in Budget rentacar ‘A Budget Syste The best car rental deal. town is 365-3300 Victoria Flautist Featured Artist _ KCO Kicks Off Third Series ~The Kootenay Chamber “Orchestra starts its third and final series for the season this weekend, with performances at ‘the Vallican Whole tomorrow night; at the Jam Factory in noon; and at the Trail Baptist Church on Sunday evening. | The feature artist for the third series is Barbara Eadie, a flautist from Victoria whose previous experience includes Nelson on Saturday night; at the Nations! Exhibition Centre im Castlegar on Sunday after- performing and teaching at several colleges in the state of New York. She has also per- ® Royal Canadian Legion Branch No. 170 CABARET Friday & Saturday = 1:30. ncing 9:30 p.tr Of en 3 p.m. Mi nt p.m. Saturday : Sropet Dress Fri, & Sat. after 7 ue cies eleying Tost Guests at BesiaNeD In puDDY MARR COMMUNITY | Bulletin Board STAMP CLUB MEETING i David Thompson Stamp Club will'meet on Mon., April 3 at 7:30 p.m. in the undercroft of St. David's ». Church. There will be a Show, Tell and Swap Session. ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION ANNUAL MEETING 4 The Castlegar Athletic Association will be holding *' their Annual Meeting in-the Conference Room of the Community Complex on Mon., April 3 at 7:30 p.m. SPRING RUMMAGE SALE 3 The Women's Auxiliary to the Castlegar and . District Hospital will be holding a Rummage Sale in the Kinnaird Hall on Fri., April 21 and Sat., April 22. +For pick-up of donations, please phone 365-5308 for Blueberry Creek, 365-8302 for Castlegar South,- and 365-3992 or 965-3821 for Castlegar North.~ * is is OOTENAY DOUKHOBOR HISTORICAL SOCIETY—ANNUAL MEETING The Annual Meeting of the Kootenay Doukhobor Historical Society will be held at the National Exhibition Centre in Castlegar on Wed., April 5 at 7:30 p.m. In addition to annual meeting procedures a special feature will be entertainment by the Wynnychuk Choir followed with lunch by the Doukhobor Cultural Association. All Kootenay Doukhobor Historical Society members and interested persons are invited to attend. DAFFODIL PARTY *: Everyone is welcome to attend the Senior Citizens’ Daffodil Party on Wed., April 5 at Silvery Slocan Social Centre from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Lunch will be provided for 50 cents and there will be a Bake Table. “BE SLIMMER FOR SUMMER” S You are cordially invited to attend open house being held by the Canadian Calorie Counters on Thurs., April 6 at 7 p.m. at the Rotary Health Centre, There will be a guest speaker. a EVENING COFFEE PARTY St. David's A.C.W. will be sponsoring an Evening Coffee Party on Thurs., April 6 from 7:30 p.m. to 10 ‘- p.m, in the undercroft of the Church. There will be a sale of home baking anda Bring 'n Buy table as well as card games to enjoy. Admission is 50 cents and everyone is welcome, JUNIOR FOREST WARDENS MEETING The next regular meeting of the Junior Forest Wardens Club 4311 will be held on Wed., April 12 at 7:30 p.m. in Room 108 at Stanley Humphries Secondary School. Plans for the field trip the following week will be finalized. SENIOR CITIZENS FREE TAX CLINIC Chartered Accountants of Castlegar are organ- izing a free tax clinic for senior citizens on April 3, & and 6, Tax returns will be prepared free of charge for ahyone who is eligible for Canada Pension and who's income is not greater than $9,600. No self-employment of business income returns please. For an appointment. contact Robert Cormier at 365-5541 or Mrs. Donnan at : TEA AND BAKE SALE Kinnaird W.1. will be holding a Tea and Sale of Baking, Crafts, Plants, Mystery Parcels and White Elephant on Sat., April 8 from 2 to 4 p.m. at the Nordic Hall in South Castlegar. There will be a door prize. Everyone is welcome. FIGURE SKATING CLUB COLLECTING COSTUMES The Castlegar Figure Skating Club is collecting _ Carnival Costumes. If you have any costumes from past years, please leave them at Tu-Dor Sports in Castlegar or phone 365-5313 or 365-5121. ‘Coming events of Castlegar and District non-profit organizations are listed here through the courtesy of Canadian Cellulose's Interior Pulp and Lumber Operations. Please submit notices directly to the Castlegar News by 5 p.m. Mondays. i - A Public Service of Interior Pulo and Interior Lumber Operaticns, Canadian Cellulose se formed with the E CASTLEGAR NEWS, Thuraday, March 30, 1978 Chamber Orchestra with Ber- | nard Rubenstein conducting, the Rehearsal Orchestra, Edin- burgh Festival (Scotland) and Canford Symphony Orchestra with Bernard Keefe ceived the pal Me- dallion from the City of Greater Victoria for outstanding achievement in music. —- Mrs, Eadie will be accom- panied by the Kootenay Cham- ber Orch 1 (England). Eadie's performance’ ex- perience in.B.C. has been with the Victoria Symphony Or- chestra (1975), the Victoria Chamber Orchestra (1975), and the Courtney Youth Music Camp on the Faculty Orchestra and the Opera Orchestra (1976). _ Recent awards received by Mrs. Eadie include the Edith B. Ellis Award at the Greater Victoria Music Festival last | May and the Provincial Finals Award at the National Com- petitive Festival of Music last June. In November she re- P string quartet, by Zdenek Kriz on viola, and by Wendy Pana- ttoni on the’ harpsicord. The quartet will perform pieces by Tchaikovsky, Borodin, and Dvorak. Flute will be featured on pieces by Vivaldi, Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart. Kriz will perform pieces by Gyula and Dvorak on viola. The Question of Balance Dance Company from Nelson . will not perform in the third series as originally scheduled. Technical difficulties and in- juries to several dancers made it necessary to cancel the dance portion of the program. Wild Comedy Here April 17 at KJSS A zany, bizarre upside- down ‘comedy in a Monty Python vein, which has been a long-running hit,in London and on Broadway, is coming to Castlegar soon. The Vancouver Playhouse, British Columbia’s major pro- fessional theatre company, will present Joe Orton's outrageous comedy “Loot” on April 17 at the Stanley Humphries Second- ary School. This third annual Play- house tour of the province, made possible with the gener- ous assistance of the Touring _, Olfice of the Canada Council and sponsored by Air Canada, gomes directly from a highly successful run in Vancouver and is being sponsored in Castlegar by the Arts Council. Joe Orton's cockeyed, but. insightful whirl at a murder mystery involves a missing corpse, a coffin filled with banknotes, a freshly-bereaved husband, a sinister son, an alarming undertaker, a fearless inspector of the water board and a constable. Tickets for Loot are avail- able at Carl's Drugs, downtown outlets to be announced or any Arts Council member.- Voice of the People School Homecoming Editot, Castlegar News: We are trying to communi- cate with all former students of our community. Would you. please print this letter in your paper? ; This year, the Town of New Liskeard, Ont., is planning its 75th Birthday, and in con- junction with these festivities, a School Homecoming event is programmed. See APRIL z ENTERTAINMENT SCHEDULE Clip & Save! April 1 Matinee DIGBY April3-5 BOOB TUBE & BOOBY HATCH Restricted Entertainment April 6-12 GAUNTLET Clint Eastwood April 13-15 DARBY O'GILL and the LITTLE PEOPLE Sean Connery April 15 Matinee DARBY O'GILL and the LITTLE PEOPLE April 16-18 ROLLING THUNDER Restricted Entertalnment April 19 - 22 1 NEVER PROMISED YOU AROSE GARDEN April 22 Matineo YOUNG RACERS April 23-25 GRAY EAGLI April26-28 =. SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER Restricted Entertainment April 29 Matinee SALTY Thursday 8 p.m. Friday, Saturday 7 & 9 p.m. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday 8p.m. All former students and -staff who attended any school in New Liskeard, at any time, are invited to participate. It is anticipated that the New Lis- keard Secondary School will be open for hosting visitations on July. Ist. A mammoth dance . and reunion is planned in the town arena that evening. To assist the Planning Committee in finalizing ar- rangements and to have your name put on our attendance . list, please contact the New Lisheard School Home- coming, P.O. Box 780, New Liskeard, Ont. Would you please forward the names and addresses of other former New Liskeard students and staff of which you are aware, who will want to take part in this event? Jack Willars, Chairman, N.L. School! Homecoming KDHS Annual Meeting Held - On Monday Special entertainment will highlight the Kootenay Douk- hobor Historical Society's an- nual meeting April 5, society spokesman Peter Oglow said this week. Oglow said Russian singing will be featured at the meeting, to be held at 7:30 p.m, at the National Exhibition Centre, Is the Place fora | Line. of Upnotstery FURNITURE &- AUTOMOTIVE 701-7th Ave. 8. - 965-3055 Kootenay Onchedtra presents ‘Sunday, April 2 2 p.m... National Exhibition Centre‘ Featuring: pein © BARBARA EADIE as Guest Flautist © WENDY. PANATTONI on Harpsichord > Don't miss it! ‘ Christie’s ‘Mousetrap’ In Trail April 27-29 The cast has been selected and rehearsals are well under way for Theatre Unlimited's spring production of Agatha Christie's mystery play “The Mousetrap”.” : Performances are ‘sched- uled for April 27th, 28th and 29th at the Trail Jr. High Schoo! auditorium. Lee Mendoza of Montrose is the director, and the cast includes Yolanda McKinley of Rossland as Mollie Ralston, Keith, Miller of Trail as Major Metcalf, Betti Hall of Trail.as Mrs. Boyle, Tim Skinner -of Rossland as Paravacini, Adrian Rollins of Rebson as: Christo- pher Wren, Sam McBride of ‘Trail as Sgt. Trotter, Lawrence Ingersole of Trail as Giles Ralston, and Barbara Furst of Rossland as Miss Casewell. The technical crew in- OES Chapter Celebrating 24th Birthday Members of Minto Chap- ter, Order of the Easter Star, celebrated their 24th birthday last Tuesday, with several members. of Trail’'s Columbia Chapter being present. During the evening, a short adenda was held honoring the charter members present, with Worthy Matron Mrs. L, Buffett, as well as several officers, reading some approp- riate verses. Charter members present were Mrs. H. Schellenberg, Mrs. H. Johnson, Mrs. D. Askew, Mrs. E. Sherbiko, Mrs. N. Oswald and Mrs, M. Peach- ey. Each of these members were presented with a small cake decorated with a dove surrounded with tiny candies in the Star colors—the work of Mrs. Buffett. : Several of the visitors extended birthday greetings to Minto and expressed their pleasure at being present. Several members of Minto gave brief accounts of how the chapter got its’ beginning, how’ the money was raised and how it derived its Minto name. CIVIC THEATRE 719 Vemon St. Neleon, 8.C. Where's the Loot? ‘eludes Peter Robinson, Joe Szajbely, Marianna Cornea, Sandy Wilton, Cynthia Messen- ger, Don Paul, Jane Isdale, Bill McKinley, Florence Bullock, Don Bullock and Sharon Clem- ent. The performances were originally scheduled for earlier in April, but were postponed as ‘a result of the schoo! strike. Contest Offers = ta te tx $1,000‘Prize * For Best Poem A grand prize of $1,000 will be awarded in a new poetry competition sponsored by World of Poetry, a bi-monthly newsletter for poets. Also included are 49 other cash and merchandise awards. Says contest director Jo- seph Mellon, “We want to encourage poets—even poets who have writtén only one poem!” Rules and entry forms are available from World of Poetry, 2481 Stockton Blvd., Dept. C, Sacramento, Calif. 95817. Sais SHOW TOMES: 7:008 9:00 p.m. io you remember, frequent tor. ‘ever. WA ee men) Better UASTLE-— - THEATRE 3rd Concert Series : * ZDENEK KRIS on Viola Adults: $3 Sr. Citizens & Students: $2 Terry Winter and Team Crusade for Christ _& IN CONCERT * . alk _ SATURDAY, APRIL 1: 7:00 P.M. | STANLEY HUMPHRIES AUDITORIUM. Featuring: The Joyous Celebration The Bowker Brothers -on duo pianos Terry Winter And more! EVERYONE WELCOME | Make, plans now, ‘to attend! Me Set ASR htte atch Ael Dear Ann: I’m going with a man who keeps me ina constant state of anxiety. I never know for sure whether he is going to show up for a date. He has the dandleat collection of alibis In tho + world—airtight and waterproof, He can always produce a witness, This man has an excellent job, yet I have had to help him out with car payments and other small “emergencies”. He has postponed our wedding twice, The last time was two wecks ago when he said he fell down and broke his arm. The cast was off in six days which leads me to belleve his arm wasn't broken at all, I think I ought to have a word with him. What should T soy? . Fed Up To Here Dear Fed: The worg you are looking for is “Goodbye”. . * * Dear Ann: I'm a girl of 16 who needs some personal help. T've always had a nice complexion until a few weeks ago. I'm going with a guy who likes me a lot {it's mutual) but I'm having a hard time keeping him in line. ‘ 4 Last night he told me the reason my skin is breaking out is because my glands are rebelling against nature. He says sex is the only answer. Yes or no? ® ~—Ashamed To Sign Dear Ashamed: Aro the guys still using that tired old line?-See a dermatologist. And thank that swell fellow for offering himself up ‘purely for medical purposes. He's all heart. x * 8 «@ 3 Dear Ann: I was intrigued by your recent column of “Laws"—and would like to share my collection with your readers if you judge it worthy. apt 4 —Benton Harbor Ben Dear Ben: I like your collection (especially since 1 made it), Here it is; : Lippmann's Law: When all think alike, thinking—very much. (Walter Lippmann) Landers’ Law: Insanity is hereditary—you can get it from your children. (Ann Landers) Munnecke's .Law: If you don't say it they can’t repeat it. (Wilbur C. Munnecke} 8 ~ Weight-Watcher's Law: Better to throw it out—that throw it in. (Skinny Mitchell) SS 3 Everyman's Law: The other line is moving faster. (All of Us) Brinkley's Law: As soon as you replace a lost article, you will find it. (David Brinkley) - Symington’s’ Law: For every credibility gap there is a gullibility gap. (Stuart Symington) Annenberg's Law: No good deed will go unpunished. (Walter Annenberg) Coolidge’s Law: When large numbers of people are out.of work it can lead to unemployment. (Calvin Coolidge) Levenson's Law: No matter how well a toupee blends in the back, it always looks like hell in front. (Sam Levenson) Lasker's Law: Three people can keep a secret—if one of them is dead. (Mrs. Albert Lasker) Mondale’s Law: If you are sure you understand everything that is going on—you are hopelessly confused. (Vice-president Walter Mondale} Runyon's Law: The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. (Damon Runyon) Bok's Law: If you think education is expensive—try ignorance. (Derek Bok, Pres., Harvard University) Buck Private—World War II: If it's there paint it, if it moves salute it, and never volunteer for anything. (G.I. Joe) * 8 6 no one is Dear Ann Landers: I cannot sign my name to this letter and when you read it you will understand why. Please don’t mention the city. 1am writing about sex among the elderly. Sra You have written a great‘deal about the ‘lack of response and how damaging it:can be, Have you consideredithe other angle?.I refer to the elderly man Who can't perform but still entertains the idea of sex—in his head. A woman, in her later years, can lose all desire for sex but physically she can perform because nothing is required except her presence. When a man has sex in his head but lacks the ability to perform, it can be a real problem for both. How can a wife endure this trial without battering the male's ego? —Zero Here Dear Zero Here: Many elderly people derive a great deal of satisfaction out of fondling, caressing, touching and just being close. It is not essential that the sex act be consummated. If you let your husband know. you are satisfied and -pleased by the closeness—and that nothing more is expected or needed—you can “enjoy one another-as long as you both live. | Dear Ann Landers: Please by on my side. I need your help. I have toknow if it is right for a-mother to spank a kid the second time if he laughs after the first spanking? I am 11 years old and live in Trenton, N.J. : —Harold Dear Harold: A kid who laughs after a spanking gives the idea that the spanking did not accomplish anything—that it was sort of a joke. He is then apt to get a second spanking which is not so funny. So wise up and stop laughing already. One of the brightest stars in country and pop music with her current crossover hit ‘Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue’ is Crystal Gayle. MCA Records has compiled a selection of singles record- ed by Crystal for MCA and Decca from 1970 to 1972. Included on the album are the title track and current single release ‘I've Cried (the Blues Right Out of My Eyes).’ written by Crystal's famous sister Loretta Lynn, another Loretta ‘Lynn composition entitled ‘Sparklin' Look’ of bover and Marty Robbins’ her two-week premiere Vegas * engagement at the Aladdin Hote. : Her plans had to be can- celled due to the serious illness of her, mother, who : was released on February 1.° fram the Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis and is recuper- ating at the home of her son Jay Lee Webb in Nashville. was a WITH FOOD 1978 BARGAINS! Ait Central Food! just received a new shipment of Lamps— That's right! Now at Furniture Village, Jim, Linda and Gary can help you find just the right lamp or tamps to complement your decor. We have many shapes and sizes, among them contemporary and colonial styling. Also a new arrival at Furniture Village, {s a selection of dried flor: rangements in a variety of pots and macrame hangers. Orop In soon... you'll be surprised how well they would look in your home. _ Remember: Free Delivery throughout the West Kootenay. a ti Castlegar Furniture Village * 0 Pirie Street 385-5240 os a Loretta Lynn Loretta taped ‘The Tonight Show’ with Bill Cosby, ‘The Hollywood Squares.” ‘The Merv Griffin Show.’ ‘The Jim Nabors Show.’ and starred in the NBC network Valentine's Day special ‘I Love You. Before returning for her ~ third week al the Aladdin Hotel, Loretta also received - her Walk of Fame Star in f Hollywood. ‘or the third year in a row, recording artists Asleep at the Wheel (below) were nominated for a Grammy Award in the Best Country Vocal Performance by a Duo or Group category by the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences, This year, the Austin, Tex., based western swing aggregation’s nomination is for ‘The Wheel,’ the title track from their third Capitol album, released in March 1977. AATW picked up another nomination this year in the Best Country Instrumental Performance category for ‘Regtine Annie,’ a traditional fiddle tune included.on ‘The Wheel.’ The group's first Grammy nominations followed the August 1975 release of their first Capitol album ‘Texas Gold.” Following the release of their second Capito! album ‘Wheelin’ and Dealin’ in July 1976, AATW picked up the nomination for their version of Bobby Troup's “Route 66." 7 Asleep at the Wheel 1s currently putting the finishing touches on their fourth album for Capitol. scheduled tor release in April. The group has been working on the album with producer Joel Dorn in New York City. FRYING CHICKEN... .69°] PRERES BPORK STEAK scscr-noero 1.19 $1.09 IPORK BUTT ROASTS sexs". : | MEATY SPARERIBS 22: OF BEEF MATURE GRAIN FED oeee CANADA GRADE 13.41.39 CORNED BEEF - HEREFORD 1202. TIN............500008 KRAFT PROCESSED ............. 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So we are really in a bind trying to find a writer for our script.” Telly maintains the video presentation he is undertaking will blow the lid off the armament sales in the world today, which is second only to: the international sales of narcotics as far as profits are concerned, and of which the U.S. is the biggest salesman ... Glenn Ford, host-narrator of ‘When Havoc Struck,’ the new TV series on natural disasters, seemed an obvious: choice for the role. He's been flirting with disaster even since he took his first parachute jump at 19 without any instruction. He was in California during its 1936 earthquake. His home was devastated by the 1961. Bel Air fire. He crash-landed twice during military service. From the start of his movie career, he would never let a stunt man double for him on the dangerous stuff... The sparkle is back in comedian Red Skelton’s eye—and on his finger—since ‘his $155,000 diamond ring was found by a Towson,.Md., fireman. Skelton lost the ring after a performance recently at Towson State University and fireman Ernest Yates found it on a snowy sidewalk. TV BACKSTAGE: What's coming right along, sniffing at the heels of ‘Charlie's Angels?'-Why, it's ‘Charlie's Dogs. That's the name of a new television series from the same producers, planned by ABC as an entry for next season. The title characters will be three police dogs. They'll have three human partners, too, but so far-no cast has been chosen... The cause of Jack Klugman’s divorce lies not in his stars but in his horses. The glum-looking star of TV's ‘Quincy’ was shed by his wife of 21 years Brett Somers because she despaired at his compulsive gambling. “| don't blame her in the least." Jack said. “Throwing money at horses is simply something-! can’t help. | understand her position. It's a friendly divorce. believe me." Under the terms of their agreement. Jack and Brett split his bank holdings—a cool $1 million-plus. 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