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you'll know it was I, driven
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It may happen in a restaur-
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to be of the boot variety,
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and I will just have broken a
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blew his/her nose and spat
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where it came from. It's one

of those American imports |

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MCs,

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the Holiday Inn in Texas,
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And they're the guys t
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underlings, forced to soil
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cynical so-long that raises the
hackles on the likes of me.

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for

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airlines, hotels, restaurants,
and even our sacred institu-
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Perhaps. 1 am_ over-
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town engineers, school ad-
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known as garage mechanics.
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