The best car rental deal in town Is Budget | rentacar ten ‘Owned in Canada by Conadiane, 365-3300 Just Ask Linda At the Jefferson Unlike the Macdonald's jamburger chain whose major dvertising motto is: “We do it Il for you", the folks at the’ lefferson Bank in Peoria, Ill, qedon't have a nifty advertising sislogan. 55, Nevertheless they practice *every day what Macdonald's reaches, The bank is willing to go to bzalmost any length in the hope of paltracting some new custom: ers. And the effort, According. to Tompkins, pays off. So far 500 packages have been mailed and about 30 per cent of the people receiving them have opened up accounts at the Jefferson bank. But the service is not just restricted for families. If you are single and locking for some friendship, Linda will even supply a list of bars and places where that might be found. ee Euoeean NEWS, Thursday, July 14, 1977 CASTLEGAR NEW S ENTERTAINMENT So if you need the name of competent ‘doctor, . dentist; ave your utilities hooked up; equire the services of a ‘reliable babysitter, just call {Linda Tompkins at the Jeffer- son. “Our main concern is to be community service, but natur- Zally we are also interested in attracting new business,” says Tompkins, 3! Tompkins and one other staff member get the names of Spersons who move into this Semall - community of 130,000, near Chicago, from companies fand real estate -agents. z The new arrivals are mail- zed a package containing maps, Sinformation about housing and Bichools, plus other items such cas where to get a new driver's Bicence = cy F: H COMMUNITY | Bulletin Board q VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL i A Vacation Bible Schoo! will be held at Grace Presbyterian Church, 7th Ave. S. from Mon., July 18 to Fri, July 22. Sessions will be from 9:30 a:m. to 12' , noon. Children ages 4 to 13 are welcome. For further information, please call L. DeWolfe at 365-7967. . Coming events of Castlegar and District non-profit. + organtzations are listed here thrdugh the courtesy’ of ~Canadian~ Cellulose’s‘ Interior ene and. Lumber’ \ Operations. Please submit notices directly to th Castlegar News by 5 p.m. Mondays. Clog CASTLEGAR ‘NEWS 1947 + 1977 A Public Service of Interior Pulp and Interior Lumber Operations. . 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E AMEROCK HOEBAF <0 H N 8 E i) uU i) R E o N ° Ww G FneorconwMmAnzo£ Bre eocmnayraozcroD @oAxz2O4OxoZx—F oczr>roe>a4+0AMme O,cmrycra For those bored with read- ing old magazines or watching television while getting ‘their locks clipped, Applegate's, a + hair styling salon in Tuscon, Arizona, offers live’ entertain- ment in: the ‘form of dancing girls, For acharge of from $15.50, to $20.50, a patron gets his hair shampooed, a head and should- er massage, a drink’ and 12 minutes of entertainment from exotic, belly and disco-type dancers, Owner George Applegate, 87, said he’ used to. hear customers complain about having nothing to do while * getting a haircut other than to read old magazines. So about five months ago, he’ sought . union and state approval to offer the live entertainment. 27 “in olden days, kings ‘and queens had dancers. entertain them, so why not now?" ‘The whole hair-cutting pro- ° . cess takes about $0 minutes, with the show taking about one half of that, time. Each dancer, “never fully unclothed,” works an entire day and the dancers are rotated so that repeat customers do not sée the same performance. A customer'is shown ‘into one of three: private booths which face a small stage in the . one-storey building in the Uni- versity of Arizona area. Alter a shampoo girl, fully clothed, © washes the hair and gives the massage,,a male hair stylist takes over, The haircut service is not for the poor.’ ‘There is ‘a one-time initiation fee of $50 anda yearly charge of $25, giving the establishment a club . format. It’s tough on old turkeys ‘to dunk in the boiling oil. ; é living ‘Sound of “Jomnie’” day & Saturday... : ‘Bill Smiley. CHUCK STEAK In Vaffaire Trudeau, my” sympathies are all with our Prime Minister, whatever 1 may think of him politically, It's tough for an old turkey to hang on to a beautiful chick. I know. I’ve been try- ing to do it for years. My wife is beautiful. And I'm not saying that proudly, or because I’m trying to but-, ter her up. I’m saying it as a fact. And I’m suge everyone >, who knows her will agree. - 1 am not tall, dark and handsome. I am short, white and rather ugly. Or, as we ugly people say, my face has a Jes of character, So, as you may imagine, I've had a lot, of trouble hanging on to her. Not that she’s a philanthropist,iexten- ding charity to any‘male who comes: along. ‘Nor. is she a (the: Word I was looking ‘for: in the first place.) * And still 1 have trouble hanging on to her. It’s not in the marital department. It's in the arms department. T have trouble hanging.on to her arms, when she’s go- ing to hit me, or tear out “some.of my. scanty locks, or clobber me with a telephone or something. When we were-first mar- : tied, I didn’t have so much trouble. ¥ was stronger than she, and I-could hang on to both her wrists, put my head down to avoid a butt-on the ‘nose, and raise one knee in front of me to ward off a kickin the groin. * : But years of sedentary and licentious living have made me a shadow of my former self, and she, like most women, has got «steadily stronger. Look around, and -you'll’ agree > that most ‘-women of a certain age could ‘take: their husbands, in: one‘ round, with ‘one arm tied behind. To add injury to insult, she >: has béen doing yoga exercises \of-late, and. has developed ‘muscles: neither of us ever “knew existed. Take last night, for exam- ple She had dinner all ready “but not cooked, Vegetables in the pot, feady to turn-on. Chicken ‘livers in {be pan, salted, floured, iN and ready for a quick fry in butter. French fries all ready ‘We sat down in the room: for..one. of those. in- timate pre-dinner chats that“ are just as much a‘part:of marriage * as post-coital depréssion, whatever that is. os Iread it ina book. listened with my usual it ins << terest. and: sympathy,. occa- ‘sionally interrupting to read her fascinating. bits ‘from the newspaper I was réadinig.. Finally, ‘1 got® the® drift, “Sweetie! You're exhausted... Let'me® get the “dinner.”* ai ak Over-riding her protests, 1 * strode into the"kitchen, call- ing over: smy shoulder: ‘Just relax. You know Tcan handle everything. Nota sound from inside. I thought she was lying back, maybe reading the women’s page. ; Turned on the cooking oil. On high. Got the veg. boiling happily. Put the chicken livers on high for that first golden searing. Took a small libation from the cupboard, to keep my head clear. i “Magnificent “sound” of cooking. Veg. ARE GRAIN CAN. GRADE veeee At POT ROASTS OF BEEF °"A.59°E BOLOGNA No: 1 QUALITY. BY THE PIECE. seesereee nb SMOKED PORK PICNICS =.79° BEEF BY THE SIDE. _ wot BEEF SAUSAGES ix BACON cnnswerr. J» $1.49 | pkg. LUNCHEON MEAT | 89° CORNED BEEF HEREFORD. 1202. TIN ; $1.19 HAMS. ‘SWIFTS, READY TO EAT. 1% LB. TIN... PREM. 12.02. TIN .. $3.39 BEANS WITH PORK - $] 19 LIBBY’S . 48 FL. OZ. TIN ..... FROM THE IN-STORE BAKESHOP SPONGE CAKES a inc seseeceenereres se, 08 OFF CRUSTY ROLLS pozen.. .- OF ICE TEA M x ie - 19 NATURE PLUS BREAD 1802, LOAVES......... 59 WHOLE WHEAT BREAD Igoe ‘loaves ........59° A DAMS reo. orvoz san ce AS - Livers sizzling. Made a_fast salad and another,drop took, to keep my other head clear. Dumped the french fries in the pot of hot cooking oil. ~ Clouds of smoke, spatters of grease on walls and self. Seems, you're, ysupponed cto: Feelings, as they put it, were running high. But what really made the fit hit the — shan was that, while she was running around declaiming to \the entire neighborhood that I'd ruined the _ LIBBY’S. RED KIDNEY BEANS 9 1. 79s BLACK DIAMOND. WINE CURED. 8 OZ. CHEDDAR CHEESE $1.39 TOMATO JUICE and the new paint, I calmly, like’ a reasonable. man, retrieved the pot full of crisp, black fries, loaded a plate - with them and chicken livers, and began eating my. dinner in a dignified fashion. This' was when I was unable to hang on to her. She Seized the plate of greasy liver and doubly greasy chips, and flang them on the floor. She tried to fling me-_ after thent, but her hand slip- ped on my greasy shirt, flew back and gave herself a belt ontlielip. * Tqday everything | is back to normal. She has a fat lip, but ‘she’s got her: kitchen floor washed, a task’ she wasn’t looking forward to.. No girls, I didn’t do it. “And that’s why my sym- pathies are with Mr. - Trudeau. It’s hard for aniold z turkey to hang ol Ss beautiful chick. Especially if she’s going YORA. 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