oar
AND SPICE

By BILL SMILEY
As I drove the long, tired
road home Sunday night,
1 began to reallze why so
many fellows of my age
are cracking up.

The old lady was altting
. 4 snore, talk-
ing as

Sethough
word-ration-

Wid radio alter."

i nated be-
id iS e 2

shouts
om Smiley some group
noisler and naustouser than
the Beatles, courtesy of my
daughter, and the smug an-
nouncements of the disc
jockey, who broke‘in every
few minutes to tell us with
triumph of another fatality

on roads or water.

After 17 years, Tve given
“up

Jags. After 13 years, I've
abandoned all hope of im-
proving my daughter's .
taste or temperament,

But by George, I still
have some love for my fel-
low man.

Once a year, whether I
lke it or not, I publish
hints on hunt-

along with women, or a
similar perilous undertak-
ing, strictly in- the public
interest.

For example. When cas
noeing, never kneel in the
bottom of the thin,

a long-handled paddle, and
paddle standing up. That
way, you can jump if she
rolls over. If you’re merely
@ passenger, stand in the
> bow, so that you can warn
of rocks, large turtles, or
waterfalls.

If you're boating with
an outboard motor, don’t
be afraid to display 2 Ilitle
panache. Always approach
ie sock straight on and at

Bp speed: ed:-At the last con-
eaten é“moment, cut your
motor and swing, the tiller
hard over. Some day you
“might cut th. tiller and
swing the motcz, but who
wants to Hive forever?

Never take life jackets
when you go shin;
You're liable to trip over
one of them, and fall over-
board, while innocently

_ -walking up to the bow for
a cold beer. If you insist
on taking lifejackets, tie
them to your tackle box
Fisherman are a drug o.
the market, but good tackle
is expensive.

Speaking of fishing, don’t -

look around ‘before you
wind up to cast. It's con-
sidered a slur on the agili-
ty of your companions. It’s
up to the other guys in the
boat to keep an eye on
you. If they want to keep
an eye, that is.

Never swim where
there’s a crowd. You went
on your to get

i
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WEEKLY REPORT ON THE LIVELY ARTS

Book of the’ Week
os PERCY ROWE

TRIAL, OF SIR
‘muoMAs MORE’ by E. EB,
Palm

Cive’s Choise
OF A NEW MOME

By CLYDE GILMOUR

i ‘When King Henry
sutablisiied himself dibs
of the Church of England,
he became the most power.
ful monarch England had
ever had.

Thomas More, his Lo!
Chancellor, didn't aaa
But he was passively op-
posed to the more dramatic
of the king’s moves, After

a long trial, he lost: his

head.

ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS & VIEWS

Canadian viewers will
get a first-hand look at life
in Comm China this
fall in a series of specials
on CBC-TV.

A three-man CBC team
has just left China for Rus-
sia en route back to Can-

ada, :

Consisting of producer.
Patrick Watson, writer Roy
Faibish and cameraman
Eric Durschmied, the trio
visited the industrialized
northeast of China, farm
communes of the south,
and the May Day celebra-
tions in Peking.

®@ Now the movies are
getting into the space age.
One of the first is ‘‘Robin-
son Crusoe on Mars,”
filmed by Paramount. It’s
the story of a U.S.‘ astro-
naut whose spaceship is
wrecked on Mars. New
actor Paul Mantee is in the
lead.

@ One of the largest
movie contracts in Holly-
wood history was drawn up
when an entire tribe of
Pomo Indians, from age
six months: to 117. years,
was signed to appear in
Universal's ‘The Island of
the Blue Dolphins,” the
true story of a girl who
spent 18 years alone on an
Island qff the California
coast.

THE CHALK GARDEN is

another recommendable °

product of the British
studios, The movie fs flaw-
lessly acted by Dame Edith

. formidable

aginative granddaughter,
Deborah Kerr as a proud,
shy governess with a ter-
rible  secret,. and Felix
Aylmer. as a wasplsh old
judge.

SHOWS
. TO WATCH

Fri, June 26.

SING OUT (CTV); folk
music session from Ottawa.
THE NURSES (CBC); stu-
dent nurse at crossroads of
career.

Sat, June 27. FILM
(CBC); Blue Star: space
adventure with Dlasticine
characters.

Sun., June .28. WALT
DISNEY (CTV); The Truth
About Mother Goose.
CHORUS ANYONE .(CBC);

ver,

Mon., June 29. PLAY-
DATE (CBC);" an office
party puts.a son at odds
with his mother. DR. KIL-
DARE (CTV); a nurse: de-
cldes to marry for money.

Tues, June 30. THE
‘-PLANEMAKERS (CBC);
drama series about testing
of aircraft.

Wed., July 1. DOMINION
DAY SPECIAL (CBC);
ethnic groups put.on a
show at the Parliament

tose killed in an
rash returns. to dvtiee
ion.

away from people, remem-
ber? Pick out a nice lonely
spot and dive in.

It’s old fashioned, but
best way to teach kids to
swim is to throw them off
a dock, It can be embar-
rassing if you can’t swim
yourself, and they refuse
to float.

About fires. Never scat-

* ter sand and water on your
bonfire wheh you leave.
Maybe the next fellow
doesn’t have a match to
start his’-own.- This: is
known as common courtesy
because it’s so common. —

You have to use a little

common sense to get your

barbecue charcoal going,

too. We've tried a couple

of those commercial fluids, °
but there’s not enough ac-

tion. What ‘I. do now is

give the charcoal a good

sloshing with lawnmower

gas, Then everybody hits

the deck. I stand away back

and hurl lighted .matches,
at the thing. It may-not be

the status way to-do it, but

it sure as hell gets that

charcoal going.

Well, that’s about it. Just ‘[”

follow these safety hints,
and .you will never have
apy more worries about
summer. Or anything else.

Here’s an indoor game to play on rainy days.”
light club with a. stick, a cloth ball and a few ribbons.
Mount a few old boxes and use them as target, throwing the
clubs at them carefully. Number the boxes and keep score.

store,

. threat to the stability of fam-

shave their problems, of

music show from Vancou-

By RAY ARGYLE’

Canada has a new organiza-| et alone share i the abund-
ization this w dedicated

is. gatting

ce which this country is
capable of offering.»

What appears to ‘be hap
pening in’ North America to-

where al tient ad a pe
Wi
Peng uent and the poor, is

The Vantor|

Institute on|

$i
Ray Argyle

are-more and more shunted
into run-down ‘districts, their
children: confined to poorly-

ports in many sat} Cvipped schools,the doors of

down at Ottawa for a: con- pe world of affluence closed

ference on the familly called|
under .the sponsorship of
Governor-General and © Mrs.|po
George Vanier.

While the new group will
doubtless study many trends
in - family life in. Canada,
much emphasis will be put bn

trying to find solutions to the|the

problems we already recog-
nize exist.

One of the greatest  of|
these is poverty, which must|
regent the most. serious

ily life in Canada today.

Canada boasts of an ‘af.
fluent.‘ society. Indeod,” for,
dians

em.

What would eliminate

verty in Canada? The
” Epvious answer is’ full em-
|ployment at decent wages.

This will not be achieved,

juntil the great majority of
Canada’s unemployed acquire

‘country has no use for poorly
educated, untrained men and
women, *

Social. welfare assistance

.[ig needed and should be pro-

vided, but this will not solve
any t basic problem unless he
0

many . fortunate.
our society is a comfortable
and prosperous one.

Families whose bread-win.|tr

somehow . be ped in wehool
and then provided with what-
ever technical or academic
each is capable of

ners hold well-paying jobs|#bsorbing and using.

is the only abhor that

This is
the chain of poverty, extend.

work is never eee
ships rents and!

ig Within familles

ther

irom «generation to genera-

and the current generation}
of parents appears to be

Hon, can ever be broken,
Along the road, it would

caught in the change-over[help if lower- r income families

recognized

they need good
limited

in the/managemeat of. their
family as a whole unit is the|financial means, They would
chief trademark of Canadian/find’ more rewarding and

life.

earner lives by avoiding the

hase of flossy consumer

But fs it really sensible for] hi q
Canada to attempt to support goods nt hte rid font. peed

an affluent society on an
average family income of less
than $5,000 per year?

Finally, family pl
needed to reverse Moe oud
mow 80 common across Can- ©

The 20 per cent. of Cana-jada where it'is the poorest

dians who live on family in-

families who have the most

comes of less than $3,000 children,

annually’ can't adequately!

ou L PEDRO — By de la Torre

Have a 2 problem? Write to Cansdisn social eorkl
(Doris Clark in care of this newspaper.

DEAR DORISLatety we
found our. treasurer had
been’ infringing on our
funds as eheanehs began to
bounce. The president
phoned her and demanded
her books, The treasurer
admitted: her: wrong, was

willing to replace. the : nam

money and of course resign.

After being tormented all
day she asked the president
just to leave her alone but
the: then Bosaip: was really

making the rounds outside
the club. Was ne president
right?

SECRETARY .

DEAR SECRETARY —
In interfering? Yes. In gos-
siping? No. Besides, this
president is beamirching
her‘club's goad name,

‘DEAR DORIS — 1. Is it
legal for a girl-aged 18 to
leave home without her
parents’ consent?

2..1¢ it is, does she have
te going? them know where she
ing? :

5, As it true. that parents

aul responsible mr

are
their dren until: th
are 2

” DESPERATE

DEAR DESPERATE — 1,

Yes, if she can support
herself,

2. No. :

3. Not financially, —

DEAE DORIS—We have

Budget, It 1s.
voted ‘to a Rite cause,
namely Me.”

Students. across the
country are ‘joining the
“Why I Don’t Smoke” com:
petition. For details: they
write to me, enclosing
name, address, age, school.
If they include a dime with
their firat letter, we will
send: their pledge card

along with ‘the application

form,,— Cyril Large, Area
Chairman, .’Non - Smokers’
Association of Canada, Box
63, Midland, Ontario,:

DEAR STUDENTS AND
TEACHERS — Mr.. Large
tells.me there will be cash
prizes for contest winners.

* How: about getting on the
bandwagon with an entry?

DEAR DORIS. — 1 can’t
get a certain boy out of my

mind. Sometimes the tele-
phone tempts me and I

a 17-year-old bos. is

think
: too old for a 14-year-old
“i WORRIED
DEAR WORRIED — Yes.
The antidote to your Mental
Block

‘is'other things to do.
Keep trying'and cover up

+ the ‘telephone.

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Funeral Held Fri.

For. Mrs.

nac Hospital. .

Born in — Yorkshire,

following year.
Webster at Winnipeg.

husband joined the armed forces | W. H.. Hi

in the First. World War.

After the , Armistice they son . Cemetery.

settled at Robson’ where
Webster resided un

f the Women’s. Ai

uxillary
fhe Robson Community Church

and was a Shartet member
both the Le

mn Auxiliary ai
the Senior C tizens Association

of Castlegar.

Besides. her husband she is
survived By three oor Deon no pleasure -driving a car any
Shughier tre per mab ef ob Te “It's there for the asking,”
son; 10 rs atidreny snd’ one adves ithe: Gnade a alver

daughter, Mrs. A.
sister, Mrs, Mary De-Ath of

Shi al time | 8
if hi assing, She. was a mem-
ber “at tho Womens, Institute,

Webster. ;

coding (Cal ex, Willey’ offlcis:
ted at TM the Tfuneral service, Mra,
M. Flynn’ as organist accompa: |f
jed the congregation who san,
Breathe on Me Breath of Go
and Abide bites Me, hans Hite
ive pallbearers
waar Ast Datos , Ross’ Oborno,
Duncan Carter, D.’ Stewart. Jr.
and Jack Baker. Honorary pall:
bearers were Ev. vans Ja-
mes Porter, Dr. W. L. Wright,
Fritz , Nilsson, Percy ; Brewer,
Harold oxlee,. samee Hi Sanit,
Stewart Sr.,
peve Blackburn Ed Cuthill and

uston,
it was in the Rob-
Tntermen vag Castlegar | fi

Funeral Home was in charge of
arrangements.

‘Auto Driving
of! Pleasure Must —
. Be Sought Out .

Common compalint: “There's

must find it and use it. Nobody’s

Weekend Glinic
For Jr. Olympic
Training Plans

‘The dates and times of Fhe} torist who. builles, trying for

gion,
tomorrow and Saturday.
-will be; Fri

day, 630 pm. to

10.30 p.m. and Saturday

am. ee noon, 1.30 p.m.

p.m.-and 6.30 p.m.
rec turers

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George’s Schoo

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coach of fl

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re with pleasure if he wants

»| to. viput if he insists on con:
stantly,’ getting ahead of the |i

other drivers, fuming at the mo:

ed records on trips, stealing

seconds on traffic signals ‘and

ignoring, the sefoty equipment
his disposal, his

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oe the field of vision develops
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FOR Be Doses a over the age: of
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t it an, deterioration in..eye-
tat is quickly found and cor-
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