Erma; ‘Bombeck Ten years ago, North America had a dream, ' Garbage was to be unisex. Replacing toilet tissue spindles was to be a “sharing experience.” Laundry was to become an equal opportunity em- ployer. . Babies in damp diapers would not discriminate against fathers. In theory, it sounded terrific. In reality, it just hasn't happened. Every day a new study confirms what my grandmother used to chant over the washboard In the backyard: Man works from sun to sun . . . but woman's work is never done. One survey showed that even the sympathetic husband only puts in a couple of hours a day to help his “working wife.” (Is there any other kind?) And another (busin Telephone 365-5210 ESS CIREC TORY New insertions, copy changes arid cancellations for the: Castlegar - ’ News Business. Directory will be, accepted béfore the first Wed- nesay Issue of each month only. Dunwoody & Co. Chartered Accountants 410 Columbia Ave. Castlegar Ph. 365-2151 Len Folt B.Com., C.A. study didn’t help things when it saying that housework heads the list of “Burnout,” a syndrome that leaves its victims weakened, unen- Resident Partner Dr. Conrad Cox Family Dentistry Friday & Saturday 215 E. Sth St., Metaline Falls, Bx. 37, Washington PHONE 509-446-4501 Services Complete Septic Tank Service Sand Gravel Topsoil Excavating Fost, Holes thuslastic about life and unable to make d The frightening fact is housework has a bad name and untess we can do something about it — and fast — no one is going to be doing it in the near future. | approached a friend of mine who is in public relations and told him about the problem. “Sweetie,” he said, “you're talking self-image. I'm .going to give you the kottom fine. Housewives need a PR number dene on them. They're beige, do you know what I'm saying? They're positively invisible. People ‘into waxing corners’ don't get noticed. No one quotes them. No one hears them. They're out of the fast lane, They need a concept.” “How do we do that?" | asked. : “Listen up,” he said. “What are we looking at? We want housework to be a sensuous experience, lusted after like silky hair. We want babies crying for it and ‘an begging to have their own food processor. First, we put out eight million bumper stickers saying, ‘HONK IF YOU LOVE FLUSHING.’ Then we do ads in the trades showing a sexy housewife saying, ‘Reach out and dust someone.’ Then we get together spots on all the TV stations of a housewife sitting in a wicker chair and toying with her food saying, ‘I will throw away no lef- jover before its time.’ Don't you love it? “We'll get billboards that say, THE FAMILY THAT CLEANS TOGETHER IS SEXIER.’ We'll schedule housewives on talk shows who will talk about.their latest low sudser experience and finally we'll have a 9 Spot ‘for a few good homemakers’ that shows @ woman with the American flag flying behind her that says ‘The few. The proud. The housewives.’ ” s lloveit. : Church members |. = “fe e e ! . are disillusioned jilenfidemonstration in front jbilepftemonstration i Soligo, Babcock & Co. Chartered Accountants 605 Columbia Ave. Castlegar Phone 365-7745 Henry John, B. Sc., C.A. Resident Partner al Backhoe Bachfilling Snow Removal _ 365-6505 UROR “DRYWALL CONTRACTING LTO. © Residential - © Commercial © Drywall Call 365-3783 EEE EHS at Ihe Terra Nova Savings Loans Mortgages CASTLEGAR PLUMBING & HEATING 1008 Columbia Avenue hone a8 “Complete Appliance Centre" % Name Brand Appliances % Our Own Repair Service % Installation ‘ (WE ALSO DO BACKHOE WORK) ge over their heads a : Cajadian headquarters Tues- éarrying placards staged a day.? ‘The demonstrators, march- ing in a single file and identifying themselves only . ‘Missionary CASTLE TIRE (1977) Ltd. SALES & SERVICE ; Insurance RAYNER : 601 - 23rd Streat Castlegar 365-2144 WELDING EQUIPMENT AND SUPPLIES Distributor for EBD wos Oxygen — Acetylene Hobart Welders le e & Heating Supplies Bartle & Gibson Co.Ltd. |i 1241.3rd St.365-3744 | Cerralaye "eS MOTOR INN the largest full-service hotel InKootenayCountry - RESTAURANT © DISCO © PUB ¢ LOUNGE BANQUET ROOMS. r + 1000 Roestond Ave, Felon O41 4416 | TRANLBC. : THE COLANDER * SPAGHETTI HOUSE + Spacialiting in Htatian cuisine i ___ Industrial Piping Supplies 2317 - 6th Aye., Castlegar 365-7702 : Sea ee acpyaWESTERN WHEEL & PARTS LTD. ALL AIR & BRAKE PARTS. FOR OFF & ON HGHWY. TRUCKS REBUILT & EXCHANGE Ne Linings, Drom, 365-3307 2313 - 6th Avenue, Castlegar ENTERPRISES LTD. 365-2563 © Complete Septic Tank Service - © Bobcat Services © Excavating Kootenay errr Savings = Credit Union WALTER'S tee DRYWALL Castlegar Taping & Spraytex Ceilings 4 rey South Slocan Nakusp New Denver Salmo Woneta Plaza’ Metal T-Bar Ceilings CASTLEGAR Iplatus awe eau greenness oy iF hopes fo solve * ; members of the, religious. ect, sald they re da & Tire Specialists [ and O} Ph. 359-7573 |. FUNERAL CHAPEL ~ growing number of people in housing crisis the church who are i “ACTON, ONT. (CR) A: Ee preparing « teatiaed | building that a Romie hth | olic missionary says sis: -possible solution to the houd- ing crisis in Tanzania. _ Brother Anthony of the Roman Catholic Precious Blood Fathers and Broth disillusioned .with the cen- tury-old organization, thay refused to discuss deb ‘ievances or say whey they are dissatisfied. ir signs were just as enigthatic. One placard said: “Watch Tower muzzles the sheep,” and another: “Help prevent truth decay.” The who says the structures are cov- ered with sections that pro- vide insulation. They are made in Canada by Condecor Products Ltd. to keep out the cold — but it is the reverse principle that could make them ideal in Tanzania. ; The structures, he said, ikeep out the heat, require no gprotective covering, won't grot in humid conditions and "are insect resistant, 2 One: of the buildings is Boeing readied to ship to Tan- ®zania. But they could be pro- picketed for two hours, said they wanted to protect their identities because they feared harassment and re- prisals from church manage- ment. Some said they wanted to show their support for a group of former Witnesses in Alberta. i] to kindly, Highway Tires WHEEL BALANCING fF8ar, 24 Hour B 0o 1,100 $q. feet attic at R-25, $550 . pos yea pay aly TBA, If your home was built before 1961, chack out these prices for insulating your attic. Call Collect 364-0166 4 cont VINTAGE PAVING CQ. LTD. * Driveways *% Parking Lots Quality Work FREE ESTIMATES Serving the Kootenays since 1975 BUDGET PAINTING . & FINISHING ‘Commercial, Residential, Interior ond Exterior Painting & Textured Ceilings. : Free Estimates Call Collect CREATIVE COMFORT PAINTING -~ INSULATION and— ---|-- 1475 Codar Avorwe TRAIL, B.C, : buns 1458-Columbia Ave. Castlegar 365-2766. ; CIRCULAR, HANDSAWS, CARBIDE _ COLEMAN COUNTRY - BOY SERVICE Sump & Septic Tank Pumping . Phone 365-5013 3400 - 4th Avenue Castlegar - SUMP & SEPTIC TANK * PUMPING INSTALLATIONS © Interior © Extesior “Quality You Can Bank On” conect 352-6416 Commercial Printing * Rubber Stamp Mfg. © Office Supplies * Office Furniture © Office Equipment Repoirs * A Ltd. 169 Columbi: Seeustor: . Renovation & Repair Painting & Decorating Free Estimates haelHeard §—. 365-2946 Several members of a Lethbrid; fon. res 4 re cently broke away from the church and established their own Christian fellowship. They had been critical of the 3duced in Tanzania instead of * ce way the evangelical organi- this‘community about 25 kil- it of zation stressed door-to-door P ytizing and they .were disillusioned with some of its rigid teachings. - at west of ‘Ont, thereby eliminating shipping costs, he said. Rock Walls, Fireplaces Framing, Landscaping “and Septic Work Froe appraisals Ph, 352-2164 CITY OF CASTLEGAR , ; ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN Castlegar, a rapidly growing, well-serviced City of 7,000 located in the scenic West Kootenays, Is accepting applications from.qualified individuals interested in contributing to the development of an expanding community. . This position offers a variety of responsibilities related to municipal services, interpreting the Subdivision and Zoning By-Laws, and assisting in building inspections, An ability to communicate an the public at largo, is essential. Applicants must possess a two-y Contracting —Power Wiring— —-Electric Heat— —Fire Alarms— —Intrusion Alarms— & Other Special Systems HOOLAEFF ELECTRIC Phone 365-7191 tol, in Planning or Civil Technology with a good ap- fitude for design and demonstrated drafting skills, ats Salary is commensurate with qualifications and experience, according to the Canadian Union of Public Employees contract. All applications should be forwarded to the un- dersigned with a resume and selected referen- ces by April 20, 1981. 1. Zahynaez, P. Eng. _ Superintendent of Works and Services City of Castlegar 460 Columbia Avenue Castlegar, B.C. VIN 167 etre eaeerereenmenmennereesenag, =a GAMES FOR SALE . 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