUIAE quallfied Pastry and/or Bread Bakers for any kind of Bakery cperationa, hitehorse, Yukon. Phone or write Martin fastries, 85. Lewes Boulevard, Whitehorse, Yukon Y1A 3/4, Ph. Lt tat ait car alereo aaient Reasonable rates. Ph. HOUSE PAINTING re Frea estimat EXCAYSTING & Backhoe work, — call 359-7736. 4125 ‘WE WORK WITH WOOD RENOVATIONS, CARPENTRY , IMAGINATIVE WOODWORK Free Estimates Reasonable Rates Simard ond Quinlan 399-4140 TREES Tonped & Trimm ‘ CARPENTER: All aapects of wo! Renovation nable rat nes ‘avalighio. Ph. Ser — Experienced. aa Roner ai 365-2480" tin#20 ISIMPSONS-SEARSLTD,] Sales & Service Consultant PETER PEREPOLKIN Bus:. 368-6411 Home: 399-4145 CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, June 28, 1979 NUMIBERS GAME (c) 19789 Toronto Sun Syndicate HOW TO PLAY THE GAME: Using the clues, fill in every square. Some squares contain totals. All OPEN rows (horizontal, diagonal and vertical) leading to these squares must add. up to the totals provided. ‘ 1. Aug. ? month 2. Nixon U.S, Pres. no. ?? 3. 151 re reversed 4. 7? Days Around Worts This week's answers 5. Golden Anniv. + 1 6, Uno + 100 7. 1760 yds = ? mritets) & 11x 2 fess 1 x 1 INTERIOR & Exterlor, Painting Commarcial rial i Res intial. Bi Koa y ic. Ph. 3563. aa LYRI-} NEEDa Garpenter?. ‘WII work by hour or contract. Free eatim: nates. *h. 365-6120. ad 'S MASONRY Brick & Birt work. Ph. after 5 p.m. 365-5604, : Mi2i25 ~ GIVEAWAY OnE male Fouls Springer Span- fol, 1 old, Loves dhitdran. ab oraee 1-YR. OFe ae et eb toa Kom: PUFFIEG: oa a "arate for homes June 23rd. Ph. 6762. 2125 COCKER Spaniel, ald, male. Ph. saeno0es ait alter’ a Pu m + 3005 HOME for golden mown teyr.-old Terrler cross, Has her or Bebe and i spayed. Ph. oes ret ood £28 LITTER: trained, Regsiaent iluenete give away. Mizi24 HAY, 1%2 acres standin, 365-5764. iat: 12538 2BLACK male pittens, and 2 tabby male kittens. Ph. 3¢ AAS Siete tees MIBIDE Mr: 48 tudent Placemen BABYSITTING Job need full time for summer holidays. Ph, 365- 3900, SHARE A RIDE NEED aride trom North Castlegar from North Castiegar to Trail and back Tusa, i = 5:30, Ph. 2321 or 368-8258. Wilishare expenses, 2124 WANTED; RidstorF Nalson, Mon. - Fri Gam. - 3 p.m. Flo ible. Ph. 365+ Mi2{25 TO BELOW irom) Castlegar and back, 4:30. p.m. ae os.” LOST In downtown Castlogar, bout 7 Keys ‘on aring. $5. foward h. 365-51 2125 ToST 8-mo. Sor white and sandy coloured cat In Frultvale area. Sadly missed. Reward offei fed: Answers i Tuffy. Ph. 367-7609 o1 367. aii 25 FOU! at old arena, peniiaia basaball glove. Ph. 365-34: BUSINESS OPPT. Saturday's Ith aturday p.m. Bee tlt 8080, or Nada 3 its Centro, eae SSS SSS 10. 99 upside down 11,9x9less9x9+81 12.15 C. =? F. 13. Marx Bros. 14.0 F. = minus ?? C, 15. Lucky No. 16.3x3x3+2 17.61 x 9 less 549 18. Here's ? you 19, Cat's lives 20. 7 come ?? fess 11 DEALERS required now In West- ey Canada for Frantz Oll Clean- . Quality. Product, Good poten- tal, Contact: Doug Friesen, 2225 Coquitlam Ave., Port Sequitlam, Be pERe (804) "942-6638 0 wi PROFESSIONAL PERSONS Victoria merchandising business, expanding Into the Trall/Castie- i fe r/Nelson area, looking for posi- tive Individuals with high goals they uae Aenea: Reply to eA oa. Vict wi ss Sha irwood Park, Phiten Té8A AG8 BULLOOZING & Backhoe. For 5. * Several machines wallable. _tf/10 DISCO nf Excellent raputatie future pipet We ‘rainy yout Pe 368-9744, VILLAGE Jean Shop, aaring Island. 100 aq. aterfron' ges 6014 days. DRY Cenng Business In Sum- Includes. Holet Uy nea wloment and fadiition © 16,000, Ay gre. Summerland, iad ADDRESS LABELS. Handy for paean. envelopes, parcels, etc, 300 for $2.25 & tax, Castlegar Hows. in DYNO TUNING * WHEEL BALANCING ‘ * 24HR. CYLINDER BORING * ALL WORK DONE IN SHOP CALL this number for atin. Prag: sonal service for Watkins rod= ucts. Ph, 365-7304, ~~ Castiegar Alcoholics Anonymous ia a fellow- ship of men and women who share thal ies Healt Centre. Wednes : Discussion Meeting. an Church ganements Bontras ray Bi Me atin Sat "Dav d's Ghurch ar ent, Columbia Ave. Sat : Discussion Meeting, rye Ph, 385-6815 or 965-3593 *. PERSONAL adway, Vancouver, B.C. 1¥i. Telephone 736-2086." Tracks 312 Million Years Old . Anthropologist Mary Lea- key announced the discovery of a 76-foot-long trail of footprints made by two individuals walk- ing on a fresh layer of volcanic . ash 3.6 million years ago in what {s now Tanzania. The prints are those of the oldest known hominids and Dr, Leakey believes they are direct ancestors of humans. The footprints, represent- ing a frozen moment in Earth's history, were discovered at Laetolil in northern Tanzania last summer. Ms, Leakey sald only the end of the excavation season In September kept, sci- entists from following the trail farther. Ms, Leakey said the crea- tures that made the prints Were walking upright, with a free- striding galt not unllke that of humana, She said the form of the foot “was exactly the same a8 ours.” Ma, Leakey said the role of walking upright in the develop- ment of hominids cannot be ( Here's where . ) you're calling . 226 Vallican Slocan Park Winlaw Appledale Crawford Bay She said it more than anything else is what differentiates the forebears of man from other primates. “This unique ability freed the hands for myriad possibil- ities — carrying, toolmaking, intricate manipulation, From 229 Balfour Ai th 265 Nakusp 352 Nelson 353 Kaslo 354 Nelson 355 Slocan Cily Salmo Ymir New Denver Silverton 359 South Slocan Crescent Valley 362 Rossland 364 Trail 365 Castlegar 366 Lardeau Valley 367 Fruitvale Beaver Falls 368 Trail 399 Thrums 422 Grand Forks. 445 Greenwood 446 Rock Creek 447 Christina Lake 449 Midway 484 Beaverdale 693 Genelle this sing in fact, stems all modern technology. “Somewhat oversimplified, the formula holds that this new freedom of forelimbs posed a challenge. The brain expanded to meet it. And mankind was formed.” Ms. Leakey and coworkers found five fossilized footprints In the area in 1976 and announced that find in 1977. That discovery led to an intenalfied scarch last, summer. ‘The new trail was found when Dr. Paul. Abell of the University of Rhode Island ‘noticed a barely exposed heel print while he was digging outa block of rhinoceros prints, Ms, Leakey said one of the |” individuals was smaller than the other and probably was female, Directory For Insertion Rates Call Trail 368-9800 ° Nelson 352-9900 Castlegar & Other Areas 365-5210 + Are you tninklog of Approval within 48 hours! More reasons to choose TRADERS HOMEPLAN MORTGAGE: * Up 1085% ofthe - appraised value * Consolidate debts into one affordable payment 825 North Nelso PERSONAL DIVORCE! Quick- Inexpenulve. We prepare your divorce papers over the phone - fast. For more Information, call Self-Counsel Ser- vices, the law office of Jack D. James, M.8.A., LL.B. 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Regular hich now . 1974 COMET Regular $4895, now ......-.+5+ 1972 COMET 1077 VOLARE andradlo ........ 1973 METEOR $1995 radio and viny! roof. . saceeeeeee 1977 Th 1976 MONARCH 1975 TOYOTA CORONA. *26 1974 MARQUIS 1975 MONTEGO iSTS MORTEGE sum mer? Call. GLACIER SWIMMING Castlegar 988-2278, BEL-AIR CLEANERS & ° "1247 Bay Street * TRAIL INC, Hwy. 22 Genolle 603-2413 DAVIES SALES & 90 Rossland 362-7303 Equi pment f for Campers LEY CAMPERS ceeiies TRAILER Beaver Ah 36T- 0887 For that classic fook In fabrics, notions and pat- terns, CLASSIC FABRICS 82 Mapie, Castlegar Province of Ministry of th . British Columbia vironnante Environment Pollution Control Branch Pollution Control Branch File No, AE-559A APPLICATION FOR A dete UNDER THE . POLLUTION CONTRO. (Effluent) THIS APPLICATION is to be filed with the Di- rector of Pollution Control, 1106 Cook Street, VIC- TORIA, British Columbia V8V 1X4. Any person who “qualified as an objector under section 13 of the Pollution Control Act may, within 30 days of the date of lication, or within 30 days of the date of Grooming Boarding and Pet Supplies SHASHEEN KENNELS (Reg.) NELSON 352-2164 IF YOU enjoy. Gardening. di year-round usin aRiminunt minum: publication in The British Columbia Gazette or ina newspoper, or where service is required, within 30 days of serving a copy of the application, file with the Director at the above address an objection in writing to the granting of a permit, stating ihe manner in which he is affected. ‘PREAMBLE—The purpose of this application is to obtain a permit under the provisions of Section 5(2) 1 Right now Speedway have one of the largest selections of New 1979 ‘pickups and 4 wheel drives in the Kootenays. Come on‘in:.. let’s deal! 1971 TORINO cabal Green, 6 cylinder, ‘3-speed and radio. Regutar $995, now ..... eeneeees err reer 1974 COURIER PICKUP and radio 1977 FORD Fase of the Pollution Control Act i (effluent) of uncontaminated cooling water from the ill to the C bia River. eRINTiNG? S caisiiatiiner be Free estimates, reasonable rates. Ph. 352-1 7508 after 6 D. im, tintte BARRETT'S FRUITVALE. (Stace 1964)- 367-6216 NOAA BARRETT HONDA © 1405 W. Highway 3, Frultvate WHERE SERVICE IS #1 For Peace of Body and Mind THE DREAM MERCHANT NOW OPEN West K at 804 Rossland Ave. — Trail 364-2666 *"WATERBEDS AT COMPETITIVE PRICES” ion of S y's Biggest Sel kinn A £: ] 1. I/We, CANADIAN CELLULOSE COMPANY, LIMITED of 1200 - 1111 West Hastings Street, VANCOUVER, B.C. V6E 2K2, hereby apply to the Director for permit to discharge effluent froma Sawmill, located at Castlegar, B.C., into the Columbia River which flows east. . The land upon which the works are located is Lot Nos. 13981, 5636, & 5953, KOOTENAY DISTRICT. . The discharge shall be located at THE CANA- DIAN CELLULOSE COMPANY, LIMITED, PROPER- TY, three miles west of Castlegar, B.C. . The quantity of effluent to be discharged is as follows: Average daily discharge (based on operating period) 30,000 Imp. Gallons Maximum daily discharge 57,600 imp. Gallons The operating period during which the effluent will be discharged is continuous. . The characteristics of the effluent discharged * shall be equivalent to or better than (insert values after completion of column (3) of table (a) on reverse side). Total suspended solids - 15mg/1. — Total solids - 65mg/1. — B.O.D. - 2mg/1. pH range - 7.2 - 7.8 — Temperature range - 5-15 degrees C. . The type of treatment to be applied to the efflu- ent before discharge is as follows: Nil This application, dated on May 29, 1979, was posted on the ground in accordance with the Pollution Control Regulations, CANADIAN CELLULOSE COMPANY, LIMITED G. C. Dinning Super Cab, slueiwnite, th auxiliary'g gas an Be 1976 FORD F250 4x4 Grown, V-8 automatic, $5 power steering and power bral 1975 FORD tee. Red, V-8 sutomalle: Le 1972 FORD F250 Red, V-8, 4-speed, radio, XLT, rusting . 1973 CHEV '2 TOR Blue, v8, $2495 andeadio.... Get Excellent Service STERLING ELECTRIC CO. LTD. RR. #1, aoa slecen 632 HELEN ay FLOWEnT for all Neue Shower and camara s ne Maple cantager 365-5191 Insui of all des tions, avallabie at. ~ ANDERSON - INSURANCE AGENCY LTo. » s Castlegar 365-9392 a JOHNNY'S MUFFLER SHOP Specializing In“ custom pipe bending. 1228 Pi ‘Trail EXCHANGE <"We buy ands new & eed: 352. BE nalson TURBO * LowPrices & OF 1335 Columbia" 365:541'1 bs ‘ CASTLEGAR, ’ gm OTHER NATURE'S PANTRY “downtown Troil & Costlegar NELSON GLASS CENTRE. We also carry Sunroofs end Stained Glass |” 6215 519 Front Nelschs TREE PLANTING, which plays vital port ta > British Col- umbia’s forest Industry, Is ably done by such crews as this one lead by Kate Markin, left photo. Kate and her crew, con: Mary, Kat! ting of, top photo, left to right, Brenda, Christal and Betsy, are shown here during their treo planting stint on Realto Moutain earlier this month. It’s All Contained In One Rule Book Everyone has days when nothing seems to go right, Not only will the car not t; but the evening news adds credence to the suspicion that the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Perhaps the 2 problem is we don't d the rules by Pau! Dickson has taken eare of that. A. 89 care of that, A 89-year-old writer from Maryland with nine books to his credit, he has just authored "The Official Rules." The Pook is billed on the cover as“ CA STLEGAR NEWS, Thursday, June 28,, 1979 Join us-in Christina Lake for Dining & Disco Dancing on the weekends ime & Place Christina Lake 447-9515 Enjoy the rel ation ‘ot our holding foun before entering ee of our 2 dining rooms for an evening of fine culsine. Phone us today and make a reservation. Phone 365-6000 Lag liceside plate Castlegar ‘Restaurant ~_Z| Open 6 a.m. till op p.m. Closed Wednesdays Reservations 447-9572 Christina Lake When In Nelson enjoy 3 different Chinese Smorgashords! Friday - Hong Kong Saturday - Shanghal Senet Peking very Da: Open iookalng Holidays! SBa.m.-10p.m. _ noes Sever RESTAURANT 479 Baker 352-3456 You may win a | Dine Out! *40 Family Dinner to last week's winner, [DAPSEFLIERIEC| Unscramble the letters and. write the name of the on the line pi Entry forms must be in by 5 P: im. on the Tuesday following publication. * The voucher is valid’ for one visit to a selected restaurant within 14 days of its ‘issue date. ® Winners will receive a $40 dinner from the re- gular menu at the restaurant for which the voucher is issued. © Enter as many times as you wish. i. mae @ Winners under 16 years of age must be ac- ied to the id by at least one adult. mee rs Peloso of R.R. No. 2, Nelson. Send in your entry form to: Restaurant Guide Box 31 . Castlegar, B.C. ViN 3H4 Please enter my name for the $40 Dinner Voucher Draw. as outlined above. Nome By oR a a tance Address City. Postal - ‘ode Phone {Please print) of law: which the real world operates, and instruction for "dcdling with the real world.” It_ is, This compendium, d ‘alphabetically, has In the West Ki Pulrit & Pew by Mink: y/Boundary Area 5 ‘By Rev. H.M. HARVEY i { Grace Presbyterian Church «The car was manoeuvering at great speed through the rush hour traffic, with accelerator brakes and headlights working over-time, <" (Quickly he overtook me, and because I seemed to delay th changing lanes, I got a blast on his horn and a mouthful of verbal assassination. Muti = 'as'\we enjoy the freedom a-car provides, we must remember that this free- dom is no different from others in that it brings with it, Fespon- sibilities. L We are reminded nearly every Monday morning during thé summer months of how our freedom to drive has been misused, as we listen to the traffic toll, Cars have become Optimum Resulis witl JOE'S JANITOR SERVICE a .f Teail of violent eath in peace-time. Perhaps some greater incentive to obey speed limits and-road signs. To ignore . these is to over-rule “the judge- ment of the engineers who built the road, the traffic experts who tested it for safety, and the police who have seen people die on it.” How thoughtless we are, We park our cars with little thought for anyone else. We drive as though. ws We long: to get from here to there more rapidly; never stop- ping to think of the risks involved, the nervous energy we will expend or what we are going to do with the two or three minutes we might save. If we are going to behave on the road like Christians and not like Jehu, who was identif- ied for the furious driving of his chariot, we must treat other drivers as we want them to could be made’ safer, curves Femoved, warning signs more prominently placed. Fewer PETE'S TVLTD. 279 Columbia , Castiegar 365-6485" ‘| Quick tuncheon service: the rem fod BLUE TOP BURGER... Castlegar “i Radiatora, cleaned, re-; paired, & recored. Sales’ | of new; radiators nd "| MIKE'S: RADIATOR, REPAIR, Trail 364-1606 NK’S SHOE Trall 364-2310 a T 24-Hr. jonbne Servi @: Castlegar 365-5114 Shabby, down-at-th i heel shoes? Get tl quallty-tixed at we TRAIL aura Bopy: av if “ULTRAVAC ‘ Suuaney af SWEEI is | Trail ~ 362-6276 speedway Trail, B.C. Dealer Lic. No. CO999B FORD MERCURY LINCOLN 364-2515 Water. Sondltiening Salt) Special at Customer pickup. CULLIGAN WATE! CONDITIONING 368-6818 Excellent fighting @ GALLE! aera CRESTON DECORATING CENTRE VILLAGE FASHIONS - Fuller Figure Fashions 347 Baker Street NELSON | signs and lights in ¢ertain urban areas would help too. Yet, ultimately, safer roads depend on better drivers. + ‘Just how many accidents are caused by human error — by ‘absent-minded people, not sufficiently, alert to road signs or to what is going on around them, forgetting to signal or glance in their mirrors before changing lanes — others by injudicious drivers who mis- judge distance when overtak- ing or slowing down. But the vast majority of serious accidents are caused by impatient, irritable, resentful drivers who deliberately: com- Plicate matters for the Berson who ‘dares to overtake, who show off to the girl passengers, pints irrespective of the risks involved, who. refuse to dip head. -lights or slow down in poor visibility. These are just a few of the ays in which human sinfulness expresses itself on our roads. Many people undergo sub- tle changes when they get into a car. Some feel ‘anti-ped- eatrian’ and ‘anti-all other driv- ef’.“Tll show him.” “I'll teach Bima lesson.” If we do not behave as Gheistians when driving, then for a considerable part of each week we are not putting our faith into, practice. i~ If-we are to love our neighbors and ourselves, we Thust stop counting our worries or blessings when driving, and ediicentrate on what we are doing. We cannot afford to be, casual. We must give our whole mind :to the road. If we are anxious about h or have had a row BARN Macrame and Wicker: CASTLEAIRD PLAZA, ,.F- Zeaty, tangy pizza, from |, the “Duke of Pjzzas. DOMINIC'S PIZZA Trail with ‘someone, or are feeling drowsy or unwell, it is danger- Gus to drive. Our concentration is affected and our reaction: time’ slowed down. $<-Someone has said that the best safety device in a car is a rpar-view mirror with a police car init. {Surely ‘the desire not to hurt others should be an, even treat, us. We must not allow 1 to be into something jee ace Christ- ians when we We should iperhene pray Keeping Reveaied b You can put makeup on so it will last all day if you follow a few. simple steps from top beauty experts, Mark Traynor, who teach- es the art of applying makeup in his New York studio and has his own line of nationally dis- tributed beauty products,-sug- gested the first step is to apply amoisturizer under your make- up base. . “A moisturizer is good for the skin and it helps the base go on smoother and spread more evenly,” he said. “But too much moisturizer makes the makeup move, So use: a minimum amount to make your skin feel silky smooth, “The, next most important thing for keeping makeup on all day is that you make sure you put it on in the right succes- sion,” he said. “Anything that’s oil-based, creamy, or liquid — with the exception of lipstick — goes on first,” Traynor said. “So your foundation,. cream blush or cream eye shadow is applied first. Then they are powdered down. “Take translucent powder and press it down over your cream makeup. Let it set for 20 or 80 seconds. Brush it off with with your base and it helps set the makeup so it will last all day. y “The next step is to apply anything that’s dry or powder- ed —a powdered blusher or eye shadow that goes over a smooth surface already created by the foundation. Then apply your lipstick. this prayer before we take our place behind the wheel of our vehicle: “O God, every time I drive my car, help me to remember that I am responsible, not only for my own life, but also for the lives of others, Give me patience, when progress is annoyingly and fru- stratingly slow, so that I may not endanger. my. own life,al re -had:a date. with death’ aha wees ate f for it# the’ lives ‘of- others by takin, chance to save a minute or two: Give me courtesy, so that 1° may think of the other driver as well as of myself, Keep me always alert, an “ give me wisdom to know when it is time to stop and rest. Help me never to indulge in any habit or in any pleasure which would make me a danger to others on the road. Help me to do everything that one can do to make life safer on the roads on which I drive: Through Jesus Christ my Lord. Amen.” (William Barclay. ‘More prayers for the Plain Man.') Beautiful oy Experis ye should put on the lip-- stick, press the excess off with a tissue, powder lightly and then dust it off and put on more lipstick: That should certainly stay on for a long period of time.” * > Beauty expert Mary Kay McAllister, author of the "Avon Book of Beauty,” suggested: “When you apply mascara, it's better to put’ on’ two separate coats. This will last every rule you ever wanted to know, It.‘explains the per- versity of automobiles, the actions of politicians and the correct etiquette for people in’ elevators, The most famous law in “The Official Rules" is, of course, anything can go wrong, it will.” Indeed, most of the rules in the book are nothing more than elaborations on Murphy's Law. This rule is universally accepted as being true. In fact, according to Dickson, in 1977, when things weren't going too well at the White House, a set of Murphy's Laws (he lists 12) Murphy's Law: “If. Dam Site! Robert's Restaurant A Better Restaurant by a Call toll free Zeniin 2877 Open 7 Days a Week "Tues: - Sat. 5 to 10 p.m. ‘A Unique Restaurant The: Crown Point 1895, featuring giant antique 5to9 p.m. Closed Mondays . 600- end st, South century English and {tallan stained glass, and much more. ner, Surround yourself with ‘Hwy. 3, Valiican - history. 11389 Bay Ave. Trail was sent to every aide. The notes were all signed no” The book is rich in humor as well as truth. That's just as well. Many of these principles are so painfully accurate that the only way-to deal with them is to laugh, Laws dealing with auto- mobiles are particularly accu- rate — ‘and painful. Take Fish- bein’s Conclusion: “The tire is only flat on the bottom.” Who can deny the truth of that? However, Hartman's Auto- motive Laws pretty much cover the whole thing: “(1) Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. (2/ Nothing mi- nor ever happens toa car on a trip. (8) Nothing minor ever happens to a car.” Elevator etiquette is ano- ther matter on which people seek guidance. But not to worry, psychologist Layne Longfellow has taken care of that, Dickson set forth all seven of Longfellow's Elevator Rules so you and I will understand: “(1) Face forward, (2) Fold hands in front. (3) Do not make eye contact. (4) Watch the numbers, (5) Don't talk to anyone you don’t know, (6) Stop talking with anyone you do know when anyone you don't know enters the elevator. (1) Avoid brushing bodies.” There! That takes care of that. longer than by slapdashing on one heavy coat. “You should carry anemer- gency kit around so you can do touch-ups, It should have loose powder and a brush. “The kit should also have lipstick and a brush, powder eye shadow, powder blusher, face blotters and moisturizer. “During the day, you can blot away excess oil and then dust powder over the -oily spots. People with dry skin can pat moisturizer on right over their foundation. This can be done at any time and it makes your makeup last longer and took fresher.” Christine Valmy, a skin care specialist with a nationally distributed line of products, says “put on everything but your mascara and lipstick, then take cold water and splash your face. Take-a tissue and blot your face. This sets your makeup for the day. Then put on your mascara and lipstick. “During the day, you do exactly the same thing with cold’ water. It makes your, makeup look fresh, But blot’ your face with a cotton pad that was soaked in cold water instead of splashing your face. Then put loose powder on your nose and lipstick on your lips. “You'll feel better and look better all day.” and of laws are listed in "The Official Rules," covering every con- ceivable situation and type of activity. In these days of shady peanut warehouse deals and naked pavilions, however, most people crave an understanding of politicians. Dickson takes care of that, too. je pertinent principles on politicians are herewith presented: : © Acton's Law: “Power tends to corrupt, absolute pow- er corrupts ‘absolutely.” e Broder’s Law: “Anybody that wants the’ Presidency so » much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be feusted with the office.” @ Dirksen's s Three Laws of Politics: "(1) Get elected. (2) Get re- elected, (3). Don't tget mad — get even.” @ Evan's Law ‘of Political Perfidy: “When our friends get into power, they aren't our friends anymore.” e Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Governments: “No one's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.” @ Raskin's Zero Law: “The more zeros found in the price tag for a government program, the less congressional scrutiny it will receive.” T Grand Forks Kinsmen: 6th ‘Annual -KLONDIKE — pO Tee meas ESD meet NITE JUNE 30th, 1979 TIME: 8:00 p.m, - 2:00 a.m. NEW GRAND FORKS CURLING RINK Door Prize: 100 SILVER DOLLARS Prizes and Games of Chance © Live Entertainment. Dancing ‘til 2:00 a.m. Weeet ae Tere Refreshments Available Prize for Best Klondike Costume TICKETS: $3.00 each Tickets available from: R. & E. Auto Supply. — Gazette Printing — Credit Union Cascade Drugs: — Kinsmen Members — Border Country Advance Ticket Sales Only!