CASTLEGAR NEWS, November 30, 1980 : g Bombeck ‘Telephone 365-5210: as Business dineCTOR accepted before New Insertions, copy changes and” cancellations) for the Castlegar. * . News Businoss Directory: will be ‘the’ first Wed- ‘nesay Issue of each month only. - For an industry that Is touted to be a world leader and a pi fier in auto f ing, | cannot. believe the naivete of Toyota, wos "This month they are exporting to us what Is billed as the “first talking car.” Two’ models of their small luxury p lines will be ipped ik quipped with a sp monitor of a woman's voice which 'will:warn drivers to fasten their seat belts, remove the ignition key and set the parking brakes. ; * Are they serious? We wrote the book on talking - cars. Has no one told them that every American car has been equipped with a live talking system since the car was invented? They used to be called backseat drivers until they moved up to the passenger side. Now they're called a lot of things. i : When it comes to telling a driver what to do, no ANS one does it better than North American women. We Len Folkman, B.Com., C.A. learned it in the back seat from our mothers. Resident Partner * __Evéh before | learned how to drive, | knew the $tandard pre-ignition quiz: “Is your door shut all the way?” “Do you have it in park?” "We got enough gas?” . fis the brake off?” Dunwoody & Co. - Chartered Accountants 410 Columbia Ave. Castlegar Ph. 365-2151 Services Complete A Septic Tank Service Sand . Gravel Topsoil Excavating Post Holes Landscaping . Backhoe Backfilling * Snow R i tt threwphout ihe. years, realizing that the couple See us tor that drives together survives together, women have, sie . elvated their role'to an art form, APPLIANCE REPAIRS and There's Creative Gasping. You won't get THAT ina . : Brand Nome . foreign model. It's a little subtle intake of breath from. - Appliances the passenger when the driver comes. little too close | to another car — or the car in front of you stops sud- ° SPEED QUEEN denly, 4 MAYTAG There's the Muffled Prayer, where you cover your =” GENERAL ELECTRIC face, with pottt honds ond numb le. "Oh, toy God.) and CASTLEGAR when the drivers asks, “What's the matter?” you loo! : : pale and say, “Nothing.” PLUMBING & HEATING The Active Non-Driver is strictly an advanced con- 1008 Columbia Avenue cept where the woman actually pushes an imaginary Phone 365-3388 brake pedal to the floor at every stop and her entire body does a complete swivél with every lane change. * And, of course, standard equipment with every American-made talking car is the “Evaluation” that comes at the end of every drive. No matter how longa driver has driyen, he gets a verbal scoreboard of near misses,. yellow lights run, speed -misdemeanors, L di on what is in store for made if anyone is ever CASTLE TIRE. 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Castlegar "Phone 365-7365 Shrubs, Trees Hanging “baskets | © House plonts © © Florist Service "© Fullland- scoping Servic ‘Commercial or residential Hour CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: “Situation comedies on | —1050 Columbia Avenue televison these days are pitiful and dwell too much on sex,” says Jackie Gleason, star of the old ‘Honeymooners’ series. “Everything is sexual innuendo,” Gleason told me. Another problem with comedies, Gleason says, “is a lack of good characters, If you're doing a situation comedy, CH. NURSERY & FLORIST LTO. 2601-9th Ave., 363-7312 you have to have the people like you. That's what is pro- bably wrong with the sit-coms today. There’s no one you ° . can really feel you want to like.” . . . Attractive Mary Lin- Guaranteed Work da Ralphlye, who left Llanview in ‘One Life to Live’ as 365 3771 Faith Kipling, has just arrived in Oakdale on ‘As the World bee Turns.’ She’s playing Lyla Montgomery's sister. Maggie - = ‘Crawford, a bright young lawyer from a_ prestigious firm... If you find yourself low around the holidays, :which’ most people do, a sure-fire pick-me-up is a song ‘and a story by Anne-Marie Murray. ‘Portraits in Words and Song’ soothes like good brandy or French chocolate, . depending on your-mood. This Canadian chanteuse made a powerful impression on Boston and will be com- ing into New York this month for major television and radio appearances. Try not to miss her! Framing _ CONSTRUCTION Damp . Proofing Reasonable Rates |” Rod Werre 364-1538 368-8936 Evenings Contracting —Power Wiring— —Electric Heat—- —Fire Alarms— . —Intrusion Alarms— & Other Special Systems ‘ HOOLAEFF _ PRISCILLA PRESLEY .. . those amazing animals E LECTRIC CONSUMER NEWS WIRE: it looks like a. beautiful new pone 365012) :Season on ABC-TV with lovelies-making their debuts in * . new peries: crise Fresiey pes pen Starring for months —_ zin ‘Those Amazing Animals’ but the long Hollywood strike d q forced ather TV newcomers like Tanya Roberts and Ann. DAN 1 ELS Z pilian to wait in the wings. Now fanya i at last getting CONSTRUCTION | ler big chance to prove that she can help ‘Charlie's Angels’ fly high again; and Ann is joining other high-class Scene peti :Waitresses in the new show, ‘It's A Living.’ ABC has come _ dations, retaining walls and rein- up with the novel idea of introducing network newcomers forcing. g Bee sto TV fans by producing a series of glamorous posters, COMMERCIAL AND'RESIDENTIAL “Tanya and Ann, who has been acting since she was 10, Ph. 693-2408" ‘have a string of TV credits to their names.and Priscilla does not seem like such a newcomer. ‘Those-Amazing ‘Animals’ is her first show but now the budding actress, . ‘with the famous name plus a sexy new image, declares, “| would like a career in films.” . or 693-2415 : TV CLOSEUP: Remember Wednesday, the beautiful little :dark-haired daughter of Mortjcia and, Gomez, on the outlandishly ghoulish ‘The Addams ;Family’ television “series of 1964? Lisa Loring, who was only six when the “series started, has blossomed into aniattractive and very feminine young worhan with a lot of living packed into her 22 years. “I grew up in the business,’ says Lisa, who's currently portraying Cricket Montgomery on ‘As the World Turns,’ “so | became tough by learning a lot of things the “You build or let us” See us also for: * Excavations * Hauling ¢ Form Rentals Ci w ‘Selkirk Homes . |) ._ WESTKO _ CONCRETE © Foundations 1 Retaining Walls @. Floors’ . RALPH BIRD Box 3203, Castlegar, B.C. Phone 365-5071 Groceteria.& Laundromat 1038 Columbia Avenue (Bottom of Sherbiko Hill) a * OPEN .:, 364 Days a Year! Mon.-Sat. 8:30-10:30 p.m. Sun. & Hols. 9-10:30 p.m. Groceries, Tobacco, “ . Confectionary & General Phone 365-6534 Dr. Conrad Cox Family Dentistry Friday & Saturday Metaline Falls’ Washington PHONE 509-446-4501 DISCO ebel’s DIsco dISco atthe Terra Nova Jez hard way." . . . You might have recognized Paul Falzone, -the latest addition to the cast of ‘All My Children.’ Paul, * who plays little Charlie’s guidance counselor Dr. Jim Jef- ferson, was the former roommate cf Tom Hughes on ‘As the World Turns.' He later quit the show to do a movie and was replaced by his real-life roommate.Gary Sandy 365-3401 ts Walls, Fireplaces Pahari at "CASTLEGAR FUNERAL CHAPEL Dedicated to kindly, service, who’ now stars as Andy on ‘WKRP in . Cincinnati’... Pamela Blair, currently on ‘Search for Tomorrow’ as.Dr. Taper's nurse, Della Amory, was in the and Septic Work Free oppraisols Ph, 352-2164 Granite, Marble and Bronze Plaques ‘ Phone 365-3222 original cast of Broadway's ‘A.Chorus Line.’ TRAIL HONDA® We don't make a lot of noise but we service what Don’t buy another Honda until ydu check our price or you may have paid too much, Elliott Motors Ltd. . 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